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#9 - To be fair, it was the radical republicans that took over afte…  [+] (16 new replies) 09/20/2014 on Chappelle Show +6
User avatar #12 - liberalgodess (09/20/2014) [-]
republicans are so stupid
#54 - falbwuh (09/21/2014) [-]
Lincoln was a Republican.
User avatar #13 - thehornedking (09/20/2014) [-]
Umm, yeah, the republicans of that day where the modern equivelent to democrats. Have a nice day.
User avatar #33 - thepandaking (09/20/2014) [-]
it's a troll
User avatar #14 - economicfreedom (09/20/2014) [-]
Bill Whittle - Racism - Democrats and Republicans switch sides?
"Good Intentions" with Walter E. Williams Only not.
Democrats always have been, and still are the party that screws over minorities.
User avatar #62 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/21/2014) [-]
top kek
User avatar #26 - migaelz (09/20/2014) [-]
most americans are so misinformed about their own politics that they are easilly manipulated.
no offense but... no matter what party you choose. you'll probably not actually know the consequences of that vote.

for example. taxes =/= less money for the poor.
while everyone pays taxes. it is also known that this goes over a percentage of a person's income, households, possession and more. a poor person has less and will then obviously pay less.
Afterwards if enough money has been collected by the goverment, they will be able to increase the amount of jobs on the market, take care of workers who got laid off. get affordable healthcare for everyone and much more.

so where a poor person would normally earn maybe $2000 he may now earn only $1300. however. to live without those taxes it may cost $1500 every month. but WITH taxes it may only cost $500. in the end. you'd have a $300 increase of money that you can spend despite earning less. ofcourse these are fictional numbers but the idea still stands. it's just that american people are not educated enough to understand how taxes work and where they are invested in.

I do not blame the people for the lack of knowledge. I blame the government for keeping their own people in the dark.
the left video you linked just confirmed it to me too. he skillfully explains just enough to convince you but not enough to properly educate you.

once again. I do not blame you... but I urge you to research further on where both parties want to spend their money on. and where the money comes from. go deep.
User avatar #48 - itembox (09/21/2014) [-]
Less taxes = less money for the poor.
We know this, they know this, everyone knows this.
It's because only the upper half of Americans actually pay taxes. The rest either don't or if they do have that money returned in some other way. T

That's why cutting taxes gives money to the rich, which isn't bad because guess who runs the companies that give out the paychecks to the 50% that due pay taxes. I'm not saying the rich would pay their own employees more with tax cuts but they may hire more people and spend more money, which supports those who work.

#36 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/20/2014) [-]
I believe you are the one who is misinformed.
#37 - migaelz (09/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #25 - TarnRazor (09/20/2014) [-]
I'm not American and have been led to understand that Democrats are all for minorities. Can you explain what you mean by Democrats screwing over minorities?
User avatar #31 - economicfreedom (09/20/2014) [-]
Walter E Williams - Minimum Wage as a Racist Tool
Milton Friedman - Case Against Equal Pay for Equal Work Anti discrimination laws are often counter productive.

Summary of second vid: the example was for women but it still applies
Imagine 2 people, a white and a black, exactly the same. Same education, same work history, same ethical principles, etc. But you have a racist employer. If both workers are the same price, the employer will lean more towards hiring the white person because he believes he is getting a better deal. The only thing the black person can do is be willing to work for less. When you have a law than mandates equal pay, you take away the only tool that minorities have to compete.

