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#15 - Counting the one in the video?  [+] (6 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Security alert 0
User avatar #16 - skittlesinexcess (08/24/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #17 - theghostrider (08/24/2014) [-]
But...Oh well, nothing.
User avatar #18 - skittlesinexcess (08/24/2014) [-]
I have no Idea what you meant by that so I just said yes.
User avatar #19 - theghostrider (08/24/2014) [-]
You corrected that guy saying the vid lacks 5 man to complete the entire "Zoe Quinn" thingy, which is incorrect given there's already one man in the vid.

Therebefore, it's missing 4 man, not 5.
#22 - drololol (08/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #20 - skittlesinexcess (08/24/2014) [-]
Okay, I get it.
#22 - I doubt yours is more of a reality. 08/23/2014 on Filesharing +6
#87 - >Immune to heart disease. Incorrect. No one is imm…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2014 on Vegans 0
#85 - Not you again. 08/23/2014 on Vegans 0
#40 - It's the same for every joke. The thing is that the U… 08/23/2014 on Straight From the Horse's... 0
#43 - This all happened bcause USA itself (or any other country, for… 08/23/2014 on Isis in Iraq 0
#86 - I actually used to do it as a kid. No wonder I was fat. 08/23/2014 on Fat Shaming Friday 0
#149 - They literally spoiled Bran's fall in the opening.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2014 on Game of Thrones, 90s STYLE! 0
User avatar #151 - pwnagraphy (08/23/2014) [-]
Well I mean it is in the first episode
#38 - I can't be the only one that is still salty about the EU being…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/22/2014 on Maul's Fruitful Interrogation -1
User avatar #47 - mrnpc (08/22/2014) [-]
Clone Wars is still canon. And until they get around to making movies that contradict it, so is everything pre-Episode 1.
The good news: Bane is canon regardless. He is mentioned near the end of Clone wars, and Yoda visits him. They specifically say that Bane established the rule of two and Destroyed the Brotherhood of Darkness. Because everything in Clone Wars is considered first-tier canon in the new system, Bane will always be apart of Star Wars
User avatar #45 - huntergriff (08/22/2014) [-]
there's a good chance things will be remade canon.
#179 - ITT: People justifiying the murder of a black teenager. … 08/22/2014 on But he was a good kid +3
#206 - Mother of God, she's taller than me and by around 15 cm.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2014 on ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) 0
User avatar #212 - Flammenwerfer (08/21/2014) [-]
And me by around five to six inches. Most of that weight on her is most likely lean muscle too. No surprise, since she's not fully human. The Chozo were a very large race, so when Gray Voice infused her with his DNA when she was a little girl, it undoubtedly carried over some physical genetics, especially the sheer size, though she still does not even compare to most Chozo in terms of stature.
#127 - What the **** ? Samus is 6'3?  [+] (10 new replies) 08/20/2014 on ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) 0
#155 - Flammenwerfer has deleted their comment.
#153 - Flammenwerfer (08/21/2014) [-]
She certainly is. However, I have not seen more than one confirmation of any numbers of her actual body measurements. A nintendo magazine from the nineties confirmed Samus's measurements to be just a tad under 6'3" and a bit under 200 lbs.
User avatar #206 - theghostrider (08/21/2014) [-]
Mother of God, she's taller than me and by around 15 cm.
User avatar #212 - Flammenwerfer (08/21/2014) [-]
And me by around five to six inches. Most of that weight on her is most likely lean muscle too. No surprise, since she's not fully human. The Chozo were a very large race, so when Gray Voice infused her with his DNA when she was a little girl, it undoubtedly carried over some physical genetics, especially the sheer size, though she still does not even compare to most Chozo in terms of stature.
#190 - anonymous (08/21/2014) [-]
wut
User avatar #154 - ninjapuppies (08/21/2014) [-]
Why can't women like that be real
User avatar #161 - Flammenwerfer (08/21/2014) [-]
Because if a girl could roll into a goddamn ball, be taller than me, and have easily twice the muscle that I do, it'd be death by snu snu. While I'm enamored by powerful women in reality (and a major Metroid fanboy, it's rediculous) I'll be the first to admit that some girls are fucking terrifying.
User avatar #163 - ninjapuppies (08/21/2014) [-]
No, I mean 6'3" 200 lbs, fuckin' jacked, AND incredibly beautiful. I believe that'd be too much for a mere mortal
User avatar #165 - Flammenwerfer (08/21/2014) [-]
Oh its fucking hot, especially if she got dat ass and dem tits (I've actually met a few girls like that. Think of your average hottie at school with a "free transform" function applied, and stretched proportionally). Still intimidating on a deeper level though.
User avatar #167 - ninjapuppies (08/21/2014) [-]
Goddesses, living goddesses
#81 - For the first time, he actually makes a good point. N… 08/20/2014 on she's pretty -2
#131 - Comment deleted 08/20/2014 on Cosplay orginality 0
#130 - Comment deleted 08/20/2014 on Cosplay orginality 0
#458 - That's strangely accurate. 08/20/2014 on Transvestites 0
#37 - He's kind of right, though. 08/19/2014 on 9/11 +1
#36 - They're welcome to try. -USA.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2014 on 9/11 +2
#38 - crocodilorage (08/19/2014) [-]
All amerishit will burn.
The country beyond redemption.
Filth, stain on earth.
Sodom and Gomor are nothing compared to it.
#17 - >Science man (Atheist). You wut. 08/19/2014 on science is ok 0
#131 - In all fairness, authorities are needed. It's just the way the…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2014 on Anyone else been following... +1
User avatar #134 - alecbaldwinning (08/19/2014) [-]
It's just too easy to become one imo, we need higher standards.
#113 - Also, the main problem isn't the entire "race war" p… 08/19/2014 on Anyone else been following... 0
#111 - This gets thumbed down. But it is true that cops tend…  [+] (21 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Anyone else been following... +7
User avatar #114 - alecbaldwinning (08/19/2014) [-]
people don't like hard truths. it's easier to pretend that cops are your friends
User avatar #131 - theghostrider (08/19/2014) [-]
In all fairness, authorities are needed. It's just the way they're trained or, rather, the people that decide to become cops that are the problem.

