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#60 - Ye-ye-yes ma'am (nervous voice crack)  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2012 on Girl's logic +1
User avatar #63 - hellastellakitty (08/15/2012) [-]
Good. Now. It's time for sex.
#51 - Whu-whut  [+] (3 new replies) 08/15/2012 on Girl's logic +1
User avatar #54 - hellastellakitty (08/15/2012) [-]
Your adorable, I want you, we're getting married. Are we on the same page now?
User avatar #60 - thehandofgod (08/15/2012) [-]
Ye-ye-yes ma'am (nervous voice crack)
User avatar #63 - hellastellakitty (08/15/2012) [-]
Good. Now. It's time for sex.
#19 - I meant bulk, nit build. 08/15/2012 on Girl's logic +1
#18 - I actually just got my hair cut. And What do you mean my build…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2012 on Girl's logic +1
User avatar #20 - lordpsa (08/15/2012) [-]
You would just benefit from losing some weight.
You have a thick neck, which makes your chin line seem softer.
I can't see all of your chin passed the phone, though.
Everything about you that can't be changed looks fine.
You're not ugly.
You look nice. Not "nice" in a gramda trying to compliment you sense.
As in, your facial features and over-weight nature make you seem like a kind person at a casual glance. You seem non-threatening and I would find myself relaxed around you. You could have it much worse.
#15 - I know this is weird to ask, but how do you think I fall in this?  [+] (9 new replies) 08/15/2012 on Girl's logic 0
User avatar #24 - hellastellakitty (08/15/2012) [-]
You're adorable.
That's it.
Adorable guy on the internet.
WE'RE GETTING MARRIED.
User avatar #51 - thehandofgod (08/15/2012) [-]
Whu-whut
User avatar #54 - hellastellakitty (08/15/2012) [-]
Your adorable, I want you, we're getting married. Are we on the same page now?
User avatar #60 - thehandofgod (08/15/2012) [-]
Ye-ye-yes ma'am (nervous voice crack)
User avatar #63 - hellastellakitty (08/15/2012) [-]
Good. Now. It's time for sex.
User avatar #16 - lordpsa (08/15/2012) [-]
You have average facial features, which is good, but your bulk and your hair cut make your face look more feminine.
The only other thing unattractive about you physically is just your weight, which is probably fixable.
User avatar #19 - thehandofgod (08/15/2012) [-]
I meant bulk, nit build.
User avatar #18 - thehandofgod (08/15/2012) [-]
I actually just got my hair cut. And What do you mean my build exactly? And I've always been a little overweight
User avatar #20 - lordpsa (08/15/2012) [-]
You would just benefit from losing some weight.
You have a thick neck, which makes your chin line seem softer.
I can't see all of your chin passed the phone, though.
Everything about you that can't be changed looks fine.
You're not ugly.
You look nice. Not "nice" in a gramda trying to compliment you sense.
As in, your facial features and over-weight nature make you seem like a kind person at a casual glance. You seem non-threatening and I would find myself relaxed around you. You could have it much worse.
#69 - Great Hey, i hate to cut you off, but My dad just got up, so i…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2012 on thehandofgod's profile 0
User avatar #70 - drewpy (08/11/2012) [-]
lol alright, dude we have school in like, 9 days.
#67 - CHERKERN DERMPRING MRSTER RRCE. No, but seriously, h…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/11/2012 on thehandofgod's profile 0
User avatar #68 - drewpy (08/11/2012) [-]
I just got home today, and it was fun. :3
User avatar #69 - thehandofgod (08/11/2012) [-]
Great Hey, i hate to cut you off, but My dad just got up, so i'm going to sleep. I'll talk to you soon :)
User avatar #70 - drewpy (08/11/2012) [-]
lol alright, dude we have school in like, 9 days.
#65 - Chicken Noddle plox.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/11/2012 on thehandofgod's profile 0
User avatar #66 - drewpy (08/11/2012) [-]
NU.

CHICKEN DUMPLING MASTER RACE
User avatar #67 - thehandofgod (08/11/2012) [-]
CHERKERN DERMPRING MRSTER RRCE.

