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#238 - Try getting a sense of humour folder. Jeez man... lig…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/01/2013 on Fully support gay rights 0
User avatar #239 - tenthdoctorrocks (10/01/2013) [-]
Oh, I thought you were serious with the "You should've been killed at birth"
User avatar #240 - thegamegestapo (10/01/2013) [-]
Oh... the intention was to be over the top so it wouldn't appear serious.
User avatar #241 - tenthdoctorrocks (10/01/2013) [-]
Okay then, sorry I overreacted
#59 - Kind of sucks though, huh? Here's hoping we pull our… 09/30/2013 on This Week In Science (9/29/13) 0
#75 - That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. People like …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/30/2013 on Fully support gay rights -1
User avatar #232 - tenthdoctorrocks (10/01/2013) [-]
"He likes things that I don't like, he deserves to die!"
That's how I'm hearing you right now.
User avatar #238 - thegamegestapo (10/01/2013) [-]
Try getting a sense of humour folder.

Jeez man... lighten up
User avatar #239 - tenthdoctorrocks (10/01/2013) [-]
Oh, I thought you were serious with the "You should've been killed at birth"
User avatar #240 - thegamegestapo (10/01/2013) [-]
Oh... the intention was to be over the top so it wouldn't appear serious.
User avatar #241 - tenthdoctorrocks (10/01/2013) [-]
Okay then, sorry I overreacted
#55 - *Scientists, plural. The evidence in favour of human…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/30/2013 on This Week In Science (9/29/13) +5
User avatar #58 - nervaaurelius (09/30/2013) [-]
thecontributor.com/why-climate-deniers-have-no-scientific-credibility-one-pie-chart

Most scientists on the subject already agree that climate change is happening and around the same percentage agree it's man made. It's not even a hot debate anymore. It's almost like intelligent design to biologists. At this point it's pretty much a political discussion. If humanity becomes devastated due to our inability to do anything about our affect on the environment then I say we deserve it cause we were to ignorant to stop our own downfall.
#253 - teenytinyspider (10/01/2013) [-]
WE ARE doing shit about it, but the alternatives are either still in development or are too expensive for most people to afford. Many first world nations have made great strives to reduce carbon emissions and pollutions from their factories. In fact, right now, China is the most pollutant country in the world, but they barely give a shit about themselves.

I think some of the pollution was caused by the industrial age and up towards maybe the 80's, and this is just a theory, because back in those times, they didn't give a shit about what they were emitting and what they dumped into rivers and streams and into the ground.
#59 - thegamegestapo (09/30/2013) [-]
Kind of sucks though, huh?

Here's hoping we pull our head out of our ass in time.
#221 - Choice threads! I used to love those things. I'll du…  [+] (11 new replies) 09/30/2013 on basement decision +4
User avatar #371 - zalex (09/30/2013) [-]
pls dump
#364 - funnyrage (09/30/2013) [-]
>take black pill.
>be extremely talented at studying and memorizing.
>become the smartest man alive.
>invent a shapeshift machine.
>get bitches, money, fame and glory using your talents.
>???
>profit.

MFW
#356 - knowstoomuch (09/30/2013) [-]
Black, Teal

I already know who my rival would be.

And I already killed his ratata(tatatatta..ta).
#324 - glenncocoo (09/30/2013) [-]
I love these things to! There's a really good one with a picture, but I don't have it. I think I remember though:

The Traveler:
You don't age and any damage done to you will be healed. But you must forever travel, if you stay in one place for a month you start to rapidly age and die. You don't know every language, but you learn them really easily. The only belongings you're allowed to bring are what fits in your backpack, which even if it's a whole lot bigger on the inside than it looks, it's not limitless. You also have a replenishing lunch box with your favorite food from home. You can once a year travel to a different world, but it's completely random which one adn becasue it's at random you never know when , or if, you'll ever come back to any world you leave.

The Settler (I can't remeber the names):
You live in a house which is placed wherever you want in the world, the house can look however you want, mansion, castle, cottage, own design, and it's magical so the inside of it kind of obeys you, make a library in the pool, fluffy kitchen, whatever you fancy. You don't age as long as you're inside your house, but if you go outside a 20 kilometers radius, you dieeee. Ofcourse there's an internet connection though and you can invite friends over.

