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Date Signed Up:12/25/2010
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If you get the new xbox, I feel bad for ya son.
I got 99 problems with the xbox one.

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#47 - Picture 04/10/2014 on FATALITY! +1
#99 - Unfortunately, she'll only be the second person in the white h…  [+] (1 reply) 03/10/2014 on Mind = Blown +5
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#107 - kanatana (03/10/2014) [-]
Heh. As if he started with Monica.
#8 - More like a blackalaika  [+] (2 replies) 02/13/2014 on Mumford and Sons +1
#9 - aytoktonik (02/13/2014) [-]
contra balalaika only for tru russian men !
#37 - ireallylikepotatoe (02/14/2014) [-]
Oh yeah?
#57 - Ok, so bald eagles sound like ******* seagulls. Your move, America  [+] (3 replies) 08/14/2013 on The Lion king roars +16
#90 - jeetster (08/14/2013) [-]
Actually Bald Eagles sound like freedom.
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#79 - meganinja (08/14/2013) [-]
correction, they only sound like that to non-Americans. For only a true citizen of the USA can comprehend the sound of Freedom.
#75 - dedaluminus (08/14/2013) [-]
"For my own part I wish the Bald Eagle had not been chosen the Representative of our Country. He is a Bird of bad moral Character. He does not get his Living honestly. You may have seen him perched on some dead Tree near the River, where, too lazy to fish for himself, he watches the Labour of the Fishing Hawk; and when that diligent Bird has at length taken a Fish, and is bearing it to his Nest for the Support of his Mate and young Ones, the Bald Eagle pursues him and takes it from him. For the Truth the Turkey is in Comparison a much more respectable Bird, and withal a true original Native of America... He is besides, though a little vain & silly, a Bird of Courage, and would not hesitate to attack a Grenadier of the British Guards who should presume to invade his Farm Yard with a red Coat on."

Decisions made by a committee generally suck ass.
#84 - Well maybe your questions will be answered when the ******* ga…  [+] (1 reply) 06/28/2013 on Why I'm going to get watchdogs -1
#92 - lankyman (06/28/2013) [-]
I dont like your tone of voice sir

I was just merely testing the temperature of the water sir

so to speak sir

nothing wrong with questions sir

sir sir sir
#58 - That's what she said  [+] (6 replies) 06/27/2013 on USA 1 x North Korea 0 -1
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#59 - tarekmig (06/27/2013) [-]
Did you even watch the video faggot, He had 10 guns. Try "that's what she said" joke now.
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#80 - sabcy (06/27/2013) [-]
me gusta.
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#81 - tarekmig (06/27/2013) [-]
what
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#83 - sabcy (06/27/2013) [-]
if gun is to penis, do the math.
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#84 - tarekmig (06/27/2013) [-]
I am deeply thinking of what you just said.
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#85 - sabcy (06/27/2013) [-]
ten guns= 10 penises, all of varying lengths, thickness, and caliber.
#7 - Comment deleted  [+] (8 replies) 06/25/2013 on Cucumber -43
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#79 - jajathezombie (06/25/2013) [-]
Well my vagina has the structural integrity to support a cucumber so you can just suck on that you nay-sayer.
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#9 - utaelilya (06/25/2013) [-]
it says "cucumbers"
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#24 - localcatbarber (06/25/2013) [-]
Even if he filled a pool with cucumbers and tried to walk on it he would just break the cucumbers and hit the bottom.
#32 - zombiegorilla (06/25/2013) [-]
The large amounts of cucumbers would keep him up and even if he stepped on it the wrong way, he wouldn't fall to the bottom.
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#76 - localcatbarber (06/25/2013) [-]
But cucumbers are super squishy. I doubt they would be able to hold a man.
#25 - utaelilya (06/25/2013) [-]
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#27 - localcatbarber (06/25/2013) [-]
How would you walk on cucumbers, if I may ask?
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#66 - tesarrior (06/25/2013) [-]
by walking on them?