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#16 - Audie Murphy requested his grave not be given the traditional … 02/18/2014 on War Stories Pt.2 +1
#65 - You've just made an enemy for LIFE!  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2014 on Being white +20
#108 - orangepikmin (02/19/2014) [-]
Here, take this:
#57630 - Legalize all drugs, make dealing drugs without a license a fel… 02/14/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#830 - Right, I have a 10/22 rifle but am looking for a good shotgun … 02/14/2014 on /guns/ board 0
#828 - Thanks. Would the 590 be a good bet for hog hunting?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/14/2014 on /guns/ board 0
#829 - roliga (02/14/2014) [-]
Like I said, they're all really going to function pretty much the exact same, but the 590 is most likely going to be the best bet of all 3 shotguns. Personally I don't even like shotguns for hog hunting. I like AR/AK pattern rifles more for that. Pic related is not mine, but gets the point across.
#847 - logickid (02/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #830 - thehornedking (02/14/2014) [-]
Right, I have a 10/22 rifle but am looking for a good shotgun for multi-sized game.
#823 - Considering buying a hunting shotgun. Remington 870 of Mossber…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/14/2014 on /guns/ board 0
#833 - anonymous (02/14/2014) [-]
Mossberg 500 hands down, easier to maintain and replace parts.
User avatar #827 - roliga (02/14/2014) [-]
Both guns will function basically the exact same. The only differences are

Mossberg 500: Aluminum receiver, open loading port, safety in on the back of the receiver, $100 cheaper than the 870

Remington 870: Steel receiver, closed loading port, safety on the trigger guard, $100 more expensive than the 500

