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#1292 - Go to Asia. You'll be seen as a God.  [+] (8 new replies) 07/04/2014 on Rate Yourself +3
#1299 - xbyronx (07/04/2014) [-]
While out on a date with my girlfriend a random girls family stopped me in Louisiana USA. She (the girl) was 18 and out with her boyfriend with her entire family. The mother approaches me and says "How tall are you?" so I say "Well, I grew a half inch sense October so almost 6'8 but I'm 6'7" now." and she looks at me up and down admiringly and says "How old are you?" and I respond "I uhh... I am 18." And the mother goes "Ohhhhh my GOOOOD...." continuing with "My daughter is 18! Let me get her you guys take a photo!" Her daughter who was about 4'9" comes up to me and I say "No fucking way, my family isn't gunna' believe I achieved local circus freak status today, let me get a photo as well!" she obliged as did I and I snapped pics with the family. I pretended to step on her in one photo using forced perspective. Here is a photo of us.


User avatar #1301 - xbyronx (07/04/2014) [-]
And it was about that time she looked up and realized I was an 8 story tall crustation from the paleolithic era. No but seriously, what nice people.
User avatar #1300 - theghostrider (07/04/2014) [-]
You should have charged for the pictures.
User avatar #1303 - xbyronx (07/04/2014) [-]
That's a tid bit obsured. I wouldn't charge them, what kind of pompous ass would charge to take 10 seconds worth of photos and engage in small talk. If I charged I would have surely earned the karma to get my ass kicked.
User avatar #1304 - theghostrider (07/04/2014) [-]
You don't know the struggle, man. You've never been there.

On a serious note, nice story. I wish I was that tall.
#1311 - xbyronx (07/04/2014) [-]
Yeah but I was on a date, even if I was poor I would have looked like a total bitch charging. Random pic of girls who stopped me at a party and had me take pictures with them. I had to crouch to fit in with them if you notice and one girl had me pick her up I think I was 17 I AM NOT A DOUCHE BAG THE OUTFIT WAS INTENTIONALLY WORN AS A COSTUME TO DRESS, AS A DOUCHE BAG.
User avatar #1316 - xbyronx (07/04/2014) [-]
side note to my other hidden text, I was told it was a Halloween party and my friend and I were dressing as the jersey shore type douches as a combo... but apparently no one else showed in costume. I guess costumes stopped being cool my senior year. I don't know but I looked like a huge tool.
#1330 - xbyronx (07/04/2014) [-]
Still got dicks drawn on me like your average sized person would, hahaha.
#1288 - >6'7. It makes me glad I'm taller than the mayorit…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/04/2014 on Rate Yourself +1
#1291 - xbyronx (07/04/2014) [-]
Haha yeah Just more pics for reference but yeah being tall is awesome. I am fat so being tall off sets that some and it allows me to date out of my league by a mile. if I was shorter I would probably be a basement dweller. I mean Im not saying Im hot, just tall. I guess girls are just into that shit idk Im not hung, just tall so like it is really weird im unsure why girls like tall guys but apparently i did something right.
User avatar #1292 - theghostrider (07/04/2014) [-]
Go to Asia.

You'll be seen as a God.
#1299 - xbyronx (07/04/2014) [-]
While out on a date with my girlfriend a random girls family stopped me in Louisiana USA. She (the girl) was 18 and out with her boyfriend with her entire family. The mother approaches me and says "How tall are you?" so I say "Well, I grew a half inch sense October so almost 6'8 but I'm 6'7" now." and she looks at me up and down admiringly and says "How old are you?" and I respond "I uhh... I am 18." And the mother goes "Ohhhhh my GOOOOD...." continuing with "My daughter is 18! Let me get her you guys take a photo!" Her daughter who was about 4'9" comes up to me and I say "No fucking way, my family isn't gunna' believe I achieved local circus freak status today, let me get a photo as well!" she obliged as did I and I snapped pics with the family. I pretended to step on her in one photo using forced perspective. Here is a photo of us.


