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Date Signed Up:10/28/2011
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#657 - Comment deleted 04/22/2014 on Freeeeeeeeeee 0
#32 - It's not actually lava, it's just burning sulfur fumes emanati… 04/20/2014 on Look It Up +3
#511 - Picture 04/20/2014 on Hottest Guys Of FunnyJunk... +2
#20 - Comment deleted 04/17/2014 on Horrible trainwreck, no... +13
#19 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2014 on Horrible trainwreck, no... 0
#21 - mankey Comment deleted by thegrimreaver
#18 - No, I'm talking about it hitting every where. America, Asia, A…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2014 on not sure if unpopular opinion, 0
User avatar #19 - phawsy (04/16/2014) [-]
Hmmm What if god exists and there's something that removes all hateful people? like ridiculous hate like those few feminists that want men dead, west-borough church, kkk and all that?
#8 - Well, imagine if a plague hit us with the same mortality rate …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/16/2014 on not sure if unpopular opinion, 0
User avatar #15 - phawsy (04/16/2014) [-]
It would be safer if it hit america or australia since europe is connected to asia and thats connected to africa. So yea unless your one of those patriots who thinks america is 100% best there is then you need to think about the effects of something happening on such a big scale in a place thats connected to about at least 2/3 of the world
User avatar #18 - thegrimreaver (04/16/2014) [-]
No, I'm talking about it hitting every where. America, Asia, Africa, Europe, Oceania, the whole shebang. Which, when you consider modern airline travel, isn't too far of a stretch. I'm saying that 45 out of every 100 people in the world succumbs to the disease.
User avatar #19 - phawsy (04/16/2014) [-]
Hmmm What if god exists and there's something that removes all hateful people? like ridiculous hate like those few feminists that want men dead, west-borough church, kkk and all that?
#1 - Or a rampant plague of pandemic levels.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/16/2014 on not sure if unpopular opinion, +3
User avatar #3 - ktbmnf (04/16/2014) [-]
but you don't want to wipe the human race off the face of the planet. unless you do, then thats cool.

User avatar #8 - thegrimreaver (04/16/2014) [-]
Well, imagine if a plague hit us with the same mortality rate of the Black Death, regardless of quality of medicine. Estimates say that it wiped out somewhere between 30%-60% of Europe's population, so let's say this plague kills 45% of the population. That brings the world's population of ~7 billion, down to ~3.15 billion.
User avatar #15 - phawsy (04/16/2014) [-]
It would be safer if it hit america or australia since europe is connected to asia and thats connected to africa. So yea unless your one of those patriots who thinks america is 100% best there is then you need to think about the effects of something happening on such a big scale in a place thats connected to about at least 2/3 of the world
User avatar #18 - thegrimreaver (04/16/2014) [-]
No, I'm talking about it hitting every where. America, Asia, Africa, Europe, Oceania, the whole shebang. Which, when you consider modern airline travel, isn't too far of a stretch. I'm saying that 45 out of every 100 people in the world succumbs to the disease.
User avatar #19 - phawsy (04/16/2014) [-]
Hmmm What if god exists and there's something that removes all hateful people? like ridiculous hate like those few feminists that want men dead, west-borough church, kkk and all that?
#13 - Comment deleted 04/16/2014 on In Your Opinion; {Desc} +1
#35 - Now, be a dear and go out and get 2 bottles of chocolate syrup…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2014 on Send Casino Gifts +2
#38 - shagtastic (04/16/2014) [-]
Anything else?
#32 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 04/16/2014 on Send Casino Gifts +2
#33 - shagtastic (04/16/2014) [-]
Meh, Fair enough.
#35 - thegrimreaver (04/16/2014) [-]
Now, be a dear and go out and get 2 bottles of chocolate syrup, a box of full arm-length plastic gloves, and a set of jumper cables.
#38 - shagtastic (04/16/2014) [-]
Anything else?
#29 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 04/16/2014 on Send Casino Gifts +2
#30 - shagtastic (04/16/2014) [-]
#32 - thegrimreaver (04/16/2014) [-]
#33 - shagtastic (04/16/2014) [-]
Meh, Fair enough.
#35 - thegrimreaver (04/16/2014) [-]
Now, be a dear and go out and get 2 bottles of chocolate syrup, a box of full arm-length plastic gloves, and a set of jumper cables.
#38 - shagtastic (04/16/2014) [-]
Anything else?
#11 - I'm gonna show my inner-geek the light of day, so brace yourse…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2014 on A funeral fit for a king. 0
User avatar #13 - asheskirata (04/15/2014) [-]
And, on the topic of the body vanish thing, I never really studied too much into it
User avatar #12 - asheskirata (04/15/2014) [-]
I realize that on the cremation part, but I was saying that the imperials didn't care very much for ceremony and just incinerated everything.
#1 - This is why I refuse to drive in Russia in anything less than a tank.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/11/2014 on AHHHHH +283
#49 - parazar (04/12/2014) [-]
This is why I refuse to drive
User avatar #4 - infinitereaper (04/12/2014) [-]
you don't drive a tank in russia
#27 - kristernorge (04/12/2014) [-]
honk honk motherfucker
#28 - anonymous (04/12/2014) [-]
#5 - hjklasdf (04/12/2014) [-]
The tank drives you.
#23 - Jeremy Clarkson is always a good roll. 04/09/2014 on Trying to decide what to... +6
#50 - I dunno if there's any special secret to it. I just went throu… 04/09/2014 on 2 metals 1 rub 0
#38 - I am circumcised, and I don't use lube.  [+] (6 new replies) 04/09/2014 on 2 metals 1 rub 0
User avatar #42 - bakonforall (04/09/2014) [-]
You are talented. And you have me curious. how?
User avatar #50 - thegrimreaver (04/09/2014) [-]
I dunno if there's any special secret to it. I just went through puberty just using my hand without lotion. It's just kind of what I "grew up" with.

