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    if you want it if you want it
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    when you see it when you see it
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    perspective perspective

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#27 - wheres his junk 11/29/2013 on Cat Dad +4
#5 - IT WAS A JOKE YOU PUBE. WE ARE ON A JOKE SITE AREN'T WE? (RHETORICAL)  [+] (7 new replies) 09/23/2013 on Neil Patrick Harris, everyone. -56
#13 - quoterox (09/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #11 - satrenkotheone (09/23/2013) [-]
WHY ARE WE ALL SO ANGRY!?
#116 - garymotherfinoak has deleted their comment.
#121 - satrenkotheone (09/23/2013) [-]
Delete that!
User avatar #124 - garymotherfinoak (09/23/2013) [-]
never
User avatar #126 - satrenkotheone (09/23/2013) [-]
Ok.
User avatar #8 - ehzio (09/23/2013) [-]
OH I APOLOGIZE SIR, I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A JOKE! HAHA! GOMENASAI ONII-CHAN!
#3 - HE'S NOT REALY GAY ITS A PLAY  [+] (25 new replies) 09/23/2013 on Neil Patrick Harris, everyone. -165
User avatar #184 - demigodofmadness (09/23/2013) [-]
As this guy get's thumbed down because none of you have seen a very Harold and Kumar Christmas. I'll thumb you up bro.
#245 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/24/2013) [-]
ha thanks bro. still got banned tho
#108 - Jesusnipples (09/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #222 - FairyGodParents (09/24/2013) [-]
I hate that gif.
User avatar #29 - ompalomper (09/23/2013) [-]
pro tip: this site (and the internet in general) doesn't accept sarcasm unless you point out that you are trying to be funny
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User avatar #17 - qwarthos (09/23/2013) [-]
i get the reference
User avatar #14 - celaeneo (09/23/2013) [-]
That joke is familiar, help?
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User avatar #4 - ehzio (09/23/2013) [-]
what are you talking about? NPH is homosexual and is happily married with 2 kids..... Hell I'd marry him if I could




no homo
User avatar #7 - titsandpuss (09/23/2013) [-]
have you never seen harold and kumar? Neil Patrick Harris scene from "A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas".wmv
#101 - hurrdurka (09/23/2013) [-]
God damn that movie sucked ass, they couldn't stick to something basic yet funny like Whitecastle.
#6 - tenfinnvo (09/23/2013) [-]
Who the fuck would marry two kids?
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#198 - SILENCEnight (09/23/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #3687713 at Friendly ** Indians, kiddo.
#78 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/23/2013) [-]
may as well. they already becoming parents
User avatar #5 - thegreatfj (09/23/2013) [-]
IT WAS A JOKE YOU PUBE. WE ARE ON A JOKE SITE AREN'T WE? (RHETORICAL)
#13 - quoterox (09/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #11 - satrenkotheone (09/23/2013) [-]
WHY ARE WE ALL SO ANGRY!?
#116 - garymotherfinoak has deleted their comment.
#121 - satrenkotheone (09/23/2013) [-]
Delete that!
User avatar #124 - garymotherfinoak (09/23/2013) [-]
never
User avatar #126 - satrenkotheone (09/23/2013) [-]
Ok.
User avatar #8 - ehzio (09/23/2013) [-]
OH I APOLOGIZE SIR, I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A JOKE! HAHA! GOMENASAI ONII-CHAN!
#31 - oh my god you did. i cant believe it. This is better than find… 09/11/2013 on Waffle NOT falling over. +1
#291 - IM A GOD SENT FROM LIVERPOOL TO DESTROY YOUR EVERY BEING AND E… 09/10/2013 on your suicide 0
#277 - I HOPE TO GOD YOUR NOT BRITISH U EMBARRASSMENT OF A LITTLE TWA…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2013 on your suicide 0
#287 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/10/2013) [-]
are you a fat american? lol wanker
User avatar #291 - thegreatfj (09/10/2013) [-]
IM A GOD SENT FROM LIVERPOOL TO DESTROY YOUR EVERY BEING AND ERASE YOU FROM EXISTENCE, YOU CUNT FACED WANK STAIN WITH A CHERRY ON TOP.
#237 - are you sure about that?  [+] (20 new replies) 09/10/2013 on English -15
User avatar #296 - golemnardah (09/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'm from america and most of those are pronounced the british way here.
User avatar #274 - screaming (09/10/2013) [-]
Britfag here - everytime I've heard someone saying "patriot", they've pronounced it "paytriot".
User avatar #247 - ewowo (09/10/2013) [-]
I have the British pronunciation for every word... except neither, I'm never sure how to do that one so the pronunciation varies.
User avatar #240 - blamie (09/10/2013) [-]
Most of that is wrong or dumb. Different accents saying the same word can sound different.
User avatar #243 - gtaant (09/10/2013) [-]
Not in my experience it isn't.

