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#37 - "There's a vegetarian option: you can fuck off!"- Fr… 04/15/2014 on The Simpsons was ahead of... 0
#38 - A spic, a jew and a colored guy walk into the bar. The bartend… 04/14/2014 on God Damn It +3
#131 - I remember the scene where the whole gang is running from the … 04/12/2014 on Scooby Doo +1
#181 - I understand. The constitution protects not saying the pledge.…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2014 on 'Murica +1
User avatar #185 - frienderman (04/03/2014) [-]
"the soldier fights for the hippys rights to protest against that soldier
the soldier fights for the politions rights to send that soldier to war
the soldier fights for business mans rights to make money
the soldier fights for the policeman's rights to arrest that soldier
the soldier fights for school kids right to know about past soldiers
the soldier fights to so that you may all sleep at night
the soldier fights for religion so that you may all believe what you wish
And yet the soldier fights on
the soldier fights for his flag, for his country, for his life"

I love this poem; it well surmises my feelings on what it means to be in the armed services, a duty and honor that I have not participated in.
#175 - *Im in 04/03/2014 on 'Murica 0
#174 - Melbourne, Florida. We've said it everyday since we started sc…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2014 on 'Murica 0
User avatar #175 - thehornedking (04/03/2014) [-]
*Im in
#172 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 04/03/2014 on 'Murica 0
User avatar #189 - Greevon (04/03/2014) [-]
Even if you don't pledge, you should still stand to show respect.

It's like being present for prayers when you don't belong to the religion. Sure, don't pray, but don't be a dick and make noise or whatever.
User avatar #173 - frienderman (04/03/2014) [-]
Hey, look, I'm all for the pledge and I totally agree with it (though I've always gone to private schools where we don't say it); I'm just saying that people claiming that we're fascists who force kids to swear absolute allegiance to the nation are blatantly wrong.
User avatar #181 - thehornedking (04/03/2014) [-]
I understand. The constitution protects not saying the pledge. Typically those who don't say it are just trying to act like intellectuals, but they come across as raging assholes. Coming from a military family, it feels disrespectful to not say the pledge in protest of military, when it is the same military that secures the right to speak out against the government in this country.
User avatar #185 - frienderman (04/03/2014) [-]
"the soldier fights for the hippys rights to protest against that soldier
the soldier fights for the politions rights to send that soldier to war
the soldier fights for business mans rights to make money
the soldier fights for the policeman's rights to arrest that soldier
the soldier fights for school kids right to know about past soldiers
the soldier fights to so that you may all sleep at night
the soldier fights for religion so that you may all believe what you wish
And yet the soldier fights on
the soldier fights for his flag, for his country, for his life"

