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#25 - Im having a kid in September and this stuff makes me nervous t…  [+] (5 replies) 02/27/2016 on they told me all i do is... +5
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#97 - theblastradius (02/28/2016) [-]
Find a song that you won'the mind hearing a million times over the next few years. Everytime you need to comfort your child play/sing that song at the same time. By the time they reach the toddler stage all you'll need to do is turn on that song and they will calm right down unless they are seriously hurt.

Source: I started singing my daughter the pokemon theme when I couldn't think of any lullabies.
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#55 - highkingtorygg (02/28/2016) [-]
buy a sizeable amount of horse tranquilizer
#56 - tranquilizer (02/28/2016) [-]
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#52 - Byte (02/28/2016) [-]
maybe you'll get lucky and get a kid with a fascination for staring at blank walls, dead silent for hours on end like I was.
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#28 - zwittertwo (02/27/2016) [-]
Enjoy a messy house and not sleeping all the way through the night.
#1 - Thei is what happens when the people who make pop music sudden…  [+] (7 replies) 02/27/2016 on When country music plays on... +55
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#19 - ahnerma (02/27/2016) [-]
Whenever I think about country I hear George Jones' "Whose gunna Fill Their Shoes" and get bummed out cus the answer is probably no one. As far ad I'm concerned good country is a relic and a thing of beauty.
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#14 - mcmanybucks (02/27/2016) [-]
Dont forget Hannah Montana was considered slightly country-esque at a time.
#16 - stephenfauster (02/27/2016) [-]
Ya can't spell "Country" without "Cunt"?
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#6 - wykkid (02/27/2016) [-]
i miss the days of patsy cline and webb pierce
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#3 - cdsams (02/27/2016) [-]
M8, the content you posted had more meaning that just being funny, it was true and indicative of more. The rant was necessary.
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#1 - All the men are laughing and the women are terrified  [+] (3 replies) 02/22/2016 on Absolute madman +22
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#4 - vixvaporrub (02/23/2016) [-]
Honestly, that shit's impressive. And fucking hilarious

He's probably a good gynecologist by now, so his patients are probably fine
#8 - anon (02/23/2016) [-]
Looking at vagina for a month doesn't make you a good gynecologist
#11 - alboorack (02/23/2016) [-]
It would work in the sims
#32 - Picture 02/14/2016 on Black Vision +11