No, but seriously, hows vacations?
User avatar #68 - drewpy (08/11/2012) [-]
I just got home today, and it was fun. :3
User avatar #69 - thehandofgod (08/11/2012) [-]
Great Hey, i hate to cut you off, but My dad just got up, so i'm going to sleep. I'll talk to you soon :)
User avatar #70 - drewpy (08/11/2012) [-]
lol alright, dude we have school in like, 9 days.
#63 - high  [+] (7 new replies) 08/11/2012 on thehandofgod's profile 0
User avatar #64 - drewpy (08/11/2012) [-]
Soup?
User avatar #65 - thehandofgod (08/11/2012) [-]
Chicken Noddle plox.
User avatar #66 - drewpy (08/11/2012) [-]
NU.

CHICKEN DUMPLING MASTER RACE
User avatar #67 - thehandofgod (08/11/2012) [-]
CHERKERN DERMPRING MRSTER RRCE.

No, but seriously, hows vacations?
User avatar #68 - drewpy (08/11/2012) [-]
I just got home today, and it was fun. :3
User avatar #69 - thehandofgod (08/11/2012) [-]
Great Hey, i hate to cut you off, but My dad just got up, so i'm going to sleep. I'll talk to you soon :)
User avatar #70 - drewpy (08/11/2012) [-]
lol alright, dude we have school in like, 9 days.
#60 - Der  [+] (9 new replies) 08/11/2012 on thehandofgod's profile 0
User avatar #62 - drewpy (08/11/2012) [-]
hi
User avatar #63 - thehandofgod (08/11/2012) [-]
high
User avatar #64 - drewpy (08/11/2012) [-]
Soup?
User avatar #65 - thehandofgod (08/11/2012) [-]
Chicken Noddle plox.
User avatar #66 - drewpy (08/11/2012) [-]
NU.

CHICKEN DUMPLING MASTER RACE
User avatar #67 - thehandofgod (08/11/2012) [-]
CHERKERN DERMPRING MRSTER RRCE.

No, but seriously, hows vacations?
User avatar #68 - drewpy (08/11/2012) [-]
I just got home today, and it was fun. :3
User avatar #69 - thehandofgod (08/11/2012) [-]
Great Hey, i hate to cut you off, but My dad just got up, so i'm going to sleep. I'll talk to you soon :)
User avatar #70 - drewpy (08/11/2012) [-]
lol alright, dude we have school in like, 9 days.
#502 - Someone used your oc, just thought i'd let ya know w…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2012 on drewpy's profile 0
User avatar #503 - drewpy (08/11/2012) [-]
Hahaha what the hell.
#211 - I read this chart incorrectly, and I thought this was a hate p… 08/10/2012 on Speaks the truth +2
#54 - You've been warned  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2012 on thehandofgod's profile 0
User avatar #55 - haaaxderp (07/30/2012) [-]
nothing too bad here
#52 - By the way, pay no attention to the rest of the shit on my profile.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/30/2012 on thehandofgod's profile 0
User avatar #53 - haaaxderp (07/30/2012) [-]
that just made me look
User avatar #54 - thehandofgod (07/30/2012) [-]
You've been warned
User avatar #55 - haaaxderp (07/30/2012) [-]
nothing too bad here
#50 - I'm sorry. I did the last time i did a comment, i just forgot …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/30/2012 on thehandofgod's profile 0
User avatar #51 - haaaxderp (07/30/2012) [-]
It's alright, 104 thumbs for that comment is more than enough.
User avatar #52 - thehandofgod (07/30/2012) [-]
By the way, pay no attention to the rest of the shit on my profile.
User avatar #53 - haaaxderp (07/30/2012) [-]
that just made me look
User avatar #54 - thehandofgod (07/30/2012) [-]
You've been warned
User avatar #55 - haaaxderp (07/30/2012) [-]
nothing too bad here
#3 - AGREED 07/29/2012 on Religion 0
#147 - iseewhatyoudidthere.gif 07/29/2012 on Most people. +2
#199 - I think xxnx. com is the way to go. MUCH more choices and categories. 07/23/2012 on Spongebob's got it figured out +1
#195 - Being homosexual is just fine, but you're just being a stupid … 07/23/2012 on Spongebob's got it figured out +4
#23 - seniorawesomesauce 07/22/2012 on Type admi­n 0
#522 - When i was little, my mom and I would go to IGA (a little stor… 07/22/2012 on What a man. +1
#107 - Aaannnnddd then he got fired and sued for invasion on private … 07/22/2012 on mac vs pc 0
#376 - Maybe appa was older. 07/21/2012 on Oh Toph 0
#372 - Nigga he dead  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2012 on Oh Toph 0
#375 - anthonygose (07/21/2012) [-]
But Momo is still alive?
User avatar #376 - thehandofgod (07/21/2012) [-]
Maybe appa was older.
#390 - what episode is this from? I don't remember it very specifically. 07/19/2012 on Truth hurts 0
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#81 - padorak (03/15/2013) [-]
gif dump
gif dump
#79 - phanact (12/16/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #78 - padorak (10/18/2012) [-]
GOD DOMMOT PHWOP WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!
#77 - padorak (09/11/2012) [-]
my new fav gif
my new fav gif
User avatar #76 - drewpy (08/27/2012) [-]
PHIL ANSWER YOUR SHIT
User avatar #75 - thadin (08/24/2012) [-]
Could you atleast ask the people in the comments before you make it in to a content?
It rustled my jimmies that you didn't.
#74 - padorak (08/19/2012) [-]
fuckinh lol
#73 - padorak (08/19/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#72 - padorak (08/19/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #71 - padorak (08/18/2012) [-]
wanna trade items fagot
User avatar #61 - drewpy (08/11/2012) [-]
Phil
User avatar #59 - drewpy (08/11/2012) [-]
Phil
User avatar #58 - drewpy (08/11/2012) [-]
Phil
User avatar #57 - drewpy (08/11/2012) [-]
Phil
User avatar #62 to #60 - drewpy (08/11/2012) [-]
hi
User avatar #64 to #63 - drewpy (08/11/2012) [-]
Soup?
User avatar #65 to #64 - thehandofgod (08/11/2012) [-]
Chicken Noddle plox.
User avatar #66 to #65 - drewpy (08/11/2012) [-]
NU.

