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#77 - Serial numbers on products are usually very long. Most are 12+…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2014 on Farcry 6 +1
#78 - firesky (05/16/2014) [-]
That's the whole joke? Meh. The deputy one is better.

Thanks for explaining tough.
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#79 - thegrimreaver (05/16/2014) [-]
My dad occasionally makes the joke that he's so old, his social security number is 5.
#119 - If I had an extraneous flap of skin that served no biological …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2014 on "Clean Cut" +1
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#121 - konradkurze (05/16/2014) [-]
.....cont

hell i had unprotected sex with a hooker, had a nice hot shower after to get clean, and the ONLY problem i suffered was a sad dick that i couldnt afford to hire her every week, as for STD's....not a one
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#120 - konradkurze (05/16/2014) [-]
ummmm you were born with it as a natural leftover from the evolutionary change

male mammals have a thing called a sheathe that protects the penis from harm, yes as mankind has changed we have had less use for it due to the development of clothing protecting parts of our body, but cutting parts off simply because we feel we dont need them is ridiculous

you may as well say "we can build face masks, so we dont need our noses to warm air going into our lungs or stop inhaling particles in the air, lets cut our noses off"

limiting numbers of people does come necessary when there may come times of food shortages from overpopulation or in times when the people dangerously outnumbered the army's powers to subdue uprisings against the leadership...

just look at china, they had the worry of overpopulation so began that 1-child policy....or nazi germany not wanting the risk of jews reproducing so forced them to be steralized.....or hell in africa where food is short bcause the apes are shitty farmers and the local warlords steal most food, they need to keep numbers down to make do with what food they can keep

we should also keep an eye open in these times when technology does most things and we dont need that many people to support life anymore....a couple men and a few machines can easily do the work a few hundred used to do, with that in mind it is all too possible for the leadership to cull people and not suffer any drop in production levels

plus for your rant...the 'expert advice' of medical practitioners is suspect.....they make their entire careers out of providing services to sick people...if their advice was true then there would be less sick people aka less patients for them, and they would lose business and money from it....

so kinda step back and think about it Grimmy.......the 'medical experts' just want to lure people into false senses of security so they get sick and come to them for diagnosis and medication at a profit to the doctors
#2 - Well, that's a shame. You might have learned something interes…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2014 on A mild rant, followed by... +3
#3 - soapsalesman (05/16/2014) [-]
okay, I promise I read it when it gets frontpage or later
#113 - That's great, and good on you for taking care of your body. …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/16/2014 on "Clean Cut" 0
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#114 - konradkurze (05/16/2014) [-]
so all in all we're just meant to cut parts off our body if it means being 'safer'

also, thinking on a tangent here....some tribals in africa cut the clit off little girls before they hit their teens because removing that sensitive part of their body makes them less driven by sex when they become hormonal teens
it is highly likely that circumcision was also begun for that very reason, lower mens sex drive by lowering the power to feel sensation down there

it makes sense as a population control method, given how many empires have had isues with large numbers of the lower classes breeding like rats and threatening the leaders power to control them,....circumcise them so they dont reproduce as fast and then find ways to kill off the excess of adults with a war or two
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#119 - thegrimreaver (05/16/2014) [-]
If I had an extraneous flap of skin that served no biological purpose anywhere else on my body, you bet your ass I'd get it removed if it meant lowering the likelihood of getting a disease later on down the road.

That's an interesting theory, except there's no tangible correlation between circumcision and loss of feeling. Just anecdotal stories.

Also going off on a tangent here, why would empires want to limit the number of their subjects. More people means more people doing work for the empire, more people paying taxes, and more people to join the military. The only ones who would want less of that, are the nobility that are already unpopular with the people.