I'd go with a Mossberg 590, it's a bit more than the 500, but the quality on it is much better because it's up to military specifications. Also pretty much everything Remington makes is shit ever since Cerberus bought them.
User avatar #828 - thehornedking (02/14/2014) [-]
Thanks. Would the 590 be a good bet for hog hunting?
#829 - roliga (02/14/2014) [-]
Like I said, they're all really going to function pretty much the exact same, but the 590 is most likely going to be the best bet of all 3 shotguns. Personally I don't even like shotguns for hog hunting. I like AR/AK pattern rifles more for that. Pic related is not mine, but gets the point across.
#847 - logickid (02/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #830 - thehornedking (02/14/2014) [-]
Right, I have a 10/22 rifle but am looking for a good shotgun for multi-sized game.
#111 - A 15 YO Russian girl. She's short, cute, and flexible. Essenti…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2014 on Its time to duel +3
#135 - gatorade (02/13/2014) [-]
You just gave me the first full laugh all week. Thank you.
#170 - Which part and how?  [+] (12 new replies) 02/11/2014 on Opinion time 0
#181 - phoenixactual (02/11/2014) [-]
All 3. First of all, there are thousands of documents of research done on the subject, especially on the issue of trans kids. The ones who transition early on end up so much happier than they ever were before, this has been documented countless times. As for "knowing". You aren't trans, so there's simply no way you could possibly know that side of things, is there? Not trying to seem rude about this, but I've known exactly who I was from a very young age, what is your position to say I didn't? As for the bathroom issue, please, for the sake of your own sanity, stop paying attention to fox news on this. Trust me when I say this, there are no examples whatsoever of straight men pretending to be trans just to get into the women's restroom. For that matter, nearly every single restroom I have ever been in, Men's or Women's, had stall doors. Why is it such an issue to people when someone, whom, for all intents and purposes, walks, talks, and lives as a woman, goes in, and takes a seat just like every other woman in the restroom? There's no harm in it, and there is no precedent for harm.
User avatar #174 - monsieurhonkhonk (02/11/2014) [-]
He's just shitposting, don't listen.
#230 - anonymous (02/11/2014) [-]
He is right though. A lot of trannies with CT/MRI scans show strong signs of having the typical brain wiring of the gender they identify as.
#240 - phoenixactual (02/11/2014) [-]
2 things. One, don't call me a fucking he. two, don't use the word tranny, it is extremely derogatory
User avatar #284 - asmodeusx (02/11/2014) [-]
I downthumbed you, because I believe this particular posting of yours is not the best way to make friends and influence people. No one is going to remember what you said to them two days from now, but they will remember how it made them feel. Whether you think the other person is deserving of respect or not, you don't want to come off as rude, especially if you are trying to persuade someone of something.
#286 - phoenixactual (02/11/2014) [-]
The amazing thing is, I have tried to be polite tonight, I really have. People have pushed me into this.
User avatar #291 - asmodeusx (02/11/2014) [-]
I know. I've been lurking during this conversation. I down thumbed them too. But you are in a different situation then they are. You are representing a minority that a lot of people are in the dark about, and while starting up polite is well and good, if you spiral out of control they will pounce on that as proof of their own superiority, because you "lost your cool." Take a deep breath, relax. This is the internet. People come here to say all the things they can't in real life. So yeah, it's going to get offensive. But you can't let it get to you, and above all, you can't let them know they got to you. Because then they win.
User avatar #234 - monsieurhonkhonk (02/11/2014) [-]
That I can get, but they were still born a certain gender. And it's another thing entirely to dress up and force others to accommodate you because your brain's sending out the wrong signals.
#182 - phoenixactual (02/11/2014) [-]
Stupid shit, I'm trans, I actually know what the fuck I'm talking about
User avatar #185 - monsieurhonkhonk (02/11/2014) [-]
Except that you don't. Opinion=/=Fact
You can't prove opinions wrong scientifically.
#192 - phoenixactual (02/11/2014) [-]
That is so wrong it actually hurts. Tell me, did science prove Ken Ham's beliefs wrong on the age of the world? Or since the debate was in the past, and we weren't there, did it not happen? You can have your opinions, but for the sake of sanity, never, ever say that opinion can't be proven wrong with science. Not only can it, but science will bitch-slap your opinion into the ground until it is beaten and bloody
User avatar #195 - monsieurhonkhonk (02/11/2014) [-]
K
#165 - Mr reasons for resisting the idea that thinking of yourself as…  [+] (14 new replies) 02/11/2014 on Opinion time -1
#168 - phoenixactual (02/11/2014) [-]
Sorry, but your opinion has been proven wrong scientifically.
User avatar #170 - thehornedking (02/11/2014) [-]
Which part and how?
#181 - phoenixactual (02/11/2014) [-]
All 3. First of all, there are thousands of documents of research done on the subject, especially on the issue of trans kids. The ones who transition early on end up so much happier than they ever were before, this has been documented countless times. As for "knowing". You aren't trans, so there's simply no way you could possibly know that side of things, is there? Not trying to seem rude about this, but I've known exactly who I was from a very young age, what is your position to say I didn't? As for the bathroom issue, please, for the sake of your own sanity, stop paying attention to fox news on this. Trust me when I say this, there are no examples whatsoever of straight men pretending to be trans just to get into the women's restroom. For that matter, nearly every single restroom I have ever been in, Men's or Women's, had stall doors. Why is it such an issue to people when someone, whom, for all intents and purposes, walks, talks, and lives as a woman, goes in, and takes a seat just like every other woman in the restroom? There's no harm in it, and there is no precedent for harm.
User avatar #174 - monsieurhonkhonk (02/11/2014) [-]
He's just shitposting, don't listen.
#230 - anonymous (02/11/2014) [-]
He is right though. A lot of trannies with CT/MRI scans show strong signs of having the typical brain wiring of the gender they identify as.
#240 - phoenixactual (02/11/2014) [-]
2 things. One, don't call me a fucking he. two, don't use the word tranny, it is extremely derogatory
User avatar #284 - asmodeusx (02/11/2014) [-]
I downthumbed you, because I believe this particular posting of yours is not the best way to make friends and influence people. No one is going to remember what you said to them two days from now, but they will remember how it made them feel. Whether you think the other person is deserving of respect or not, you don't want to come off as rude, especially if you are trying to persuade someone of something.
#286 - phoenixactual (02/11/2014) [-]
The amazing thing is, I have tried to be polite tonight, I really have. People have pushed me into this.
User avatar #291 - asmodeusx (02/11/2014) [-]
I know. I've been lurking during this conversation. I down thumbed them too. But you are in a different situation then they are. You are representing a minority that a lot of people are in the dark about, and while starting up polite is well and good, if you spiral out of control they will pounce on that as proof of their own superiority, because you "lost your cool." Take a deep breath, relax. This is the internet. People come here to say all the things they can't in real life. So yeah, it's going to get offensive. But you can't let it get to you, and above all, you can't let them know they got to you. Because then they win.
User avatar #234 - monsieurhonkhonk (02/11/2014) [-]
That I can get, but they were still born a certain gender. And it's another thing entirely to dress up and force others to accommodate you because your brain's sending out the wrong signals.
#182 - phoenixactual (02/11/2014) [-]
Stupid shit, I'm trans, I actually know what the fuck I'm talking about
User avatar #185 - monsieurhonkhonk (02/11/2014) [-]
Except that you don't. Opinion=/=Fact
You can't prove opinions wrong scientifically.
#192 - phoenixactual (02/11/2014) [-]
That is so wrong it actually hurts. Tell me, did science prove Ken Ham's beliefs wrong on the age of the world? Or since the debate was in the past, and we weren't there, did it not happen? You can have your opinions, but for the sake of sanity, never, ever say that opinion can't be proven wrong with science. Not only can it, but science will bitch-slap your opinion into the ground until it is beaten and bloody
User avatar #195 - monsieurhonkhonk (02/11/2014) [-]
K
#26 - They're off duty. Do you think your boss can take away your co… 02/11/2014 on New Military Technology +5
#320 - More like he'd be working on a way to get the socks out and if… 02/10/2014 on "Why My Kid Is Crying" Comp #2 0
#71 - I worked at a halloween store and this is ******** . 02/08/2014 on costumes +4
#341 - Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris bought guns from their friends. … 02/06/2014 on Freedom kills people 0
#100 - Most mass shootings occur in either low income neighborhoods o…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/05/2014 on Freedom kills people +2
User avatar #152 - tkfourtwoone (02/05/2014) [-]
Just a tiny-weenie-little question for ya buddy...

