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#1 - If you ain't out of control, you ain't in control. 11/26/2013 on Like a bus +1
#79 - I guess you could say they got to the heart of the problem.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/22/2013 on Feels trip everyone! +8
#155 - huntergriff (11/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #82 - herpymcderp (11/22/2013) [-]
shut the fuck up carlos
#2 - No, you see, red ink cartridges are actually filled with the b…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/21/2013 on They're Expensive +48
User avatar #29 - kevinklausen (11/22/2013) [-]
Well, you can say they made the cut in the end
#4 - magicalsteve (11/21/2013) [-]
Some they didn't make the cut and then got cut?
User avatar #3 - meelo (11/21/2013) [-]
Well.. If they are filled with blood, there is quite a big chance that they made the cut.
Because they are dead, yeknow.
User avatar #12 - norsenation (11/22/2013) [-]
Haha puns.
User avatar #10 - admiralen (11/21/2013) [-]
it wasnt them that made the cut, it was their superiors
#78 - But who is he to decide who is worse than whom? Is the guy wit… 11/21/2013 on Pope Francis at it again 0
#19 - That didn't stop your dad from boning your mother.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2013 on best tactic +32
User avatar #24 - drastronomy (11/21/2013) [-]
True

The fact that im alive is amazing
#53 - That **** ain't cheap though.  [+] (11 new replies) 11/21/2013 on Pope Francis at it again +3
User avatar #55 - skeptical (11/21/2013) [-]
Use the money from the sold Mercedes
User avatar #56 - konradkurze (11/21/2013) [-]
exactly

if the pope wants to prove his greatness, he should pay to help these unfortunates

pay to have the faceless guy fixed, pay to have that diseased guy cured, etc
User avatar #72 - articulate (11/21/2013) [-]
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. Better he should feed a thousand families than to fix the face of one man.
User avatar #74 - konradkurze (11/21/2013) [-]
its the catholic church
they make billions...he can afford to fix that man as an act of faith to please the masses and still feed the masses
User avatar #75 - articulate (11/21/2013) [-]
And what of the next man who comes? And the one after that? He can't afford to fix them all. He shouldn't be expected to; he's not god.
User avatar #76 - konradkurze (11/21/2013) [-]
no but he can pick the worst of them and work towards helping them get their lives back

people like the diseased guy or the faceless....most likely no jobs, no relationships, theyre sad poor and alone, and possibly suicidal....helping them would elevate the popes status
User avatar #78 - thegrimreaver (11/21/2013) [-]
But who is he to decide who is worse than whom? Is the guy with no face worse off than the guy with 3 limbs missing? Or is the guy paralyzed from the neck down worse off than the guy with stage-4 cancer?
User avatar #77 - articulate (11/21/2013) [-]
He has helped them. People will see the pope not caring about such deformities and not care about them themselves (or at least seem not to). It would have sent the opposite message if he had paid for surgery.
#67 - dakkenly (11/21/2013) [-]
He's helping them cope with what god gave them naturally or whatever. He probably isn't for surgery
User avatar #70 - konradkurze (11/21/2013) [-]
god gave a man a face full of huge diseased blisters and warts...an gave another man his face removed

sounds like gods a dick
User avatar #58 - skeptical (11/21/2013) [-]
I honestly think he would have done that before donating it if he had met them before selling it
Seriously, that man is a great well of badass motherfuckery
#34 - That's actually really ******* dangerous. Vanilla… 11/21/2013 on The New Fabreeze 0
#41 - That's part of the joke. Poland cannot into anything right. … 11/20/2013 on The War Machines of Polandball +1
#10 - Well, it's a good thing you brought winter clothes in, isn't it? 11/19/2013 on Winter is Coming +115
#76 - To everyone who laughed at this, I just have one thing to ask …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2013 on See you in hell. +5
#77 - razorlupus (11/18/2013) [-]
A picnic I hope...I like potatoes
#60 - In essence, it's a tackle-hug.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2013 on This happens more than I'd... +12
#74 - fuckthemhipsters (11/18/2013) [-]
Thanks for clearing that up.
#4 - It would've been even better if the shoes were left behind a l…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2013 on I want to ride my bike +7
User avatar #21 - twofreegerbils (11/18/2013) [-]
and then a body
#49 - Can you really make a person willingly and eagerly suck down s…  [+] (11 new replies) 11/18/2013 on My boy Barry +1
User avatar #84 - tkfourtwoone (11/18/2013) [-]
With all honesty, fucking Coca-Cola is more dangerous than cigarettes.

