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thehornedking

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Date Signed Up:12/24/2010
Last Login:7/27/2016
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#9 - Picture 01/08/2013 on Stuck +20
#36 - Picture 01/08/2013 on help me +8
#328 - Picture 01/08/2013 on Men falling asleep +4
#327 - Mister Ruckus has come to life. 01/08/2013 on Samuel Jackson likes to troll +1
#26 - Picture 01/07/2013 on The zipper +3
#4 - I'd put my shame branch in her magic baby door anytime. 01/07/2013 on nailed It 0
#43 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2013 on Gay +2
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#58 - I work at a super market, and every once in a while we get tho…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2013 on i hear this everyday +12
#106 - tehjman (01/06/2013) [-]
ALL of my THIS! Cool Story Incoming.

I worked at Dollar General, which all in all is higher up on the scale of "fascist employers". You see DG bags come in 3 sizes: Wedding Ring, Normal/Medium Size, and Pregnant Yak; and Corporate would only send us the minimum amount of normal bags per month/period in order to save costs I can only assume.

Anyway, each month it was like I was a survivor stranded on an island trying to ration my supplies (medium bags) so I wouldn't run dry before rescue came; because trying to practically pack anything other than said Wedding Ring or Pregnant Yack into the aforementioned bags was a tectonic pain in the arse.

I'd be managing my supply all nice and perfectly and on schedule, when there would be that SPECIAL customer with some sort of mental hyper-tensity defect that would absolutely REQUIRE fucking one item per bag.

One. Item. Per. Bag.

THE MEDIUM BAGS.

Picture related, the desires of my soul during those moments.
#43 - Fighting animals vs talking pink horses. I'm pretty sure Pokem…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2013 on Heh heh, fixed it... +3
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#46 - neoexdeath (01/06/2013) [-]
Hear that Bronies? If you can get the Ponies to beat the shit out of each other, its totally fine.
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#65 - mrstraw (01/06/2013) [-]
watch the season 2 finale
#54 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2013 on LOL fat people +3
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