User avatar #1301 - xbyronx (07/04/2014) [-]
And it was about that time she looked up and realized I was an 8 story tall crustation from the paleolithic era. No but seriously, what nice people.
User avatar #1300 - theghostrider (07/04/2014) [-]
You should have charged for the pictures.
User avatar #1303 - xbyronx (07/04/2014) [-]
That's a tid bit obsured. I wouldn't charge them, what kind of pompous ass would charge to take 10 seconds worth of photos and engage in small talk. If I charged I would have surely earned the karma to get my ass kicked.
User avatar #1304 - theghostrider (07/04/2014) [-]
You don't know the struggle, man. You've never been there.

On a serious note, nice story. I wish I was that tall.
#1311 - xbyronx (07/04/2014) [-]
Yeah but I was on a date, even if I was poor I would have looked like a total bitch charging. Random pic of girls who stopped me at a party and had me take pictures with them. I had to crouch to fit in with them if you notice and one girl had me pick her up I think I was 17 I AM NOT A DOUCHE BAG THE OUTFIT WAS INTENTIONALLY WORN AS A COSTUME TO DRESS, AS A DOUCHE BAG.
User avatar #1316 - xbyronx (07/04/2014) [-]
side note to my other hidden text, I was told it was a Halloween party and my friend and I were dressing as the jersey shore type douches as a combo... but apparently no one else showed in costume. I guess costumes stopped being cool my senior year. I don't know but I looked like a huge tool.
#1330 - xbyronx (07/04/2014) [-]
Still got dicks drawn on me like your average sized person would, hahaha.
#1282 - You're either a giant or your GF is too small.  [+] (17 new replies) 07/04/2014 on Rate Yourself +2
#1287 - xbyronx (07/04/2014) [-]
She is 5'8 I am 6'7. I am a giant. Nothing is to small about her. Nothing.


pic related same girl with natural undyed hair. photos taken two months apart.
#1810 - findaway (07/11/2014) [-]
I love how this picture has been rolled all over FJ and is now being posted all over on random porn sites under stupid as fuck titles.
User avatar #1813 - xbyronx (07/12/2014) [-]
FYI you get an alert if your picture is rolled, this is the only time I have posted it. Try harder ;)
#1817 - findaway (07/12/2014) [-]
Fuuuuuuuuuuu
User avatar #1818 - xbyronx (07/13/2014) [-]
lol you had me for a second, but I was actually happy about it. it was hilarious. if you want proof it's me though my facebooks on my FJ profile sooo. yeah.
User avatar #1812 - xbyronx (07/12/2014) [-]
hahahaaha yes that is great! hilarious man.
User avatar #1288 - theghostrider (07/04/2014) [-]
>6'7.

It makes me glad I'm taller than the mayority of the people I see everyday.
#1291 - xbyronx (07/04/2014) [-]
Haha yeah Just more pics for reference but yeah being tall is awesome. I am fat so being tall off sets that some and it allows me to date out of my league by a mile. if I was shorter I would probably be a basement dweller. I mean Im not saying Im hot, just tall. I guess girls are just into that shit idk Im not hung, just tall so like it is really weird im unsure why girls like tall guys but apparently i did something right.
User avatar #1292 - theghostrider (07/04/2014) [-]
Go to Asia.

You'll be seen as a God.
#1299 - xbyronx (07/04/2014) [-]
While out on a date with my girlfriend a random girls family stopped me in Louisiana USA. She (the girl) was 18 and out with her boyfriend with her entire family. The mother approaches me and says "How tall are you?" so I say "Well, I grew a half inch sense October so almost 6'8 but I'm 6'7" now." and she looks at me up and down admiringly and says "How old are you?" and I respond "I uhh... I am 18." And the mother goes "Ohhhhh my GOOOOD...." continuing with "My daughter is 18! Let me get her you guys take a photo!" Her daughter who was about 4'9" comes up to me and I say "No fucking way, my family isn't gunna' believe I achieved local circus freak status today, let me get a photo as well!" she obliged as did I and I snapped pics with the family. I pretended to step on her in one photo using forced perspective. Here is a photo of us.