I love this poem; it well surmises my feelings on what it means to be in the armed services, a duty and honor that I have not participated in.
#3 - Dammit Shaggy, you broke the fourth wall! 03/29/2014 on he's not wrong 0
#7 - Exiting Afghanistan by the end of 2014 was always the plan, ev…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/29/2014 on Country Profiles - Request... 0
User avatar #8 - roadrager (03/29/2014) [-]
Actually he vowed to keep troops there. I think 2014 was the suggested date but he by no means confirmed it
User avatar #15 - foxluna (03/30/2014) [-]
My brothers in the army...apparently EVERYONE will be out by mid 2015, no ops bases, no camps no nothing
User avatar #16 - roadrager (03/30/2014) [-]
Yeah im from Britain and we are pulling out in 2014 and 2015
User avatar #17 - foxluna (03/30/2014) [-]
Im British.....
User avatar #18 - roadrager (03/30/2014) [-]
Ah good to speak to you then.
#19 - foxluna (03/30/2014) [-]
You too sir
#39 - This is so stupid. You can make any generic statement about sc…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2014 on can i make temporary vag... 0
#42 - unoriginalposter (03/29/2014) [-]
Scientists are working on a way for humans to breed with cats.
#20 - The guy is holding the rat close the the camera and away from …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2014 on Can you imagine finding this? +1
User avatar #35 - civilizedwasteland (03/29/2014) [-]
Judging from the photo its about 3 fists long
#55 - She's pretty close to looking like her. Certainly as far as lo… 03/29/2014 on hell yeah +10
#19 - Which one is the guy?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/27/2014 on MFW neighbors wont turn... +117
#56 - DarkLogic (03/28/2014) [-]
Clarification: Red hair is the girl
#47 - dross (03/27/2014) [-]
#45 - SaraAppears (03/27/2014) [-]
#379 - Halt if you do not want to cum blood. 03/27/2014 on Cringe Compilation 13 0
#60 - The problem is that Jeff Foxworthy helped start the trend of m…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2014 on Redneck Facts -1
#91 - jeffdaniels (03/26/2014) [-]
I agree with everything except the last part.. 'Nigga' and 'nigger' are two different words, at least where I am they are. It really is the intent behind the word at the end of the day in my book
#58 - Maybe where you live, here the Mexicans do fuck all. Here its … 03/26/2014 on Redneck Facts -2
#3 - I would like to remind everyone outside the South that there i…  [+] (23 new replies) 03/26/2014 on Redneck Facts +131
User avatar #200 - prohibullion (03/26/2014) [-]
Don't forget about Scottsboro. Fuck that place.
#184 - rundas (03/26/2014) [-]
I think it depends on who you ask for the exact terminology, but the concept's the same. Most people will agree there's some form of hierarchy. I would say it would go more like this:
Southern: live in the South, have Southern traits (manners, slight accent)
Country: Strong but not obnoxious accent, more rural in behavior
Redneck: Trashy, obnoxious accent, bigotted & generally shitty attitudes & behavior
Hillbilly: Like redneck, but more in Kentucky/Tennesse

So you can live on a farm, drive a pickup and have 8000 guns, and be super conservative; that doesn't make you a redneck. If you ask me, being a redneck is about how you behave, not how you live.
#167 - chocolatewhite (03/26/2014) [-]
This is right on the money. Most of those who people call "rednecks" that I know are actually pretty educated. They don't always show it, but still they know what's up.
User avatar #83 - jokexplain (03/26/2014) [-]
isn't redneck a derogatory term in the same way as 'nigger'?
wouldn't it be best to call you guys 'southerners' ?
someone tell me
User avatar #227 - mythadrall (03/29/2014) [-]
this would make sense to me
User avatar #85 - thewulfman (03/26/2014) [-]
Not really, no. Even if it were a derogatory term, the words aren't even on the same level. There are loads of people out there proud to call themselves rednecks.

It's just a reference to the backs of their necks getting sunburned as they work outside.
User avatar #86 - jokexplain (03/26/2014) [-]
and there are a lot of black people who call each other niggas, so that comparison doesn't hold.. I'm pretty sure if someone outside the south called a southerner a redneck, the reaction wouldn't be positive..
User avatar #88 - thewulfman (03/26/2014) [-]
And I call my bisexual best friend a faggot on a daily basis, doesn't mean anything.