"Most mass shootings are perpetrated by people with severe mental disorders that they should be taking a stable influx of medicine for, but either don't or are cut off from their supply"
- WHY did those people with severe mental disorders had access to a gun in the first place?!

...yeah, maybe now you'll understand what most people mean by "gun control"
User avatar #341 - thehornedking (02/06/2014) [-]
Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris bought guns from their friends. Those friends were clean enough to pass a background check and apparently were able to find a way to purchase a TEC-9 automatic pistol which was BANNED by the 1994 assault weapons ban. Adam Lanza stole the weapons from his mother who was not mentally ill. The real issue should not be gun control but gun responsibility. I suppose the gang related shootings involving illegal handguns would be deterred by gun control as well? Criminals find was to kill. Period. Lets also remember the largest school massacre in American history was a bombing and not a shooting.
#232 - anonymous (02/05/2014) [-]
Because mental illness isn't necessarily a badge you fucking wear on your chest.
User avatar #107 - syrenthra (02/05/2014) [-]
I like you
#159 - Okay, but if you tell them "okay go ahead." then you…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/05/2014 on Rape +15
User avatar #233 - twistedwoodthing (02/05/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure physical capacity does count for something (and, on a side note, if you get a guy drunk that drunk, then things... don't tend to work anyway.) ie, it's a lot easier to get a drunk woman to do something physically than to get a drunk man to do something physically. That's a part of it.
Also, we're not just talking about a girl who gets a few drinks in her, feels adventurous, and sneaks into the coat room to do sex times. No-ones saying you can't have a blood alcohol level and be capable of giving consent. But if someone's so hammered you're not sure (say, they can't give you an actual, verbal yes) then you can't tell if they're giving consent. And that's rape.
#180 - anonymous (02/05/2014) [-]
Holy shit, what an incoherent retarded illogical mess. Scary that people use that kind of thought processes to make life decisions and to justify their dearest opinions.

What your statement boils down to is: It's ok for you to get a woman drunk and then have sex with her when she is half-unconscious. And you don't understand the difference between that and rape. Out of curiosity, do you always carry some roofies in your pocket, just in case an opportunity for your kind of drug-induced non-rape opens up?

Enjoy your jail time. If you are lucky, the inmates will get you drunk before ass-pounding you. After all, then it's not rape.
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#167 - zukunft (02/05/2014) [-]
I've always believed rape should be a tough case to prove.... even if many women are left out of the legal system. I'd rather see 100 guilty men freed than 1 innocent man sentenced.

