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|#81 - Hey FJ, i know this is not exactly the place to ask, but I hav… [+] (25 new replies)||11/26/2012 on She'll squirt buckets.||+4|
#314 - thehandofgod (11/26/2012) [-]
Because I don't want to end up like a lot of retarded teenage couples. When you do stuff too early, you have nothing to look forward to and I feel like that causes relationships to end faster. I have morals as well, and kinda don't believe in too much stuff when you're too young.
#364 - sausageparty (11/26/2012) [-]
Well that's your choice and that's fine. Personally I see sex as a natural part of a healthy relationship, and 16 isn't too young to have sex at all. I don't know what your reasons for having this belief really is (religion, upbringing, culture) or whether there even is a certain reason for it other than just not wanting to. Of course you should do what you want. I just don't hope that you're "holding back" because of some moral belief system imposed on you through your upbringing.
Unfortunately popular western culture has grown a tendency of being overprotecting of young people when it comes to sexuality, often resulting only in more taboo and obscurity around the subject and actually creating a counter reaction increasing the problems that they were trying to protect against in the first place such as teenage pregnancy or STDs.
It amuses me how people in western society in general tends to let the social and cultural standards of the past approximately 100 years define their idea of what is natural for a species that has existed for a couple of 100 thousand years and have measurably had the same behavioural patterns and instincts for the past approximately 50 000 years. You don't even have to look very far back in history before seeing complete normality of marriage at the age of 13-14 for females. Of course I'm not trying to advocate that people should marry at the age of 14 in a modern society, but I do try to advocate that seeing sexuality among legal minors as sick or unnatural is absolutely ridiculous.
Sorry for the rant
#141 - huntergriff (11/26/2012) [-]
>once she's enticed by said carrots, ask her to hang out, perhaps go for a cup of coffee
>Sit outside at a table, and talk to her about her day
>have a couple of homeless people wearing ski masks (that you bought for them) come out of nowhere and have them attempt to mug her.
>Fight said homeless people off with your magical crotch lasers.
Pic relevant because YFW.
#135 - Myfoot (11/26/2012) [-]
I know how you feel bro, I remember my first girlfriend. My problem was I always over thought everything, and then I'd get all awkward and freeze up because of it. Just do it, she clearly wants you to kiss her. I know it doesn't seem that simple, but it really is. Don't over think it. If you need to build yourself up to it, start by kissing her on the cheek, and then just go with it.
#118 - WootBoot (11/26/2012) [-]
I know how you feel man, i started dating my first gf around 2 months ago and it took me soo long to kiss her. Just lock eyes with her, tell her she's beautiful (if she has hair that gets in her eyes then brush it over her ear and lightly hold your hand on her face) and go for it. Or if you're giving her a hug then pull back a little near the end of it, move your hands to her waist, make eye contact, then lean in and kiss her. I hope that helped. The most important thing is to just man up and do it, chances are if you've been going out for a month then she won't reject you
#117 - kyrian (11/26/2012) [-]
I know how you feel. There's the nervousness and anxiety, that urging feeling to tell you to just do it, but you're scared to. Your heart will be pounding. That moment comes when she gives you that look that says she wants you, that shy, flirty look that makes her eyes sparkle and makes your stomach flutter. This is when you have to just clear your mind for that split second and just go for it. You will both love it. Goosebumps all over. It's time, you should do it before the opportunity slips away. You will regret it if you don't. I was always scared of things like that as a teenager. I didn't lose my virginity until I was 18. I kinda regretted not taking those opportunities that were laid out right in front of me.
#105 - elenana (11/26/2012) [-]
It all works out, just kiss her. But if it seems like its a big step or scares you to just go for it, you can do some cute stuff like tickle her and tease her a bit, then as the moment seems right you stroke her cheek a little bit or her hair and just go for it. Cant really say much more its been so long since I was beta but best answer is to just go balls out and put yourself out there.
#96 - davidokuro (11/26/2012) [-]
It really doesn't matter how you do it. You can straight ask "Can I kiss you?" or you can just kiss her. If she's dating you, odds are she'll want to kiss you too and won't really reject you unless the situation is obviously wrong (like in a crowded subway or something).
#101 - thehandofgod (11/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, a couple weeks ago, we went to the movies (a nearly empty theater) and we joked around a lot and both laughed a lot, and, no joke, like 7 times, we locked eyes and I could tell she wanted to kiss, but each time I fucking beta'd out and just ate another piece of candy. I'm not going to let more opportunities slip like that again
#106 - thehandofgod (11/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, I think a lot of it's also preconceived ideas and traditions in our culture that guys always have to make the first move, and she's already shy as fucking balls, so it isn't a great boost to anything. And I have kissed her cheek before and I cuddle up with her whenever I can (while watching a movie or something).
#92 - anonymous (11/26/2012) [-]
how is it even possible to be dating for a month at age 16 and not even fucking kiss? i mean, dude, what the fuck do you call dating? it looks like you two are just good friends.
it's time to alpha it up a bit nigger.
INB4: red thumbs to the anon who isn't entitled to an opinion and who can't inb4.
INB4: log in and say that like a man.
#120 - anonymous (11/26/2012) [-]
To anon -
You sir, need to repect that someone else prefers to move at a slower pace, and not rush things. A relationship can be succesful whether it goes fast or slow.
#98 - thehandofgod (11/26/2012) [-]
Well, anon, the real reason we haven't kissed is because we go to different schools and we don't see each other as much as other couples, or as much as i would like to. We see each other every weekend or two and text everyday. I know it doesn't sound like a strong relationship, but it's good and I love what I have with her.
#157 - anonymous (11/26/2012) [-]
Yeah like most of the people said just go in for it, when i do it i dont even think, just make sure its a somewhat right moment and look into her eyes and then at her lips, if she has any sense in her she will know its about to happen, chances are she wants to kiss you but as the man you're always expected to make the first move, once you kiss her it will be alot easier to kiss her whenever you like from on out!
#93 - anonymous (11/26/2012) [-]
Whatever you do, please for the love of god don't do that! Just go for it man, be confident, like beepboopbingslam said it's not a big deal.
#91 - pewpewmagic (11/26/2012) [-]
Just do it, take her by suprise, with my ex when I got my first feel of the goodies coz I just did it, she laughed and encouraged me. With kissing as you lean in, you'll be able to tell if she is interested or not by if she leans forward (towards you) or backwards.
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