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#13 - And mediocrity.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2014 on Sen's Fortress Co-op. +45
User avatar #152 - leanonwut (09/07/2014) [-]
touche
#8 - my life be like 09/05/2014 on wonders of the sea 0
#26 - Picture 09/05/2014 on (untitled) +8
#8 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2014 on Pretty much +53
#16 - shovelsandskulls (08/28/2014) [-]
What if they other things to your ass? Better be buried in the normal way.
#324 - Cite your proof and I'll think about believing you.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2014 on American Healthcare 0
User avatar #405 - securityexplain (08/16/2014) [-]
www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/12/census-hispanics-and-black-unseat-whites-as-majority-in-united-states-population_n_2286105.html

So, my bad, its not 20 years, but 30, and its not just black people, but all colored ones.
Heh. Maybe thats even worse. Inb4 massive gang wars between black and mexican gangs.
#18 - Three words: entry level job. 08/14/2014 on life 0
#89 - Picture 08/14/2014 on Coca-Cola +2
#34 - Picture 07/28/2014 on fountain of youth +27
#164 - *getting down to business here 07/26/2014 on Never pause a disney movie... +3
#600 - **** off, it's my life.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts +1
#632 - tomthehippie (07/22/2014) [-]
Ok first, tone down the rage.

Second, he's got a point. 18 years old is too young to get married. How long have you been dating her? A year or two? Have you lived together with her, in the same house, w/o roommates?

Living with someone is not like hanging out with them constantly. Most marriages that fail, fail in the first year because of conflicts integrating two lives together.

Third, your age (yet again), you are still maturing as a person, as is she. You are both going to change rapidly in the next few years as you do college/start working/get into the real world. Simply put, you two are not ready.
User avatar #602 - User (07/22/2014) [-]
No, we are suppose to talk about things here not tell each other to fuck off.
#595 - 18 Male I go soft sometimes during sex and my fiancée…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts +2
#741 - negerslaktarn (07/22/2014) [-]
more details about your fiancee? maybe share a few pics or so? i am really interested in yout fiancee
User avatar #622 - elcreepo (07/22/2014) [-]
Second problem is you haven't communicated the "it's not you, it sometimes goes down in times of nervousness/stress/cold/tiredness/not doing anything but eating you out for a few minutes."

Boners are like children, they need constant stimulation to keep up and even then they can go down.
User avatar #599 - User (07/22/2014) [-]
First problem is you're 18 and engaged.
User avatar #600 - thehornedking (07/22/2014) [-]
Fuck off, it's my life.
#632 - tomthehippie (07/22/2014) [-]
Ok first, tone down the rage.

Second, he's got a point. 18 years old is too young to get married. How long have you been dating her? A year or two? Have you lived together with her, in the same house, w/o roommates?

Living with someone is not like hanging out with them constantly. Most marriages that fail, fail in the first year because of conflicts integrating two lives together.

Third, your age (yet again), you are still maturing as a person, as is she. You are both going to change rapidly in the next few years as you do college/start working/get into the real world. Simply put, you two are not ready.
User avatar #602 - User (07/22/2014) [-]
No, we are suppose to talk about things here not tell each other to fuck off.
#64 - Shut up. 07/20/2014 on feels +1
#34 - I work at a grocery chain in the Southeast that has been aroun…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on Morning coffee in Honduras +1
User avatar #38 - thetallbeverage (07/07/2014) [-]
God, I've never had it that bad before. I do remember one time when one of our old Deli workers was told to make a sandwich we don't sell to a customer, and when she said we don't have the proper shit to do it, the guy yelled his lungs out "Well you little cunt you better get the god damn ingredients", and our old store director was standing right there. Slimy bastard didn't say a word to the customer.

Oh, and my favorite moment that personally happened to me was a tall biker type gentleman walked up to me with a stern demeanor, and just yelled "TATER TOTS", I was trying my hardest not to cry laughing while showing him our stuff.
#32 - Working retail is a rewarding experience in that I get to talk…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Morning coffee in Honduras +1
#33 - thetallbeverage (07/07/2014) [-]
I actually really enjoy retail, I work the dairy department of a small grocery store chain from Wisconsin, that's been around since the 70's, so we have a ton of old customers that are regulars and most of the old ladies have been shopping there most of their lives, and they're all just too sweet.

