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thehornedking

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Date Signed Up:12/24/2010
Last Login:5/27/2015
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#6 - Ive had loads of dipjars. Where do you think I spit my Copenha…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/06/2015 on DipJar +14
#25 - improbablyyourdad (05/07/2015) [-]
Why not just smoke?
User avatar #26 - captainprincess (05/07/2015) [-]
lung cancer?
User avatar #28 - improbablyyourdad (05/07/2015) [-]
Gum cancer on top of essentially having meth mouth?

Meh, I just think dipping is disgusting, seems like a shitty alternative, whatever floats your boats, I was just wondering.
User avatar #29 - captainprincess (05/07/2015) [-]
Is that really going to happen though
I mean the meth mouth maybe but gum cancer from chewing tobacco?

I mean
You know lung cancer generally comes from inhaling burnt plant matter right, and not generally the nicotine content

Atleast that's what I heard

But yes 'dip' or 'snus' is absolutely revolting and I'll take a nice smelling/tasting cigarette any day
User avatar #22 - midgetnigger (05/07/2015) [-]
Wintergreen all day! Shit, I don't even know you and I like you better than 90% of people just because you dip Copenhagen!
#9 - skvat (05/07/2015) [-]
what?
#17 - MrMysteriousMagic (05/07/2015) [-]
this is chew, also known as "dip"
you spit dip into containers while in public or in home
#30 - supermotoracer (05/07/2015) [-]
I think chew and dip are different, chew is like redman and dip is like copenhagen im pretty sure? Either way Copenhagen mint is best dip in my opinion even though I quit recently...
User avatar #16 - swimmingprodigy (05/07/2015) [-]
Chewing tobacco. He spits his chewed tobacco
#20 - Picture  [+] (52 new replies) 05/06/2015 on Let's have a moment of... +4
User avatar #142 - ghostofnignaz (05/07/2015) [-]
Nah trucks are a sign of an extremely small penis m8.
User avatar #21 - frenzyhero (05/06/2015) [-]
You think Toyota Prius is slow?
User avatar #132 - leonhardt (05/07/2015) [-]
Found the Prius owner
User avatar #133 - frenzyhero (05/07/2015) [-]
I've got a 91 Rx7.
User avatar #135 - leonhardt (05/07/2015) [-]
I sincerely hope you are trolling.
User avatar #136 - frenzyhero (05/07/2015) [-]
only slightly at this point
User avatar #25 - pleuradispensor (05/06/2015) [-]
and gay
User avatar #143 - ghostofnignaz (05/07/2015) [-]
WOW HAHAH LE EBIN MEME M8!
#29 - frenzyhero (05/06/2015) [-]
Meet the Toyota Prius apr GT. The fastest car in this season's GT300 class.
User avatar #145 - ghostofnignaz (05/07/2015) [-]
Bro, you cant just show these inbred rednecks actual quaklity non american cars. These inbred pigfuckers doesnt understand basic facts like that Toyota is better than all americlap cars all toghether. They just look back and say: ''Ahh, 'merica!'' when they are looking at their broken down, loud inefficient truck that shouldn't be on the roads. Japanese people actually know how to make cars that doesnt eat a shitload of gasoline while americans make shitty engines that are loud and bad for the enviroment because they leak gas and oil.
#94 - mechanicexplain (05/07/2015) [-]
You don't drive that fucking Prius, you dipshit.

And as a technician who's worked on many Prius's, I can say with great confidence that your precious Toyota cum-stain is slow as fuck. Get over yourself.
User avatar #105 - frenzyhero (05/07/2015) [-]
The fuck is that first line supposed to mean? Are you trying to imply that I said I drive it, when, as far as I know, there's less than 100 of them with similar specs in the world? Or are you spouting more bullshit?

As someone who doesn't have their head up their arse, I can say with great confidence that this particular Prius, the only one I'm discussing, is faster than whatever you have in your garage.
User avatar #106 - mechanicexplain (05/07/2015) [-]
So the fuck what?
User avatar #107 - frenzyhero (05/07/2015) [-]
So what the everliving fuck is your problem? Everytime I see you, you're never explaining mechanics, you're just spouting shit off the mouth for no fucking reason.

