and we don't use umbrellas unless it's actually raining.

what was it? :o

well orangutans have the largest brain of all prime apes so it was probably just curious.

why? he's just hanging on the bars, they do that

what if he started flinging his shit at you

They eyes, man. Scanning, staring into the depths of my soul. Atleast until we moved on to the gorillas.

well orangutans have the largest brain of all prime apes so it was probably just curious.

I know what you’re thinking: "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well do you, punk?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Did not get that...
SOMEONE EDUCATE ME!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbine_High_School_massacre

That was hilarious, too bad no one else found it funny.

ikr

what the fuck

dumbass

Nice, I have a 2000 7.3. Mine's pretty much stock except a starter and a leveling kit. Going to buy a catback exhaust system soon.

Aliis si licet, tibi non licet.

This will be so useful...