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#2 - Not this ******* **** again... I… 12/22/2013 on Cool 0
#53 - Tactical rage-bomb inbound in 3...2...1... 12/22/2013 on Oh shit oh shit... +13
#49 - They're actually all roommates, and Sylvia (the girl, duh) and…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2013 on Old 0
User avatar #50 - vatra (12/22/2013) [-]
Ohh okay, the two blond people seemed much older than the brown haired guy. Though I suppose that might have been part of the joke.
#28 - What's the origin of the original picture? 12/21/2013 on The serious seven +1
#133 - Totally putting that on a shirt. 12/21/2013 on Don't know if OC... +2
#111 - The point is that if you add all the numbers, adding for green…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2013 on Don't know if OC... +13
User avatar #129 - articulate (12/21/2013) [-]
I thank you. I did not understand how it was more than just an ascii tree because I was too lazy to do math when I didn't have to.
#88 - Picture 12/21/2013 on Shoulder Sleep Test p2 0
#194 - There are a lot of places that have "Open Container"… 12/20/2013 on shit, its the cops...wait 0
#68 - You spelled it correctly in German, if that's any consolation. 12/19/2013 on It has an alarming truth to it 0
#7112719 - Danke schone.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2013 on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #7112723 - UnaOWNED (12/19/2013) [-]
Bitte
#7112708 - Quick request guys: Does anyone have that 2 panel comic of…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/19/2013 on autism autism autism autism +1
#7112735 - trollmobile has deleted their comment.
User avatar #7112736 - trollmobile (12/19/2013) [-]
o wait that might be bannable.
#7112712 - UnaOWNED (12/19/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #7112749 - gwenisghey (12/19/2013) [-]
lol i like how this followed up
User avatar #7112719 - thegrimreaver (12/19/2013) [-]
Danke schone.
User avatar #7112723 - UnaOWNED (12/19/2013) [-]
Bitte
#165 - Any chance you know of a website where I could read it for free? 12/19/2013 on WAHAHAHAHA time for tanks! 0
#66 - What's the actual comic from?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2013 on WAHAHAHAHA time for tanks! 0
User avatar #165 - thegrimreaver (12/19/2013) [-]
Any chance you know of a website where I could read it for free?
#147 - Except no. The reason the Earth has an atmosphere is we have t…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2013 on Moonsters 0
#154 - deckbox (12/18/2013) [-]
ANd that is why mars is the way it is now, any sort of atmosphere has long since been stripped away
#168 - Is it though? Is there any other punishment that would be as e…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2013 on Beautiful Creatures +3
User avatar #171 - epicporter (12/17/2013) [-]
Most of the tigers that have been killed in the past hundred years were killed due to deforestation, pesticides and suchlike. The rest were all hunted. But I pose to you this. All of the tigers killed. How can we know who killed them? Do we try and give the death sentence to companies or to poachers? And if we do give it to poachers, then how can we be sure it is the right person for certain? Do we just put CCTV in the forests and jungles? And why spend so much money on trying to bring them to justice? I'm not saying these tigers deserve to die. Hell, I want them to be alive. They're awesome. But it won't affect humans (the dominant species on this planet) in the slightest. The only way it'll affect us is if we let it affect us. And more fool those who do.