And chips come out of a deep fat fryer, and get served with salt, vinegar and fish. They don't come out of a bag of air.
User avatar #244 - blamie (09/10/2013) [-]
Yay it's time to argue semantics, technicalities, and cultural differences. Try staying on topic, and at least TRY to have some humility.
User avatar #245 - gtaant (09/10/2013) [-]
Did you just ask for us to stay on topic?

You do realise this is the Internet, right?

It's still a fact that English and American English have different words and different pronunciations :s
User avatar #248 - blamie (09/10/2013) [-]
Yes, and so does Northern "English" a Scottish accent on your "English" Cockney "English" and the Gaelic accent on "English" in that one country your government keeps trying to say is really just more England. And that's just on your island and the one right next to it. And yes, I asked you to stay on topic because you instigated a discussion, and now that your points are being countered and your fallacies pointed out, you are trying to get me to go of about how it's french fries and cookies, and frankly, I don't care.
User avatar #250 - gtaant (09/10/2013) [-]
Scotland is a separate country.

Gaelic is a separate language, spoken in Wales. It is again, a separate country. The Welsh speak English in an accent, yes.

But the majority of words, though pronounced in different ways, are pronounced the same (or atleast very similarly) phonetically.

It is a fact, still, irrefutably, that time and separation has led to different pronunciations, spellings and uses of words in the US. Why does this bother you so much?
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#261 - tsukaza (09/10/2013) [-]
As a Welsh person I can confirm that Gaelic is not spoken in Wales and has never been a language of ours. Gaelic is Scottish or Irish.
Also, why would you say Scotland is a separate country but not any other country being brought up? :/
User avatar #264 - gtaant (09/10/2013) [-]
I don't even know why I said Welsh, that was just plain silly.

Welsh is the Welsh language, it's Welsh.

And because blamie mentioned a Scottish accent, but the Scots pronounce the majority of words identically to England and certainly spell them all the same. They also have Gaelic, but nobody other than Edie McCredie and chums on Balamory use it.
#265 - tsukaza (09/10/2013) [-]
I guess you haven't seen a true Scottish then. There's barely a shred of same when they speak.
Never mind the fact that most southern Englishmen can't even converse with most Scotsmen... Yes, they pronounce things that weirdly but *I* can understand them.
User avatar #266 - gtaant (09/10/2013) [-]
A true Scottish?

My Mum is Scottish.

I lived in Dundee for three years.

Tonight I will be in the pub with a Scottish friend, who is actually ginger.
#269 - tsukaza (09/10/2013) [-]
Many words at all like English people do.*
#267 - tsukaza (09/10/2013) [-]
Then you of all people should know that Scottish people (mostly because of the accent they are rocking) Don't pronounce many words at all to most English people.
If anything it's us Welsh people but even our sing song accent makes it different mostly.
User avatar #270 - gtaant (09/10/2013) [-]
Ha ha, "sing song accent" is the best description of the Welsh accent I've ever heard.
User avatar #251 - blamie (09/10/2013) [-]
Because you are acting as if it matters, and as if there is no variation in "English" pronunciations in England, and there is a difference between "English" and "American English" when there is so much variation from place to place, which is retarded in the major degree when the language varied from person to person. We are speaking the same words to each other, with the same grammar and syntax, the same spelling, and the same sentence structure, English is English. Also another point to make is that you are trying to make yourself feel superior to Americans by diluting yourself into thinking that we are speaking different languages.
User avatar #253 - gtaant (09/10/2013) [-]
Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

I've made my points, phonetically the majority of words spoken in Britain are said the same, but in different accents. There are examples of US words which are pronounced entirely differently, examples of which are posted above, such as left-ten-ant to loo-ten-ant.

There are also words which are the same but have different meanings on either side of the point, as I pointed out.

We also have varying spellings and grammar conventions, which you have denied. For example, in the US words are "ized" whereas in the UK they are "ised", and in the US "er" is more common than the "re" used in the UK (e.g. liter/litre).

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_and_British_English_spelling_differences

www.onestopenglish.com/grammar/grammar-reference/american-english-vs-british-english/differences-in-american-and-british-english-grammar-article/152820.article

Time and distance has lead to two languages, American and British English.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_American_and_British_English
User avatar #255 - gtaant (09/10/2013) [-]
led* to two languages, sorry.
#235 - i think youl find that tea is actualy chinese and the tea bag … 09/10/2013 on English +2
#29 - QUIT HORSING AROUND 09/09/2013 on I go to Dennys too much 0
#62 - PEOPLE STOP BEING STUPID. THE ABOVE IS A COMPLETE IMPOSSIBILITY  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2013 on World problems solved. -2
#71 - derpish (09/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #4 - mayormilkman (09/23/2013) [-]
Yet another victim of the FJ hivemind...
User avatar #2 - arandomanon ONLINE (09/23/2013) [-]
Oh man I love killing accounts
User avatar #3 to #2 - arandomanon ONLINE (09/23/2013) [-]
Specially if they are owned by a retard like you so enjoy your ban.
#1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/23/2013) [-]
kill yourself just kill yourself
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