It's not a coincidence that black unemployment is nearly twice as high as white unemployment.
User avatar #49 - itembox (09/21/2014) [-]
That's like EPA laws protecting (let's say eagles).
The law will say a farmer can't use his land within 100 ft of the nest, so in reaction the farmer would just shoot the bird and bury it.
But without that law the farmer would farm his land and the eagle would stay in his nest.
#28 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/20/2014) [-]
They put on the face of being for minorities. They do all the right stuff to look like they are, but their policies tend to be the ones that actually hurt the most. They have the solutions that look good but suck. Republicans have the solutions that look shitty to minorities, and also suck. Neither party is truly for the minorities.
User avatar #16 - thehornedking (09/20/2014) [-]
I agree they screw minorities over, just in differing ways. those days were about directly controlling minorities through violence and intimidation, but since the parties flipped ideologies they have been all about getting minorities hooked onto social programs that teach dependence on the government and discourage self improvement. This is why Native Americans have such a high poverty rate.
#64 - flipped (09/22/2014) [-]
#55 - That on ramp/off ramp is in Jacksonville FL 09/20/2014 on comp that makes you go oh yea +1
#13 - Picture 09/19/2014 on homecoming proposal +5
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#44 - Well, I wouldnt agree that she is accurtly reporting history. …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2014 on Miss Grotke Is A Feminist +8
User avatar #45 - jokexplain (09/18/2014) [-]
nobody is complaining here. it's just about remembering history not to commit the same atrocities in the future.
#42 - We know they did, but why should I be insulted and degraded fo…  [+] (11 new replies) 09/18/2014 on Miss Grotke Is A Feminist +18
User avatar #134 - commontroll (09/18/2014) [-]
Or lots of white people who were deeply opposed to it. But the Irish were actually pretty much uninvolved in slavery, they came plenty in time for the genocide. Another group that was not for slavery was the German immigrants, even in the South they supported the North.
#95 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/18/2014) [-]
Not to mention there really isn't anyone who didn't fuck some people up at some point. English? Roman ancestors killed the natives and banged their women. French? How those bloody revolutions going. Germany...yea... Human history is essentually a cleaned up gorefest.
User avatar #43 - jokexplain (09/18/2014) [-]
I don't insult any of you for that. I was just somewhat surprised that the lady in the cartoon is mocked as being a 'hippie' simply for accurately reporting history
User avatar #62 - elyiia (09/18/2014) [-]
It's because she's playing the whole Native Americans so pure and good, Europeans so evil and savage shit. In reality it's more like, shitty people existed and did shitty things.
User avatar #67 - jokexplain (09/18/2014) [-]
it's more like, Columbus was a slaver and a murderer and you guys still celebrate him as a hero.. lol can you get more oblivious
User avatar #153 - WakaTakaBang (09/18/2014) [-]
Ah, that's another thing I want to point out to you. When I was in the fourth grade we started to change our views on Columbus. I wasn't taught that Columbus was a great man. We celebrate the "discovery" of America when we celebrate Columbus day- and I use the word celebrate very loosely. No one actively praises Columbus here.
User avatar #154 - jokexplain (09/18/2014) [-]
ah, good to know.thanks.
User avatar #155 - WakaTakaBang (09/18/2014) [-]
Glad to enlighten you.
User avatar #71 - elyiia (09/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's oblivious to understand that Native Americans also had shitty people who did terrible things. Columbus being a shitty person doesn't negate how important he was in American history.

Also, not even American but keep trying, I ain't having your white guilt bullshit.
User avatar #44 - thehornedking (09/18/2014) [-]
Well, I wouldnt agree that she is accurtly reporting history. Especially concerning the native american potion. Indians fought and killed each other over territorial disputes for thousands of years and yet people think they were peaceful and loving. It's misinformation that teaches white kids to have a white guilt complex and gives leverage to descendants of the people these things affected. A modern day Chinamen has no right to complain about the attrocious conditions of the railroad workers just like the Irish of today have no right to complain about their ancestors being basically lynched in the East coast cites.
User avatar #45 - jokexplain (09/18/2014) [-]
nobody is complaining here. it's just about remembering history not to commit the same atrocities in the future.
#27 - If the English ball was drawn like the average citizen it'd ha… 09/06/2014 on America at the Shop +6
#38 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2014 on Shes out there 0
#39 - masterboll (09/05/2014) [-]
you said her physical attractiveness was high enough to compensate

the girl in the pic is on the average/below average line
#35 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 09/05/2014 on Shes out there 0
#36 - masterboll (09/05/2014) [-]
you lied to me
User avatar #38 - thehornedking (09/05/2014) [-]
#39 - masterboll (09/05/2014) [-]
you said her physical attractiveness was high enough to compensate

the girl in the pic is on the average/below average line
#33 - Well, being a shallow guy, I wouldn't be with her if it wasn't.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/05/2014 on Shes out there 0
User avatar #34 - masterboll (09/05/2014) [-]
pics needed for confirmation
#35 - thehornedking (09/05/2014) [-]
#36 - masterboll (09/05/2014) [-]
you lied to me
User avatar #38 - thehornedking (09/05/2014) [-]
#39 - masterboll (09/05/2014) [-]
you said her physical attractiveness was high enough to compensate

the girl in the pic is on the average/below average line
#114515 - Anyone else dip Copenhagen Snuff?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/05/2014 on Social Board 0
#114528 - joshlol (09/06/2014) [-]
#114520 - baitdoesnttalkback (09/06/2014) [-]
people in the 50s
#29 - They exist, trust me. My girl sounds like my grandpa when desc…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/05/2014 on Shes out there 0
#31 - masterboll (09/05/2014) [-]
but is her physical attractiveness high enough to compensate for for a shitty personality?
User avatar #33 - thehornedking (09/05/2014) [-]
Well, being a shallow guy, I wouldn't be with her if it wasn't.
User avatar #34 - masterboll (09/05/2014) [-]
pics needed for confirmation
#35 - thehornedking (09/05/2014) [-]
#36 - masterboll (09/05/2014) [-]
you lied to me
User avatar #38 - thehornedking (09/05/2014) [-]
#39 - masterboll (09/05/2014) [-]
you said her physical attractiveness was high enough to compensate

