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Date Signed Up:12/24/2010
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#3 - This was from The Boondocks. About 8 years ago. And its about … 07/22/2013 on Stop Snitching +16
#14 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2013 on well that didnt go so well.. +13
#19 - paranoidzoid (07/21/2013) [-]
#34 - Picture 07/21/2013 on tuning +3
#89 - Picture 07/19/2013 on what i lift. sometimes, a... +1
#12 - Well, lets be civil, no need to sound the drums of war over this. 07/18/2013 on How to shut up your grandma… 0
#15 - I want to put a distinct sounding horn in my truck and then ni… 07/17/2013 on Boromir 0
#14 - Comment deleted 07/17/2013 on Boromir 0
#13 - Picture 07/17/2013 on Boromir +22
#162 - To be fair, its probably only the tallest by a few feet.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2013 on Facts Comp 0
User avatar #172 - theawesomeguy (07/17/2013) [-]
it would still be pretty tall
#357 - Does anybody remember the riots after the OJ acquittal? Neither do I.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2013 on Im Pissed Off +1
User avatar #360 - niggasaurus (07/17/2013) [-]
That's my favorite quote. Just felt like mentioning that
#351 - Britains were enslaved by the roman empire. The Irish worked f…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2013 on Im Pissed Off +11
User avatar #409 - furryflava (07/17/2013) [-]
AND I NEED IT NOW!
JG WENTWORTH!
877-CASH NOOOOOOOOOOW!
User avatar #359 - scorpidea (07/17/2013) [-]
Shut up ginger!
#244 - He walked because the State couldn't prove he instigated the f…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/16/2013 on Probably she frightened them. +2
User avatar #246 - Greevon (07/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, okay, I knew I'd get shit for saying it that way.
No, there way definitely not enough evidence to get him convicted, and I knew this from the beginning.
I still think it's obvious he did it and regardless of what people think, if the colors were switched, he probably would've been charged with manslaughter at least.
User avatar #248 - Greevon (07/16/2013) [-]
Convicted, I mean. Not charged...
#81 - Pretty much this. Only it wasn't in a car. 07/15/2013 on What the actual fuck? -4
#652 - Picture 07/14/2013 on GEORGE ZIMMERMAN NOT GUILTY +1
#1 - Picture 07/13/2013 on Ask.fm +1
#2 - Picture 07/13/2013 on Fail +1
#32 - MFW I appear to be the only person on this sight who is getting any.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/12/2013 on forever alone +2
User avatar #47 - blasthardcheese (07/12/2013) [-]
Hahaha its site, not sight!

Now I feel better about myself...
#42 - rototornjik (07/12/2013) [-]
mfw someone is bragging about this and i cant even get a date

lucky nigger
User avatar #40 - bonlino (07/12/2013) [-]
at least we can spell.
User avatar #44 - trojandetected (07/12/2013) [-]
Spelling>pussy
#9 - Picture 07/12/2013 on op +10
#48 - Picture 07/12/2013 on dat line +7
#74 - Picture 07/11/2013 on MARVELous condoms +1
#299 - Maybe I feel like getting ****** up with my frien…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/10/2013 on Germany +3
#346 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
Maybe you're a complete fucking idiot then. You're poisoning yourself...
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#487 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
Even a small amount of alcohol damages the body. It's just not worth it.
#514 - infernis has deleted their comment.
#566 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
It damages the brain, kidneys, liver, and many other organs. You're poisoning your body and don't seem to really care.
#579 - infernis has deleted their comment.
#582 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
Why do any amount of unnecessary damage? It's not worth it you're fine without it. Do as little damage to your body as reasonably possible.
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#165 - Looks too me that the Valar usurped Morgoth's ass for him.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2013 on LotR Facts: Part 5 0
#332 - Rjmulder (07/10/2013) [-]
He didn't, it's like when you read the books of LOTR, when sam and frodo are in Mordor, they hear a couple of orcs talking. One of those guys was like: "I don't like those ringwraith motherfuckers, but i ain't gonna be the one pissing them off." It's like that with Sauron, he was scared shitless by morgoth, who was powerfull beyond belief. But if you read Akkalabeth, where Sauron is taken prisoner by the Numenoreans, when he actually gains power in Numenor, he builds a temple to Melkor the Morgoth. So, he's scared and in awe at the same time.
#164 - Picture Morgoth and Sauron as Germany and Hitler respectively … 07/10/2013 on LotR Facts: Part 5 -1
#33 - Every Planet of the Apes movie 07/10/2013 on Movies that can be... 0
#4 - Get some! Get some! Yea, get some! Get some! Get some haha bab…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/08/2013 on Witty Title +94
User avatar #144 - xbits (07/08/2013) [-]
+ How can you shoot innocent women and children?!
- It's easy, you just have to aim closely.
User avatar #182 - JonnyFirecrackr (07/08/2013) [-]
its easy, you just dont lead em as much*
User avatar #192 - JonnyFirecrackr (07/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #190 - xbits (07/09/2013) [-]
Hm, might be, I watched it in spanish and translated directly to english when typing.

:/
#111 - anonhaterrr (07/08/2013) [-]
Here, you are all worthless pieces of amphibian shit
#105 - beerholder (07/08/2013) [-]
*git sum

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#4 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
do you want me to offer more stuff, or they're not for sale?
User avatar #5 to #4 - thehornedking (11/11/2012) [-]
not for sale. sorry bro
#6 to #5 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
whyyyy?
#9 to #7 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
okay. thx for considering :(
#8 to #7 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
you really have no use for them, except if you collect items, and by the looks of it you don't :-), so can i please have them now?
#1 - anonymous (06/13/2012) [-]
Kill yourself
#2 to #2 - thehornedking (06/13/2012) [-]
Meanwhile in your Mother's anus.
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