CHICKEN DUMPLING MASTER RACE
User avatar #67 to #66 - thehandofgod (08/11/2012) [-]
CHERKERN DERMPRING MRSTER RRCE.

No, but seriously, hows vacations?
User avatar #68 to #67 - drewpy (08/11/2012) [-]
I just got home today, and it was fun. :3
User avatar #69 to #68 - thehandofgod (08/11/2012) [-]
Great Hey, i hate to cut you off, but My dad just got up, so i'm going to sleep. I'll talk to you soon :)
User avatar #70 to #69 - drewpy (08/11/2012) [-]
lol alright, dude we have school in like, 9 days.
User avatar #56 - drewpy (08/02/2012) [-]
HEY NIGBOT.
I haven't talked to you in FOREVER.
Why you no talk to me? YOU HATE ME?!
THEHANDOFGOD, WHY DO YOU HATE ME PHIL? WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE?!?
User avatar #49 - haaaxderp (07/30/2012) [-]
I'll take it as a compliment that you found my comment funny enough to be content, but really, next time you screencap some comments, post a link so they can get thumbs.
User avatar #50 to #49 - thehandofgod (07/30/2012) [-]
I'm sorry. I did the last time i did a comment, i just forgot to this time. My bad bro :(
User avatar #51 to #50 - haaaxderp (07/30/2012) [-]
It's alright, 104 thumbs for that comment is more than enough.
User avatar #52 to #51 - thehandofgod (07/30/2012) [-]
By the way, pay no attention to the rest of the shit on my profile.
User avatar #53 to #52 - haaaxderp (07/30/2012) [-]
that just made me look
User avatar #54 to #53 - thehandofgod (07/30/2012) [-]
You've been warned
User avatar #55 to #54 - haaaxderp (07/30/2012) [-]
nothing too bad here
#48 - seanlafool (07/12/2012) [-]
Ganaga Spongegar.
#47 - padorak (07/12/2012) [-]
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#46 - padorak (07/12/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
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