the girl in the pic is on the average/below average line
#15 - A diesel pump thats not green? Where do you live?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/05/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #18 - junkbox (09/05/2014) [-]
Here Petrol of all grades is green and the diesel is black... Unless you got to Shell then I think they do a red pump for higher octane Petrol but not 100% sure...
#17 - huels (09/05/2014) [-]
Where I live more The regular pumps are Red and the Diesel pumps are yellow just like in this picture. It all depends on the company.
#13 - And mediocrity.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2014 on Sen's Fortress Co-op. +45
User avatar #152 - leanonwut (09/07/2014) [-]
touche
#8 - my life be like 09/05/2014 on wonders of the sea 0
#26 - Picture 09/05/2014 on (untitled) +8
#8 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2014 on Pretty much +53
#16 - shovelsandskulls (08/28/2014) [-]
What if they other things to your ass? Better be buried in the normal way.
#324 - Cite your proof and I'll think about believing you.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2014 on American Healthcare 0
User avatar #405 - securityexplain (08/16/2014) [-]
www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/12/census-hispanics-and-black-unseat-whites-as-majority-in-united-states-population_n_2286105.html

So, my bad, its not 20 years, but 30, and its not just black people, but all colored ones.
Heh. Maybe thats even worse. Inb4 massive gang wars between black and mexican gangs.
#18 - Three words: entry level job. 08/14/2014 on life 0
#89 - Picture 08/14/2014 on Coca-Cola +2
#34 - Picture 07/28/2014 on fountain of youth +27
#164 - *getting down to business here 07/26/2014 on Never pause a disney movie... +3
#600 - **** off, it's my life.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts +1
#632 - tomthehippie (07/22/2014) [-]
Ok first, tone down the rage.

Second, he's got a point. 18 years old is too young to get married. How long have you been dating her? A year or two? Have you lived together with her, in the same house, w/o roommates?

Living with someone is not like hanging out with them constantly. Most marriages that fail, fail in the first year because of conflicts integrating two lives together.

Third, your age (yet again), you are still maturing as a person, as is she. You are both going to change rapidly in the next few years as you do college/start working/get into the real world. Simply put, you two are not ready.
User avatar #602 - User (07/22/2014) [-]
No, we are suppose to talk about things here not tell each other to fuck off.
#595 - 18 Male I go soft sometimes during sex and my fiancĂ©e…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts +2
#741 - negerslaktarn (07/22/2014) [-]
more details about your fiancee? maybe share a few pics or so? i am really interested in yout fiancee
User avatar #622 - elcreepo (07/22/2014) [-]
Second problem is you haven't communicated the "it's not you, it sometimes goes down in times of nervousness/stress/cold/tiredness/not doing anything but eating you out for a few minutes."

Boners are like children, they need constant stimulation to keep up and even then they can go down.
User avatar #599 - User (07/22/2014) [-]
First problem is you're 18 and engaged.
User avatar #600 - thehornedking (07/22/2014) [-]
Fuck off, it's my life.
#632 - tomthehippie (07/22/2014) [-]
Ok first, tone down the rage.

Second, he's got a point. 18 years old is too young to get married. How long have you been dating her? A year or two? Have you lived together with her, in the same house, w/o roommates?

Living with someone is not like hanging out with them constantly. Most marriages that fail, fail in the first year because of conflicts integrating two lives together.

Third, your age (yet again), you are still maturing as a person, as is she. You are both going to change rapidly in the next few years as you do college/start working/get into the real world. Simply put, you two are not ready.
User avatar #602 - User (07/22/2014) [-]
No, we are suppose to talk about things here not tell each other to fuck off.
#64 - Shut up. 07/20/2014 on feels +1

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#4 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
do you want me to offer more stuff, or they're not for sale?
User avatar #5 to #4 - thehornedking (11/11/2012) [-]
not for sale. sorry bro
#6 to #5 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
whyyyy?
#9 to #7 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
okay. thx for considering :(
#8 to #7 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
you really have no use for them, except if you collect items, and by the looks of it you don't :-), so can i please have them now?
#1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/13/2012) [-]
Kill yourself
#2 to #2 - thehornedking (06/13/2012) [-]
Meanwhile in your Mother's anus.
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