Redneck is used as a derogatory term, but that doesn't mean that is its exclusive purpose. And again, there are plenty of people just fine with calling themselves rednecks.
User avatar #89 - jokexplain (03/26/2014) [-]
it's just what I'm saying, that by my definition, a derogatory term for x is something y can't call x.
and redneck fits that category.
User avatar #77 - KINGOFTHESTARS (03/26/2014) [-]
the black delegation approves this message
User avatar #53 - drldrl (03/26/2014) [-]
"Make America run"
Sorry but that's all the Mexicans. Any manual labor job, Mexicans are 90% of the employees.
User avatar #58 - thehornedking (03/26/2014) [-]
Maybe where you live, here the Mexicans do fuck all. Here its the whites doing 95% of the work and the blacks to the other 5%
#13 - jeffdaniels (03/26/2014) [-]
Here in Jersey, a redneck is a country wannabe fuck who thinks that saying 'nigger' and displaying the confederate flag on their shit truck is a cool thing to do, despite the fact that most of them live in the middle of the suburbs as opposed to the country.. They're ALMOST as retarded as the stereotypical inbred redneck and while I'm not a fan of most country people (you can only be called niggerlover so many times, yknow?) I still have more respect for the actual 'country' people as opposed to the faggot 'rednecks' who live in my town
#201 - cabbagemayhem (03/26/2014) [-]
>ALMOST as retarded as the stereotypical inbred redneck
User avatar #154 - BeremorDraco (03/26/2014) [-]
I agree, I currently live in Jersey and all the "rednecks" here piss me off cause they think having a truck and wearing camo makes them a redneck. Now what pisses me off even more is when those same people call me a fake redneck because I don't act like them even though I'm from the south and grew up like that. I hate those people you are talking about lol.
User avatar #60 - thehornedking (03/26/2014) [-]
The problem is that Jeff Foxworthy helped start the trend of making being "redneck" cool. Modern "country" music tosses the term around so much everybody thinks they're a redneck when they're just city folk who never worked a manual labor job, lived in the country, or any of the other things that traditionally defined being "country," or "redneck." And from me to you, any white person who says the word "nigger," is automatically white trash, no matter if they use it against black people or as a term of endearment.
#91 - jeffdaniels (03/26/2014) [-]
I agree with everything except the last part.. 'Nigga' and 'nigger' are two different words, at least where I am they are. It really is the intent behind the word at the end of the day in my book
User avatar #4 - mythadrall (03/26/2014) [-]
Taken from Wikipedia, Redenck - "The term Redneck is chiefly used for a poor rural white person of the Southern United States. It can be a derogatory slang term". Sounds like white trash to me. Also southerner does not = Redneck. Nor are rednecks exclusive to the south.
#202 - cabbagemayhem (03/26/2014) [-]
Poor =/= trash. That definition does not contradict thehornedking. A person can work their butt off and be hospitable and still be a poor rural white person. That doesn't make them white trash, asshole.
User avatar #226 - mythadrall (03/29/2014) [-]
booohoo you called me an asshole. I am truly moved.
#228 - cabbagemayhem (03/29/2014) [-]
Don't worry, it wasn't meant to be taken too seriously.
User avatar #229 - mythadrall (03/29/2014) [-]
the moment anything is taken to serious on this site is a moment to consider putting a gun in the mouth
#230 - cabbagemayhem (03/29/2014) [-]
It used to be worse.
#24 - What're you gonna do, stab me? 03/26/2014 on Gaben +3
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#27 - This guy. I like this guy. 03/26/2014 on When gf asks if she looks fat +3
#21 - Don't worry, they only eat jellyfish. 03/20/2014 on Leatherback Turtle 0
#14 - Right, and if crime were illegal, there would be no crime at a…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2014 on Well... +5
User avatar #107 - broswagonist (03/16/2014) [-]
That analogy sucks. I'm not getting into this pointless gun law argument but crime is already illegal. That's why, you know, it's crime. And you can bet anything that if for some reason theft, rape or murder were legal they would be happening a lot more than they do now.
#57 - I like to think of art like this: Anyone can "make&q…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2014 on A Rock & A Mat 0
User avatar #70 - konradkurze (03/16/2014) [-]
i agree

i think art is something you actually have to work on to pour your heart into....like an epic painting to show your eye for detail, or a sculpture to show your skill with your hands, ....

getting a poured cement ball and a $5 mat and putting them next to each other requires no skill...just a shitload of weed to think its a good idea
#4 - Than a F150 that is. 03/13/2014 on Compensation 0
#3 - Ford Ranger is smaller.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/13/2014 on Compensation 0
User avatar #6 - jamrobot (03/13/2014) [-]
A ford ranger is the exact same size as a chevy s-10...
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User avatar #4 - thehornedking (03/13/2014) [-]
Than a F150 that is.

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#4 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
do you want me to offer more stuff, or they're not for sale?
User avatar #5 to #4 - thehornedking (11/11/2012) [-]
not for sale. sorry bro
#6 to #5 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
whyyyy?
#9 to #7 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
okay. thx for considering :(
#8 to #7 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
you really have no use for them, except if you collect items, and by the looks of it you don't :-), so can i please have them now?
#1 - anonymous (06/13/2012) [-]
Kill yourself
#2 to #2 - thehornedking (06/13/2012) [-]
Meanwhile in your Mother's anus.
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