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#3 - Picture 23 hours ago on Santa +56
#9 - No servant of mine gets a juvenile equestrian  [+] (22 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Dear Emporer +30
#18 - captainprincess (12/18/2014) [-]
Or anything else from the flaccid, impotent corpse 'god'
#26 - arandomanon (12/18/2014) [-]
Implying those pieces of shit you call "gods" will help you whatsoever.
#44 - captainprincess (12/18/2014) [-]
They've helped us plenty already chumley

The believers in a CORPSE want to talk about the help of the gods, with their own dead man having done considerably less than the ruinous powers?

Oh you guys are funny
#45 - arandomanon (12/18/2014) [-]
Is that the reason why you can't leave the Eye of Terror and actually do something?
User avatar #46 - captainprincess (12/18/2014) [-]
can't
Yea that's right we never came out before and fucked shit up

ever
#47 - arandomanon (12/18/2014) [-]
we Abaddon
#48 - captainprincess (12/18/2014) [-]
Truly we are more unified than the raggedy Imperium
#49 - arandomanon (12/18/2014) [-]
Imperium's last great internal war was milenia ago. Chaos is always at war with everyone, including itself. And that's why Chaos will never ever success.
#50 - captainprincess (12/18/2014) [-]
We keep on our toes, never stagnate, always evolve and stay ever vigilant.
And what's more is we have a little fun while doing it. Afterall, that's what an Astartes is isn't he? A killing machine, purpose built to destroy.

We keep to our purpose, and enjoy doing so.
#63 - castellandraco (12/20/2014) [-]
big e keeps people alive after death ex sangguinitor, legion of the damned, living saints, smites people across the universe, n=and after horus and 13 crusades abbadon got nothing or no ware, good luck steppin up heretic your chaos gods do nothing but fuck you over, keep you fragmented, and big e never said he was a god thats ur bum lorgar mucking up things
#51 - arandomanon (12/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, because we are peaceful butterflies.
User avatar #52 - captainprincess (12/18/2014) [-]
haha
Butterflies

Butterflies are enjoyable
#53 - arandomanon (12/18/2014) [-]
I'm sure you do enjoy them
#54 - captainprincess (12/18/2014) [-]
The ruinous powers let us enjoy something atleast
But then, what joy can you gleam out of a corpse and his legion of disturbed necrophiliacs?
#55 - arandomanon (12/18/2014) [-]
>Necrophiliac. Implying there's something you wouldn't fuck, you degenerated sluts. Also if you don't find joy in just fulfilling your duty you're just a weakling.
#56 - captainprincess (12/18/2014) [-]
Oh you got me there. The beauty and joy of life often resides in what's fuckable.
But our duty is to ourselves and the patrons who bestow us the power to do so!

Your puny corpse and his pathetic cult of fearful virgins have no place in a future of freedom and pleasure! They would only taint the lives of everyone with fears and stale delusions of duty and order.

A WASTE
#57 - arandomanon (12/18/2014) [-]
Who needs to fuck anything when you have litanies of hate. While you waste your time gathering slaves to fuck, we get shit done. We kill xenos, we burn heretics and we destroy pathetic chaos cults in His name. He's nothing but a man, the greatest man, but just a man. And just with His blessings and letanies we can kick your demons' asses back to the Inmaterium. You're lucky He's currently not in His best condition or your Eye of Terror would see the greatest Exterminatus ever seen.
User avatar #58 - captainprincess (12/18/2014) [-]
"Currently not in his best condition"
Understatement much

He's a dead man is what he is. Your 'god', and let's not pretend he isn't revered as divinity, has not survived. Kept barely afloat by the petty woes of his squabbling little subjects, too afraid to let their big daddy pass away, feeding him thousands of souls a day just to keep him as a barely functioning corpse.