Fucking McDonalds is WAY more dangerous than cigarettes!
User avatar #54 - bjornkrage (11/18/2013) [-]
thing is, we're comparing a weapon which can be used for vigilante justice, a personal vendetta, robbery etc, with a "weapon" which, unless you get addicted to it, isn't too lethal, and which is manufactured purely for profit, and the lethality being based on (not accounting for second-hand smoking) if you choose to use it.

I'm against cigarettes, mostly because of the addictive materials that they willingly put in to make people constantly buying them, but there's no way to compare guns and cigarettes.
#60 - jackierage (11/18/2013) [-]
Well how about getting rid of knives and other pointy stuff.
User avatar #64 - bjornkrage (11/18/2013) [-]
now that's a little more tricky, knives are not (in the legal, and most other cases) not made to kill, and it's therefor easier to avoid getting murdered by a knife (running away, dodging, disarming, etc.).

guns are literally only made to use at (with the exception of hunting rifles, stun guns and such) humans.

And let's not forget it's possible to murder people with your bare hands, blunt objects, poisoning them with household objects and so on.

My point is, guns are made specifically to kill people, and should therefor be regulated as such, and in the case of cigarettes which are made specifically to be addictive, should also be regulated, and compared as such.
User avatar #89 - overlordweasel (11/18/2013) [-]
id like to know how you demonize a gun to be this innately evil tool that's just running around killing people, while you defend knifes/swords/ any pointy object. Contrary to what you say, knifes are intended to kill the same as any weapon. Knifes are smaller/ lighter so as to allow the wielder to either throw with some accuracy or conceal the weapon to strike the target. It just so happens that the creators (and sub-sequentially. every knife user to date) found it can also be used as a tool for hunting and everyday life. Now take in the fact that guns kill less people per year than both knifes, bare hands, car accidents, and cancer; then the idea that "guns er bad needz to save the world by taking out the biggest threat!!" just becomes stupid...especially when cigarettes kill and the like kill more. Honestly, go do a experiment one day, just go to random people and ask them if they would willingly poison themselves daily for years, wit h their heath steadily declining until finally dying of a painful cancer, how many people would just say "fuck yea, lets do it". But hey, guns er bad eh? The comic above shows my point perfectly without so many words. If your going after something with the goal to "save lives" then guns are not the place to start. Guns don't kill people, people kill people; and if you think that will stop by taking guns/ making it harder to get guns for people who aren't criminals; you seriously underestimate the creativity of humans in the capacity to kill.
User avatar #542 - bjornkrage (11/19/2013) [-]
yeah well, MY point is that cigarettes give you a choice (once again, not considering for second-hand smoking), while standing against a gun-wielding mainiac, doesn't.
#103 - jackbrook (11/18/2013) [-]
guns aren't the source of the problem, but they do amplify it. i don't know if you have a decent source for your info, but guns certainly do kill more people than knives or bare hands do in the usa, why? they are simply more effective at killing. hypothetically, if guns could not be acquired by anyone in any capacity, we'd have a lot less deaths, homicide related or not. of course, that's hypothetical, and sure, people would turn to using knives instead but the reason they don't when guns are around is because it's nowhere near as easy to "get the job done" with.
#547 - jackbrook (11/23/2013) [-]
2 thumbs down even though i'm right. probably why i have 2 thumbs down!
#69 - jackierage (11/18/2013) [-]
You know your right, lets destroy all guns and soldiers can just nag their enemies who have guns to death.
User avatar #71 - bjornkrage (11/18/2013) [-]
>and should therefor be regulated as such
#73 - jackierage (11/18/2013) [-]
If your saying guns should be regulated, they are, but like everything else guns can be bought illegally
.
#45 - Let's put it this way: Say there's a company that manufact…  [+] (13 new replies) 11/18/2013 on My boy Barry +2
User avatar #47 - bjornkrage (11/18/2013) [-]
can you use the spontaneously combusting chair to murder some dude you really hate?

not unless you make him sit on that very chair for 20 years, which, really, is pretty god damn hard to do.
User avatar #49 - thegrimreaver (11/18/2013) [-]
Can you really make a person willingly and eagerly suck down searing ash full of carcinogens in order to get a mild "high" that will fade within the hour?

