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#198 - For the time one, I'm pretty sure they used the Sun's position… 09/19/2014 on *hits blunt* 0
#67 - The only reason of why the Middle East is currently a *…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2014 on US Marines rescue ISIS sex... 0
#98 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/18/2014) [-]
No it's because Muslims are fucking scum.
#107 - xxhadesflamesxx (09/18/2014) [-]
which caused the fall of the Byzantine Empire you moron
#149 - Until 1648, when they were left behind in their race against the West. 09/18/2014 on Miss Grotke Is A Feminist 0
#40 - The second one isn't possible. It just can't be. Even…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2014 on 15 Dumb patients 0
#42 - pinethrush (09/22/2014) [-]
Nnnno. Not necessarily. A lot of people in third world countries have absolutely no idea, since they're never told by parents or teachers or anything. All they know is that intercourse can feel good. It's really not as obvious as you might think, and you can only really know if someone lets you in on it.

So it's not entirely out of the question to think that there are some people in developed countries that don't know about where babies come from.
#100 - Here it is. 09/18/2014 on DYK Comp #54 0
#98 - Actually, I saw this article a couple of days ago. Let me find… 09/18/2014 on DYK Comp #54 0
#20 - Haha, I don't have these problems. get rekt, faggots.… 09/17/2014 on First World BDSM Problems 0
#112 - At '1:52', she's like "I think I've done a terrible mista… 09/17/2014 on I dunno 0
#46 - In all fairness, he was being attacked in that panel, so it's … 09/16/2014 on Shocking truth 0
#12 - Punch them in the face. gg  [+] (3 new replies) 09/16/2014 on How to talk to short people +4
#15 - reginleif (09/16/2014) [-]
That's a great idea.
#84 - TigerShark (09/16/2014) [-]
#59 - Sabor (09/16/2014) [-]
Fucking rekt mate.
#11 - **** , I read that as 5'9. ooooops. 09/16/2014 on How to talk to short people 0
#10 - My ***** . 09/16/2014 on How to talk to short people 0
#117 - >Brilliant response. No, it isn't. But, of course,… 09/15/2014 on brilliant 0
#185 - What the **** happened in here while I was gone?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2014 on hate to say it... 0
User avatar #186 - krobeles (09/15/2014) [-]
Aparently, you're willingness to slap the hit out of women, only when you had no reason to do so, what-so-ever, upset somebody.
I took the liberty of telling that person off for you. You're welcome.
#79 - I wish there was an edit button. It'd solve a lot of things. 09/15/2014 on hate to say it... +10
#77 - Yeah, I ****** up...  [+] (2 new replies) 09/15/2014 on hate to say it... +2
User avatar #83 - Sethorein (09/15/2014) [-]
eh, it was funny.
User avatar #82 - saiyajinwarrior (09/15/2014) [-]
Don't worry, your fuck up will probably cause many humorous responses like Sethorein's.
#73 - In fact, I wouldn't hit anyone unless necessary. Most of you d… 09/15/2014 on hate to say it... 0
#72 - I don't think you should hit a women unless it is extremely un…  [+] (29 new replies) 09/15/2014 on hate to say it... +45
User avatar #144 - Zombiefried (09/15/2014) [-]
I will hit a woman for every reason I would hit a man.
#109 - krobeles (09/15/2014) [-]
"I don't think you shouldn't hit a women unless it is extremely unnecessary."

I fixed it for you.

Its never extremely unnecessary...
User avatar #115 - goodshinyhunter (09/15/2014) [-]
Why don't we just make it "don't beat people"?
#116 - krobeles (09/15/2014) [-]
Because its fun to beat people? Especially women. They cant fight back as well as men
Geez, sometimes you make me think you dont even like needless and unnecessary violence...
User avatar #117 - goodshinyhunter (09/15/2014) [-]
*sighs* I hate this site...
#121 - krobeles (09/15/2014) [-]
Oh, what? You dont like jokes about beating women?
Alright, heres some black humor:

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.

Are you seriously being all "People have a dark sense of humor! I hate this site!" right now?
User avatar #123 - goodshinyhunter (09/15/2014) [-]
Do you seriously think this stuff is funny...?
#130 - krobeles (09/15/2014) [-]
Oh, sorry. Forgot complimentary offensive picture on my last post. 7
Here you go, sonny!
User avatar #129 - krobeles (09/15/2014) [-]
Sure. Why not? A large part of humor is to shock. If a joke doesn't have any teeth to it, its just not funny.
You need to stop taking shit on the internet so seriously.
User avatar #133 - goodshinyhunter (09/15/2014) [-]
Alright, whatever you say.

