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#88 - Could you possibly convert it into homohms? 05/28/2014 on /k/ and gays +16
#2112 - Well, **** me. I got my comedians mixed up. >.… 05/28/2014 on *roll picture* 0
#2076 - Well, you could do worse than Bill Murray.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2014 on *roll picture* 0
User avatar #2078 - capinsquiggles (05/28/2014) [-]
That's Robin Williams dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire
User avatar #2112 - thegrimreaver (05/28/2014) [-]
Well, fuck me. I got my comedians mixed up. >.<
But the comment still stands, and extends to Robin Williams.
#2073 - I...I don't even know if that's a girl or not... 05/28/2014 on *roll picture* 0
#2071 - **thegrimreaver rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2014 on *roll picture* 0
User avatar #2073 - thegrimreaver (05/28/2014) [-]
I...I don't even know if that's a girl or not...
#2070 - Comment deleted 05/28/2014 on *roll picture* 0
#13 - Much like your own life.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/26/2014 on office minecraft +1
User avatar #14 - phanaict (05/26/2014) [-]
our lives have the same graphics :/ troll harder
#16 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/26/2014) [-]
uh people that need glasses?
User avatar #17 - cumbersome (05/26/2014) [-]
Same graphics, but your console can't handle the highest resolution
#29 - He probably didn't even know what he lost. Also, notice that w… 05/23/2014 on Truck driver needs a raise! 0
#28 - I agree with this. That's the reason there's the rule about dr… 05/23/2014 on Truck driver needs a raise! +1
#8 - #plutoisaplanet2014 05/23/2014 on ndt 0
#133 - I haven't either, just because it's so far away, but I do real…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2014 on HAVE AT THEE 0
#134 - kiaserzerg (05/20/2014) [-]
i just want to go p[laces and hit people. thats really my only goal. i dont bother for knighting or the crown. i just like hitting things.
#131 - Cool stuff. I'm in the Kingdom of the Outlands, out in Colorad…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2014 on HAVE AT THEE 0
#132 - kiaserzerg (05/20/2014) [-]
no i havent actually. only heatd about it. any good?
User avatar #133 - thegrimreaver (05/20/2014) [-]
I haven't either, just because it's so far away, but I do really want to go.
#134 - kiaserzerg (05/20/2014) [-]
i just want to go p[laces and hit people. thats really my only goal. i dont bother for knighting or the crown. i just like hitting things.
#125 - What Kingdom do you belong to, if I may ask?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/20/2014 on HAVE AT THEE 0
#126 - kiaserzerg (05/20/2014) [-]
none. but i join in with a few houses willing to let me during astrella war. im out in the eastern seaboard of america.
User avatar #131 - thegrimreaver (05/20/2014) [-]
Cool stuff. I'm in the Kingdom of the Outlands, out in Colorado.

Have you ever been to the Pennsic War?
#132 - kiaserzerg (05/20/2014) [-]
no i havent actually. only heatd about it. any good?
User avatar #133 - thegrimreaver (05/20/2014) [-]
I haven't either, just because it's so far away, but I do really want to go.
#134 - kiaserzerg (05/20/2014) [-]
i just want to go p[laces and hit people. thats really my only goal. i dont bother for knighting or the crown. i just like hitting things.
#123 - Well, the point isn't to get hurt, it's to have fun. … 05/20/2014 on HAVE AT THEE 0
#122 - There's one guy I've seen at events around here who has a Nati…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/20/2014 on HAVE AT THEE 0
#124 - kiaserzerg (05/20/2014) [-]
theres a household i know of, they dual wield and wear only kidny protectorsm helmet, shoulders and a cup.
User avatar #125 - thegrimreaver (05/20/2014) [-]
What Kingdom do you belong to, if I may ask?
#126 - kiaserzerg (05/20/2014) [-]
none. but i join in with a few houses willing to let me during astrella war. im out in the eastern seaboard of america.
User avatar #131 - thegrimreaver (05/20/2014) [-]
Cool stuff. I'm in the Kingdom of the Outlands, out in Colorado.

Have you ever been to the Pennsic War?
#132 - kiaserzerg (05/20/2014) [-]
no i havent actually. only heatd about it. any good?
User avatar #133 - thegrimreaver (05/20/2014) [-]
I haven't either, just because it's so far away, but I do really want to go.
#134 - kiaserzerg (05/20/2014) [-]
i just want to go p[laces and hit people. thats really my only goal. i dont bother for knighting or the crown. i just like hitting things.
#246 - Or perhaps, consider that there are places where cars are not … 05/19/2014 on F The Police +3
#36 - They don't have a choice for a lot of things. Parents of child… 05/17/2014 on A mild rant, followed by... +1
#34 - The thing is though, is that it's far easier to perform the pr…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2014 on A mild rant, followed by... 0
User avatar #35 - itsthatguyagain (05/17/2014) [-]
But they still don't have the choice.
User avatar #36 - thegrimreaver (05/17/2014) [-]
They don't have a choice for a lot of things. Parents of children have what's known as "power of attorney" over their children, where they can make choices regarding the child's welfare, as the child is not mentally developed yet to understand what's going on.

