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#119 - Nope. A wise word means a sentence containing good advice.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2013 on 100 wisest words... +4
User avatar #121 - tehlulzbringer (04/12/2013) [-]
It's more than 100 sentences
#354 - No worries, the Istari are immortal.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2013 on And they're all pretty old... 0
User avatar #365 - holycrapimacupcake (04/01/2013) [-]
Plus he's Magneto, you can;t fucking kill Magneto!
#17 - Pangea bitch! 03/29/2013 on Did you know? 0
#111 - Picture 03/05/2013 on Why anon hates artists. 0
#403 - Picture 03/02/2013 on Field cannot be empty. 0
#175 - Ever heard of the ol' rub and tug? 03/01/2013 on Five Times 0
#170 - Meaning you don't ejaculate in relationships?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/01/2013 on Five Times +1
User avatar #172 - Zarke (03/01/2013) [-]
Hard to do that if you don't have one.
User avatar #175 - thegorn (03/01/2013) [-]
Ever heard of the ol' rub and tug?
#74 - The only people who get sued for pirating are people that take… 02/28/2013 on Robin Hood of the Pirating... 0
#121 - Meanwhile, in your moms vagina. 02/28/2013 on Wembley Stadium +2
#10 - still, that makes 21.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2013 on BMW sketches dream car for... 0
User avatar #11 - jamrobot (02/14/2013) [-]
Axle meaning on each side, so there are 6 per row. 6 x 7 = 42
#170 - Exactly, everyone who looks at that and say's "Boy, we su… 02/10/2013 on Climate Change 0
#102 - Read my comment again.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/10/2013 on Climate Change +1
#157 - anonymous (02/10/2013) [-]
True, the graphs are the same, but some people understand that the graphs don't mean shit while others think it's a sign of the end.
User avatar #170 - thegorn (02/10/2013) [-]
Exactly, everyone who looks at that and say's "Boy, we sure are fucked!" is an idiot, just like anyone who looks at it and says "It's only 130 years durr, that's proof that global warming is a myth, and everyone who thinks otherwise is arrogant!". The reason it only shows the last 130 years is that it's a graph over recorded weather. Before 1880 humans didn't take periodic meteorological measurements.
#70 - The graph isn't trying to prove climate change, it's showing h…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/10/2013 on Climate Change +1
#90 - winglit (02/10/2013) [-]
but the global climate tends to change over time, the planet has gone from being covered in ice, to being a giant desert with only a few forests towards the southern equator, to being a forest filled with giant insects, would you blame those on human actions as well? the whole argument seems a bit like us trying to make ourselves seem more important, and whos to say the world didnt let us evolve so we could make more CO2 for it? maybe the world was a bit chilly so it left us to do as we wanted? its also as stated a tiny graph which shows nothing of the past millions of years of climate change.
User avatar #102 - thegorn (02/10/2013) [-]
Read my comment again.
#157 - anonymous (02/10/2013) [-]
True, the graphs are the same, but some people understand that the graphs don't mean shit while others think it's a sign of the end.
User avatar #170 - thegorn (02/10/2013) [-]
Exactly, everyone who looks at that and say's "Boy, we sure are fucked!" is an idiot, just like anyone who looks at it and says "It's only 130 years durr, that's proof that global warming is a myth, and everyone who thinks otherwise is arrogant!". The reason it only shows the last 130 years is that it's a graph over recorded weather. Before 1880 humans didn't take periodic meteorological measurements.
#35 - Picture 01/22/2013 on Sign My Photo? +55
#43 - Right, I'm from Norway, and I agree that it's fine to own a re…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/19/2013 on Gun control logic +8
User avatar #99 - MatthewsGauss (01/20/2013) [-]
people want assault rifles because they look awesome, why do people buy swords? There isnt going to be a feudal knight barging into your house looking for a duel, people just by them because they look kick anus
User avatar #45 - darknesincontrol (01/19/2013) [-]
Im from Denmark, and most of us dont own a gun. The worst thing that could happen to us is getting stabbed...
User avatar #69 - ningyoaijin (01/19/2013) [-]
But if you had a gun, you wouldn't be stabbed, and you'd be damned sure the burglar would put that shit back.
#257 - herashak (01/20/2013) [-]
but if you had a gun chances are he has a gun.
