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#8 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2014 on Pretty much +53
#16 - shovelsandskulls (08/28/2014) [-]
What if they other things to your ass? Better be buried in the normal way.
#324 - Cite your proof and I'll think about believing you.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2014 on American Healthcare 0
User avatar #405 - securityexplain (08/16/2014) [-]
www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/12/census-hispanics-and-black-unseat-whites-as-majority-in-united-states-population_n_2286105.html

So, my bad, its not 20 years, but 30, and its not just black people, but all colored ones.
Heh. Maybe thats even worse. Inb4 massive gang wars between black and mexican gangs.
#18 - Three words: entry level job. 08/14/2014 on life 0
#89 - Picture 08/14/2014 on Coca-Cola +2
#34 - Picture 07/28/2014 on fountain of youth +27
#164 - *getting down to business here 07/26/2014 on Never pause a disney movie... +3
#600 - **** off, it's my life.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts +1
#632 - tomthehippie (07/22/2014) [-]
Ok first, tone down the rage.

Second, he's got a point. 18 years old is too young to get married. How long have you been dating her? A year or two? Have you lived together with her, in the same house, w/o roommates?

Living with someone is not like hanging out with them constantly. Most marriages that fail, fail in the first year because of conflicts integrating two lives together.

Third, your age (yet again), you are still maturing as a person, as is she. You are both going to change rapidly in the next few years as you do college/start working/get into the real world. Simply put, you two are not ready.
User avatar #602 - User (07/22/2014) [-]
No, we are suppose to talk about things here not tell each other to fuck off.
#595 - 18 Male I go soft sometimes during sex and my fiancĂ©e…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts +2
#741 - negerslaktarn (07/22/2014) [-]
more details about your fiancee? maybe share a few pics or so? i am really interested in yout fiancee
User avatar #622 - elcreepo (07/22/2014) [-]
Second problem is you haven't communicated the "it's not you, it sometimes goes down in times of nervousness/stress/cold/tiredness/not doing anything but eating you out for a few minutes."

Boners are like children, they need constant stimulation to keep up and even then they can go down.
User avatar #599 - User (07/22/2014) [-]
First problem is you're 18 and engaged.
User avatar #600 - thehornedking (07/22/2014) [-]
Fuck off, it's my life.
#632 - tomthehippie (07/22/2014) [-]
Ok first, tone down the rage.

Second, he's got a point. 18 years old is too young to get married. How long have you been dating her? A year or two? Have you lived together with her, in the same house, w/o roommates?

Living with someone is not like hanging out with them constantly. Most marriages that fail, fail in the first year because of conflicts integrating two lives together.

Third, your age (yet again), you are still maturing as a person, as is she. You are both going to change rapidly in the next few years as you do college/start working/get into the real world. Simply put, you two are not ready.
User avatar #602 - User (07/22/2014) [-]
No, we are suppose to talk about things here not tell each other to fuck off.
#64 - Shut up. 07/20/2014 on feels +1
#34 - I work at a grocery chain in the Southeast that has been aroun…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on Morning coffee in Honduras +1
User avatar #38 - thetallbeverage (07/07/2014) [-]
God, I've never had it that bad before. I do remember one time when one of our old Deli workers was told to make a sandwich we don't sell to a customer, and when she said we don't have the proper shit to do it, the guy yelled his lungs out "Well you little cunt you better get the god damn ingredients", and our old store director was standing right there. Slimy bastard didn't say a word to the customer.

Oh, and my favorite moment that personally happened to me was a tall biker type gentleman walked up to me with a stern demeanor, and just yelled "TATER TOTS", I was trying my hardest not to cry laughing while showing him our stuff.

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#4 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
do you want me to offer more stuff, or they're not for sale?
User avatar #5 to #4 - thehornedking (11/11/2012) [-]
not for sale. sorry bro
#6 to #5 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
whyyyy?
#9 to #7 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
okay. thx for considering :(
#8 to #7 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
you really have no use for them, except if you collect items, and by the looks of it you don't :-), so can i please have them now?
#1 - anonymous (06/13/2012) [-]
Kill yourself
#2 to #2 - thehornedking (06/13/2012) [-]
Meanwhile in your Mother's anus.
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