After all, could you imagine a world where you couldn't give a child a vaccine or a physical if it didn't give you express consent?
#79 - My dad occasionally makes the joke that he's so old, his socia… 05/16/2014 on Farcry 6 0
#77 - Serial numbers on products are usually very long. Most are 12+…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2014 on Farcry 6 +1
#78 - firesky (05/16/2014) [-]
That's the whole joke? Meh. The deputy one is better.

Thanks for explaining tough.
User avatar #79 - thegrimreaver (05/16/2014) [-]
My dad occasionally makes the joke that he's so old, his social security number is 5.
#119 - If I had an extraneous flap of skin that served no biological …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2014 on "Clean Cut" +1
User avatar #121 - konradkurze (05/16/2014) [-]
.....cont

hell i had unprotected sex with a hooker, had a nice hot shower after to get clean, and the ONLY problem i suffered was a sad dick that i couldnt afford to hire her every week, as for STD's....not a one
User avatar #120 - konradkurze (05/16/2014) [-]
ummmm you were born with it as a natural leftover from the evolutionary change

male mammals have a thing called a sheathe that protects the penis from harm, yes as mankind has changed we have had less use for it due to the development of clothing protecting parts of our body, but cutting parts off simply because we feel we dont need them is ridiculous

you may as well say "we can build face masks, so we dont need our noses to warm air going into our lungs or stop inhaling particles in the air, lets cut our noses off"

limiting numbers of people does come necessary when there may come times of food shortages from overpopulation or in times when the people dangerously outnumbered the army's powers to subdue uprisings against the leadership...

just look at china, they had the worry of overpopulation so began that 1-child policy....or nazi germany not wanting the risk of jews reproducing so forced them to be steralized.....or hell in africa where food is short bcause the apes are shitty farmers and the local warlords steal most food, they need to keep numbers down to make do with what food they can keep

we should also keep an eye open in these times when technology does most things and we dont need that many people to support life anymore....a couple men and a few machines can easily do the work a few hundred used to do, with that in mind it is all too possible for the leadership to cull people and not suffer any drop in production levels

plus for your rant...the 'expert advice' of medical practitioners is suspect.....they make their entire careers out of providing services to sick people...if their advice was true then there would be less sick people aka less patients for them, and they would lose business and money from it....

so kinda step back and think about it Grimmy.......the 'medical experts' just want to lure people into false senses of security so they get sick and come to them for diagnosis and medication at a profit to the doctors
#2 - Well, that's a shame. You might have learned something interes…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2014 on A mild rant, followed by... +3
#3 - soapsalesman (05/16/2014) [-]
okay, I promise I read it when it gets frontpage or later
#113 - That's great, and good on you for taking care of your body. …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/16/2014 on "Clean Cut" 0
User avatar #114 - konradkurze (05/16/2014) [-]
so all in all we're just meant to cut parts off our body if it means being 'safer'

also, thinking on a tangent here....some tribals in africa cut the clit off little girls before they hit their teens because removing that sensitive part of their body makes them less driven by sex when they become hormonal teens
it is highly likely that circumcision was also begun for that very reason, lower mens sex drive by lowering the power to feel sensation down there

it makes sense as a population control method, given how many empires have had isues with large numbers of the lower classes breeding like rats and threatening the leaders power to control them,....circumcise them so they dont reproduce as fast and then find ways to kill off the excess of adults with a war or two
User avatar #119 - thegrimreaver (05/16/2014) [-]
If I had an extraneous flap of skin that served no biological purpose anywhere else on my body, you bet your ass I'd get it removed if it meant lowering the likelihood of getting a disease later on down the road.

That's an interesting theory, except there's no tangible correlation between circumcision and loss of feeling. Just anecdotal stories.

Also going off on a tangent here, why would empires want to limit the number of their subjects. More people means more people doing work for the empire, more people paying taxes, and more people to join the military. The only ones who would want less of that, are the nobility that are already unpopular with the people.

Back on track, here's an infographic type post I made, after the OP here deleted the information I'd made in a post.
www.funnyjunk.com/A+mild+rant+followed+by+knowledge/funny-pictures/5143536/
User avatar #121 - konradkurze (05/16/2014) [-]
.....cont

hell i had unprotected sex with a hooker, had a nice hot shower after to get clean, and the ONLY problem i suffered was a sad dick that i couldnt afford to hire her every week, as for STD's....not a one
User avatar #120 - konradkurze (05/16/2014) [-]
ummmm you were born with it as a natural leftover from the evolutionary change

male mammals have a thing called a sheathe that protects the penis from harm, yes as mankind has changed we have had less use for it due to the development of clothing protecting parts of our body, but cutting parts off simply because we feel we dont need them is ridiculous

you may as well say "we can build face masks, so we dont need our noses to warm air going into our lungs or stop inhaling particles in the air, lets cut our noses off"

limiting numbers of people does come necessary when there may come times of food shortages from overpopulation or in times when the people dangerously outnumbered the army's powers to subdue uprisings against the leadership...

