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thegrapistswife

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Gender: female
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:12/27/2010
Last Login:3/27/2015
Location:yes
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Content Views:314827
Times Content Favorited:332 times
Total Comments Made:219
FJ Points:13913

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latest user's comments

#838 - I got my nails did for the first time today. I just realized m… 3 hours ago on Let it all out, let FJ be... 0
#29 - That moth's butt releases a bunch of pheromones. I bet he gets… 03/19/2015 on Nature pics part 1 0
#138 - I really need admin cock up my butt now. Plz. 03/18/2015 on Help me test this 0
#1445 - Thank. 02/22/2015 on Get told you're good looking +1
#1416 - Selfies for days.  [+] (13 new replies) 02/22/2015 on Get told you're good looking +5
#3517 - anonymous (02/23/2015) [-]
Oh that boobies. pretty girl
#2061 - deadagain (02/22/2015) [-]
Okay dude, you got this. Must. be. gentleman. must. not. mention. boobs.
Yo-your.. You have pretty.. Eyebrows?
User avatar #1988 - becauseoprahsaidso (02/22/2015) [-]
The one on the left is cuter but the right one has better tits. If you were to combine the best qualities of the two you would have the perfect specimen.
User avatar #1626 - dieterkaiser (02/22/2015) [-]
I like the bull ring
oh and boobs, those things are nice too.
User avatar #1595 - enjoigiggity (02/22/2015) [-]
You're eyes are amazing
#1504 - anonymous (02/22/2015) [-]
Nice try, showing boobs thinking we wouldn't notice that nose piercing
Take it out and you are a 10/10, just my 2 cents
User avatar #1453 - fancys (02/22/2015) [-]
You could have the biggest forehead in the history of the world, and we wouldn't know.
3/10 possible 5head
User avatar #1449 - creamNscream (02/22/2015) [-]
You're pretty.

Can... can you sit on my face?
#1454 - Mr Unsmiley (02/22/2015) [-]
#1443 - namenotallowed (02/22/2015) [-]
I like the nose piercing.
User avatar #1445 - thegrapistswife (02/22/2015) [-]
Thank.
User avatar #1431 - SOUL CRUSHER (02/22/2015) [-]
to much boobs, I don't know what too think....
User avatar #1422 - Mr Unsmiley (02/22/2015) [-]
*tiddies for days
#765 - **thegrapistswife used "*roll cis privilege*"** **thegrapis… 02/21/2015 on Did you check your... 0
#683 - I applied to Harvard as a joke. I got accepted.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2015 on How smart are you? 0
#864 - themastertroller (02/20/2015) [-]
#28 - I'm that guy. Sorry friends. 02/15/2015 on And then I remember that I... 0
#2221 - Thanks, man. I try sometimes. 02/15/2015 on Alone on V-day selfie thread? +1
#2218 - You da best.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/15/2015 on Alone on V-day selfie thread? +2
User avatar #2220 - freedomreturns (02/15/2015) [-]
And you did a good job on your eye shadow and eye liner.
User avatar #2221 - thegrapistswife (02/15/2015) [-]
Thanks, man. I try sometimes.
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#132 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi thegrapistswife! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
#131 - admin (03/21/2015) [-]
Hi thegrapistswife! Hi! I'm your new North Korean slave mine worker kid! Please feed me!
User avatar #128 - gugek (02/14/2015) [-]
Happy valentines day, i hope it goes well. And if it doesn't there is always tomorrow :-] you're awesome have a great day yo!
User avatar #129 to #128 - thegrapistswife (02/15/2015) [-]
Thank you. This really made my day. (:
User avatar #130 to #129 - gugek (02/16/2015) [-]
yay
#118 - dissectedtesticle (01/26/2015) [-]
ey who are you, senorita?
ey who are you, senorita?
User avatar #120 to #118 - thegrapistswife (01/26/2015) [-]
Just me.
#117 - stripey ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
sup?
User avatar #119 to #117 - thegrapistswife (01/26/2015) [-]
Ya know. Stuff and things.
User avatar #121 to #119 - stripey ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
...cool
#123 to #122 - stripey ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
we're having a blizzard here so I'm just getting comfortable and enjoying not being out
User avatar #124 to #123 - thegrapistswife (01/26/2015) [-]
It's not super blizzard-y here, but it's supposed to snow into tomorrow. I'm done with classes, so I may just take a nap for forever.
User avatar #125 to #124 - stripey ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
yesterday I took a two hour nap, then couldn't go to sleep at night