Sorry for wall of post. .-.
#163 - The difference is what happens afterwards. If the person butch…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2013 on Beautiful Creatures +1
User avatar #195 - opticmonkey (12/17/2013) [-]
A fair point, although people are still often wrongly convicted because they just don't know what to do afterwards. Regardless, capital punishment is still a ridiculously harsh punishment for poaching. Don't get me wrong, I love animals as much as the next guy, but seeing an animal's life and a persons as equal is just dumb. Not to mention most first world countries don't even use the death penalty for murder anymore. That old "eye for an eye" mentality is outdated and causes more problems than it solves.
User avatar #251 - toosexyforyou (12/17/2013) [-]
dude he's obviously way overreacting and obviously immature, are you seriously trying to have a serious conversation with him?
#141 - Then by all means, march right out that door and turn your bod…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2013 on Beautiful Creatures 0
User avatar #143 - mrgreatnamess (12/17/2013) [-]
lol I'm not gonna donate my body to anyone. It's mine
#139 - You know what's really ******* depressing that I …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2013 on Beautiful Creatures 0
User avatar #383 - cormy (12/18/2013) [-]
Fuck.
#137 - Find me a perfect being then. I'll wait.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/17/2013 on Beautiful Creatures +1
#138 - mrgreatnamess (12/17/2013) [-]
**mrgreatnamess raises his hand**
"All perfect beings raise their hand"
User avatar #141 - thegrimreaver (12/17/2013) [-]
Then by all means, march right out that door and turn your body over to science. I'm sure scientists will be thrilled to learn how to prevent humanity from producing a fuck-up of your magnitude ever again. The rest of us will appreciate it too.
User avatar #143 - mrgreatnamess (12/17/2013) [-]
lol I'm not gonna donate my body to anyone. It's mine
#136 - Actually, they kill humans when they feel threatened or when w… 12/17/2013 on Beautiful Creatures +4
#134 - >implying you can get all research ever on genetics from an…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/17/2013 on Beautiful Creatures +2
User avatar #135 - mrgreatnamess (12/17/2013) [-]
>implying you can ever get all research on anything

One perfect being is enough. More will just cause problems.
User avatar #137 - thegrimreaver (12/17/2013) [-]
Find me a perfect being then. I'll wait.
#138 - mrgreatnamess (12/17/2013) [-]
**mrgreatnamess raises his hand**
"All perfect beings raise their hand"
User avatar #141 - thegrimreaver (12/17/2013) [-]
Then by all means, march right out that door and turn your body over to science. I'm sure scientists will be thrilled to learn how to prevent humanity from producing a fuck-up of your magnitude ever again. The rest of us will appreciate it too.
User avatar #143 - mrgreatnamess (12/17/2013) [-]
lol I'm not gonna donate my body to anyone. It's mine
#131 - They kinda do. You can't get continually viable samples from a…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/17/2013 on Beautiful Creatures +1
User avatar #132 - mrgreatnamess (12/17/2013) [-]
We have plenty of other species for that.

I sure fucking hope so. Ungrateful bastards.
User avatar #134 - thegrimreaver (12/17/2013) [-]
>implying you can get all research ever on genetics from any old animal.

I think the more realistic headline would be "Mrgreatnamess chemically castrated to prevent reproduction. Billions overjoyed. Holiday declared."
User avatar #135 - mrgreatnamess (12/17/2013) [-]
>implying you can ever get all research on anything

One perfect being is enough. More will just cause problems.
User avatar #137 - thegrimreaver (12/17/2013) [-]
Find me a perfect being then. I'll wait.
#138 - mrgreatnamess (12/17/2013) [-]
**mrgreatnamess raises his hand**
"All perfect beings raise their hand"
User avatar #141 - thegrimreaver (12/17/2013) [-]
Then by all means, march right out that door and turn your body over to science. I'm sure scientists will be thrilled to learn how to prevent humanity from producing a fuck-up of your magnitude ever again. The rest of us will appreciate it too.
User avatar #143 - mrgreatnamess (12/17/2013) [-]
lol I'm not gonna donate my body to anyone. It's mine
#120 - Well, the study of tiger genomes has shown that they're not th…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/17/2013 on Beautiful Creatures +1
User avatar #121 - mrgreatnamess (12/17/2013) [-]
They don't need to be alive for that.

I've helped people with their lives. I've done research. I've worked.
User avatar #131 - thegrimreaver (12/17/2013) [-]
They kinda do. You can't get continually viable samples from a dead organism, even if it is frozen. Besides, if you kill off a species, you can't study genetic variances through generations.