That's one hell of a divine idol
#60 - arandomanon (12/19/2014) [-]
Humans think the Emperor is a God because that's easier for them to stay by His side, they don't share His genes so they are naturally weak. And since His Divine Intervention has saved the Imperium so many times, it's easier to understand for them that our Father is the only God.
Even if all you say was true, that He is a "barely functioning corpse", you can only do this much. You can't take Cadia, no matter how hard you try. And you can't conquer anything important beyond the Eye of Terror. If I were you, I'd be very ashamed of myself and my "incredibly powerful" gods can't beat a "barely functioning corpse".
#61 - captainprincess (12/19/2014) [-]
If you were me you'd be enjoying yourself for one thing, reveling in all the delights and splendors chaos can offer. It's the self-importance that's funniest really. The Imperium might be out greatest and most hated enemy, but we got other shit to be doing son don't mistake your silly selves as the only thing our gods ever think about.
#62 - arandomanon (12/20/2014) [-]
If I were you I'd kill myself. You're right in something though, your stupid "gods" are too busy trying to gain importance among themselves and that's why you're never, ever going to get shit done. The size of the Imperium is too big for any of you to handle. Not only you can't conquer Cadia, but you can't take over Mordia either, where mere Imperial Guards kick your butts every time you try to attack the planet.
Remaining pure means remaining strong. Even if demons make you stronger phisically or give you diverse powers, at the end you don't have unity and except for a couple of good generals, your tactics and strategies are stupid.
All the weaklings will be purged.
User avatar #59 - atomschlumpf (12/19/2014) [-]
Not really, no. His body is barely alive anymore but his soul is still very much alive and strong. Otherwise the Astronomican wouldn't be powered anymore and he still speaks to some of his servants and gives visions to others.

Actually he is most likely on the verge of transcending to divinity. The problem for that is however that his body is still alive and acting like an anchor, holding him down. Or he is about to be reborn, those are the most likely events to happen once he actually truly dies. However, once he dies, the Astronomican will go out and the Imperium most likely collapse.


However however however since GW will most likely never actually progress the story for 40k it doesn't really matter.
#19 - Not the red and white, just before it goes black one elite tha…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on HALO LOREMASTER: Thel'Vadam 0
#20 - Dublin (12/17/2014) [-]
hmmmmm...
#27 - Picture 12/16/2014 on God Bless America This Wont... 0
#15 - Great comp, also fun fact the arbiter is the only known elite …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/16/2014 on HALO LOREMASTER: Thel'Vadam +2
#18 - Dublin (12/17/2014) [-]
I just watched it and both the white and red elite that stabbed noble 6 at the end held their swords with their right hands
User avatar #19 - theimmortalemperor (12/17/2014) [-]
Not the red and white, just before it goes black one elite thats not shown draws his energy sword and it is heavily implied thats the one that finishes noble 6
#20 - Dublin (12/17/2014) [-]
hmmmmm...
#8 - The amount of warhammer content lately is making me very happy. 12/16/2014 on A Warhammer Image Dump 0
#16 - Wow, the education system really went to **** in …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on He's in a better place now. +12
User avatar #23 - theplanetearth (12/16/2014) [-]
Everything went to shit in your absence.
#52 - Lil wayne has really improved 12/14/2014 on I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS +3
#21 - yeah no 12/14/2014 on dox miss frizzle 0
#19 - reserves are government land that is "reserved" for …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on dox miss frizzle +2
User avatar #20 - ludislavonac (12/14/2014) [-]
Allright, thanks for explaining eurofag here, wouldn't know about the mouthwash joke

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#13 - easternigguh (11/29/2014) [-]
How bad must your constipation be if you can't even get up from your toilet in several centuries, huh Emps?
How bad must your constipation be if you can't even get up from your toilet in several centuries, huh Emps?
User avatar #11 - datmine (11/06/2014) [-]
EMPRAH
IT IS I
DATMINE YOUR MOST LOYAL SERVANT
ALL I ASK IS A PERMITION TO USE THE EXTERMINAUTUS CHARGES ONBOARD MY SHIP TO BRING JUSTICE TO THE ENEMIES OF MANKIND
#12 to #11 - theimmortalemperor (11/06/2014) [-]
Bless you my child. Remember the only time chaos is acceptable is when its a charred and twitching stump.
Bless you my child. Remember the only time chaos is acceptable is when its a charred and twitching stump.
#5 - MaelRadec (03/08/2014) [-]
LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!
#7 to #6 - MaelRadec (03/08/2014) [-]
i can almost hear the screetching
#1 - krasnogvardiech (10/07/2013) [-]
My Lord, I am ready for action. What is your command?
User avatar #2 to #1 - theimmortalemperor (10/08/2013) [-]
Burn the witch! purge the heretic!
#3 to #2 - krasnogvardiech (10/08/2013) [-]
Thy will be done.

But what of the xeno?
User avatar #4 to #3 - theimmortalemperor (10/09/2013) [-]
If it poses any potential threat, exterminus.
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