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|#9 - Picture||01/08/2013 on Stuck||+20|
|#36 - Picture||01/08/2013 on help me||+8|
|#328 - Picture||01/08/2013 on Men falling asleep||+4|
|#327 - Mister Ruckus has come to life.||01/08/2013 on Samuel Jackson likes to troll||+1|
|#26 - Picture||01/07/2013 on The zipper||+3|
|#4 - I'd put my shame branch in her magic baby door anytime.||01/07/2013 on nailed It||0|
|#43 - Comment deleted [+] (1 new reply)||01/06/2013 on Gay||+2|
|#58 - I work at a super market, and every once in a while we get tho… [+] (1 new reply)||01/06/2013 on i hear this everyday||+12|
#106 - tehjman (01/06/2013) [-]
I worked at Dollar General, which all in all is higher up on the scale of "fascist employers". You see DG bags come in 3 sizes: Wedding Ring, Normal/Medium Size, and Pregnant Yak; and Corporate would only send us the minimum amount of normal bags per month/period in order to save costs I can only assume.
Anyway, each month it was like I was a survivor stranded on an island trying to ration my supplies (medium bags) so I wouldn't run dry before rescue came; because trying to practically pack anything other than said Wedding Ring or Pregnant Yack into the aforementioned bags was a tectonic pain in the arse.
I'd be managing my supply all nice and perfectly and on schedule, when there would be that SPECIAL customer with some sort of mental hyper-tensity defect that would absolutely REQUIRE fucking one item per bag.
One. Item. Per. Bag.
THE MEDIUM BAGS.
Picture related, the desires of my soul during those moments.
|#43 - Fighting animals vs talking pink horses. I'm pretty sure Pokem… [+] (2 new replies)||01/06/2013 on Heh heh, fixed it...||+3|
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