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#179 - Picture 06/06/2013 on Muricà +1
#43 - Shut the **** up Carlos  [+] (2 new replies) 06/05/2013 on engineers.... +56
User avatar #75 - swayze (06/05/2013) [-]
It's been far too long since I've seen that vid, will sasso was the best part of MAD tv
User avatar #50 - kenwordo (06/05/2013) [-]
lol "I'm kenny Rogers and this is jackass"
#108 - The fourth was okay. The third one, in my opinion, wasn't so m… 06/05/2013 on Kill it with fire! 0
#72 - Still in my top 10 movies ever.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/04/2013 on Kill it with fire! +4
User avatar #73 - viscerys (06/04/2013) [-]
Cool. I'll check it out.
User avatar #79 - mattsonion (06/04/2013) [-]
the 2nd one in my opinion was pretty good as well, but the the 3rd and 4th 'movies' were so bad they were funny. im sorry but how can you be terrified of something called an assblaster
User avatar #108 - thehornedking (06/05/2013) [-]
The fourth was okay. The third one, in my opinion, wasn't so much bad as it wasn't creatively thought out. If the dialogue was better written it would have been much better.
#57 - Picture 06/04/2013 on Internet Strangers +8
#71 - Picture 06/03/2013 on Don't tell me what to do. +2
#97 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2013 on vegans +2
#99 - thatotaku has deleted their comment.
#653 - Picture 06/03/2013 on The feels 0
#44 - We already yell at foreigners.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2013 on England is a silly place +53
#49 - monkeybrains (06/03/2013) [-]
#76 - Because you're a faggot, alright? 06/02/2013 on Confused sexuality 0
#72 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2013 on This picture! 0
User avatar #90 - animationhac (06/02/2013) [-]
what was it? :o
#128 - They eyes, man. Scanning, staring into the depths of my soul. …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2013 on We All Dead +2
#130 - sabcy (06/02/2013) [-]
well orangutans have the largest brain of all prime apes so it was probably just curious.
#117 - I was at a zoo in Germany last year and saw this creepy mother…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/02/2013 on We All Dead +1
User avatar #122 - sabcy (06/02/2013) [-]
why? he's just hanging on the bars, they do that
#167 - neoshock (06/02/2013) [-]
what if he started flinging his shit at you
#128 - thehornedking (06/02/2013) [-]
They eyes, man. Scanning, staring into the depths of my soul. Atleast until we moved on to the gorillas.
#130 - sabcy (06/02/2013) [-]
well orangutans have the largest brain of all prime apes so it was probably just curious.
#8 - Picture 06/02/2013 on Make up sex +1
#15 - Now, like, I know what you're thinkin, man: did he fire five s…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2013 on Scoooooooooooooooooooooby +3
User avatar #54 - dildoes (06/02/2013) [-]
I know what you’re thinking: "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well do you, punk?
#14 - Picture 06/02/2013 on Ah Ha +22
#55 - Grandpa, why is there a goddamned window into your bathroom? T…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2013 on Getting Older +26
#133 - matchboxrider (06/02/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2013 on real love +21
#19 - stabiloboss (06/01/2013) [-]
#26 - No. Daniel Craig looks like Vladamir Putin. 06/01/2013 on Russian Funerals +5
#345 - "I'll have the chicken, and can you check and see if it h…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2013 on Vegans +9
#347 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/23/2013) [-]
This chicken's nickname was "My Cock." Would you still like to eat "My Cock?"
#15 - One of these things just doesnt belong here 05/20/2013 on Just girly things +5
#99 - Picture 05/19/2013 on Wrastling +7
#21 - The hills are alive, With the sound of music 05/19/2013 on Family Vacation +22
#10 - Phil? That's obviously Tom Hanks 05/19/2013 on Carrots. +3
#6 - Join me Will! 05/18/2013 on Class +3

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#4 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
do you want me to offer more stuff, or they're not for sale?
User avatar #5 to #4 - thehornedking (11/11/2012) [-]
not for sale. sorry bro
#6 to #5 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
whyyyy?
#9 to #7 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
okay. thx for considering :(
#8 to #7 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
you really have no use for them, except if you collect items, and by the looks of it you don't :-), so can i please have them now?
#1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/13/2012) [-]
Kill yourself
#2 to #2 - thehornedking (06/13/2012) [-]
Meanwhile in your Mother's anus.
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