The issue is not that they are directly murdering a person, it's that they are knowingly putting out a product that they know is dangerous, that has been proven to be dangerous, but sell it anyway.
User avatar #84 - tkfourtwoone (11/18/2013) [-]
With all honesty, fucking Coca-Cola is more dangerous than cigarettes.

Fucking McDonalds is WAY more dangerous than cigarettes!
User avatar #54 - bjornkrage (11/18/2013) [-]
thing is, we're comparing a weapon which can be used for vigilante justice, a personal vendetta, robbery etc, with a "weapon" which, unless you get addicted to it, isn't too lethal, and which is manufactured purely for profit, and the lethality being based on (not accounting for second-hand smoking) if you choose to use it.

I'm against cigarettes, mostly because of the addictive materials that they willingly put in to make people constantly buying them, but there's no way to compare guns and cigarettes.
#60 - jackierage (11/18/2013) [-]
Well how about getting rid of knives and other pointy stuff.
User avatar #64 - bjornkrage (11/18/2013) [-]
now that's a little more tricky, knives are not (in the legal, and most other cases) not made to kill, and it's therefor easier to avoid getting murdered by a knife (running away, dodging, disarming, etc.).

guns are literally only made to use at (with the exception of hunting rifles, stun guns and such) humans.

And let's not forget it's possible to murder people with your bare hands, blunt objects, poisoning them with household objects and so on.

