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If you get the new xbox, I feel bad for ya son.
I got 99 problems with the xbox one.

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#227 - 1994 + 11 = 2005  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2014 on Some More Brain Food 0
User avatar #228 - jordanish (06/05/2014) [-]
god damn it I can't math
#41 - Non-falsified Dick 06/04/2014 on true detective +6
#59 - Historically our "English tea" has come from India mate. 06/04/2014 on (untitled) +8
#11 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2014 on Raiders Of The Lost Ark +16
#25 - nasseseta (05/27/2014) [-]
So do you!
#122 - Nope, you see the gravitational force is oppositely proportion… 05/23/2014 on Science Comp!!! 0
#945 - So you prefer having uncommitted relationships with two differ…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2014 on FJ will shut down in 1 week +1
#946 - itsbendingtime (05/22/2014) [-]
yes.
#19 - I want to thumb this up so bad, but it has 69 thumbs!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2014 on Busted! +2
User avatar #20 - shadowrated (05/05/2014) [-]
thumb it down, its at 70
#47 - Picture 04/10/2014 on FATALITY! +1
#99 - Unfortunately, she'll only be the second person in the white h…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2014 on Mind = Blown +5
User avatar #107 - kanatana (03/10/2014) [-]
Heh. As if he started with Monica.
#8 - More like a blackalaika  [+] (2 new replies) 02/13/2014 on Mumford and Sons +1
#9 - aytoktonik (02/13/2014) [-]
contra balalaika only for tru russian men !
#37 - ireallylikepotatoe (02/14/2014) [-]
Oh yeah?
#68 - the metapod is level 100 dumbass 12/04/2013 on Float like a cacoon? 0
#57 - Ok, so bald eagles sound like ******* seagulls. Y…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/14/2013 on The Lion king roars +16
#90 - jeetster (08/14/2013) [-]
Actually Bald Eagles sound like freedom.
User avatar #79 - meganinja (08/14/2013) [-]
correction, they only sound like that to non-Americans. For only a true citizen of the USA can comprehend the sound of Freedom.
#75 - dedaluminus (08/14/2013) [-]
"For my own part I wish the Bald Eagle had not been chosen the Representative of our Country. He is a Bird of bad moral Character. He does not get his Living honestly. You may have seen him perched on some dead Tree near the River, where, too lazy to fish for himself, he watches the Labour of the Fishing Hawk; and when that diligent Bird has at length taken a Fish, and is bearing it to his Nest for the Support of his Mate and young Ones, the Bald Eagle pursues him and takes it from him. For the Truth the Turkey is in Comparison a much more respectable Bird, and withal a true original Native of America... He is besides, though a little vain & silly, a Bird of Courage, and would not hesitate to attack a Grenadier of the British Guards who should presume to invade his Farm Yard with a red Coat on."

Decisions made by a committee generally suck ass.
#84 - Well maybe your questions will be answered when the ***…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2013 on Why I'm going to get watchdogs -1
#92 - lankyman (06/28/2013) [-]
I dont like your tone of voice sir