User avatar #1301 - xbyronx (07/04/2014) [-]
And it was about that time she looked up and realized I was an 8 story tall crustation from the paleolithic era. No but seriously, what nice people.
User avatar #1300 - theghostrider (07/04/2014) [-]
You should have charged for the pictures.
User avatar #1303 - xbyronx (07/04/2014) [-]
That's a tid bit obsured. I wouldn't charge them, what kind of pompous ass would charge to take 10 seconds worth of photos and engage in small talk. If I charged I would have surely earned the karma to get my ass kicked.
User avatar #1304 - theghostrider (07/04/2014) [-]
You don't know the struggle, man. You've never been there.

On a serious note, nice story. I wish I was that tall.
#1311 - xbyronx (07/04/2014) [-]
Yeah but I was on a date, even if I was poor I would have looked like a total bitch charging. Random pic of girls who stopped me at a party and had me take pictures with them. I had to crouch to fit in with them if you notice and one girl had me pick her up I think I was 17 I AM NOT A DOUCHE BAG THE OUTFIT WAS INTENTIONALLY WORN AS A COSTUME TO DRESS, AS A DOUCHE BAG.
User avatar #1316 - xbyronx (07/04/2014) [-]
side note to my other hidden text, I was told it was a Halloween party and my friend and I were dressing as the jersey shore type douches as a combo... but apparently no one else showed in costume. I guess costumes stopped being cool my senior year. I don't know but I looked like a huge tool.
#1330 - xbyronx (07/04/2014) [-]
Still got dicks drawn on me like your average sized person would, hahaha.
#30 - I honestly believe you're far more stupid than those "imm… 07/03/2014 on DEA 0
#3653 - Well. **** . 07/03/2014 on zombified 10 year olds 0
#3651 - **theghostrider rolled image ** Nothing will ever stop me.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on zombified 10 year olds 0
User avatar #3653 - theghostrider (07/03/2014) [-]
Well.

Shit.
#27 - Exactly. I've seen realistic models of Pokemon and they don't … 07/02/2014 on Realistic-Looking Pokémon... +1
#490 - Heh. 07/02/2014 on How to be a good FJer 0
#489 - **theghostrider rolls 88** Because why not.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2014 on How to be a good FJer +11
User avatar #490 - theghostrider (07/02/2014) [-]
Heh.
#488 - Under your bed. Venezuela.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2014 on How to be a good FJer 0
User avatar #495 - shogg (07/02/2014) [-]
Hahaha Venezuela
#484 - But. I don't live in a first world country.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/02/2014 on How to be a good FJer 0
User avatar #487 - shogg (07/02/2014) [-]
Where do you live then?
User avatar #488 - theghostrider (07/02/2014) [-]
Under your bed.


Venezuela.
User avatar #495 - shogg (07/02/2014) [-]
Hahaha Venezuela
#481 - The "????" step can't be the last one. …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/02/2014 on How to be a good FJer +1
User avatar #483 - shogg (07/02/2014) [-]
Good job! You completed step 3!
User avatar #484 - theghostrider (07/02/2014) [-]
But.

I don't live in a first world country.
User avatar #487 - shogg (07/02/2014) [-]
Where do you live then?
User avatar #488 - theghostrider (07/02/2014) [-]
Under your bed.


Venezuela.
User avatar #495 - shogg (07/02/2014) [-]
Hahaha Venezuela
#75 - So...They asked her to show her legs and she started to jump a… 07/02/2014 on I'n not a leg guy but... 0
#73 - So...They asked her to show her legs and she started to jump a… 07/02/2014 on I'n not a leg guy but... 0
#53 - What the **** is this **** ?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2014 on glorious stannis the mannis 0
User avatar #63 - slapchoppin (07/02/2014) [-]
SINGHAM QUICKSCOPES INDIA

the greatest channel ever imagined thats what
#53 - I need source. Where is the source? Do I need to kill someone …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/02/2014 on I'n not a leg guy but... +1
User avatar #73 - theghostrider (07/02/2014) [-]
So...They asked her to show her legs and she started to jump around with nothing but a shirt and panties?
User avatar #75 - theghostrider (07/02/2014) [-]
So...They asked her to show her legs and she started to jump around with nothing but a shirt and panties?
#38 - I've watched this too many times for my own good.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/02/2014 on glorious stannis the mannis +2
User avatar #47 - slapchoppin (07/02/2014) [-]
MLG Wrestling