I'm pretty sure that a GT300 car that's placed on the podium twice this season, winning the opening rd, and multiple times for the past 3 years is fucking fast, and I know it can clear a 1/4 mile in less than 9 seconds because I saw it do it at Fuji Speedway when it was racing just Monday.
User avatar #111 - mechanicexplain (05/07/2015) [-]
You're getting mad about someone calling the Prius slow, which it is, and jerking off about some GT track car for no single good fucking reason.

And I'll spout shit off if I want to. I don't give a fuck what you want me to do, and I deal with enough shit during the day that I'll bring up whatever I see fit about it when I want; especially considering that this whole fucking site jerks off about the stupidest shit to do with cars ever concieved, like a GT Prius, ffs.
User avatar #112 - frenzyhero (05/07/2015) [-]
Yes, the Prius is, generally, slow.
That doesn't mean that all Prius cars are slow.
Just most of them.

And blame Toyota if you're mad at people interested in a GT Prius.
User avatar #113 - mechanicexplain (05/07/2015) [-]
I'm not angry about the GT Prius. I'm perplexed by the fact that they used the Prius name on it.

My problem with your interest is entirely the context.
User avatar #116 - frenzyhero (05/07/2015) [-]
Well the base car is a 2015 Prius, if I recall correctly.

My interest is because I've been watching Super GT and I'm just pretty hyped for it, and wanted to show off a neat car. I thought it was really cool that a fucking Prius, of all cars, could be so fast.
#49 - Absolute Madman (05/07/2015) [-]
Oh, right, because GT cars have more than fuck all in common with their consumer grade relatives. It's not like they put a new custom engine capable of over 600hp in it or anything. Right?
User avatar #54 - frenzyhero (05/07/2015) [-]
As comment #32 and #46 say...

It's still a Prius.

These car's specs are pretty heavily guarded. If you want to know exactly how it differs, you'll have to check once it's released, usually when it's retired.

And no, they don't pump out more than 600hp. The GT500s go about 500bhp. Take a guess.
User avatar #43 - legodude (05/07/2015) [-]
okay, now legally take it on the road.
#74 - Absolute Madman (05/07/2015) [-]
It's legal in a lot of states, and those spike strips wouldn't go through the tread lol
User avatar #44 - frenzyhero (05/07/2015) [-]
Who's gonna stop me?
User avatar #45 - legodude (05/07/2015) [-]
The police.
User avatar #47 - frenzyhero (05/07/2015) [-]
They can try all they want.
#51 - legodude (05/07/2015) [-]
No problem
User avatar #52 - frenzyhero (05/07/2015) [-]
Those are mainly for highways and interstates. If in the city, they're too difficult to deploy.
User avatar #53 - legodude (05/07/2015) [-]
and in a city your easy to follow/trap... oh and traffic
User avatar #55 - frenzyhero (05/07/2015) [-]
A car designed to pass other cars, race for endurance, and corner is going to be chased down by an amateur in what's most likely an outdated Charger, at best (America)?

Absolutely not.
#56 - legodude (05/07/2015) [-]
Yeah on smooth race tracks without traffic jams, sidewalks, potholes, pedestrians blah blah blah. You need to lay off GTA
User avatar #58 - frenzyhero (05/07/2015) [-]
I've lived in Atlanta and Mobile and never had to deal with that kind of traffic. I seriously can't imagine anybody willing doing that.

Moving on, the Prius obviously wouldn't go out during such conditions anyway. The police are reactive, not proactive. You would clearly choose a more suitable time.
User avatar #59 - legodude (05/07/2015) [-]
even then they would use choppers, figure out where your going and trap you. why don't we see bank robbers in GT300 cars if it's so simple?
User avatar #60 - frenzyhero (05/07/2015) [-]
You don't see successful robbers anyway.