My point is, guns are made specifically to kill people, and should therefor be regulated as such, and in the case of cigarettes which are made specifically to be addictive, should also be regulated, and compared as such.
User avatar #89 - overlordweasel (11/18/2013) [-]
id like to know how you demonize a gun to be this innately evil tool that's just running around killing people, while you defend knifes/swords/ any pointy object. Contrary to what you say, knifes are intended to kill the same as any weapon. Knifes are smaller/ lighter so as to allow the wielder to either throw with some accuracy or conceal the weapon to strike the target. It just so happens that the creators (and sub-sequentially. every knife user to date) found it can also be used as a tool for hunting and everyday life. Now take in the fact that guns kill less people per year than both knifes, bare hands, car accidents, and cancer; then the idea that "guns er bad needz to save the world by taking out the biggest threat!!" just becomes stupid...especially when cigarettes kill and the like kill more. Honestly, go do a experiment one day, just go to random people and ask them if they would willingly poison themselves daily for years, wit h their heath steadily declining until finally dying of a painful cancer, how many people would just say "fuck yea, lets do it". But hey, guns er bad eh? The comic above shows my point perfectly without so many words. If your going after something with the goal to "save lives" then guns are not the place to start. Guns don't kill people, people kill people; and if you think that will stop by taking guns/ making it harder to get guns for people who aren't criminals; you seriously underestimate the creativity of humans in the capacity to kill.
User avatar #542 - bjornkrage (11/19/2013) [-]
yeah well, MY point is that cigarettes give you a choice (once again, not considering for second-hand smoking), while standing against a gun-wielding mainiac, doesn't.
#103 - jackbrook (11/18/2013) [-]
guns aren't the source of the problem, but they do amplify it. i don't know if you have a decent source for your info, but guns certainly do kill more people than knives or bare hands do in the usa, why? they are simply more effective at killing. hypothetically, if guns could not be acquired by anyone in any capacity, we'd have a lot less deaths, homicide related or not. of course, that's hypothetical, and sure, people would turn to using knives instead but the reason they don't when guns are around is because it's nowhere near as easy to "get the job done" with.
#547 - jackbrook (11/23/2013) [-]
2 thumbs down even though i'm right. probably why i have 2 thumbs down!
#69 - jackierage (11/18/2013) [-]
You know your right, lets destroy all guns and soldiers can just nag their enemies who have guns to death.
User avatar #71 - bjornkrage (11/18/2013) [-]
>and should therefor be regulated as such
#73 - jackierage (11/18/2013) [-]
If your saying guns should be regulated, they are, but like everything else guns can be bought illegally
.
#40 - I'm pretty sure there are anti-prostitution laws against how m…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Another cat post +1
#52 - jonnythan (11/17/2013) [-]
you're falling for an obvious troll.
no matter how solid your argument is you still look like an imbecile.
User avatar #41 - jbgotswag (11/17/2013) [-]
what is a dick? is it just another word for your mommy's tits
User avatar #46 - mysticana (11/17/2013) [-]
Go on, try harder.
User avatar #47 - jbgotswag (11/17/2013) [-]
harder, eh? is it her flayed skull
User avatar #49 - jbgotswag (11/17/2013) [-]
or maybe her tits are just so small, it is hard
#34 - It clearly Annihilate-It Andy.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Awesome minecraft wallpaper +1
User avatar #37 - kaboomz (11/17/2013) [-]
no its beat it johnson
User avatar #38 - bodox (11/17/2013) [-]
are you crazy? its frag it frank
#40 - pootington (11/17/2013) [-]
#38 - So, you believe that people who own cats constantly say things…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Another cat post +1
User avatar #39 - jbgotswag (11/17/2013) [-]
ready, they do that???!!!!!!!!!! then there should be laws to stop that
User avatar #40 - thegrimreaver (11/17/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure there are anti-prostitution laws against how many dicks you are sucking right now.
#52 - jonnythan (11/17/2013) [-]
you're falling for an obvious troll.
no matter how solid your argument is you still look like an imbecile.
User avatar #41 - jbgotswag (11/17/2013) [-]
what is a dick? is it just another word for your mommy's tits
User avatar #46 - mysticana (11/17/2013) [-]
Go on, try harder.
User avatar #47 - jbgotswag (11/17/2013) [-]
harder, eh? is it her flayed skull
User avatar #49 - jbgotswag (11/17/2013) [-]
or maybe her tits are just so small, it is hard
#35 - Then tell me, how many animals die each year because of humans…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Another cat post +1
User avatar #37 - jbgotswag (11/17/2013) [-]
and cats are a one of the tools we have used in our genocides
User avatar #38 - thegrimreaver (11/17/2013) [-]
So, you believe that people who own cats constantly say things like "Fly, my pretties, fly!" or "Purge! Maim! Kill!" to encourage their cats to kill every living thing around them?
User avatar #39 - jbgotswag (11/17/2013) [-]
ready, they do that???!!!!!!!!!! then there should be laws to stop that
User avatar #40 - thegrimreaver (11/17/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure there are anti-prostitution laws against how many dicks you are sucking right now.
#52 - jonnythan (11/17/2013) [-]
you're falling for an obvious troll.
no matter how solid your argument is you still look like an imbecile.
User avatar #41 - jbgotswag (11/17/2013) [-]
what is a dick? is it just another word for your mommy's tits
User avatar #46 - mysticana (11/17/2013) [-]
Go on, try harder.
User avatar #47 - jbgotswag (11/17/2013) [-]
harder, eh? is it her flayed skull
User avatar #49 - jbgotswag (11/17/2013) [-]
or maybe her tits are just so small, it is hard
#22 - There was a sudden down-draft that forced his kite-chute-thing… 11/14/2013 on Up, Up, and....BAM 0
#27 - Horse **** . Whole milk is just like milk stra… 11/14/2013 on Be a badass, drink a milk -1
#76 - Correction: had 11/12/2013 on (untitled) +5
#14 - Well, since Ubisoft is a French company, they way they pronoun… 11/12/2013 on Description +1
#12 - Except it's pronounced (as I've always heard anyway) Oo-be-sof…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2013 on Description -1
User avatar #23 - ubisoft (11/12/2013) [-]
It is pronounced Oo-be-soft.
But it's a joke SOOOOooooo
#24 - I can't.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/11/2013 on dis bitch +3
User avatar #25 - rynkar (11/11/2013) [-]
Im done.
User avatar #60 - roflstorm (11/11/2013) [-]
THIS IS THE THREAD THAT KILLS ME
#307 - Life Hint #34 If it has hyperbole in it, it's probably a joke. 11/11/2013 on Fat People with confidence 0
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User avatar #10 - fistoftheaxis (9 hours ago) [-]
Yes, thank you! It was her bra that was yellow huh?
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