I'm just really disappointed that there are people out there that find humor from such things.
#134 - krobeles (09/15/2014) [-]
Mate, there are people out there who derive sexual pleasure from such things.
You cant go around getting all offended at every other shitty post you see. Thats gonna do your head in, quickly. And if it doesn't, people are gonna be really annoyed with your white-knightyness and fedora tipping.
User avatar #141 - goodshinyhunter (09/15/2014) [-]
Yes, I know that there are sadists, and I don't think there is anything wrong with that. You can't control your fetishes. And there's no reason why you should be ashamed of them.

But what does that have to do with anything here?

Also yes, of course, I know you shouldn't get offended by everything bad/not your opinion you see. I usually just brush it off/agree to disagree.

And I'm sorry if I see this kind of stuff as offensive and disrespectful. I'm not trying to tip fedoras, nor am I mad at anybody, I'm just...honestly disappointed. That's the only way I can describe this.
#143 - krobeles (09/15/2014) [-]
>Not be offended at peoples sexuality because "You cant control your fetishes"
>Be offended at what people find funny
>Implying your sense of humor is a concious choise
>The hypocrisy is strong with this one

You should try not to tip that fedora so vigorously. It seems to be cutting off air to your brain. You'll end up looking like this dashing gentleman if you keep it up.
User avatar #145 - goodshinyhunter (09/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, you're right. You can't control your sense of humor. But can't you have enough decency to be respectful and not crack jokes about serious things that some people who are/have been in these kind of situations?
#146 - krobeles (09/15/2014) [-]
Why do you even ask? I think I've made it pretty aparent by now, that no. I dont want to do that.
Why would you ever assume that some random dude on the internet would respect the sensibillities of people he doesn't know? Even more so when you factor in the fact that there are no assurance that any of those people will ever see what I post.
So unless you're a woman and have been raped and/or beaten, I suggest you stop crying on other peoples behalf.
On the off-chance that you are actually a woman and have been raped/beaten, I suggest you work through your issues instead of trying to mandate that I respect them.
User avatar #148 - goodshinyhunter (09/15/2014) [-]
I guess that's that then. I understand where you're coming from, and I agree with you. Also, I hope you realize that throughout this entire conversation, I haven't been saying "Please stop", I've been asking "Why"

I've been asking that question about a lot of views for a while now, and you helped answer it. So thank you for that.

As much as I appreciate your suggestion, I can't. I have family members and friends who are precious to me who have been in these kind of situations, which is probably why I'm so sensitive to people talking about it so disrespectfully.

Alright, I should go now. I didn't think that one comment that was supposed to be my last on this site would lead to such a long and educational conversation, and for that I thank you. I hope you have a nice day/night/afternoon.
User avatar #170 - krobeles (09/15/2014) [-]
One of my mates is a chick who was repeadedly anally raped by her then-boyfriend.
Its now a few years later, and she makes rape jokes all the time. When I had sex with her, we even did some SM domination shit, which she was totally fine with.
Useing the "I have family who has experienced this" as an excuse for why you're being squimish, isn't an apropriate excuse.
My mothers older sister was hideously murdered in the woods, but she doesn't fall into catatonic sadness at the merest mention of murder.
I'm not telling you to stop thinking of these things as the hideous travesties that they are, but to let the bad shit control you, like you seem be doing, is just stupid. Dont let the shit dictate how you live your life. Its just shit. It cant tell you what to do, any more than you can tell other people what to do.
User avatar #185 - theghostrider (09/15/2014) [-]
What the fuck happened in here while I was gone?
User avatar #186 - krobeles (09/15/2014) [-]
Aparently, you're willingness to slap the hit out of women, only when you had no reason to do so, what-so-ever, upset somebody.
I took the liberty of telling that person off for you. You're welcome.
#99 - Rei (09/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #79 - theghostrider (09/15/2014) [-]
I wish there was an edit button. It'd solve a lot of things.
User avatar #75 - saiyajinwarrior (09/15/2014) [-]
Might wanna revise your wording there.
User avatar #77 - theghostrider (09/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, I fucked up...
User avatar #83 - Sethorein (09/15/2014) [-]
eh, it was funny.
User avatar #82 - saiyajinwarrior (09/15/2014) [-]
Don't worry, your fuck up will probably cause many humorous responses like Sethorein's.
User avatar #74 - Sethorein (09/15/2014) [-]
Woman: "Hey, so I filled up the gas--"
WHACK
Woman: "What the fuck?! Why'd you hit me?!"
theghostrider: "BECAUSE THERE WAS ABSOLUTELY NO GOOD REASON TO HIT YOU!"
User avatar #98 - fables (09/15/2014) [-]
I've had a really fucked up day, until now.
I read that and can't stop laughing. so thanks for that
User avatar #100 - Sethorein (09/15/2014) [-]
hah, my old pal fables. Haven't mentioned you in a while since I got all caught up with the latest release of the comics.

