Upload
Login or register

thegayman

Last status update:
-
Date Signed Up:8/15/2012
Last Login:7/16/2016
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#369
Comment Ranking:#3351
Highest Content Rank:#95
Highest Comment Rank:#790
Content Thumbs: 126889 total,  139444 ,  12555
Comment Thumbs: 12347 total,  13191 ,  844
Content Level Progress: 24.86% (1243/5000)
Level 310 Content: Wizard → Level 311 Content: Wizard
Comment Level Progress: 92% (92/100)
Level 298 Comments: Post Master → Level 299 Comments: Post Master
Subscribers:237
Content Views:5680662
Times Content Favorited:12238 times
Total Comments Made:1369
FJ Points:28261
Favorite Tags: the (3) | comp (2)

latest user's comments

#61 - That wasn't his shoe  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2016 on Stupid is as stupid does 2 +3
#63 - EdwardNigma (01/02/2016) [-]
I was afraid someone would say that.
#116 - forsakensaint (01/02/2016) [-]
At least it is in good use now
#162 - They were huffing spray paint inside their car 01/01/2016 on Stupid is as stupid does +1
#3 - It's a moose  [+] (18 new replies) 12/31/2015 on Stupid is as stupid does +99
User avatar
#28 - greyhoundfd (01/01/2016) [-]
Oh shit, he's going to fucking die.
User avatar
#22 - thefourthdirective (01/01/2016) [-]
guy seems like kind of a dick, the thing could have drowned under the weight just for him to look cool
User avatar
#32 - toosexyforyou (01/01/2016) [-]
Better the moose dies than the guy.
User avatar
#34 - thefourthdirective (01/01/2016) [-]
Nobody has to die though, he was safe on the boat
User avatar
#81 - toosexyforyou (01/01/2016) [-]
Yeah in a perfect world where we get to choose that everyone gets to live and it rains chocolate pudding and unicorns exist sure but when we're presented with the choice of saving the moose or the idiot, we go with the idiot because he's human.
User avatar
#143 - brobathehutt (01/01/2016) [-]
Ever heard of natural selection?
User avatar
#165 - toosexyforyou (01/01/2016) [-]
We could hunt every single animal to extinction for food and call it natural selection.
User avatar
#166 - brobathehutt (01/02/2016) [-]
No, that's called destroying every ecosystem.
User avatar
#167 - toosexyforyou (01/02/2016) [-]
So a certain thing could have multiple names. We are talking about natural selection, so you pointing out that natural selection would destroy every ecosystem doesn't really help your point. Learn how to form a proper thought before you try to make an argument.
User avatar
#168 - brobathehutt (01/02/2016) [-]
Natural selection is literally when the organisms with less desirable traits do not reproduce while those with desirable traits do, because those with undesirable traits are not able to find mates. Driving a species to extinction has nothing to do with it. If the fucking sun explodes and all life on Earth ends it isn't fucking natural selection it's complete destruction, us hunting every animal to extinction is the exact same thing.
User avatar
#169 - toosexyforyou (01/02/2016) [-]
Animals don't eat each other for the purpose of driving them to extinction. So why do you keep mentioning it like it's supposed to be done on purpose? I'm done with this dude, you're gonna keep repeating the same shit with no purpose.
User avatar
#170 - brobathehutt (01/02/2016) [-]
What the fuck are you talking about?
#136 - thefourthdirective (01/01/2016) [-]
I wasn't even being condescending or anything, people are always so ready to be assholes on this site. I gotta get off of here someday
#91 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
I strongly disagree. I much prefer the survival of the smarter one of the two. Clearly the human is a dick and deserves to die.
User avatar
#164 - toosexyforyou (01/01/2016) [-]
The guy is a dick but he's still smarter than the moose so what's your point,
User avatar
#7 - thrifty (12/31/2015) [-]
Lord Rockingham´s XI - Hoots Mon

Hoots mon there's a moose loose, aboot this hoose.
User avatar
#19 - lemmingonesevenone (01/01/2016) [-]
havent heard this banger in years. my dad used to sing it all the time
User avatar
#5 - bodeejus (12/31/2015) [-]
That is really bizzare right there.
#115 - Picture 12/28/2015 on Syria +1
#5 - That way children can eat their snacks in full view of their c… 12/21/2015 on Bad design +32
#1 - I make comps go **** yourself  [+] (7 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Bad design +48
User avatar
#129 - unkownthous (12/22/2015) [-]
He doesn't look like hes having so much fun.
#37 - srgfernandez (12/22/2015) [-]
Jesus Christ this made me cringe.

How do you fuck up a water slide THAT MUCH?

All it has to be is a fucking tube. A TUBE

Goddamn it this pisses me off!
#8 - windbound (12/22/2015) [-]
I read "Painful Water Slide" and expected razor-blades glued to the slide one of my (many) secret and irrational fears
Needless to say, I am relieved that he's just bumping around
#31 - slias (12/22/2015) [-]
Hate to break it to you man. That's a perfectly reasonable fear.
#49 - windbound (12/22/2015) [-]
#78 - bertyhell (12/22/2015) [-]
what about a piece of the tube sticking out a bit below the water and it grates a slice from your ass.
#143 - windbound (12/22/2015) [-]
How about no?
#15 - Okay, there's no liveleak watermaOH **** 12/16/2015 on MORBID! Please don't set... +2
#763 - something something lifting  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2015 on What does your face look like? +1
User avatar
#765 - utburd (12/11/2015) [-]
Something something Evan Handler.
#8 - That's not a punchline numnuts  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2015 on I wonder if he stripes the... 0
User avatar
#9 - Viceroy (12/10/2015) [-]
I thought gay people were supposed to be friendly.
#2 - Picture 12/06/2015 on True equality 0