Also, my technique is a little odd. I know most guys wrap their hand around their cock, but I just use the palm of my hand along the underside.
User avatar #43 - smokinbutox (04/09/2014) [-]
I am circumcised as well and I've never used lube in my life. It just feels normal, I don't know what the big problem is with people and thinking it sucks to not use lube and fap if you're circumcised.
User avatar #47 - ohhh (04/09/2014) [-]
I did too, until i found the magical world of using conditioner in the shower.
#64 - lolfacejimmy (04/09/2014) [-]
icy hot is best best lube
User avatar #49 - smokinbutox (04/09/2014) [-]
...What? That's a thing? I had no idea.
#8 - NYPD: To protect and serve .  [+] (3 new replies) 04/08/2014 on nypd officer breakdancing +165
#71 - newdevyx (04/09/2014) [-]
**newdevyx rolled image**

and beat you up.
#67 - wmpedo (04/09/2014) [-]
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#3 - An organ is defined as "a collection of tissues joined in… 04/08/2014 on Please don't ban me. +14
#22 - Sir, it is your right to be a flaming cock-faggot, but please.… 04/07/2014 on Fucking mimes, how do they... +4
#44 - Her rage only fuels her (nipple) erection. 04/07/2014 on Love with the past +1
#88 - More accurate if someone took a dump in the toilet he's sleepi…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2014 on so you got drunk +1
User avatar #131 - niggernazi (04/05/2014) [-]
lol
#18 - That is indeed true. If you're going fast enough, the centripe…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/04/2014 on this makes me uncomfortable 0
#24 - deathsn (04/04/2014) [-]
Why not both?
Thanks for the confirmation. It works when the centripedal force is stronger than gravity, right?
#31 - hornyhonky (04/04/2014) [-]
Indeed, in this specific instance your centripedal (not to be confused with centrifugal, which means center-seeking) force would be friction. Friction is a product of your normal force multiplied by the coefficient of friction for such an object, in this case concrete. The faster you go around the circle, the harder you begin to press into the wall as your inertia is taking you forwards while the wall is pressing into your path and curving it. Whilst your speed is taking you around the bowl, a friction force between the cycle and concrete would be produced that would be directed in the upward direction, opposite of the gravitational force which points downwards. When your speed produces a friction force greater than the gravitational force, a state of equilibrium is introduced in which that particular point of the wheel is not falling. When you take into account torque and all that other shit though, you are more than likely going to fall unless you have a really fast cycle sadly, cuz that shit ain't a particle.
#41 - deathsn (04/04/2014) [-]
Thanks Man, have a thumb.
#36 - jaggedpvp (04/04/2014) [-]
#40 - joeytribbiani (04/04/2014) [-]
#29 - I think you mean a 'winch.' Though I am quite a… 04/03/2014 on breaking +1
#88 - I've had orgasms that were less satisfying then watching this … 04/03/2014 on satisfying +6
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User avatar #10 - fistoftheaxis (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes, thank you! It was her bra that was yellow huh?
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