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Date Signed Up:6/03/2012
Last Login:7/23/2014
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#148 - I was looking at the moon for the longest damn time thinking &… 04/07/2013 on Crazy to Think About +3
#5 - You can tell from the youtube clips that its not real, who act… 04/05/2013 on The Internet Story 0
#206 - >Goes to party >"I want to discuss science"… 04/03/2013 on I don't like people... +7
#169 - .......Your name is Nesquik?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2013 on Choclate Milk +1
#172 - daentraya (01/17/2013) [-]
Matilde.. The leading brand of chocolate milk in Denmark. My twin would've been named after Karolines k√łkken, which is some other brand.. My mom is really imaginative
It tastes like crap. Brown liquid crap.
#91 - It was a joke, didn't realise loads of butthurt fags would tak… 01/12/2013 on Disneyland!! -2
#33 - >Guy gives good logical argument >HURR DURR WEN… 01/08/2013 on women problems +8
#112 - WHAT? 12/30/2012 on that moment -2
#82 - So you're gay ? 12/29/2012 on Beer is our friend! -4
#61 - I thought I was the only one! 12/28/2012 on My irrational childhood fear +1
#39 - Picture 12/20/2012 on no for you +4
#13 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2012 on threesome +1
#27 - jimbobji Comment deleted by theholytoast
#43 - Holy fuck I am watching this literally right now 12/15/2012 on shooting sex toys +1
#65 - Look at those crackhead parents.  [+] (7 new replies) 12/03/2012 on Disneyland!! +5
User avatar #90 - riarden (01/12/2013) [-]
Geoffs one of the best parents ive ever even heard of..
User avatar #91 - theholytoast (01/12/2013) [-]
It was a joke, didn't realise loads of butthurt fags would take it so seriously.
User avatar #77 - blashyrkh (12/03/2012) [-]
Geoff is former military, and now one of the co-founders of a successful company, and Griffon is an accomplished artist who runs her own event hall.

Real crackheads, huh?
#73 - zaggystirdust (12/03/2012) [-]
Hey! That's Geoff and Griffon, they don't look like crackheads
*looks again*
... well, now that you mention it...
#68 - duvallwhitey (12/03/2012) [-]
Brace yourself.
People with excuses to why your comment is "stupid", are coming.

(Enjoy your unattractive inky arm blobs)
#67 - ixcarnifexxi (12/03/2012) [-]
User avatar #66 - megaton (12/03/2012) [-]
tattoo does not= crackhead
#565 - What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bi… 11/25/2012 on Why video games are better. 0
#555 - bro ur so hardcore! ur totally right bra, ur english gramm…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/25/2012 on Why video games are better. 0
#559 - antiponiesuser (11/25/2012) [-]
getting to the point
#558 - antiponiesuser (11/25/2012) [-]
#565 - theholytoast (11/25/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo
#557 - antiponiesuser (11/25/2012) [-]
#556 - antiponiesuser (11/25/2012) [-]
#16 - This had me in tears 11/25/2012 on How I feel at the gym 0
#383 - yo bro, u dumb biatch! U MAD BRO?!?! lololol le i le started l… 11/25/2012 on Why video games are better. +5
#53 - I do not find this many funny at all. His idea of a j… 11/18/2012 on My Cousin.... -6
#534 - Picture 11/12/2012 on Life & Death +7
#530 - Fuck off. 11/12/2012 on Life & Death +3
#35 - MFW when I realized it wasn't a captcha. 11/10/2012 on graffiti like a sir +1
#155 - So your argument is that you have no issue with people using c… 11/05/2012 on A BAG OF WEED?! 0
#113 - But, surely the point of smoking weed is to get stoned?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/05/2012 on A BAG OF WEED?! +4
User avatar #144 - willindor (11/05/2012) [-]
Smoking weed to get stoned is the same as drinking alcohol to get drunk. It may feel good but it is bad for a persons health.
User avatar #155 - theholytoast (11/05/2012) [-]
So your argument is that you have no issue with people using cannabis, but they should only smoke enough so they don't get stoned? You realize this gives them no reason to smoke weed in the first place.

That's like buying a chair and then only use it to stand on.
User avatar #153 - gmarrox (11/05/2012) [-]
Except weed doesn't make you violently ill or cause liver disease or cancer.
#198204 - Could I please have that too?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#225 - How the fuck do we know? We don't have the same friends as you.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2012 on Sheldon +2
User avatar #227 - thunderkrux (10/29/2012) [-]
I don't even have friends
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