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Date Signed Up:12/24/2010
Last Login:12/20/2014
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Highest Content Rank:#3567
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#7 - If I remember my last visit, nothing and nobody works in Irela…  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on People today 0
#14 - kainyu (2 hours ago) [-]
So you got shot? Well thank god, I hope it was serious.
#20 - Don't forget the meth 12/18/2014 on Memphis Grizzlies +1
#19 - Early childhood trauma. I was three or four and one flew right…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on This was a rollercoaster... 0
User avatar #48 - ipwnallnubz (12/17/2014) [-]
Only once? I can't say they've ever flown into my face, but they've chased me from all sorts of places. Swingsets (those ones made of metal tubes), apple trees, fences. I'm in the same boat as you, though. I start to back away as soon as I see anything that's black and yellow with a stinger.
#17 - As a man with a crippling dear of bees, I give credit for the …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/17/2014 on This was a rollercoaster... +1
#18 - anonymous (12/17/2014) [-]
How are you scared of bees? If they're not africanised, they're both docile and harmless. Not to mention freakin'-adorably bumbly.
Ever seen an up-close bumblebee? Sofuckingcute.api

I'm deathly allergic. Deathly allergic, and I love those honeymaking bastards. I'd be an apiarist, but I live next to a school so the council (cunts) said no to my permit. This makes me sad because they're simply glorious.
#44 - anonymous (12/17/2014) [-]
He said he had a dear of bees, not fear
User avatar #19 - thehornedking (12/17/2014) [-]
Early childhood trauma. I was three or four and one flew right into my face and now I can't stand anything that flies and stings.
User avatar #48 - ipwnallnubz (12/17/2014) [-]
Only once? I can't say they've ever flown into my face, but they've chased me from all sorts of places. Swingsets (those ones made of metal tubes), apple trees, fences. I'm in the same boat as you, though. I start to back away as soon as I see anything that's black and yellow with a stinger.
#5 - Well they dont have clocks shaped like Europe in Texas, that I… 12/08/2014 on America and Europe +15
#117 - My fiancee is 15lbs underweight. Press it 15 times and invest.… 11/08/2014 on What's the problem 0
#158 - Behold the Pale Horse. The man who sat on him was Death, and H…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/08/2014 on The Four Horsemen +17
#350 - lordsepulchure (11/08/2014) [-]
Your name, I named my youtube account that (and then went all the way with it), one of the best things I have ever done on youtube.
#169 - tikledpikle (11/08/2014) [-]
**tikledpikle rolled image** I love Mr. Rings. he's super cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything
#126 - Your attempts to belittle me aside, if you feel the need to de…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2014 on Dead or Alive +2
#128 - AcidFlux (11/05/2014) [-]
Nothing about my post was intended to 'belittle' you. If you inferred that, then that's a factor of your perception, not my intention.

And, I've been on this website a little longer than you, so I'm just as aware as you (if not more so) about what this site is all about.

Perhaps my sense of humor differs from yours. That's the nature of the world. It doesn't make mine right or yours wrong, or vice versa.

But for that last part you promised, that would probably be best. You've taken this far too seriously.
#121 - It was an obvious joke, dude. I think you should work on those…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/05/2014 on Dead or Alive +1
User avatar #123 - AcidFlux (11/05/2014) [-]
No self-esteem issues here. Why, you think there are because I chose to take a moment to reply, but not in a manner that you deem 'appropriate', that implies self-esteem issues on my part? Amusing.

Sorry, let me try again...

*ahem*


Lol good one dude!

Better? Does it live up to your standards?
#126 - thehornedking (11/05/2014) [-]
Your attempts to belittle me aside, if you feel the need to defend yourself from a joke on a website called FUNNYjunk.com , you probably need to stop taking yourself so seriously. At any rate, I'm done talking to you.
#128 - AcidFlux (11/05/2014) [-]
Nothing about my post was intended to 'belittle' you. If you inferred that, then that's a factor of your perception, not my intention.

And, I've been on this website a little longer than you, so I'm just as aware as you (if not more so) about what this site is all about.

Perhaps my sense of humor differs from yours. That's the nature of the world. It doesn't make mine right or yours wrong, or vice versa.

But for that last part you promised, that would probably be best. You've taken this far too seriously.
#116 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 11/05/2014 on Dead or Alive +1
User avatar #118 - AcidFlux (11/05/2014) [-]
Proud of it too. Wait, you're wanting me to 'feel bad' because I was lucky enough to have a higher than average intelligence, an excellent memory, advanced cognitive skills, and the ability to use creative thinking?

Hmm... nah, I'll keep feeling good about my abilities.
User avatar #121 - thehornedking (11/05/2014) [-]
It was an obvious joke, dude. I think you should work on those self esteem issues.
User avatar #123 - AcidFlux (11/05/2014) [-]
No self-esteem issues here. Why, you think there are because I chose to take a moment to reply, but not in a manner that you deem 'appropriate', that implies self-esteem issues on my part? Amusing.

Sorry, let me try again...

*ahem*


Lol good one dude!

Better? Does it live up to your standards?
#126 - thehornedking (11/05/2014) [-]
Your attempts to belittle me aside, if you feel the need to defend yourself from a joke on a website called FUNNYjunk.com , you probably need to stop taking yourself so seriously. At any rate, I'm done talking to you.
#128 - AcidFlux (11/05/2014) [-]
Nothing about my post was intended to 'belittle' you. If you inferred that, then that's a factor of your perception, not my intention.

And, I've been on this website a little longer than you, so I'm just as aware as you (if not more so) about what this site is all about.

Perhaps my sense of humor differs from yours. That's the nature of the world. It doesn't make mine right or yours wrong, or vice versa.

But for that last part you promised, that would probably be best. You've taken this far too seriously.

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#4 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
do you want me to offer more stuff, or they're not for sale?
User avatar #5 to #4 - thehornedking (11/11/2012) [-]
not for sale. sorry bro
#6 to #5 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
whyyyy?
#9 to #7 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
okay. thx for considering :(
#8 to #7 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
you really have no use for them, except if you collect items, and by the looks of it you don't :-), so can i please have them now?
#1 - anonymous (06/13/2012) [-]
Kill yourself
#2 to #2 - thehornedking (06/13/2012) [-]
Meanwhile in your Mother's anus.
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