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thehornedking

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:12/24/2010
Last Login:2/27/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#3618
Comment Ranking:#15895
Highest Content Rank:#3567
Highest Comment Rank:#193
Content Thumbs: 3409 total,  3842 ,  433
Comment Thumbs: 30344 total,  33285 ,  2941
Content Level Progress: 4% (4/100)
Level 133 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 134 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 19.7% (197/1000)
Level 330 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 331 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:7
Content Views:171871
Times Content Favorited:71 times
Total Comments Made:3950
FJ Points:34314

latest user's comments

#652 - Picture 07/14/2013 on GEORGE ZIMMERMAN NOT GUILTY +1
#1 - Picture 07/13/2013 on Ask.fm +1
#2 - Picture 07/13/2013 on Fail +1
#32 - MFW I appear to be the only person on this sight who is getting any.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/12/2013 on forever alone +2
User avatar #47 - blasthardcheese (07/12/2013) [-]
Hahaha its site, not sight!

Now I feel better about myself...
#42 - rototornjik (07/12/2013) [-]
mfw someone is bragging about this and i cant even get a date

lucky nigger
User avatar #40 - bonlino (07/12/2013) [-]
at least we can spell.
User avatar #44 - trojandetected (07/12/2013) [-]
Spelling>pussy
#9 - Picture 07/12/2013 on op +10
#48 - Picture 07/12/2013 on dat line +7
#74 - Picture 07/11/2013 on MARVELous condoms +1
#299 - Maybe I feel like getting ****** up with my frien…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/10/2013 on Germany +3
#346 - anonexplains (07/10/2013) [-]
Maybe you're a complete fucking idiot then. You're poisoning yourself...
#390 - infernis has deleted their comment.
#487 - anonexplains (07/10/2013) [-]
Even a small amount of alcohol damages the body. It's just not worth it.
#514 - infernis has deleted their comment.
#566 - anonexplains (07/10/2013) [-]
It damages the brain, kidneys, liver, and many other organs. You're poisoning your body and don't seem to really care.
#579 - infernis has deleted their comment.
#582 - anonexplains (07/10/2013) [-]
Why do any amount of unnecessary damage? It's not worth it you're fine without it. Do as little damage to your body as reasonably possible.
#583 - infernis has deleted their comment.
#592 - infernis has deleted their comment.
#578 - infernis has deleted their comment.
#165 - Looks too me that the Valar usurped Morgoth's ass for him.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2013 on LotR Facts: Part 5 0
#332 - Rjmulder (07/10/2013) [-]
He didn't, it's like when you read the books of LOTR, when sam and frodo are in Mordor, they hear a couple of orcs talking. One of those guys was like: "I don't like those ringwraith motherfuckers, but i ain't gonna be the one pissing them off." It's like that with Sauron, he was scared shitless by morgoth, who was powerfull beyond belief. But if you read Akkalabeth, where Sauron is taken prisoner by the Numenoreans, when he actually gains power in Numenor, he builds a temple to Melkor the Morgoth. So, he's scared and in awe at the same time.
#164 - Picture Morgoth and Sauron as Germany and Hitler respectively … 07/10/2013 on LotR Facts: Part 5 -1
#33 - Every Planet of the Apes movie 07/10/2013 on Movies that can be... 0
#4 - Get some! Get some! Yea, get some! Get some! Get some haha bab…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/08/2013 on Witty Title +94
User avatar #144 - xbits (07/08/2013) [-]
+ How can you shoot innocent women and children?!
- It's easy, you just have to aim closely.
User avatar #182 - JonnyFirecrackr (07/08/2013) [-]
its easy, you just dont lead em as much*
User avatar #192 - JonnyFirecrackr (07/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #190 - xbits (07/09/2013) [-]
Hm, might be, I watched it in spanish and translated directly to english when typing.