Without cops, anarchy will reign. Besides, they also need a serious demilitarization. They're trying to prevent a crowd to become violent, not trying to enter russian lands.
User avatar #134 - alecbaldwinning (08/19/2014) [-]
It's just too easy to become one imo, we need higher standards.
#118 - jackierage (08/19/2014) [-]
being a cop makes people bitter, can you watch as a person kills another person because they can. when a cop pulls a gun out its with the intent to kill. my friends dad had to be at a crime scene where a baby was thrown out of a window and you think their gonna treat the people who do this stuff nicely.
User avatar #119 - alecbaldwinning (08/19/2014) [-]
If you can't keep your emotions in check, you shouldn't be given authority of any kind, and you shouldn't be a cop.

It's too easy to become a cop in America, we need to start giving the job to adults, not grown children.
#120 - jackierage (08/19/2014) [-]
so you want cops to be psychopaths who follow the law to the letter
User avatar #121 - alecbaldwinning (08/19/2014) [-]
Do you not understand the difference between a mature adult with self control and discipline, and a psychopath?
#123 - jackierage (08/19/2014) [-]
a mature adult can rationalize a situation and make an appropriate course of action. most cops can do this that's why people aren't gunned down for a small twitch. bitching about a world you don't understand is for children
User avatar #124 - alecbaldwinning (08/19/2014) [-]
Man it looks like you got a little mad for some reason.

You know in a civil conversation, the first one to get mad is the one who's wrong.
#129 - okamibanshu (08/19/2014) [-]
The first to anger is the first to loose, but the first to anger is also the one most passionate. Wha ti think Jackierage is getting at is that the good cops, while seemingly fewer and fewer as of late, are out there doing their best, and the bad ones give the others a bad name. its my own goal to be a cop. And while yes when a cop pulls his or her weapon, it can be miss interpreted as intent to kill but its actually self defense. A cop is trained to pull their weapon when their own lives or those of others are at risk. The intent is to intimidate, and disarm the situation, yes by force and a bit of fear, but in a controlled manor. If possible a cops first and only goal is to end a situation with as little violence as possible. This isn't always possible, and so escalation occurs where the officer must come to use deadly force. that being said, your right, cops do abuse their power far more often then i'd like to admit, but the good cops do their best to stop it. If more people supported the whistle blowers the more 'corrupt' or power abusive cops would dwindle, but so many people see every cop as a corrupt and power abuser, that they don't' help the good cops, and punish any cop they see.
#126 - jackierage (08/19/2014) [-]
not mad and usually the one who tries to steer a conversation away from a topic is the one who's wrong. i'm not mad about your opinion. i'm just saying its a stupid one.
User avatar #128 - alecbaldwinning (08/19/2014) [-]
No, you deliberately went for ad hominem attacks (wikipedia it).