Good to know my humor is appreciated I guess.
User avatar #73 - theghostrider (09/15/2014) [-]
In fact, I wouldn't hit anyone unless necessary. Most of you don't live in a country where they can kill you for the most pettiest of reasons and no one would actually care.
#104 - I'm not baiting. Well, I am, more or less. However, i… 09/15/2014 on How about 0
#47 - Just like your dream.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/14/2014 on How about +3
User avatar #51 - aldkai (09/14/2014) [-]
You're terrible at baiting.
User avatar #104 - theghostrider (09/15/2014) [-]
I'm not baiting. Well, I am, more or less.

However, it is impossible for such dream to be achieved.
#25 - Pre-Empire Jedi council was hypocrite anyway. Thank G…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2014 on If it worked out 0
User avatar #49 - personz (09/14/2014) [-]
honestly I've always thought of the Pre-Empire Jedi as being an insane child-kidnapping cult that too much influence.
#11 - This was so cute. ;_; 09/14/2014 on The cycle never ends 0
#34 - Keep dreaming, man.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/14/2014 on How about +1
User avatar #42 - aldkai (09/14/2014) [-]
Your comment is pointless and useless.
User avatar #47 - theghostrider (09/14/2014) [-]
Just like your dream.
User avatar #51 - aldkai (09/14/2014) [-]
You're terrible at baiting.
User avatar #104 - theghostrider (09/15/2014) [-]
I'm not baiting. Well, I am, more or less.

However, it is impossible for such dream to be achieved.
#11 - She can be him whatever you want her to be. 09/14/2014 on (untitled) 0
#9 - I don't even know how to explain it given the lack of the Engl…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/14/2014 on (untitled) 0
#10 - wreckedcar (09/14/2014) [-]
why is he a she
User avatar #11 - theghostrider (09/14/2014) [-]
She can be him whatever you want her to be.
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#14 - tridaak (08/21/2014) [-]
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User avatar #7 - arandomanon ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
why u have 3 subscribers
User avatar #8 to #7 - theghostrider (06/30/2014) [-]
You jelly, son of a bitch.
#9 to #8 - arandomanon ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
I have the same exact amount of subscribers
I have the same exact amount of subscribers
User avatar #10 to #9 - theghostrider (06/30/2014) [-]
Because you sucked their cocks.

You little bitch.
User avatar #12 to #11 - theghostrider (06/30/2014) [-]
***** , you don't understand how not mad I am.
User avatar #6 - arandomanon ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
retard
#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/08/2014) [-]
RETARD
#5 to #3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/08/2014) [-]
JUST KIDDING I LOVE YOU
User avatar #4 to #3 - theghostrider (03/08/2014) [-]
Thank you for the input, Anon.
User avatar #2 - theghostrider (02/12/2014) [-]
SHALALLAALALALA.

I NEED YOU.
User avatar #1 - thadin (02/06/2013) [-]
I'm stealing your profile comment virginity.
Incase you didn't see my comment, this is a reply to "What are these pictures from?"

Warhammer 40k, a Grimdark universe set in space. Except for the Ork, these pictures are all Space Marines [Adeptus Astartes] serving the Human Empire. A few of the Chapters shown in these images, Black Templars, Grey Knights, Ultramarines, and Space Wolves. I believe one is from the Blood Ravens. The one dressed in all gold, is the Emperor holding a cup [If he weren't a skeleton.]

There's also an Imperial Guardsman Commisar, and Guardsman shown.
It avalible to be played in a few strategy video games, but most of it's fan base is found in the table-top strategy game.
You buy [rather expensive] models of the same allied faction to create an army. You can buy pre-painted models that have the colours of canon chapters and groups, or paint them yourself.
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