User avatar #303 - nogphille (01/20/2013) [-]
chances are he has a gun whether or not you have one.. people committing a crime may already have committed a crime.. like owning an illegal firearm..
#317 - herashak (01/20/2013) [-]
There are 12 guns per 100 people. I don't think the chances of the person robbing you having a gun is that high, and the chances of you dying is waaaaaay lower.
User avatar #323 - nogphille (01/20/2013) [-]
statistics? without reference? always nice.. does that include illegal firearms? does that include a list of how many of those 100 are felons and how many of those 12 represent felons?
i actually do think that the person committing burglary might be armed; he'd be stupid not to.. and i think felons aren't stupid, they were merely brought up with low chances to amount to anything differently and can see a quick buck when presented the opportunity.
#110 - anonymous (01/20/2013) [-]
if i had a gun the burglar would shoot first
#80 - wishingwell has deleted their comment.
#140 - Ok, calm down everybody, this is clearly fake. That man is white. 01/15/2013 on How to steal an ultra-thin TV +1
#173 - Because that would just be insane  [+] (4 new replies) 12/30/2012 on America Logic +4
#174 - pedobearson (12/30/2012) [-]
Exactly. I am assuming you are not being sarcastic because it's hard to sense sarcasm over a screen.
#181 - anonymous (12/30/2012) [-]
It might be hard to get that he is in fact sarcastic because you have a big healthy dose of aspergers.
#177 - anonymous (12/30/2012) [-]
...i think he is being sarcastic
#184 - pedobearson (12/30/2012) [-]
If he doesnt set it straight then I won't.
#166 - If you can't afford a mechanic, you have to walk. If you c…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/30/2012 on America Logic +19
#170 - pedobearson (12/30/2012) [-]
It doesn't matter if it causes you to die. A lack of shelter might also kill you. Are we going to give homes to every family that doesn't have one?
User avatar #173 - thegorn (12/30/2012) [-]
Because that would just be insane
#174 - pedobearson (12/30/2012) [-]
Exactly. I am assuming you are not being sarcastic because it's hard to sense sarcasm over a screen.
#181 - anonymous (12/30/2012) [-]
It might be hard to get that he is in fact sarcastic because you have a big healthy dose of aspergers.
#177 - anonymous (12/30/2012) [-]
...i think he is being sarcastic
#184 - pedobearson (12/30/2012) [-]
If he doesnt set it straight then I won't.
#44 - That's cool and all, but it would only work from one angle. 12/15/2012 on Is this possible? 0
#161 - Also the amount of thumbs you have  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2012 on Generations... 0
User avatar #167 - thebritishguy (12/11/2012) [-]
minus a fuck, damn
#82 - I guess we're headed the right way then! Of course if we used …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2012 on I don't have this long exams 0
User avatar #86 - demandsgayversion (12/10/2012) [-]
Well the tree farm trees are thin, not really large enough to use for large scale building. The trees have to be able to grow large in only (10-20?) years for it to be renewable, and you can't get large trees to grow that fast. Really we need to just do more selective logging, and really, not let every uneducated redneck with an axe start a cutting business would help a lot.
#80 - Then why are we cutting down the rain forest?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/10/2012 on I don't have this long exams -2
User avatar #84 - commiecomrade (12/10/2012) [-]
The rainforest ground is extremely fertile for crops, but only for a short time. So prospective farmers cut down a lot every year.
User avatar #81 - demandsgayversion (12/10/2012) [-]
Lumber for building. Plus, clear cutting is becoming a lot rarer, apposed to selective cutting.
User avatar #82 - thegorn (12/10/2012) [-]
I guess we're headed the right way then! Of course if we used less of the wood from tree farms for paper, it could be used for building, so we ain't saints, but one step at a time i guess
User avatar #86 - demandsgayversion (12/10/2012) [-]
Well the tree farm trees are thin, not really large enough to use for large scale building. The trees have to be able to grow large in only (10-20?) years for it to be renewable, and you can't get large trees to grow that fast. Really we need to just do more selective logging, and really, not let every uneducated redneck with an axe start a cutting business would help a lot.
#301 - Well that's easy. Toy gun and sheep intestine. 12/09/2012 on Walmart +1
#117 - That means there is a universe where someone invented a univer… 12/08/2012 on The sad truth 0
#357 - Ok, so in conclusion since the criminals can get the guns anyw… 12/05/2012 on Piers "Aloe" Morgan 0

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