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If you get the new xbox, I feel bad for ya son.
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#59 - *when in rome* 08/21/2012 on Pointless +2
#681 - **thegorn rolls 89** 08/14/2012 on Safe -1
#50 - successfull troll is successful  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2012 on Scum-bag god +12
#52 - zergswarm (06/26/2012) [-]
You need this
#177 - Maybe the genius who invented time machines has better stuff t… 06/26/2012 on Time Travel 0
#287 - Haha, one of your parents are dead!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2012 on Punchline 0
#320 - crilleballe (06/25/2012) [-]
No, my dad's James Blunt
#69 - Over-the-shoulder boulder-holder  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2012 on Full of smart people +3
#77 - sexynipplegirl (06/30/2012) [-]
under the but nut hut
#39 - So an object weighing 3.5 kg will orbit the earth at ground le… 06/23/2012 on Where muslims prayers goes 0
#35 - horizontally?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2012 on Where muslims prayers goes 0
User avatar #41 - DemonX (06/23/2012) [-]
Wait! I've changed my mind. It goes ♂ way. (I couldn't find a diagonal directional arrow, so that'll have to do.)
#30 - What angle does it get launched in?  [+] (4 new replies) 06/23/2012 on Where muslims prayers goes 0
User avatar #31 - DemonX (06/23/2012) [-]
That way --->
User avatar #39 - thegorn (06/23/2012) [-]
So an object weighing 3.5 kg will orbit the earth at ground level going at 343 meters per second?
User avatar #35 - thegorn (06/23/2012) [-]
horizontally?
User avatar #41 - DemonX (06/23/2012) [-]
Wait! I've changed my mind. It goes ♂ way. (I couldn't find a diagonal directional arrow, so that'll have to do.)
#27 - Ok physicsfag, let's see if you can do this. Prayers obviously…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/23/2012 on Where muslims prayers goes 0
#34 - dakoolbean (06/23/2012) [-]
The Escape Velocity of Earth is about 25,000 MPH while the speed of sound at sea level (Time Square, NY is about 86 ft. above sea level) is 768 MPH so technically, yes, somewhere over the Ocean the sound waves should fall into the Ocean. But sound travels as a vibration through the collisions of atoms, and therefore has no real weight and without weight cannot fall, only fade.

The sound waves of your prayer fade before reaching Mecca.
#36 - landkreuzer (06/23/2012) [-]
And what if there are thought-waves and they can travel through Earth in a straight line?
User avatar #29 - DemonX (06/23/2012) [-]
About 3.50kg.
User avatar #30 - thegorn (06/23/2012) [-]
What angle does it get launched in?
User avatar #31 - DemonX (06/23/2012) [-]
That way --->
User avatar #39 - thegorn (06/23/2012) [-]
So an object weighing 3.5 kg will orbit the earth at ground level going at 343 meters per second?
User avatar #35 - thegorn (06/23/2012) [-]
horizontally?
User avatar #41 - DemonX (06/23/2012) [-]
Wait! I've changed my mind. It goes ♂ way. (I couldn't find a diagonal directional arrow, so that'll have to do.)
#4 - What kind of a hell do you live in? 06/23/2012 on What happened? +4
#20 - Who says gravity doesn't work on prayers?  [+] (16 new replies) 06/23/2012 on Where muslims prayers goes +4
User avatar #28 - teevanator (06/23/2012) [-]
Tryed using F=Ma on thoughts, nigga? No mass = no force.
#24 - dakoolbean (06/23/2012) [-]
If gravity worked on prayers, how much does a prayer weigh, and how fast does a prayer travel? Can you "throw" your prayer to make it go a certain speed? Give me that information, and I can tell you if your prayer will make it to Mecca from a given location.
User avatar #111 - ishalltroll (06/24/2012) [-]
Prayers are either sound or energy. So we need to know how much sound weighs (which makes absolutely no fucking sense but whatever) or know what kind of energy prayers are made of, and how much that weighs.
User avatar #45 - thenewgizmobox (06/23/2012) [-]
does that mean we could hit people with our prayers?
"don't make me prey at you!"
#46 - anonymous (06/23/2012) [-]
It worked on Giegue
So why the fuck not?
#32 - landkreuzer (06/23/2012) [-]
everything is affected by gravity! Duuuuh.
#50 - Lawlor (06/23/2012) [-]
....No... everything is not affected by gravity.
User avatar #27 - thegorn (06/23/2012) [-]
Ok physicsfag, let's see if you can do this. Prayers obviously travel at the speed of sound, how much would it have to weigh to get to Mecca from say, Time Square, NY?
#34 - dakoolbean (06/23/2012) [-]
The Escape Velocity of Earth is about 25,000 MPH while the speed of sound at sea level (Time Square, NY is about 86 ft. above sea level) is 768 MPH so technically, yes, somewhere over the Ocean the sound waves should fall into the Ocean. But sound travels as a vibration through the collisions of atoms, and therefore has no real weight and without weight cannot fall, only fade.

The sound waves of your prayer fade before reaching Mecca.
#36 - landkreuzer (06/23/2012) [-]
And what if there are thought-waves and they can travel through Earth in a straight line?
User avatar #29 - DemonX (06/23/2012) [-]
About 3.50kg.
User avatar #30 - thegorn (06/23/2012) [-]
What angle does it get launched in?
User avatar #31 - DemonX (06/23/2012) [-]
That way --->
User avatar #39 - thegorn (06/23/2012) [-]
So an object weighing 3.5 kg will orbit the earth at ground level going at 343 meters per second?
User avatar #35 - thegorn (06/23/2012) [-]
horizontally?
User avatar #41 - DemonX (06/23/2012) [-]
Wait! I've changed my mind. It goes ♂ way. (I couldn't find a diagonal directional arrow, so that'll have to do.)
#4 - False. the reason someone posted "DA FUQ" is because…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/23/2012 on What sorcery is this? +118
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Also dubs.
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#429 - Damn straight I'm a revolutionary philosophic voice. 06/21/2012 on Response to the slutty... 0
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#400 - icametochewgum (06/21/2012) [-]
"Yes but she deserves the bullying for being so stupid."

You are a fucking moron. No-one deserves to be bullied, even less so because they're stupid, fat, or any other reason like that.

You clearly have a very high opinion of your own intelligence and maturity. Let me assure you that you are unreservedly wrong in that belief. People who are intelligent and/or mature seek to understand, they don't condemn and torture a 15 year old for doing something dumb.

You're probably some idiot teenager who read "Atlas Shrugged" last week and now think yourself some sort of revolutionary philosophic voice.
User avatar #429 - thegorn (06/21/2012) [-]
Damn straight I'm a revolutionary philosophic voice.
User avatar #385 - ImaTumor (06/21/2012) [-]
You'd be surprised how many, I've done it before with great success.
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#24 - Haha what the **** , I mean who repeats a break in…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2012 on On some sheet music 0
User avatar #30 - Noah (06/19/2012) [-]
In a band some instruments might have notes while others have rests. So they need to repeat the break to keep everyone in the same measure.
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