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Date Signed Up:12/24/2010
Last Login:9/21/2014
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Content Ranking:#13602
Comment Ranking:#7536
Highest Content Rank:#3567
Highest Comment Rank:#193
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Level 129 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 130 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 12.1% (121/1000)
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#44 - We already yell at foreigners.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2013 on England is a silly place +53
#49 - monkeybrains (06/03/2013) [-]
#76 - Because you're a faggot, alright? 06/02/2013 on Confused sexuality 0
#72 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2013 on This picture! 0
User avatar #90 - animationhac (06/02/2013) [-]
what was it? :o
#128 - They eyes, man. Scanning, staring into the depths of my soul. …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2013 on We All Dead +2
#130 - sabcy (06/02/2013) [-]
well orangutans have the largest brain of all prime apes so it was probably just curious.
#117 - I was at a zoo in Germany last year and saw this creepy mother…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/02/2013 on We All Dead +1
User avatar #122 - sabcy (06/02/2013) [-]
why? he's just hanging on the bars, they do that
#167 - neoshock (06/02/2013) [-]
what if he started flinging his shit at you
#128 - thehornedking (06/02/2013) [-]
They eyes, man. Scanning, staring into the depths of my soul. Atleast until we moved on to the gorillas.
#130 - sabcy (06/02/2013) [-]
well orangutans have the largest brain of all prime apes so it was probably just curious.
#8 - Picture 06/02/2013 on Make up sex +1
#15 - Now, like, I know what you're thinkin, man: did he fire five s…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2013 on Scoooooooooooooooooooooby +3
User avatar #54 - dildoes (06/02/2013) [-]
I know what you’re thinking: "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well do you, punk?
#14 - Picture 06/02/2013 on Ah Ha +22
#55 - Grandpa, why is there a goddamned window into your bathroom? T…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2013 on Getting Older +26
#133 - matchboxrider (06/02/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2013 on real love +21
#19 - stabiloboss (06/01/2013) [-]
#26 - No. Daniel Craig looks like Vladamir Putin. 06/01/2013 on Russian Funerals +5
#345 - "I'll have the chicken, and can you check and see if it h…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2013 on Vegans +9
#347 - 4chan refugee (05/23/2013) [-]
This chicken's nickname was "My Cock." Would you still like to eat "My Cock?"
#15 - One of these things just doesnt belong here 05/20/2013 on Just girly things +5
#99 - Picture 05/19/2013 on Wrastling +7
#21 - The hills are alive, With the sound of music 05/19/2013 on Family Vacation +22
#10 - Phil? That's obviously Tom Hanks 05/19/2013 on Carrots. +3
#6 - Join me Will! 05/18/2013 on Class +3
#57 - We did something similar, only instead of a chess game we shot…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/18/2013 on Senior prank +134
User avatar #172 - goodeater (05/18/2013) [-]
Did not get that...
SOMEONE EDUCATE ME!
#59 - wherethawhitewomen (05/18/2013) [-]
That was hilarious, too bad no one else found it funny.
#60 - thirtyonenintyone (05/18/2013) [-]
ikr
User avatar #147 - twi (05/18/2013) [-]
what the fuck
#90 - triggathepirate (05/18/2013) [-]
#68 - 01 F250 7.3 Liter Powerstroke Turbo Diesel. Stock except for t…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2013 on Meanwhile... 0
User avatar #83 - manofbeardliness (05/16/2013) [-]
Nice, I have a 2000 7.3. Mine's pretty much stock except a starter and a leveling kit. Going to buy a catback exhaust system soon.
#54 - Age quod agis  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2013 on true or false -1
User avatar #56 - Lambda (05/13/2013) [-]
Aliis si licet, tibi non licet.
#16 - I'm Rick James, bitch! 05/07/2013 on Whores and Cops +6
#79 - **thehornedking rolls 67** 05/06/2013 on SIT THE FUCK DOWN 0
#10 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2013 on Jay and Silent Bob, everybody +4
#21 - triggathepirate (05/05/2013) [-]
This will be so useful...
#106 - Oh man, we're in a tight spot! 05/05/2013 on Sticky Situation +5
#49 - My author had a sick sense of humor when he made my fetishes. 05/05/2013 on Again, I'm done with thumblr +9

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#4 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
do you want me to offer more stuff, or they're not for sale?
User avatar #5 to #4 - thehornedking (11/11/2012) [-]
not for sale. sorry bro
#6 to #5 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
whyyyy?
#9 to #7 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
okay. thx for considering :(
#8 to #7 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
you really have no use for them, except if you collect items, and by the looks of it you don't :-), so can i please have them now?
#1 - 4chan refugee (06/13/2012) [-]
Kill yourself
#2 to #2 - thehornedking (06/13/2012) [-]
Meanwhile in your Mother's anus.
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