:/
#111 - anonhaterrr (07/08/2013) [-]
Here, you are all worthless pieces of amphibian shit
#105 - beerholder (07/08/2013) [-]
*git sum
#8 - Picture 07/07/2013 on AMERICA +14
#4 - Picture 07/07/2013 on Don't Shoot it Brownman -1
#2 - Picture 07/07/2013 on Well +5
#2 - Picture 07/07/2013 on Why? +8
#1 - Picture 07/07/2013 on So I made my first ever pot... +5
#134 - Picture 07/07/2013 on Teachers 0
#19 - Picture  [+] (32 new replies) 07/07/2013 on Pooh +50
#32 - articulate (07/07/2013) [-]
Enlarge before judging.
User avatar #67 - logickid (07/07/2013) [-]
Woo isn't this scary?
User avatar #90 - articulate (07/08/2013) [-]
It's not supposed to be scary, or that's not why I saved it. I just think it's cool that it changes.
#93 - zombieloan (07/10/2013) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image posted in comment #2895683 at Friendly ** yeah thats kind of what things like that do
#64 - anonexplains (07/07/2013) [-]
Movie: Event Horizon "where we are going we don't need eyes"
User avatar #89 - articulate (07/08/2013) [-]
Cool, thanks.
User avatar #36 - thedarkangel (07/07/2013) [-]
what was that movie called?
#37 - articulate (07/07/2013) [-]
Spirited Away.
User avatar #38 - thedarkangel (07/07/2013) [-]
These don't scare me they need more eyes >.>
#39 - articulate (07/07/2013) [-]
I just think they're cool.
User avatar #40 - thedarkangel (07/07/2013) [-]
the Cheshire Cat came to mind with that one o.o
#42 - articulate (07/07/2013) [-]
With the right imagination.
User avatar #43 - thedarkangel (07/07/2013) [-]
n...nothing changed o.o
#44 - articulate (07/07/2013) [-]
Flagged Comment Picture
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That's it for the cool ones.
User avatar #47 - goodguygary (07/07/2013) [-]
banana'd
#48 - articulate (07/07/2013) [-]
fite me irl 1v1 i rek u ked
User avatar #51 - goodguygary (07/07/2013) [-]
feg i'll reck u an fuk ur mum
#52 - articulate (07/07/2013) [-]
Good, she could use it.
#54 - goodguygary (07/07/2013) [-]
#57 - articulate (07/07/2013) [-]
Whatcha watchin'?
User avatar #58 - goodguygary (07/07/2013) [-]
Anal Bruising Londo

this
#85 - articulate (07/08/2013) [-]
I was listening to Our Second Chance by PANTyRAiD.

I'm back btw. How have you been?
User avatar #86 - goodguygary (07/08/2013) [-]
good, looks like fj doesn't like you right now. have better dark souls video

IronMarkus
#87 - articulate (07/08/2013) [-]
I didn't watch the last one either. I don't like youtube videos because they have sound.

They don't like me because I posted ponies, I don't really care. I may have come back to thumbs down here, but I also had a 100+ thumb comment as well.
#88 - goodguygary (07/08/2013) [-]
>YFW sound
User avatar #45 - thedarkangel (07/07/2013) [-]
Wah hah hah
#46 - articulate (07/07/2013) [-]
I have a couple more less cool ones, if you want.
User avatar #49 - thedarkangel (07/07/2013) [-]
is this one? It didn't change
#50 - articulate (07/07/2013) [-]
Changes for me.
User avatar #53 - thedarkangel (07/07/2013) [-]
I was shown the episode from my girlfriend, royal wedding was it?
#55 - articulate (07/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's the one.

This one here is the last of its kind.
User avatar #23 - granadablashlack (07/07/2013) [-]
generally lost it at that
#154 - Gimli initially dislikes Legolas because Legolas' father Thyra…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2013 on Lord of the Ring Facts +16
#207 - pinklittlecuddles (07/07/2013) [-]
That, and because one's a dwarf and the other an elf. Just sayin'
User avatar #159 - slandersalamander (07/07/2013) [-]
Thranduil*
#52 - "Gurrdurr" 07/06/2013 on The Crime fightin' squad +2
#22 - Not the Rings! Say what you will about Jesus, but leave the Ri…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2013 on OC +8
#31 - taintedangel (07/06/2013) [-]
Clerks 2. Nice one, man.
#19 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 07/05/2013 on 30 years +90
#39 - caffeinepowered (07/05/2013) [-]
How do you think it stayed white?
#45 - anonexplains (07/05/2013) [-]
The ocean fucktard
User avatar #20 - danniegurl (07/05/2013) [-]
they weren't wearing it, apparently.
#74 - Cyclists in my part of town have the balls to ride AGAINST TRA… 07/04/2013 on Fucking Cyclist Man +1
#27 - Picture 07/04/2013 on This is not the gender you... +12
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#4 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
do you want me to offer more stuff, or they're not for sale?
User avatar #5 to #4 - thehornedking (11/11/2012) [-]
not for sale. sorry bro
#6 to #5 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
whyyyy?
#9 to #7 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
okay. thx for considering :(
#8 to #7 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
you really have no use for them, except if you collect items, and by the looks of it you don't :-), so can i please have them now?
#1 - anonexplains (06/13/2012) [-]
Kill yourself
#2 to #2 - thehornedking (06/13/2012) [-]
Meanwhile in your Mother's anus.
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