reminded me of this for some reason
User avatar #53 - theghostrider (07/02/2014) [-]
TOM QUICKSCOPES JERRY What the fuck is this shit?
User avatar #63 - slapchoppin (07/02/2014) [-]
SINGHAM QUICKSCOPES INDIA

the greatest channel ever imagined thats what
#37 - If you read her POV, you might see that she fiercely believes … 07/02/2014 on glorious stannis the mannis 0
#18 - I will not calm the **** down. I WILL CA… 07/01/2014 on Breaking Up is Hard to Do 0
#16 - So you're going to kill someone because it broke up with you? …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2014 on Breaking Up is Hard to Do 0
#17 - atrocitustheking (07/01/2014) [-]
It's a just a joke I found on the Internet, no need to get bent out of shape about it.
User avatar #18 - theghostrider (07/01/2014) [-]
I will not calm the fuck down.

I WILL CALL THE POLICE.
#160 - Oh. I see. 06/30/2014 on Vaccines don't cause Autism 0
#53 - I'll follow you until the end of the world. 06/30/2014 on Tumblr in a nutshell. 0
#12 - ***** , you don't understand how not mad I am.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2014 on theghostrider's profile 0
#13 - arandomanon (06/30/2014) [-]
#10 - Because you sucked their cocks. You little bitch.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2014 on theghostrider's profile 0
#11 - arandomanon (06/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #12 - theghostrider (06/30/2014) [-]
Nigga, you don't understand how not mad I am.
#13 - arandomanon (06/30/2014) [-]
#8 - You jelly, son of a bitch.  [+] (5 new replies) 06/30/2014 on theghostrider's profile 0
#9 - arandomanon (06/30/2014) [-]
I have the same exact amount of subscribers
User avatar #10 - theghostrider (06/30/2014) [-]
Because you sucked their cocks.

You little bitch.
#11 - arandomanon (06/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #12 - theghostrider (06/30/2014) [-]
Nigga, you don't understand how not mad I am.
#13 - arandomanon (06/30/2014) [-]
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#14 - tridaak ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #7 - arandomanon ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
why u have 3 subscribers
User avatar #8 to #7 - theghostrider (06/30/2014) [-]
You jelly, son of a bitch.
#9 to #8 - arandomanon ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
I have the same exact amount of subscribers
I have the same exact amount of subscribers
User avatar #10 to #9 - theghostrider (06/30/2014) [-]
Because you sucked their cocks.

You little bitch.
User avatar #12 to #11 - theghostrider (06/30/2014) [-]
***** , you don't understand how not mad I am.
User avatar #6 - arandomanon ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
retard
#3 - anonymous (03/08/2014) [-]
RETARD
#5 to #3 - anonymous (03/08/2014) [-]
JUST KIDDING I LOVE YOU
User avatar #4 to #3 - theghostrider (03/08/2014) [-]
Thank you for the input, Anon.
User avatar #2 - theghostrider (02/12/2014) [-]
SHALALLAALALALA.

I NEED YOU.
User avatar #1 - thadin ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
I'm stealing your profile comment virginity.
Incase you didn't see my comment, this is a reply to "What are these pictures from?"

Warhammer 40k, a Grimdark universe set in space. Except for the Ork, these pictures are all Space Marines [Adeptus Astartes] serving the Human Empire. A few of the Chapters shown in these images, Black Templars, Grey Knights, Ultramarines, and Space Wolves. I believe one is from the Blood Ravens. The one dressed in all gold, is the Emperor holding a cup [If he weren't a skeleton.]

There's also an Imperial Guardsman Commisar, and Guardsman shown.
It avalible to be played in a few strategy video games, but most of it's fan base is found in the table-top strategy game.
You buy [rather expensive] models of the same allied faction to create an army. You can buy pre-painted models that have the colours of canon chapters and groups, or paint them yourself.
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