Rape is a hard case to prove, so it should be obvious that many will not find justice. With these kinds of heinous crimes against humanity, women AND men should take safeguards of where they go and who they hang out with. It takes two to prevent rape: the rapist and the victim. While it is never the victim's actual fault, sometimes rape could have been prevented by the victim.

Never travel alone... the buddy system. Always have protection: a gun, pepper spray, etc. Don't hang out with people you hardly know. Never go to a bar without trusted friends. Never walk home alone in the dark.

But alas, most times rape will just happen with no preventable ways.
#225 - anonymous (02/05/2014) [-]
May I point out that women shouldn't HAVE to travel in the buddy system. They shouldn't have to be afraid to go out at night alone.
#239 - aaronvan (02/05/2014) [-]
They shouldn't have to, but the world aint perfect.
#167 - Found the vegan guys. 01/27/2014 on Top Ten Serial Killers -1
#188 - Have you ever had a kinder egg? It tastes like God came in your mouth.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2014 on (untitled) 0
#203 - anonymous (01/20/2014) [-]
Have you ever had a Cadbury Egg? It's a little cream-filled piece of chocolate that tastes like 72 female virgins that eat a shit-ton of pineapples, and when you bite into them, it's like all those virgins are ejaculating sweet nectar into your tongue as your orally please them.
#443 - You've just made an enemy for life!  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2014 on Disney princesses... +11
#495 - anonymous (01/20/2014) [-]
#117 - Not saying you are wrong, but I would like to point out that d… 01/05/2014 on Funny 0
#86 - Judging by his ugly mug, I have a feeling he had a lot of erec… 12/20/2013 on good life advise 0
#53 - If he was black it would have been "and my ask."  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2013 on dwarf logic +10
#87 - deliciousdee (12/18/2013) [-]
Now where have I heard that before?
#131 - That is what is going on inside our very souls.  [+] (6 new replies) 11/23/2013 on i wish this was a final... +17
#231 - chaosnazo (11/23/2013) [-]
>Implying "Good" is binary
#164 - shadownigga (11/23/2013) [-]
**shadownigga rolled a random image posted in comment #60 at No Makeup ** what's going on I'm my soul
User avatar #174 - coreythebadass (11/23/2013) [-]
heh. looks like a soul gem.
#163 - shadownigga has deleted their comment.
#142 - guu (11/23/2013) [-]
I love you, I’m sorry.
#132 - tarnis (11/23/2013) [-]
#47 - The American people were isolationist in the first half centur…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/23/2013 on The American way is the... +3
#119 - Uranium (11/23/2013) [-]
If Roosevelt or Taft had won the election theres no doubt that there would have been US involvement much earlier. The Republican party at the time was the progressive party they were working to bring the US out of isolationism and into the 20th century. The Democratic party were actually kind of bastards at the time it gets lost in the shuffle but we have Wilson to thank for segregation of blacks out of normal society.
#57 - anocheeanochee (11/23/2013) [-]
Historyfag here,
While the sinking of the Lusitania certainly sent America into a hissy fit, it wasn't until the US intercepted a telegram sent from Germany to Mexico saying they could keep some US territory if they would fight the US that made them declare war.

USA'sfw intercepting telegram

User avatar #161 - maplesyrupman (11/23/2013) [-]
Common mistake I've seen, but it was the British who intercepted it and presented it to the Americans. I don't think the US got into cracking German codes until they were already in the war.
#86 - muzikk (11/23/2013) [-]
Zimmerman note. I heard many times that it was in fact only a myth and there was no physical proof that it existed, only rumors. Was I told wrong?
#85 - Comment deleted 11/20/2013 on Survival of the fittest 0
#386 - That sounds ******* awesome! 10/17/2013 on I see no downside here +1

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#4 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
do you want me to offer more stuff, or they're not for sale?
User avatar #5 to #4 - thehornedking (11/11/2012) [-]
not for sale. sorry bro
#6 to #5 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
whyyyy?
#9 to #7 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
okay. thx for considering :(
#8 to #7 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
you really have no use for them, except if you collect items, and by the looks of it you don't :-), so can i please have them now?
#1 - anonymous (06/13/2012) [-]
Kill yourself
#2 to #2 - thehornedking (06/13/2012) [-]
Meanwhile in your Mother's anus.
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