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#34 - woman-creature here. I bet it hurts like hell to get kicked in…  [+] (12 new replies) 12/10/2013 on Men +29
#123 - anon (12/10/2013) [-]
And yet a woman-creature would have another offspring....
#99 - anon (12/10/2013) [-]
It shouldn't be a contest, I think it was pretty clear it was a joke :I I don't know why you people are arguing about it unless you want to turn it into one for god knows what reason.
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#93 - admiralen (12/10/2013) [-]
you cant really describe getting kicked in the nuts as just pain, its something that transcends pain and fuses with panic and terror
#86 - firesky (12/10/2013) [-]
I think the comparision is false as giving birth rewards you while getting kicked in the nuts just gives you a kick in the nuts.

I don't want to suffer any of them (again) I'm a guy, so kick in the nuts is more probable
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#61 - lordmoldywart (12/10/2013) [-]
Men don't shit themselves from the pain, they puke sometimes. The nerve-endings in a guy's nuts go all the way up into his abdominal region, meaning the pain shoots right up into your core and to your stomach
#52 - ylegrand (12/10/2013) [-]
I don't know.

I think there is one difference. Getting kicked in the nuts goes against the survival of the species while child birth enhances it.

So giving birth to a child is a positive pain (accompanied with a lot of endorphines, serotonin and dopamine) while getting kicked in the nuts just bring a negative sentiment.
#67 - boylan (12/10/2013) [-]
Exactly.Childbirth has a purpose, you get nothing out of getting kicked in the balls
#133 - xeltar (12/10/2013) [-]
Puts chlorine into the gene pool
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#48 - LookinHereWhy (12/10/2013) [-]
the sympathetic pain is a thing
for me at least
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#81 - crazyitalian (12/10/2013) [-]
ugh, you're not the only one, whenever i see a nutshot I cringe,
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#46 - godtherapist (12/10/2013) [-]
Men can die from shock by being kicked in the nuts hard enough. It's not just pain, it is a fuck ton of pain.
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#38 - dubslao (12/10/2013) [-]
i don't get it
when you get kicked in the nuts it like goes straight to your brain and tells it to make you writhe on the ground while on the verge of puking/while puking.
#38 - ******************, someone made this joke already. 12/04/2013 on Canine Taratino Presents... 0
#35 - I guess you could say Marcellus Wallace looked like a bitch .  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2013 on Canine Taratino Presents... +1
#38 - thegoochtickler (12/04/2013) [-]
God-fucking-dammit, someone made this joke already.
#134 - #jesuschristmarie 11/20/2013 on Good faggots! 0
#55 - I was out with my friend for her birthday dinner at a restaura… 11/15/2013 on Walrus adopts dog 0
#88 - wow so troll very give attention much lonely 11/15/2013 on Tumblr 0
#31 - "And you thought I was just a pretty face!" 11/07/2013 on Skyrim. +14
#126 - Aaand funnyjunk errupts in a fabulous explosion of butthurt. I…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2013 on Nope. -1
#139 - anon (11/05/2013) [-]
way to go on assumpting things... that's really smart
#143 - I'm not religious, but this always gives me feels.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2013 on Everyone is dead +5
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#160 - sepheroth (10/30/2013) [-]
Same here, Holmes.
#61 - >I'm 14 Kind of sums up your entire comment.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2013 on So that's how BMO does it +23
#67 - prozack (10/24/2013) [-]
>You're 14
Kind of sums up all of funnyjunk
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