just look at china, they had the worry of overpopulation so began that 1-child policy....or nazi germany not wanting the risk of jews reproducing so forced them to be steralized.....or hell in africa where food is short bcause the apes are shitty farmers and the local warlords steal most food, they need to keep numbers down to make do with what food they can keep

we should also keep an eye open in these times when technology does most things and we dont need that many people to support life anymore....a couple men and a few machines can easily do the work a few hundred used to do, with that in mind it is all too possible for the leadership to cull people and not suffer any drop in production levels

plus for your rant...the 'expert advice' of medical practitioners is suspect.....they make their entire careers out of providing services to sick people...if their advice was true then there would be less sick people aka less patients for them, and they would lose business and money from it....

so kinda step back and think about it Grimmy.......the 'medical experts' just want to lure people into false senses of security so they get sick and come to them for diagnosis and medication at a profit to the doctors
#112 - Comment deleted 05/16/2014 on "Clean Cut" 0
#105 - Well, that's a given. Circumcision isn't a magical replacement…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/16/2014 on "Clean Cut" 0
User avatar #109 - konradkurze (05/16/2014) [-]
well theres a few simple things guys can do, like bathe regularly, be careful what they stick their dicks into, and ya know...actually use condoms

hell im uncut, ive been with a girl or two who were kinda dodgy...but this magical invention called a fucking condom helped me avoid stds
User avatar #113 - thegrimreaver (05/16/2014) [-]
That's great, and good on you for taking care of your body.

However, there has been evidence shown that if two men, one circumcised, and one not, given the exact same hygiene regimen and use of protection during sex, the circumcised man will have a lesser chance of contracting something.
User avatar #114 - konradkurze (05/16/2014) [-]
so all in all we're just meant to cut parts off our body if it means being 'safer'

also, thinking on a tangent here....some tribals in africa cut the clit off little girls before they hit their teens because removing that sensitive part of their body makes them less driven by sex when they become hormonal teens
it is highly likely that circumcision was also begun for that very reason, lower mens sex drive by lowering the power to feel sensation down there

it makes sense as a population control method, given how many empires have had isues with large numbers of the lower classes breeding like rats and threatening the leaders power to control them,....circumcise them so they dont reproduce as fast and then find ways to kill off the excess of adults with a war or two
User avatar #119 - thegrimreaver (05/16/2014) [-]
If I had an extraneous flap of skin that served no biological purpose anywhere else on my body, you bet your ass I'd get it removed if it meant lowering the likelihood of getting a disease later on down the road.

That's an interesting theory, except there's no tangible correlation between circumcision and loss of feeling. Just anecdotal stories.

Also going off on a tangent here, why would empires want to limit the number of their subjects. More people means more people doing work for the empire, more people paying taxes, and more people to join the military. The only ones who would want less of that, are the nobility that are already unpopular with the people.

Back on track, here's an infographic type post I made, after the OP here deleted the information I'd made in a post.
www.funnyjunk.com/A+mild+rant+followed+by+knowledge/funny-pictures/5143536/
User avatar #121 - konradkurze (05/16/2014) [-]
.....cont

hell i had unprotected sex with a hooker, had a nice hot shower after to get clean, and the ONLY problem i suffered was a sad dick that i couldnt afford to hire her every week, as for STD's....not a one
User avatar #120 - konradkurze (05/16/2014) [-]
ummmm you were born with it as a natural leftover from the evolutionary change

male mammals have a thing called a sheathe that protects the penis from harm, yes as mankind has changed we have had less use for it due to the development of clothing protecting parts of our body, but cutting parts off simply because we feel we dont need them is ridiculous

you may as well say "we can build face masks, so we dont need our noses to warm air going into our lungs or stop inhaling particles in the air, lets cut our noses off"

limiting numbers of people does come necessary when there may come times of food shortages from overpopulation or in times when the people dangerously outnumbered the army's powers to subdue uprisings against the leadership...

just look at china, they had the worry of overpopulation so began that 1-child policy....or nazi germany not wanting the risk of jews reproducing so forced them to be steralized.....or hell in africa where food is short bcause the apes are shitty farmers and the local warlords steal most food, they need to keep numbers down to make do with what food they can keep

we should also keep an eye open in these times when technology does most things and we dont need that many people to support life anymore....a couple men and a few machines can easily do the work a few hundred used to do, with that in mind it is all too possible for the leadership to cull people and not suffer any drop in production levels

plus for your rant...the 'expert advice' of medical practitioners is suspect.....they make their entire careers out of providing services to sick people...if their advice was true then there would be less sick people aka less patients for them, and they would lose business and money from it....

so kinda step back and think about it Grimmy.......the 'medical experts' just want to lure people into false senses of security so they get sick and come to them for diagnosis and medication at a profit to the doctors
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User avatar #10 - fistoftheaxis (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes, thank you! It was her bra that was yellow huh?
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