Back on track, here's an infographic type post I made, after the OP here deleted the information I'd made in a post.
www.funnyjunk.com/A+mild+rant+followed+by+knowledge/funny-pictures/5143536/
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#121 - konradkurze (05/16/2014) [-]
.....cont

hell i had unprotected sex with a hooker, had a nice hot shower after to get clean, and the ONLY problem i suffered was a sad dick that i couldnt afford to hire her every week, as for STD's....not a one
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#120 - konradkurze (05/16/2014) [-]
ummmm you were born with it as a natural leftover from the evolutionary change

male mammals have a thing called a sheathe that protects the penis from harm, yes as mankind has changed we have had less use for it due to the development of clothing protecting parts of our body, but cutting parts off simply because we feel we dont need them is ridiculous

you may as well say "we can build face masks, so we dont need our noses to warm air going into our lungs or stop inhaling particles in the air, lets cut our noses off"

limiting numbers of people does come necessary when there may come times of food shortages from overpopulation or in times when the people dangerously outnumbered the army's powers to subdue uprisings against the leadership...

just look at china, they had the worry of overpopulation so began that 1-child policy....or nazi germany not wanting the risk of jews reproducing so forced them to be steralized.....or hell in africa where food is short bcause the apes are shitty farmers and the local warlords steal most food, they need to keep numbers down to make do with what food they can keep

we should also keep an eye open in these times when technology does most things and we dont need that many people to support life anymore....a couple men and a few machines can easily do the work a few hundred used to do, with that in mind it is all too possible for the leadership to cull people and not suffer any drop in production levels

plus for your rant...the 'expert advice' of medical practitioners is suspect.....they make their entire careers out of providing services to sick people...if their advice was true then there would be less sick people aka less patients for them, and they would lose business and money from it....

so kinda step back and think about it Grimmy.......the 'medical experts' just want to lure people into false senses of security so they get sick and come to them for diagnosis and medication at a profit to the doctors
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#105 - Well, that's a given. Circumcision isn't a magical replacement…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/16/2014 on "Clean Cut" 0
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#109 - konradkurze (05/16/2014) [-]
well theres a few simple things guys can do, like bathe regularly, be careful what they stick their dicks into, and ya know...actually use condoms

hell im uncut, ive been with a girl or two who were kinda dodgy...but this magical invention called a fucking condom helped me avoid stds
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#113 - thegrimreaver (05/16/2014) [-]
That's great, and good on you for taking care of your body.

However, there has been evidence shown that if two men, one circumcised, and one not, given the exact same hygiene regimen and use of protection during sex, the circumcised man will have a lesser chance of contracting something.
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#114 - konradkurze (05/16/2014) [-]
so all in all we're just meant to cut parts off our body if it means being 'safer'

also, thinking on a tangent here....some tribals in africa cut the clit off little girls before they hit their teens because removing that sensitive part of their body makes them less driven by sex when they become hormonal teens
it is highly likely that circumcision was also begun for that very reason, lower mens sex drive by lowering the power to feel sensation down there

it makes sense as a population control method, given how many empires have had isues with large numbers of the lower classes breeding like rats and threatening the leaders power to control them,....circumcise them so they dont reproduce as fast and then find ways to kill off the excess of adults with a war or two
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#119 - thegrimreaver (05/16/2014) [-]
If I had an extraneous flap of skin that served no biological purpose anywhere else on my body, you bet your ass I'd get it removed if it meant lowering the likelihood of getting a disease later on down the road.

That's an interesting theory, except there's no tangible correlation between circumcision and loss of feeling. Just anecdotal stories.

Also going off on a tangent here, why would empires want to limit the number of their subjects. More people means more people doing work for the empire, more people paying taxes, and more people to join the military. The only ones who would want less of that, are the nobility that are already unpopular with the people.