I'm terrible at naps, man

******* naps
User avatar #126 to #125 - thegrapistswife (01/26/2015) [-]
I don't sleep much in general, so there's that.
User avatar #127 to #126 - stripey ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
I'm a night owl. I sleep fine, though.

#112 - giffythetoad ONLINE (01/02/2015) [-]
I'm using this gif a lot more lately
I'm using this gif a lot more lately
User avatar #113 to #112 - thegrapistswife (01/02/2015) [-]
I add random people a lot. Very nice gif. And you seemed lonely from that silly post by that guy about the stuff.
#114 to #113 - giffythetoad ONLINE (01/02/2015) [-]
Oh yeah, the guy with the stuff and the things. Yeah, he was fun to stalk until he got annoyed with me.
Oh yeah, the guy with the stuff and the things. Yeah, he was fun to stalk until he got annoyed with me.
User avatar #115 to #114 - thegrapistswife (01/02/2015) [-]
You can stalk me anytime. (:
User avatar #116 to #115 - giffythetoad ONLINE (01/02/2015) [-]
User avatar #111 - thelonebrit (12/25/2014) [-]
hey there....
User avatar #110 - gugek (11/15/2014) [-]
Have a great day today friend.
User avatar #108 - gugek (10/26/2014) [-]
Hey have a great night! And a fantastic day morning tomorow!
User avatar #109 to #108 - thegrapistswife (10/26/2014) [-]
D'awwww, thanks! You too! (:
User avatar #107 - onlyonehotspur (09/06/2014) [-]
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
User avatar #106 - onlyonehotspur (05/28/2014) [-]
Oi
User avatar #95 - onlyonehotspur (05/19/2014) [-]
Oi
User avatar #97 to #96 - onlyonehotspur (05/19/2014) [-]
You alright?
User avatar #99 to #98 - onlyonehotspur (05/19/2014) [-]
Cool

what's with the trolls? just wondering
User avatar #100 to #99 - thegrapistswife (05/19/2014) [-]
A little 15-yr-old got mad when I said I wouldn't sleep with him because that's gross and illegal.
User avatar #101 to #100 - onlyonehotspur (05/19/2014) [-]
You talking about Hawk?
User avatar #103 to #102 - onlyonehotspur (05/19/2014) [-]
Oh don't worry about him, honestly he puts up a hard act, really he's just a normal guy, possible "Small-man syndrome"

doing anything?
User avatar #104 to #103 - thegrapistswife (05/19/2014) [-]
Not much. Why?
User avatar #105 to #104 - onlyonehotspur (05/19/2014) [-]
Nah no reason, just trying to keep awake, cba to sleep
User avatar #94 - gigglesthegreat (05/15/2014) [-]
hehe... Grapist...
#89 - anonymous (05/15/2014) [-]
>MAJORING IN SPANISH