Really now? Then I'm sure that any day now, I'll see the news headlines "Mrgreatnamess contributes to society. Billions overjoyed. Holiday declared."
User avatar #132 - mrgreatnamess (12/17/2013) [-]
We have plenty of other species for that.

I sure fucking hope so. Ungrateful bastards.
User avatar #134 - thegrimreaver (12/17/2013) [-]
>implying you can get all research ever on genetics from any old animal.

I think the more realistic headline would be "Mrgreatnamess chemically castrated to prevent reproduction. Billions overjoyed. Holiday declared."
User avatar #135 - mrgreatnamess (12/17/2013) [-]
>implying you can ever get all research on anything

One perfect being is enough. More will just cause problems.
User avatar #137 - thegrimreaver (12/17/2013) [-]
Find me a perfect being then. I'll wait.
#138 - mrgreatnamess (12/17/2013) [-]
**mrgreatnamess raises his hand**
"All perfect beings raise their hand"
User avatar #141 - thegrimreaver (12/17/2013) [-]
Then by all means, march right out that door and turn your body over to science. I'm sure scientists will be thrilled to learn how to prevent humanity from producing a fuck-up of your magnitude ever again. The rest of us will appreciate it too.
User avatar #143 - mrgreatnamess (12/17/2013) [-]
lol I'm not gonna donate my body to anyone. It's mine
#111 - Then riddle me this, batman: what are the chances that some il…  [+] (12 new replies) 12/17/2013 on Beautiful Creatures +2
User avatar #115 - mrgreatnamess (12/17/2013) [-]
Also
Poor people are statistically less probable to contribute greatly to mankind as a whole, than rich people are.
Always bet on the best horse.
User avatar #113 - mrgreatnamess (12/17/2013) [-]
Infinitely greater than the chances of a tiger doing that.
User avatar #120 - thegrimreaver (12/17/2013) [-]
Well, the study of tiger genomes has shown that they're not that different than those of domestic house cats, which furthers our understanding of DNA and evolution, so there's that already.

Tell me, what have you done with your life that makes you more valuable than a tiger? And posting inflammatory troll remarks on the internet doesn't count.
User avatar #121 - mrgreatnamess (12/17/2013) [-]
They don't need to be alive for that.

I've helped people with their lives. I've done research. I've worked.
User avatar #131 - thegrimreaver (12/17/2013) [-]
They kinda do. You can't get continually viable samples from a dead organism, even if it is frozen. Besides, if you kill off a species, you can't study genetic variances through generations.

Really now? Then I'm sure that any day now, I'll see the news headlines "Mrgreatnamess contributes to society. Billions overjoyed. Holiday declared."
User avatar #132 - mrgreatnamess (12/17/2013) [-]
We have plenty of other species for that.

I sure fucking hope so. Ungrateful bastards.
User avatar #134 - thegrimreaver (12/17/2013) [-]
>implying you can get all research ever on genetics from any old animal.

I think the more realistic headline would be "Mrgreatnamess chemically castrated to prevent reproduction. Billions overjoyed. Holiday declared."
User avatar #135 - mrgreatnamess (12/17/2013) [-]
>implying you can ever get all research on anything

One perfect being is enough. More will just cause problems.
User avatar #137 - thegrimreaver (12/17/2013) [-]
Find me a perfect being then. I'll wait.
#138 - mrgreatnamess (12/17/2013) [-]
**mrgreatnamess raises his hand**
"All perfect beings raise their hand"
User avatar #141 - thegrimreaver (12/17/2013) [-]
Then by all means, march right out that door and turn your body over to science. I'm sure scientists will be thrilled to learn how to prevent humanity from producing a fuck-up of your magnitude ever again. The rest of us will appreciate it too.
User avatar #143 - mrgreatnamess (12/17/2013) [-]
lol I'm not gonna donate my body to anyone. It's mine
#4 - Mi-ya-moto... Mi-ya-moto... 12/17/2013 on Cults +4
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User avatar #10 - fistoftheaxis (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes, thank you! It was her bra that was yellow huh?
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