Back on track, here's an infographic type post I made, after the OP here deleted the information I'd made in a post.
www.funnyjunk.com/A+mild+rant+followed+by+knowledge/funny-pictures/5143536/
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#121 - konradkurze (05/16/2014) [-]
.....cont

hell i had unprotected sex with a hooker, had a nice hot shower after to get clean, and the ONLY problem i suffered was a sad dick that i couldnt afford to hire her every week, as for STD's....not a one
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#120 - konradkurze (05/16/2014) [-]
ummmm you were born with it as a natural leftover from the evolutionary change

male mammals have a thing called a sheathe that protects the penis from harm, yes as mankind has changed we have had less use for it due to the development of clothing protecting parts of our body, but cutting parts off simply because we feel we dont need them is ridiculous

you may as well say "we can build face masks, so we dont need our noses to warm air going into our lungs or stop inhaling particles in the air, lets cut our noses off"

limiting numbers of people does come necessary when there may come times of food shortages from overpopulation or in times when the people dangerously outnumbered the army's powers to subdue uprisings against the leadership...

just look at china, they had the worry of overpopulation so began that 1-child policy....or nazi germany not wanting the risk of jews reproducing so forced them to be steralized.....or hell in africa where food is short bcause the apes are shitty farmers and the local warlords steal most food, they need to keep numbers down to make do with what food they can keep

we should also keep an eye open in these times when technology does most things and we dont need that many people to support life anymore....a couple men and a few machines can easily do the work a few hundred used to do, with that in mind it is all too possible for the leadership to cull people and not suffer any drop in production levels

plus for your rant...the 'expert advice' of medical practitioners is suspect.....they make their entire careers out of providing services to sick people...if their advice was true then there would be less sick people aka less patients for them, and they would lose business and money from it....

so kinda step back and think about it Grimmy.......the 'medical experts' just want to lure people into false senses of security so they get sick and come to them for diagnosis and medication at a profit to the doctors
#82 - "Yeah, well... You're stupid and you smell!" … 05/16/2014 on "Clean Cut" 0
#79 - By not attempting to refute my argument, and simply resorted t…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2014 on "Clean Cut" 0
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#80 - godtherapist (05/16/2014) [-]
That's not a rejection of an argument. That's a refusal to continue to participate.
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#82 - thegrimreaver (05/16/2014) [-]
"Yeah, well...
You're stupid and you smell!"
That's pretty much how you reacted.
#77 - "An ad hominem (Latin for "to the man" or &qu…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/16/2014 on "Clean Cut" 0
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#78 - godtherapist (05/16/2014) [-]
So point out to me where I rejected your argument.
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#79 - thegrimreaver (05/16/2014) [-]
By not attempting to refute my argument, and simply resorted to throwing lame and immature insults at me.
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#80 - godtherapist (05/16/2014) [-]
That's not a rejection of an argument. That's a refusal to continue to participate.
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#82 - thegrimreaver (05/16/2014) [-]
"Yeah, well...
You're stupid and you smell!"
That's pretty much how you reacted.
#74 - Ooh, good use of an ad hominem fallacy. Can't refute my argu…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/16/2014 on "Clean Cut" 0
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#76 - godtherapist (05/16/2014) [-]
You need to learn what an Ad Hominem fallacy is you tainted dick for brains shit eater.

Ad Hom is only committed if I insult you as a way to prove that your argument is wrong. So if I were to say, you're wrong because you like to fuck your own mother in the ass while licking your father anus (which you do) then that would be an ad hom.

On the other hand if I say, you're wrong and that you are also a dog fucking child rapist. That would be an insult and bad form.

If you're going to try and play the fallacy game you should brush up.
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#77 - thegrimreaver (05/16/2014) [-]
"An ad hominem (Latin for "to the man" or "to the person"), short for argumentum ad hominem, is a general category of fallacies in which a claim or argument is rejected on the basis of some irrelevant fact about the author of or the person presenting the claim or argument."

That's precisely what you did. By claiming that my hygiene routine is inadequate by your standards, you sought to invalidate my earlier arguments.
"You have a smelly dick, so everything you said is wrong."
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#78 - godtherapist (05/16/2014) [-]
So point out to me where I rejected your argument.
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#79 - thegrimreaver (05/16/2014) [-]
By not attempting to refute my argument, and simply resorted to throwing lame and immature insults at me.
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#80 - godtherapist (05/16/2014) [-]
That's not a rejection of an argument. That's a refusal to continue to participate.
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#82 - thegrimreaver (05/16/2014) [-]
"Yeah, well...
You're stupid and you smell!"
That's pretty much how you reacted.