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#148 - Actually, seeing as many can become addicted to the certain in… 11/26/2014 on I can comp too. 0
#72 - I am a teacher, it's quite common to get students like this. Y…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2014 on I can comp too. +2
#73 - rebaj (11/25/2014) [-]
well slap my ass and fuck me with a ruler, I was dead on. Keep on teaching the good stuff. I wanna be a teacher as well, after my law enforcement career.
#20 - Well, I'm sorry you can't comprehend the definition of disease.  [+] (11 new replies) 11/24/2014 on I can comp too. +7
#95 - anonymous (11/25/2014) [-]
i'm sorry you cant comprehend an end conclusion based on shitty choices
#68 - rebaj (11/25/2014) [-]
I love it how you take the time to explain but this guy or whatever this being identifies itself completely disregards it. You should be a teacher and slap anyones shit when they go this full retard.
User avatar #72 - thegreatmateusbear (11/25/2014) [-]
I am a teacher, it's quite common to get students like this. You just need patience. This man's ignorance is not under my control because he's not my student, so I gave up. If he were an actual student, we'd probably have to have a personal talk because his ignorance would be affecting his grades.
#73 - rebaj (11/25/2014) [-]
well slap my ass and fuck me with a ruler, I was dead on. Keep on teaching the good stuff. I wanna be a teacher as well, after my law enforcement career.
User avatar #21 - captainprincess (11/24/2014) [-]
You should be
It's been used wrongly
#66 - ryderjbudde (11/25/2014) [-]
Cancer is just brought on by consuming carcinogenic things. It is not a disease either I guess.

Infections are brought on by consuming infectious organisms. Not a disease apparently lol

No, faggot, they are diseases, so is obesity. Just because it is brought on by a choice, that doesn't make it not a disease. A disease is a complication. If you are in a state of ease, you are not diseased, if you are in a state of disease, you are not eased. Being fat isn't an injury. Being fat isn't a symptom. It is a cause of symptoms. It is a cause of injury. It can be caused by other diseases, but it too can cause disease. The same goes for cancer. Or infection.

Literally the only argument you have made is that "obesity isn't a disease because it happens from eating," which makes no sense at all. When I saw your comments I actually laughed out loud.

Look, bud, we're not insulting you. This isn't personal. It's just... It is a disease.
User avatar #75 - captainprincess (11/25/2014) [-]
Its the swelling of the belly from eating
That can't be a disease
It's completely illogical
#91 - anonymous (11/25/2014) [-]
Swelling of the belly... are you by retarded?
User avatar #92 - captainprincess (11/25/2014) [-]
I'm quite sure many will say so
#30 - semilunarknight (11/24/2014) [-]
I love when some nigga comes along and tells the whole world we've been using words that are hundreds of years old the wrong way.
Thank you kind and mysterious nigger princess, for putting us on the right lingual path.
May your kingdoms be ever fruitful.
#74 - captainprincess (11/25/2014) [-]
Just doin a service
#18 - My friend, you're misconstruing the medically accepted definit…  [+] (15 new replies) 11/24/2014 on I can comp too. +4
#139 - drizztrocks (11/25/2014) [-]
Last time I checked, there was no known gene that would make people veer off into the McDonald's drive-through lane or direct them to choose whole milk over 1 percent milk. No known gene can make you raid the refrigerator at midnight. No known gene can make you drive past six gyms on your way to work and stop at none of them…
User avatar #148 - thegreatmateusbear (11/26/2014) [-]
Actually, seeing as many can become addicted to the certain ingredients in food, yes - this is very much parallel to drug addictions. It's not necessarily a gene, though some are simply more prone to addiction. But the same weakness that causes an addiction to alcohol causes addiction to certain "video games" specifically tailored to feed an addict, or fast food (generally), and even certain atypical sexual behaviors. You're right, it's not actually a gene per se, but the human brain is so easily able to veer off the healthy path into unhealthy habits. We all have them, some far more intense than others.
User avatar #19 - captainprincess (11/24/2014) [-]
It isn't
a disease

