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thegorn

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Date Signed Up:12/25/2010
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If you get the new xbox, I feel bad for ya son.
I got 99 problems with the xbox one.

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#301 - Well that's easy. Toy gun and sheep intestine. 12/09/2012 on Walmart +1
#117 - That means there is a universe where someone invented a univer… 12/08/2012 on The sad truth 0
#357 - Ok, so in conclusion since the criminals can get the guns anyw… 12/05/2012 on Piers "Aloe" Morgan 0
#343 - So what your saying is gun-laws stop potential criminals from … 12/05/2012 on Piers "Aloe" Morgan 0
#336 - If you have no prior convictions, yes. 12/05/2012 on Piers "Aloe" Morgan 0
#328 - If your going to shoot someone why would you go through all th…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2012 on Piers "Aloe" Morgan 0
User avatar #338 - philliyoMLB (12/05/2012) [-]
Because it can get traced easier.
#14 - No. If something increases by 100%, that means it doubles. In …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2012 on Zubats +4
User avatar #17 - kimmustonen (12/03/2012) [-]
This guy is right you know.jpg
User avatar #15 - jetpistol (12/03/2012) [-]
I think anon was making a joke here. Like even if you dont drink you already have a 100% chance to encounter zubats.
#124 - And thus Irenicus laid his plans 12/02/2012 on Russians: Do Not Fuck with... 0
#654 - That's the creepiest ******* thing I've heard in a long time 12/01/2012 on This is legit 0
#317 - Goddammit humanity, stop ******* with evolution. If you…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/29/2012 on A short story +4
User avatar #330 - supamonkey (11/29/2012) [-]
That's why fat people are unattractive; to stop them from reproducing. Of course, things like alcohol and desperation get in the way of all that.
User avatar #370 - thatoneiranianguy (11/29/2012) [-]
There's a difference though between a chubby fat ass and this. This is just....disgusting.
#366 - Yes but remember, zombies are infected humans. Slashing them, …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/28/2012 on Zombie Apocalypse +3
#372 - fefe (11/28/2012) [-]
But guns are loud so it will attract more zombies!

Perhaps a spear or bow will do.
User avatar #371 - ixcarnifexxi (11/28/2012) [-]
Hence crossbows and/or ballista. You can collect the arrows when safe to do so, clean em off and re-use them. Also, blunt objects; most likely will not cause any open wounds! And I'm glad we're on the same page about infected zombies cause I hate it when people get all "nuh-huh, zombies are living dead! can't get infected from the living dead"
User avatar #414 - ixcarnifexxi (11/28/2012) [-]
Why was I thumbed down?
#1219 - Step 1: pick con troll er Step 2: make game with cheat cod… 11/28/2012 on choices +3
#252 - when were you when beautiful woman dies? 11/28/2012 on German Facebook 0
#53 - I know.. And it's no better on the inside.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2012 on Why norwegian kids, hate... -1
User avatar #55 - krizz (11/22/2012) [-]
I haven't been inside tho

why are we talking english???
#48 - Here ya go  [+] (3 new replies) 11/22/2012 on Why norwegian kids, hate... 0
User avatar #49 - krizz (11/22/2012) [-]
cocentrastion camp factory XD
User avatar #53 - thegorn (11/22/2012) [-]
I know.. And it's no better on the inside.
User avatar #55 - krizz (11/22/2012) [-]
I haven't been inside tho

why are we talking english???
#5 - Comment deleted  [+] (9 new replies) 11/21/2012 on mind = blown -16
#14 - djequalizee (11/21/2012) [-]
User avatar #11 - SirFail (11/21/2012) [-]
"Pikachu, The electric mouse pokemon."
User avatar #9 - grogovic (11/21/2012) [-]
Chu is the noise rat makes in Japanese.
#7 - huszti (11/21/2012) [-]
do you need red arrows pointing at "Mouse Pokémon?" im also pretty sure the pokedex in the game says mouse pokemon.

source: balltickler's link
#10 - thijsofbodom (11/21/2012) [-]
how do they know what a mouse is if theres only pokemon in their world?
User avatar #12 - huszti (11/21/2012) [-]
well, it's not true that here are no animals in pokemon, especially in the first season a lot of "real life" animals are seen/mentioned, most likely fish.
examples:
2nd episode: ash mentions that caterpie is a bug-type, not a "real" bug and a pidgey eats a real life worm
4th episode: ash is wearing a cow costume
7th episode: fish in fish tank in the cerulean city gym.
20th episode: gastly creates an illusion of a mongoose
23th episode: you can see a mounted deer head, etc.

source: ive seen the pokemon anime a lot + bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Animals_in_the_Pok%C3%A9mon_world
User avatar #17 - bensho (11/21/2012) [-]
twentythirdth
wat.
User avatar #19 - huszti (11/21/2012) [-]
actually is twentythreeth

nah just kidding, i should have known but i always forget. english is not my native language. sorry.
User avatar #13 - thijsofbodom (11/21/2012) [-]
never noticed
thanks for the heads up
#33 - I don't see it. ok guys, where's the ****** ? 11/21/2012 on Incredible, Indeed +8
#32 - Does washington even ******* lift?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2012 on Incredible, Indeed 0
#34 - broorb (11/21/2012) [-]
washington don't think it be like it is but it do :(
#89 - I'm not saying that it's not important for plant life, I'm say… 11/20/2012 on A better world 0
#32 - That's ingenious. Using pigs to make bacon! What ever will the… 11/20/2012 on the earth population thanks... +4
#52 - So you want a less polluted world, but if that means cutting d… 11/20/2012 on A better world 0
#47 - Yeah these humongous CO2 emissions will lead to more trees! Ex…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2012 on A better world 0
#88 - daddycool (11/20/2012) [-]
Actually, yes. Yes it will.

The fact that the first world needs wood doesn't change the fact that CO2 is dramatically important for strong plant life.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2qVNK6zFgE

CO2 is not a pollutant.
User avatar #89 - thegorn (11/20/2012) [-]
I'm not saying that it's not important for plant life, I'm saying the amounts were emitting are to large to be absorbed by plant life. Therefore the amount of CO2 in the atmosphere rises, and the greenhouse effect becomes stronger.
#40 - Goddamnit dad, trees for dinner again? 11/20/2012 on A better world 0
#39 - United States Tonnes of CO2 per capita in 2009: 17.2 Somal…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/20/2012 on A better world 0
User avatar #66 - sniperfumbles (11/20/2012) [-]
Nice scale there, champ.
#42 - daddycool (11/20/2012) [-]
CO2 is not a pollutant. It's plant food.
User avatar #47 - thegorn (11/20/2012) [-]
Yeah these humongous CO2 emissions will lead to more trees! Except wait, were cutting down the trees.....
#88 - daddycool (11/20/2012) [-]
Actually, yes. Yes it will.

The fact that the first world needs wood doesn't change the fact that CO2 is dramatically important for strong plant life.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2qVNK6zFgE

CO2 is not a pollutant.
User avatar #89 - thegorn (11/20/2012) [-]
I'm not saying that it's not important for plant life, I'm saying the amounts were emitting are to large to be absorbed by plant life. Therefore the amount of CO2 in the atmosphere rises, and the greenhouse effect becomes stronger.
#388 - When I go out, when I go out, well I know I'm gonna be I'm…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2012 on guise, ill miss you +1
#391 - johnshepherd (11/18/2012) [-]

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