I was just merely testing the temperature of the water sir

so to speak sir

nothing wrong with questions sir

sir sir sir
#58 - That's what she said  [+] (6 new replies) 06/27/2013 on USA 1 x North Korea 0 -1
User avatar #59 - tarekmig (06/27/2013) [-]
Did you even watch the video faggot, He had 10 guns. Try "that's what she said" joke now.
User avatar #80 - sabcy (06/27/2013) [-]
me gusta.
User avatar #81 - tarekmig (06/27/2013) [-]
what
User avatar #83 - sabcy (06/27/2013) [-]
if gun is to penis, do the math.
User avatar #84 - tarekmig (06/27/2013) [-]
I am deeply thinking of what you just said.
User avatar #85 - sabcy (06/27/2013) [-]
ten guns= 10 penises, all of varying lengths, thickness, and caliber.
#27 - That kid should make an album called "North" The… 06/26/2013 on North West 0
#7 - Comment deleted  [+] (8 new replies) 06/25/2013 on Cucumber -43
User avatar #79 - jajathezombie (06/25/2013) [-]
Well my vagina has the structural integrity to support a cucumber so you can just suck on that you nay-sayer.
User avatar #9 - utaelilya (06/25/2013) [-]
it says "cucumbers"
User avatar #24 - localcatbarber (06/25/2013) [-]
Even if he filled a pool with cucumbers and tried to walk on it he would just break the cucumbers and hit the bottom.
#32 - zombiegorilla (06/25/2013) [-]
The large amounts of cucumbers would keep him up and even if he stepped on it the wrong way, he wouldn't fall to the bottom.
User avatar #76 - localcatbarber (06/25/2013) [-]
But cucumbers are super squishy. I doubt they would be able to hold a man.
#25 - utaelilya (06/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #27 - localcatbarber (06/25/2013) [-]
How would you walk on cucumbers, if I may ask?
User avatar #66 - tesarrior (06/25/2013) [-]
by walking on them?
#21 - So that's how Darwinism works! 06/24/2013 on Dinos 0
#241 - We got the æ ø å! 06/21/2013 on Congratulations America! -1
#265 - You misunderstand. When the ball is in contact with the winegl…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2013 on Possible? 0
#273 - kinglev (06/21/2013) [-]
the friction is counter-productive. it slows it down when it is contact with the glass. yes friction is accelerating the ball. but in the opposite direction of which the ball is moving, therefore slowing it down. If friction were there the ball would eventually lose energy and stop the loop. the acceleration that matters is gravity which deccelerates and accelerates the ball so that it stays in loop
#73 - yes, that would be the only way  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2013 on Possible? 0
User avatar #74 - herebemonstars (06/20/2013) [-]
I thought it might
#69 - Not for a discussion of mechanical physics. Look I would conti…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2013 on Possible? 0
#78 - anonymous (06/20/2013) [-]
For someone who is trying to be intelligent, you seem to be unable to decipher sentences that are incredibly easy to understand, even if the concept in them happens to be wrong.
#67 - Yes, if you were able to figure out a way to have a stationary… 06/20/2013 on Possible? 0
#66 - You're a relatively stationary ass. Look I'll discuss physics …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/20/2013 on Possible? +1
User avatar #70 - xMCxSkillz (06/20/2013) [-]
HA That was the best comment I have read in a long time!
#68 - SleepingDragon (06/20/2013) [-]
Not being an englishman I think my skill are enough to maintain a conversation.
User avatar #69 - thegorn (06/20/2013) [-]
Not for a discussion of mechanical physics. Look I would continue but I have no idea what you were trying to say in comment 63
#78 - anonymous (06/20/2013) [-]
For someone who is trying to be intelligent, you seem to be unable to decipher sentences that are incredibly easy to understand, even if the concept in them happens to be wrong.
#64 - imagine a car. the whole car is stationary, including the moto…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/20/2013 on Possible? 0
User avatar #65 - xMCxSkillz (06/20/2013) [-]
what if the motor was suspended inside the ball by a bar
User avatar #67 - thegorn (06/20/2013) [-]
Yes, if you were able to figure out a way to have a stationary core that could work, but in your example if the ball was spinning it would cause the bar and thus the motor to spin at an equal rate.
#60 - unless you have a stationary core.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/20/2013 on Possible? 0
User avatar #63 - SleepingDragon (06/20/2013) [-]
well it would be relatively stationary ass the mass would tend to be in the bottom.
User avatar #66 - thegorn (06/20/2013) [-]
You're a relatively stationary ass. Look I'll discuss physics with you when you learn to write decipherable sentences in English.
User avatar #70 - xMCxSkillz (06/20/2013) [-]
HA That was the best comment I have read in a long time!
#68 - SleepingDragon (06/20/2013) [-]
Not being an englishman I think my skill are enough to maintain a conversation.
User avatar #69 - thegorn (06/20/2013) [-]
Not for a discussion of mechanical physics. Look I would continue but I have no idea what you were trying to say in comment 63
#78 - anonymous (06/20/2013) [-]
For someone who is trying to be intelligent, you seem to be unable to decipher sentences that are incredibly easy to understand, even if the concept in them happens to be wrong.

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