People only resort to ad hominems when they have nothing else, the expression is "scraping the bottom of the barrel"

Cops are bad people. You'll understand when you're older
#130 - jackierage (08/19/2014) [-]
white people are racists, blacks are worthless, Mexicans try to steal your jobs. this is the basis of your argument tell me you ever actually interact with a cop.
User avatar #132 - alecbaldwinning (08/19/2014) [-]
from ad hominems to straw man arguments (wikipedia it)

you're gonna scratch a hole in the bottom of your barrel
#135 - jackierage (08/19/2014) [-]
listen to okamibanshu he's saying it better then me, two you offer no real evidence, three i'm bored and done and now i assume your a troll and wont bother with you anymore
User avatar #136 - alecbaldwinning (08/19/2014) [-]
You said 2 and 3, but you never said 1

And yes, every single person on the internet with a different opinion that doesn't exactly match yours, is indeed a troll. There's no underlying problem with your perception or anything, the problem is with everybody who's not exactly the same as you, so it's ok to get mad and attack them and set up straw man arguments and break your barrel, don't worry.
#216 - okamibanshu (08/19/2014) [-]
well he is right, you are trolling a this point. But his point is valid. Most people who have bad views of cops are the ones who seem to skew the census so to speak, against them. I've had many good experiences with cops, and i see many good ones. While the bad ones, for instance the who gave me a ticket for something i only half did *ticketed me the FULL speed limit the entire drive rather then the parts i WAS driving safely* it doesn't' skew my opinion of the greater whole. After all, if you have one bad experience with an ethnic group and apply that generalization against all of them, its considered racism. Its the same thing only instead of an ethnic group, its a job position.
User avatar #219 - alecbaldwinning (08/19/2014) [-]
I'm trolling? I had no idea. Thank god you came to tell me about it
#220 - okamibanshu (08/19/2014) [-]
Your welcome, though the avoidance of the topic point can also be seen as scrapping the bottom of the barrel just teasing.
#172 - jackierage (08/19/2014) [-]
really
User avatar #188 - alecbaldwinning (08/19/2014) [-]
ahahahahaha
#337 - We definitely need people like you. 08/19/2014 on Which pill do you take? 0
#46 - Because of the image that was posted above. 08/18/2014 on [LICKING INTENSIFIES] 0
#53 - Really? What the **** . 08/18/2014 on Day 6 +2
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#14 - tridaak ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #7 - arandomanon ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
why u have 3 subscribers
User avatar #8 to #7 - theghostrider (06/30/2014) [-]
You jelly, son of a bitch.
#9 to #8 - arandomanon ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
I have the same exact amount of subscribers
I have the same exact amount of subscribers
User avatar #10 to #9 - theghostrider (06/30/2014) [-]
Because you sucked their cocks.

You little bitch.
User avatar #12 to #11 - theghostrider (06/30/2014) [-]
***** , you don't understand how not mad I am.
User avatar #6 - arandomanon ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
retard
#3 - anonymous (03/08/2014) [-]
RETARD
#5 to #3 - anonymous (03/08/2014) [-]
JUST KIDDING I LOVE YOU
User avatar #4 to #3 - theghostrider (03/08/2014) [-]
Thank you for the input, Anon.
User avatar #2 - theghostrider (02/12/2014) [-]
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I NEED YOU.
User avatar #1 - thadin (02/06/2013) [-]
I'm stealing your profile comment virginity.
Incase you didn't see my comment, this is a reply to "What are these pictures from?"

Warhammer 40k, a Grimdark universe set in space. Except for the Ork, these pictures are all Space Marines [Adeptus Astartes] serving the Human Empire. A few of the Chapters shown in these images, Black Templars, Grey Knights, Ultramarines, and Space Wolves. I believe one is from the Blood Ravens. The one dressed in all gold, is the Emperor holding a cup [If he weren't a skeleton.]

There's also an Imperial Guardsman Commisar, and Guardsman shown.
It avalible to be played in a few strategy video games, but most of it's fan base is found in the table-top strategy game.
You buy [rather expensive] models of the same allied faction to create an army. You can buy pre-painted models that have the colours of canon chapters and groups, or paint them yourself.
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