It is the gaining of weight brought on by eating
this is not a disease
that the medical world has decided to declare it as one means jack shit to me mate, I tend to respect them on things but being fat is not a disease
it isn't

if it's caused by disease then that's what that is
but the result, the symptom, being grotesquely fat

that is not a disease
User avatar #20 - thegreatmateusbear (11/24/2014) [-]
Well, I'm sorry you can't comprehend the definition of disease.
#95 - anonymous (11/25/2014) [-]
i'm sorry you cant comprehend an end conclusion based on shitty choices
#68 - rebaj (11/25/2014) [-]
I love it how you take the time to explain but this guy or whatever this being identifies itself completely disregards it. You should be a teacher and slap anyones shit when they go this full retard.
User avatar #72 - thegreatmateusbear (11/25/2014) [-]
I am a teacher, it's quite common to get students like this. You just need patience. This man's ignorance is not under my control because he's not my student, so I gave up. If he were an actual student, we'd probably have to have a personal talk because his ignorance would be affecting his grades.
#73 - rebaj (11/25/2014) [-]
well slap my ass and fuck me with a ruler, I was dead on. Keep on teaching the good stuff. I wanna be a teacher as well, after my law enforcement career.
User avatar #21 - captainprincess (11/24/2014) [-]
You should be
It's been used wrongly
#66 - ryderjbudde (11/25/2014) [-]
Cancer is just brought on by consuming carcinogenic things. It is not a disease either I guess.

Infections are brought on by consuming infectious organisms. Not a disease apparently lol

No, faggot, they are diseases, so is obesity. Just because it is brought on by a choice, that doesn't make it not a disease. A disease is a complication. If you are in a state of ease, you are not diseased, if you are in a state of disease, you are not eased. Being fat isn't an injury. Being fat isn't a symptom. It is a cause of symptoms. It is a cause of injury. It can be caused by other diseases, but it too can cause disease. The same goes for cancer. Or infection.

Literally the only argument you have made is that "obesity isn't a disease because it happens from eating," which makes no sense at all. When I saw your comments I actually laughed out loud.

Look, bud, we're not insulting you. This isn't personal. It's just... It is a disease.
User avatar #75 - captainprincess (11/25/2014) [-]
Its the swelling of the belly from eating
That can't be a disease
It's completely illogical
#91 - anonymous (11/25/2014) [-]
Swelling of the belly... are you by retarded?
User avatar #92 - captainprincess (11/25/2014) [-]
I'm quite sure many will say so
#30 - semilunarknight (11/24/2014) [-]
I love when some nigga comes along and tells the whole world we've been using words that are hundreds of years old the wrong way.
Thank you kind and mysterious nigger princess, for putting us on the right lingual path.
May your kingdoms be ever fruitful.
#74 - captainprincess (11/25/2014) [-]
Just doin a service
#15 - It's considered a medical condition, which is a type of diseas…  [+] (18 new replies) 11/24/2014 on I can comp too. +11
#103 - teachworth (11/25/2014) [-]
It IS a medical condition, but that doesn't automatically make it a disease. I'm curious as to how you came up with that logic. Obesity is a laziness and lack of self-control, not a freaking disease.
User avatar #17 - captainprincess (11/24/2014) [-]
Then it is considered incorrectly
It is not a disease
It is, I say again, possibly brought on BY disease

IT is not a disease
User avatar #18 - thegreatmateusbear (11/24/2014) [-]
My friend, you're misconstruing the medically accepted definition of a disease for your personal stance on the matter. That's like if someone said evolution is "just a theory" and you defend it by saying "It's NOT a theory." It is a theory, they just have a fundamentally different idea of what a theory actually is. I'm not telling you my personal opinion. I'm not even saying you're wrong. Obesity, with the majority of cases, is brought on by terrible diet and a lack of exercise. It's a disease, literally just a medical condition with signs and symptoms. That's what a disease is. It's not something that has to be contagious (even though evidence suggests obesity can lead to certain medical conditions in your children). It's something that has signs and symptoms and your doctor can diagnose.
#139 - drizztrocks (11/25/2014) [-]
Last time I checked, there was no known gene that would make people veer off into the McDonald's drive-through lane or direct them to choose whole milk over 1 percent milk. No known gene can make you raid the refrigerator at midnight. No known gene can make you drive past six gyms on your way to work and stop at none of them…
User avatar #148 - thegreatmateusbear (11/26/2014) [-]
Actually, seeing as many can become addicted to the certain ingredients in food, yes - this is very much parallel to drug addictions. It's not necessarily a gene, though some are simply more prone to addiction. But the same weakness that causes an addiction to alcohol causes addiction to certain "video games" specifically tailored to feed an addict, or fast food (generally), and even certain atypical sexual behaviors. You're right, it's not actually a gene per se, but the human brain is so easily able to veer off the healthy path into unhealthy habits. We all have them, some far more intense than others.
User avatar #19 - captainprincess (11/24/2014) [-]
It isn't
a disease