SPIC DETECTED
#91 to #90 - nnever (05/15/2014) [-]
dats ur fase wen u suk dik lol
User avatar #92 to #91 - thegrapistswife (05/15/2014) [-]
Totally.
#93 to #92 - nnever (05/15/2014) [-]
ahaha dum bich hore
#84 - nnever (05/15/2014) [-]
y dafuk u mes wit hawke u fukn pedo. i sher ur cunt mom is hapy dat u posst ur tits on a websitte lol ur so pedo
User avatar #85 to #84 - thegrapistswife (05/15/2014) [-]
I think it's trying to communicate.
#86 to #85 - nnever (05/15/2014) [-]
lol ur so dum ho i bet u dint evn gradate midl skole lol dum bich
User avatar #87 to #86 - thegrapistswife (05/15/2014) [-]
I see you're trying to insult me. I feel like you'd have to try to fail out of middle school. It's quite funny, actually, for I am double majoring in engineering and Spanish, and double minoring in physics and math. I mean, if that's what you consider dumb..
#88 to #87 - nnever (05/15/2014) [-]
lol mexican ho bifch ur oly in hiskole cuz u sukd techers dik lol y u so dum stupd hore pedo
#83 - anonymous (05/15/2014) [-]
why would u hurt hawke wtf is wrong with you
User avatar #81 - enteroreninenine (05/15/2014) [-]
You are a pedophile and threatened to touch hawke's underaged balls
User avatar #82 to #81 - thegrapistswife (05/15/2014) [-]
I have not. I simply refused to touch his underage balls when I learned they were underage balls. Now he's all mad and stuff.
User avatar #72 - Hawke (05/14/2014) [-]
I'd **** you senseless.
User avatar #75 to #72 - thegrapistswife (05/14/2014) [-]
That's sweet. (:
User avatar #76 to #75 - Hawke (05/14/2014) [-]
So you find raw passionate rough sex sweet?
User avatar #77 to #76 - thegrapistswife (05/14/2014) [-]
Oh, absolutely.
User avatar #78 to #77 - Hawke (05/14/2014) [-]
I don't think I believe you.
#79 to #78 - thegrapistswife (05/14/2014) [-]
No one understands sarcasm on the interwebs.
#80 to #79 - Hawke (05/14/2014) [-]
Sorry I don't know what that is.

So are we ****** or wat
User avatar #56 - onlyonehotspur (05/14/2014) [-]
Please ignore them, they are assholes
User avatar #57 to #56 - thegrapistswife (05/14/2014) [-]
Whaaat? There aren't any assholes on FJ. That's silly.
User avatar #58 to #57 - onlyonehotspur (05/14/2014) [-]
Oh trust me, there are
User avatar #59 to #58 - thegrapistswife (05/14/2014) [-]
Sarcasm, haha.
So you don't fancy me? D:
User avatar #60 to #59 - onlyonehotspur (05/14/2014) [-]
Oh, sorry, British humour, we don't get sarcasm

and please don't do this to me you're attractive, but I don't really know you
User avatar #61 to #60 - thegrapistswife (05/14/2014) [-]
Also sarcasm.
User avatar #62 to #61 - onlyonehotspur (05/14/2014) [-]
I'm British, I have a reason
User avatar #63 to #62 - thegrapistswife (05/14/2014) [-]
Well I guess I'll just have to get to know you, then.
User avatar #65 to #63 - onlyonehotspur (05/14/2014) [-]
Sorry if the chat was a little dead, I'm really tired

I'll speak to you later if you want
User avatar #64 to #63 - onlyonehotspur (05/14/2014) [-]
errr, not much really to know to be honest, just live in a city near London and soon going to Uni, that's honestly it, other than I play a lot of sports
User avatar #66 to #64 - Hawke (05/14/2014) [-]
BRO THAT WAS BETA AS **** CMAN STEP IT UP
User avatar #67 to #66 - onlyonehotspur (05/14/2014) [-]
1) We carried on the convo privately mate
2) I don't see how that was beta, I'm honestly just a normal British guy
3) How's Evan doing? he told me about some big helicopter thing you lot made on Arma II
4) Top banter
User avatar #68 to #67 - Hawke (05/14/2014) [-]
Nah i'm just ******* with you man.

How are you?

Yeah I don't have Arma but he's talked about it while he played in a skype call. Evan's good.
User avatar #69 to #68 - onlyonehotspur (05/14/2014) [-]
haha I thought you were

but yeah I'm alright, just getting through my last term of College, aren't you Americans already off school? or at least you're near it I think
User avatar #70 to #69 - Hawke (05/14/2014) [-]
School is ending pretty soon, yup.
User avatar #71 to #70 - onlyonehotspur (05/14/2014) [-]
******* hell, how long do you get off then?
User avatar #73 to #71 - Hawke (05/14/2014) [-]
3 months
User avatar #74 to #73 - onlyonehotspur (05/14/2014) [-]
Lucky bastards
User avatar #55 - thelonebrit (04/25/2014) [-]
hey there love
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