But today; just today, I had 3 frat boy fucks running through my store singing Elmo's song and giggling like Elmo. I almost couldn't bear it. Almost.
User avatar #34 - thehornedking (07/07/2014) [-]
I work at a grocery chain in the Southeast that has been around since the 1930s. It has a large, loyal customer base and we tend to have a variety of customers that come through during the day (old folks in the morning, teens/20s/30s at night). Most days are easy when it comes to customers, but every one in a while you just want to cuss them out. One day we had a lady come in who was the rich, uptight, entitled type bitch that we've talked about. A Deli worker took a while getting her order ready and the lady started giving an attitude. It got nasty verbally until a manager got there and ended up siding with the worker. The woman went through the store cursing a people until she got to the register, at which point she accused the cashier of being on drugs because she was fatigued and mixed up the order of her greetings (she said "have a good day" instead of "how are you doing today?") Because company policy is to offer help out, I had to take this woman out to her car and unload her groceries while listening to how she was going to take her husband to Lakeland on her private plane to talk to the CEO and get our managers fired and if they weren't she was going to sue them and own the company. The entire time I was just nodding and agreeing with her while thinking "This bitch is crazy."
User avatar #38 - thetallbeverage (07/07/2014) [-]
God, I've never had it that bad before. I do remember one time when one of our old Deli workers was told to make a sandwich we don't sell to a customer, and when she said we don't have the proper shit to do it, the guy yelled his lungs out "Well you little cunt you better get the god damn ingredients", and our old store director was standing right there. Slimy bastard didn't say a word to the customer.

Oh, and my favorite moment that personally happened to me was a tall biker type gentleman walked up to me with a stern demeanor, and just yelled "TATER TOTS", I was trying my hardest not to cry laughing while showing him our stuff.
#12 - Directions not clear, accidently sent aid to the Taliban.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on Hi, I'm Chris Hansen... +1
User avatar #13 - skydiving (07/07/2014) [-]
Not even the dick-in-the-fan guy messed up that badly!
#10 - Fat woman: “Aren’t you open”? Al Bundy: “Sorry ma… 07/06/2014 on Did you miss me? 0
#2235 - No, Chris Young 07/06/2014 on in my ass 0
#1412 - Voices In My Ass  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2014 on in my ass +8
User avatar #2090 - dawdawdwa (07/05/2014) [-]
by disturbed?
User avatar #2235 - thehornedking (07/06/2014) [-]
No, Chris Young
#91 - No, he's just an asshole. 07/01/2014 on (untitled) 0
#112566 - Whats Fj's dip of choice? Im leaning toward Copenhagen Southern Blend.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/27/2014 on Social Board 0
User avatar #112568 - teoberry (06/27/2014) [-]
jk I barely dip because I produce a lot of spit so it's a bitch to dip, but idk cope mint or grizzly straight. also apparently southern blend was shit
User avatar #112567 - teoberry (06/27/2014) [-]
skoal berry of course :^)
#21 - Have a few shops in Florida. 06/24/2014 on I found pretty patties in... 0
#156 - mfw Some people think the holla course never happened 06/22/2014 on Compilation of complete... +6
#12 - A plague wiped out a good deal of humanity and the virus gives…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/21/2014 on Niggers +3
User avatar #13 - alalalalal (06/21/2014) [-]
seems legit
#27 - Penn (06/22/2014) [-]
Because a movie about apes taking over the planet is supposed to 'seem legit.'

How's that Harry Potter series you like so much. Seems legit hur dur
User avatar #37 - alalalalal (06/22/2014) [-]
right?
#2 - Comment deleted 06/21/2014 on Dog in Car 0
#11 - Meh, just hit them with a good sized stick and they lose inter… 06/16/2014 on wrong shore 0

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#4 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
do you want me to offer more stuff, or they're not for sale?
User avatar #5 to #4 - thehornedking (11/11/2012) [-]
not for sale. sorry bro
#6 to #5 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
whyyyy?
#9 to #7 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
okay. thx for considering :(
#8 to #7 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
you really have no use for them, except if you collect items, and by the looks of it you don't :-), so can i please have them now?
#1 - anonymous (06/13/2012) [-]
Kill yourself
#2 to #2 - thehornedking (06/13/2012) [-]
Meanwhile in your Mother's anus.
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