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#81 - Such a great movie! 03/04/2012 on drop the gun or I'll shoot you -1
#26 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2012 on Just Jim Parsons +7
User avatar #42 - crazypat (03/03/2012) [-]
No your mom is the one that bent it in more way than one so fat oh god so fat so ugly.
#2749 - **** man this has 9 hours left 03/03/2012 on Well shit +2
#406 - Picture 03/01/2012 on THIS IS NOT A DRILL +1
#46 - It's the beards  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2012 on Which is worse? +13
User avatar #47 - redwolfradolf (02/28/2012) [-]
LOL!
#173 - skjalg (02/28/2012) [-]
#114 - **thegorn rolls 6**  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2012 on Exactly +16
#123 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/27/2012) [-]
per year
#1 - *gets raped in prison "oh lord it's orgasmic" 02/16/2012 on how i lost my virginity 0
#42 - Comment deleted 02/15/2012 on nine gag army +5
#39 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 02/15/2012 on nine gag army +2
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#19 - What the **** is a help button 02/14/2012 on Join the cause. +3
#213 - Also you are dead, since your wife is a widow  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2012 on Mindfuck +52
User avatar #288 - whiiterussian (02/12/2012) [-]
Wife marries a man, has a kid, husband dies. She is now a widow. You marry her.
#78 - Be glad that your childhood was blessed with these sorts of th… 02/12/2012 on How did they make this show... 0
#734 - This reminded me of Gran Torino 02/09/2012 on Got that feel +1
#9 - Haha this is great, just to bad their accents suck 02/08/2012 on STAR WARS metro invasion... +9
#78 - Holy **** ! I only regret that i have but one toe… 02/06/2012 on Mind = blown +13
#77 - Comment deleted 02/06/2012 on Mind = blown -9
#24 - My favorite reply to "evolution is only a theory", i…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/06/2012 on Clever Trick +2
User avatar #25 - pwnthatbetch (02/06/2012) [-]
You do realize that the theory of gravity CAN be wrong, right?
User avatar #37 - orannis (02/06/2012) [-]
I think that's the point.. But it's about as likeley as hmmm say creation theorey being right?
#40 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/06/2012) [-]
Well it's actually quite likely that our theory of gravity is wrong.
User avatar #41 - orannis (02/06/2012) [-]
Oh you mean the specific laws on a fundamental level? I thought they meant gravity in general... Like I fall. Not things like.. .there is no negative gravity. And gravitational constants... Which i agree are much more up for debate.
#43 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/06/2012) [-]
I thought they were talking about the actual theories of gravity eg. general relativity and quantum mechanics, both of which seem to be right but disagree at some level. But yeah creation theory is about as likely as not believing in gravity and then you can fly.
User avatar #44 - orannis (02/06/2012) [-]
Possible but not very likeley...
#303 - ****** morbid channel man! Now i wont be able to sleep 02/05/2012 on Creepy ghost sightings 0
#1769 - Thanks mate! 02/04/2012 on Christians. 0
#1562 - We're all animals of course. And I think if my mom could see i…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/03/2012 on Christians. 0
User avatar #1631 - sweetnightmare (02/03/2012) [-]
I'll admit that yea, we are pretty much animals but you can't say you ate all your mom's food or else she would have died. I, however, don't think she would have aborted you...
User avatar #1769 - thegorn (02/04/2012) [-]
Thanks mate!
#1530 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 02/03/2012 on Christians. -6
User avatar #1549 - sweetnightmare (02/03/2012) [-]
I don't think you were eating all your mom's food...but its nice to know you admit your an animal
User avatar #1562 - thegorn (02/03/2012) [-]
We're all animals of course. And I think if my mom could see into the future back then, she probably would of aborted my sorry ass!
User avatar #1631 - sweetnightmare (02/03/2012) [-]
I'll admit that yea, we are pretty much animals but you can't say you ate all your mom's food or else she would have died. I, however, don't think she would have aborted you...
User avatar #1769 - thegorn (02/04/2012) [-]
Thanks mate!
#1538 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/03/2012) [-]
that "little animal" is your child!!!
#1000 - Well what the **** kind of a retard would transla… 02/03/2012 on USA vs Rest of the world 0
#916 - 75 centimeters = 0.75 meters: same amount of accuracy. Go back…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/03/2012 on USA vs Rest of the world 0
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User avatar #1000 - thegorn (02/03/2012) [-]
Well what the fuck kind of a retard would translate 75 centimeters to 1 meter? The problem isn't the measuring unit being inaccurate, it's just your math!
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#930 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/03/2012) [-]
I want to toenail clipping one of you up to pick a side but i don't understand shit
#911 - That's like saying feet are more "accurate" then met… 02/03/2012 on USA vs Rest of the world 0
#898 - Wow, this has got to be on of the stupidest comments ever to h…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/03/2012 on USA vs Rest of the world -1
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User avatar #911 - thegorn (02/03/2012) [-]
That's like saying feet are more "accurate" then meters, just because there are multiple feet in a meter. This would be true, if not for the invention of the decimals.
User avatar #908 - SniperKitty (02/03/2012) [-]
no you just go into the negatives in Celsius... just because 32 F is 0 in C doesn't mean that Celsius doesn't go into the negatives just like Fahrenheit does... 0 is just freezing in Celsius and anything under that goes into negatives...

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