It is the gaining of weight brought on by eating
this is not a disease
that the medical world has decided to declare it as one means jack shit to me mate, I tend to respect them on things but being fat is not a disease
it isn't

if it's caused by disease then that's what that is
but the result, the symptom, being grotesquely fat

that is not a disease
User avatar #20 - thegreatmateusbear (11/24/2014) [-]
Well, I'm sorry you can't comprehend the definition of disease.
#95 - anonymous (11/25/2014) [-]
i'm sorry you cant comprehend an end conclusion based on shitty choices
#68 - rebaj (11/25/2014) [-]
I love it how you take the time to explain but this guy or whatever this being identifies itself completely disregards it. You should be a teacher and slap anyones shit when they go this full retard.
User avatar #72 - thegreatmateusbear (11/25/2014) [-]
I am a teacher, it's quite common to get students like this. You just need patience. This man's ignorance is not under my control because he's not my student, so I gave up. If he were an actual student, we'd probably have to have a personal talk because his ignorance would be affecting his grades.
#73 - rebaj (11/25/2014) [-]
well slap my ass and fuck me with a ruler, I was dead on. Keep on teaching the good stuff. I wanna be a teacher as well, after my law enforcement career.
User avatar #21 - captainprincess (11/24/2014) [-]
You should be
It's been used wrongly
#66 - ryderjbudde (11/25/2014) [-]
Cancer is just brought on by consuming carcinogenic things. It is not a disease either I guess.

Infections are brought on by consuming infectious organisms. Not a disease apparently lol

No, faggot, they are diseases, so is obesity. Just because it is brought on by a choice, that doesn't make it not a disease. A disease is a complication. If you are in a state of ease, you are not diseased, if you are in a state of disease, you are not eased. Being fat isn't an injury. Being fat isn't a symptom. It is a cause of symptoms. It is a cause of injury. It can be caused by other diseases, but it too can cause disease. The same goes for cancer. Or infection.

Literally the only argument you have made is that "obesity isn't a disease because it happens from eating," which makes no sense at all. When I saw your comments I actually laughed out loud.

Look, bud, we're not insulting you. This isn't personal. It's just... It is a disease.
User avatar #75 - captainprincess (11/25/2014) [-]
Its the swelling of the belly from eating
That can't be a disease
It's completely illogical
#91 - anonymous (11/25/2014) [-]
Swelling of the belly... are you by retarded?
User avatar #92 - captainprincess (11/25/2014) [-]
I'm quite sure many will say so
#30 - semilunarknight (11/24/2014) [-]
I love when some nigga comes along and tells the whole world we've been using words that are hundreds of years old the wrong way.
Thank you kind and mysterious nigger princess, for putting us on the right lingual path.
May your kingdoms be ever fruitful.
#74 - captainprincess (11/25/2014) [-]
Just doin a service
#5 - I thought so, but for some reason it seemed too simple.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2014 on Damn 0
#6 - hurzg (11/05/2014) [-]
Yeah... Sure...
#2 - Someone explain this to me because I'm stupid.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/05/2014 on Damn +1
#4 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
Horticulture means "the art or practice of garden cultivation and management" through a quick google search, but the joke is horticulture sounds a lot like "whore to culture." so the joke is "you can lead a horticulture (whore to culture) but you can't make her think." god so much bad grammar. im not fucking jokexplain
User avatar #3 - anonibusii (11/05/2014) [-]
You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think.
User avatar #5 - thegreatmateusbear (11/05/2014) [-]
I thought so, but for some reason it seemed too simple.
#6 - hurzg (11/05/2014) [-]
Yeah... Sure...
#28 - Oh what the hell.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2014 on Science. +1
#31 - strooz (11/03/2014) [-]
Aww yiss
#22 - Oh my.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/03/2014 on Science. +9
#27 - strooz (11/03/2014) [-]
You know you want it.
#28 - thegreatmateusbear (11/03/2014) [-]
Oh what the hell.
#31 - strooz (11/03/2014) [-]
Aww yiss
#164 - You're thinking of a meritocracy. Plus, ou ignored the second … 11/02/2014 on sums it up 0
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