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thehornedking

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Date Signed Up:12/24/2010
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#4 - Navy doing Navy things. 02/24/2016 on In the Navy +3
#1 - All the men are laughing and the women are terrified  [+] (3 new replies) 02/22/2016 on Absolute madman +22
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#4 - vixvaporrub (02/23/2016) [-]
Honestly, that shit's impressive. And fucking hilarious

He's probably a good gynecologist by now, so his patients are probably fine
#8 - anon (02/23/2016) [-]
Looking at vagina for a month doesn't make you a good gynecologist
#11 - alboorack (02/23/2016) [-]
It would work in the sims
#58 - Picture 02/15/2016 on manga style disney +2
#65 - Remember kids, its okay to be insensitive toward people's cult… 02/15/2016 on Nickelodeon Comp 0
#32 - Picture 02/14/2016 on Black Vision +11
#1 - Picture 02/04/2016 on colleging 0
#19 - I used to live in Melbourne and graduated from Eau Gallie, it's cool.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/31/2016 on I'm in the hospital +3
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#44 - yousaygoodbye (01/31/2016) [-]
I'm from palm bay!
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#21 - plataeiou (01/31/2016) [-]
EDGEWOOD REPRESENT
WOOOOOOOO
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#14 - Brevard Country?  [+] (4 new replies) 01/31/2016 on I'm in the hospital +14
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#17 - yousaygoodbye (01/31/2016) [-]
Rude
#19 - thehornedking (01/31/2016) [-]
I used to live in Melbourne and graduated from Eau Gallie, it's cool.
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#44 - yousaygoodbye (01/31/2016) [-]
I'm from palm bay!
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#21 - plataeiou (01/31/2016) [-]
EDGEWOOD REPRESENT
WOOOOOOOO
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#51 - Just playing Devil's advocate. 01/30/2016 on Breast feeding in public +2
#26 - I personally don't have an issue with breastfeeding in public,…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/30/2016 on Breast feeding in public +2
#111 - artimax (01/30/2016) [-]
But if you piss on the street there's gonna be piss on the street when you're done, women don't go spraying their milk all over the street
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#50 - masdercheef (01/30/2016) [-]
>>#39, >>#33, Baby's gotta eat when baby has to eat. Breastfeeding's only effect is to be beneficial for a growing baby. Public urination, on the other hand, is highly unsanitary. There are designated areas to do this specifically because it is a matter of public health, not because it's gross or people don't like it. The bottom line is that breastfeeding isn't something that should have to be done behind closed doors, but western society has fetishized the female body so much that people can't stand to see a breast.

The day where men and women can both go topless in public without social stigma will be a good day.
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#53 - lampmountaindew (01/30/2016) [-]
go back to tumblr dude.
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#54 - masdercheef (01/30/2016) [-]
That's a pretty strong counterargument there, dude.
#56 - lampmountaindew (01/30/2016) [-]
not in the slightest. it actually supports my argument in the fact that he brings up public urination, and how unsanitary it is. i make no mention of public urination, i make mention of mall bathrooms. i talk about how mall bathrooms are dirty and disgusting and that mothers feel the need to bring their babies to these places just to snap a pic and post bull shit like she was herded in there like cattle. endangering their child, when there are better options available. idt you understand satire either so ill explain the pic: i know moron is spelled wrong. i searched that on purpose. its supposed to be a joke
#51 - thehornedking (01/30/2016) [-]
Just playing Devil's advocate.
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#33 - darkdesu (01/30/2016) [-]
Here is the thing though a baby cant control when it is hungry and why should a woman have to scurry off to some dark corner because a bunch of cucks cant stand to see her with part of a tit out? Do you have to go hide somewhere to eat?
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#39 - lampmountaindew (01/30/2016) [-]
dark corner? how about a nicely lit, clean dressing room. ive seen fb posts by mothers trying to shame a mall by taking a pic in the bathroom breast feeding their child and writing a novel about how they were forced in there and the mall employees said this and the mall doesnt support babies and blah blah. i think the shame is on the mothers who instead of going out to the car, or a dressing room they felt so indignant and entitled that the point they had to make came before the safety of their children. why go to the dingy public bathroom where people you dont know piss and shit everywhere? and touch something, then your baby? or touch something, then touch your titty and your baby puts their mouth on it?
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#40 - darkdesu (01/30/2016) [-]
okay but again you are still upset over the fact that what? A titty is out? Like what about this upsets you guys so much? Cause a dude can walk around topless all day but a woman cant because....reasons? I just never got why people are so up in arms about this.
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#52 - lampmountaindew (01/30/2016) [-]
the point is, i think everyone needs to chill, but i think whats worse than saying "excuse me ma'am im a little uncomfortable with your breastfeeding" is flipping shit at the dude and causing a scene. why not avoid confrontation all together? an extra minute is not going to kill your baby. mothers are some of the most militant people you will ever fucking meet i swear to god.
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#48 - lampmountaindew (01/30/2016) [-]
im not up in arms about it. to me breastfeeding in public is a minor thing. its more like a "why would she do that there?" kind of thing. i dont feel compelled to run over and cause a scene, however i strongly dislike how entitled the men and women who father these children are in dealing with this type of thing. why not try to avoid the situation? everyone knows what youre doing by picking the most crowded area in the mall and sitting down. hey everybody look at me! i have a child! im a mother making a difference im bonding with my baby! you cannot convince me that 90% of the people who decide to breastfeed in public right in front of the marshalls with the dressing rooms arent doing it so they can either have people be like "go mom!" or so they can start something. which is also child endangerment. people dont realize how fucked up other people are i see so many people willingly get into confrontations while they have their child in the car or in their hands, like what if the dude who says something is a psycho and blows a gasket? he stabs you/kicks your ass. you think youre gonna be able to do anything if he gets his hands on your baby? no that child will be dead in 2 seconds. its all a battle of their egos. you cant have a fucking ego like that when you have an infant 2 feet away from you.