And fools rob banks. You need to rob the terminals.
User avatar #61 - legodude (05/07/2015) [-]
you don't see successful robbers because they don't race around in GT300 cars.
User avatar #62 - frenzyhero (05/07/2015) [-]
Because the one's that are successful and can even afford GT300 cars know how to avoid being seen.
User avatar #63 - legodude (05/07/2015) [-]
https://youtube.com/devicesupport
yes, by not driving GT300 cars
User avatar #65 - frenzyhero (05/07/2015) [-]
If you're driving a GT300 car, it doesn't matter if you're seen.
Since they won't see you for very long. ~
I love Monty Python.
User avatar #66 - legodude (05/07/2015) [-]
but you will be seen again
How can anyone not love Monty Python?
User avatar #30 - pleuradispensor (05/06/2015) [-]
https://youtube.com/devicesupport What was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of freedom
User avatar #31 - frenzyhero (05/06/2015) [-]
Drag racing is about consistency.
And 9 seconds is slow for this Prius.
User avatar #95 - mechanicexplain (05/07/2015) [-]
Why is everything you say so fucking stupid?
User avatar #32 - pleuradispensor (05/06/2015) [-]
Still a prius
User avatar #33 - frenzyhero (05/06/2015) [-]
And what's wrong with that?
It's better than any shitbox you'll ever drive.
User avatar #35 - pleuradispensor (05/06/2015) [-]
>implying it's anything more than a prius
User avatar #36 - frenzyhero (05/07/2015) [-]
It's faster than the junker you posted.
#37 - pleuradispensor (05/07/2015) [-]
User avatar #39 - frenzyhero (05/07/2015) [-]
What's wrong with that?
User avatar #40 - pleuradispensor (05/07/2015) [-]
It might not have the slow part, but the gay is still there.
User avatar #42 - frenzyhero (05/07/2015) [-]
It's a Prius, not a Mercedes. What makes it gay?
User avatar #50 - legodude (05/07/2015) [-]
it's overpriced, not as efficient as they claim, HUGE carbon footprint for just building the the damned thing (you can build and drive for 100,000miles a S500/S550 for the same emissions as simply building 1 Prius) the fit and finish is horrible (the center console has a bit of sticky foam to stop it rattling)
User avatar #46 - pleuradispensor (05/07/2015) [-]
"It's a Prius"
User avatar #48 - frenzyhero (05/07/2015) [-]
And I've actually heard a lot of ricers talk shit about Hondas just to see an NSX flyby

Anything else?
#6 - Just once I wanted to see the kids kick her in the lady-balls …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2015 on Malcolm in the Middle gets... +22
#15 - sexynosepass (05/07/2015) [-]
They played baseball once and she made him kick her in the face with his cleats.
User avatar #9 - mcmxcideath (05/06/2015) [-]
They kind of did in that Christmas episode, I guess.
#91 - Mile High city is best high city. 04/24/2015 on What a time to be alive... +1
#27 - >2015 >Still think CSA were the bad guys  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2015 on ...Canada... +1
#31 - Absolute Madman (04/12/2015) [-]
only way out tha union is in a box
#11 - Political piddle-pissing by LBJ lost the war. If Washington ha…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... +18
User avatar #101 - TestesFly (04/09/2015) [-]
He didn't have tons of political capital at the time, as he was trying to get his Great Society programs moving. He was opposed from the Republican party on socialized medicine, southern Democrats on racial integration, and members of both parties from New England on the Vietnam war. He had a choice to win in Vietnam or get a modern healthcare system up and running, and unfortunately he gambled on doing both and failed. So now in 2015, we've got a Vietnam that's much too communist and a healthcare system that's not communist enough. Go figure.
#15 - So it'd be like Canadian Bacon mixed with that one episode of … 03/02/2015 on President 0
#337 - The University of North Florida has a large resident populatio… 02/19/2015 on I feel save here 0
#344 - "It was to free the slaves." 02/19/2015 on Autistic Olympics #1 0
#13 - Yeah, calves are all cute until they're covered in each other'… 02/03/2015 on Adorable baby animals comp +5
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#4 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
do you want me to offer more stuff, or they're not for sale?
User avatar #5 to #4 - thehornedking (11/11/2012) [-]
not for sale. sorry bro
#6 to #5 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
whyyyy?
#9 to #7 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
okay. thx for considering :(
#8 to #7 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
you really have no use for them, except if you collect items, and by the looks of it you don't :-), so can i please have them now?
#1 - Absolute Madman (06/13/2012) [-]
Kill yourself
#2 to #2 - thehornedking (06/13/2012) [-]
Meanwhile in your Mother's anus.
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