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#3767 - **thehamoflightning rolls 935,615,258** 07/18/2014 on Roll for Red 0
#234 - Yes pls. 06/06/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 3 0
#84 - ****** forgot to login, jeez. 10/10 will watch again! 05/06/2014 on Girl gets hit with a shovel 0
#52 - Well, considering my breeding-machine is a mighty fine example… 01/22/2014 on Useful 0
#50 - Thanks for the tips! Just found out today, that my child-stuck…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/21/2014 on Useful 0
User avatar #51 - dutchfag (01/21/2014) [-]
why not orc male? orc master race
#52 - thehamoflightning (01/22/2014) [-]
Well, considering my breeding-machine is a mighty fine example of a human lady, the whole orc part fell through. Next time perhaps!
#162 - My bad, I see it now. Was drunk at the time of writing it. … 01/04/2014 on Violence for violence 0
#139 - In my case, I found "escapes". I started playing liv…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2013 on Violence for violence 0
User avatar #160 - longboarders (01/02/2014) [-]
I'm talking about in your story. You jumped straight from being bullied to being happily in love. No transitions. Your comment does answer my next question though, which was, "How did you get through your bullying?"
#162 - thehamoflightning (01/04/2014) [-]
My bad, I see it now. Was drunk at the time of writing it.
Well, basicly nothing exciting happened in my life from those incidents and up until a few years ago (I'm turning 24 in March to give you an idea of the timespan), where I met my girlfriend Hope that helps explaining a bit.
#10 - ******* story time, cause I'm drunk and why the …  [+] (14 new replies) 12/28/2013 on Violence for violence +39
User avatar #119 - longboarders (12/28/2013) [-]
How the fuck did you go from being 10 years old and getting bullied to finding the love of your life and being happy?
#139 - thehamoflightning (12/28/2013) [-]
In my case, I found "escapes". I started playing live roleplay and got other likeminded friends there. That eventually got me into WoW and the whole internet thingy, which did alot for my self-esteem at that point.
As for the bullying, I tried not to make too much of a deal out of myself, sticked to my friends and got through that period of life. Was tough, I admit, but nothing in life is easy and I can honestly say, that I made a whole lot more out of my potential than all those retarded bullies.
User avatar #160 - longboarders (01/02/2014) [-]
I'm talking about in your story. You jumped straight from being bullied to being happily in love. No transitions. Your comment does answer my next question though, which was, "How did you get through your bullying?"
#162 - thehamoflightning (01/04/2014) [-]
My bad, I see it now. Was drunk at the time of writing it.
Well, basicly nothing exciting happened in my life from those incidents and up until a few years ago (I'm turning 24 in March to give you an idea of the timespan), where I met my girlfriend Hope that helps explaining a bit.
#21 - strikeoflightning (12/28/2013) [-]
...Brother?
#15 - infinitereaper (12/28/2013) [-]
>Be me 15, living in Louisiana
>Surrounded by niggertrons
>Constantly fucked with by black people
>not surprised when I see white kid becoming racist
>one day nig nig and nigs decide to fuck with me and my friends, threatens me
>tell him to "hit me I fucking dare you"
>he hits me
>unleashthedonkeykong.jpg
>proceed to play the drums of my people on nigs skull with my fists
>responds with bear hug
>changed his mind about fighting, too late, I'm going bannanas
>Black on the outside white on the inside friend decides to help out
>Punches nig nigs other nig friend
>other nig thinks I did it
>sucker punches me from behind and throws me across the schoolyard
>proceeds to kick the shit out of me
>teachers come and break it up
>we're all sent the office
>bump fists with nig I donkey konged
>"You handled your shit"
>+1 respect
>we all got suspended
>somehow got the credit amongst all the adults for "throwing a kid across the schoolyard and beating the shit out of him"
>mfw
#128 - anonymous (12/28/2013) [-]
sauce?
User avatar #138 - infinitereaper (12/28/2013) [-]
yokozura quartet
#52 - skindread (12/28/2013) [-]
the fuck would you bump fists with a retard ?
This guy is clearly a drop kick and you bumping fists means you respect him back
User avatar #74 - infinitereaper (12/28/2013) [-]
The less enemies you have the less problems you have.
And perhaps more importantly,
men speak with their fists.

I was 15 dude.
#13 - hyeroshi (12/28/2013) [-]
#12 - anonymous (12/28/2013) [-]
WHO GIVES A FUCK!
User avatar #16 - ktbmnf (12/28/2013) [-]
rood
#14 - hyeroshi (12/28/2013) [-]
I do.
#687 - Candy Crush and League of Legends.... Gotta swap dem … 11/04/2013 on description 0
#2 - The first image is not equal to the second one. Look at the he…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/13/2013 on What in the what? -24
User avatar #14 - turdburgalar (09/14/2013) [-]
Does anyone really care?
#4 - paradoxpoetic (09/13/2013) [-]
I don't remember the link but there's a video where it shows the entire process of piecing everything together to appear as if there are separate parts.
User avatar #28 - coolcalx (09/14/2013) [-]
man.. that music was annoying.
User avatar #29 - hates (09/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, most of the comments on the youtube page are related to the choice of music
#3 - anonymous (09/13/2013) [-]
They changed the angle. The first is straight on the second is slightly to the left.
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User avatar #1 - supersobbie (08/02/2012) [-]
amazing **** . would love to see some pics of you
#2 to #1 - thehamoflightning (08/02/2012) [-]
Of me? Or my ex GF?
User avatar #3 to #2 - supersobbie (08/02/2012) [-]
ex gf. thought u were a girl cuz u regretted a bj vid
#4 to #3 - thehamoflightning (08/02/2012) [-]
Thought that was how you percepted it ;) Well I do not have any pictures of her anymore I'm afraid, all got deleted after the break up and this video is the only thing left ;)
User avatar #5 to #4 - supersobbie (08/02/2012) [-]
oh okay haha. she looked good at sucking dick
#6 to #5 - thehamoflightning (08/02/2012) [-]
She was flawless ;)
User avatar #7 to #6 - supersobbie (08/02/2012) [-]
i bet.
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