The ooga booga man:

You're really talented, smart, goodlooking, you excel at everything you do. You don't have tons and tons of friends though, but you have 7 best frieends, like we're talking One Piece nakama shit. Also, you have a pet of your choosing and even if it won't talk, you'll have a really close understanding of eachother. You, your best buddies and pet remain the best of friends for your entire life, one of these seven is even the love of your life. But when you die, and they die, everyone is reborn except one. You remember your last life, but your friends won't remember. Nevertheless you all become best buddies again. Your last life you'll remember it all and will be alone with your pet.
User avatar #309 - sweetime (09/30/2013) [-]
black, teal, rival
i will murder him
User avatar #305 - alexusapi (09/30/2013) [-]
Teal, hands down, with tripled intelligence i can invent things that give me powers similar to the other pills. and being able to stop time is freaking incredible, i could theoretically solve the mysteries of everything without even a second actually passing.
User avatar #288 - zezenzerg (09/30/2013) [-]
Dump 'em please.
User avatar #286 - garlickson (09/30/2013) [-]
Well unless you are a greedy fucker, the only option really is black.. ;)
User avatar #302 - wliia (09/30/2013) [-]
Teal and Green can also be useful, abusing either power to make tons of money and then just hire people to do the stuff the black pill would do.
User avatar #239 - pkashp (09/30/2013) [-]
Green pill, black pill.
Use black pill to become extremely talented at leaving no trace and other stuff, as well as the green pill to assist in "removing" the rival.
#229 - SleepingDragon (09/30/2013) [-]
teal
#51 - >"I don't assume that I know everything" …  [+] (7 new replies) 09/30/2013 on This Week In Science (9/29/13) +6
User avatar #194 - skypatrol (09/30/2013) [-]
Actually, it is good for governments. The U.S. Government stopped caring about funds awhile ago.
Climate change allows them to slowly dissolve what little is left of private enterprise, and regulate everything more thoroughly. It only decreases popularity in certain areas. It increases popularity in green technology, which isn't efficient enough, as of yet. This gets politicians re-elected.
The PEOPLE hate climate change, because it costs them money, drives up oil prices, etc.
#52 - UnoSkullmanx (09/30/2013) [-]
Again, I never claimed to know more than a government scientist (though the amount that he knows is suspect), I just said that based on what I know, I'm skeptical (not the user, the concept). Could be wrong, we'll just have to wait and see. If it turns out you are trolling, then it works out better for me because you're hurting the man made climate change faction by doing so which furthers my agenda
User avatar #85 - gammajk (09/30/2013) [-]
No, you aren't "skeptical", you just deny everything that is clearly evident because you don't trust the government for asinine reasons. Literally all the research done on global warming is readily available, that's how science works. You can check ANY concerns you have using any amount of scientific data and analysis. Real skeptics actually make an attempt to find the truth. You don't.
User avatar #55 - thegamegestapo (09/30/2013) [-]
*Scientists, plural.

The evidence in favour of humanity being the primary cause of climate change is overwhelming, the evidence against is negligible. Denying it after the numerous independent studies conducted is on par with denying evolution in terms of sheer ignorance.

Based on current estimates we have sixty years to "wait and see" before we start causing irreversible damage. In the fight against pollution you're on pollution's side.

Please don't reproduce.
User avatar #58 - nervaaurelius (09/30/2013) [-]
thecontributor.com/why-climate-deniers-have-no-scientific-credibility-one-pie-chart

Most scientists on the subject already agree that climate change is happening and around the same percentage agree it's man made. It's not even a hot debate anymore. It's almost like intelligent design to biologists. At this point it's pretty much a political discussion. If humanity becomes devastated due to our inability to do anything about our affect on the environment then I say we deserve it cause we were to ignorant to stop our own downfall.
#253 - teenytinyspider (10/01/2013) [-]
WE ARE doing shit about it, but the alternatives are either still in development or are too expensive for most people to afford. Many first world nations have made great strives to reduce carbon emissions and pollutions from their factories. In fact, right now, China is the most pollutant country in the world, but they barely give a shit about themselves.

I think some of the pollution was caused by the industrial age and up towards maybe the 80's, and this is just a theory, because back in those times, they didn't give a shit about what they were emitting and what they dumped into rivers and streams and into the ground.
#59 - thegamegestapo (09/30/2013) [-]
Kind of sucks though, huh?

Here's hoping we pull our head out of our ass in time.
#46 - >Conclusion drawn by a highly respected organisations of tr…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/30/2013 on This Week In Science (9/29/13) +7
#48 - UnoSkullmanx (09/30/2013) [-]
Government scientists*

I distrust anything government related on principle. I could be wrong, bro; unlike you I don't assume that I know everything, but I'm extremely skeptical that global warming is manmade.
User avatar #51 - thegamegestapo (09/30/2013) [-]
>"I don't assume that I know everything"

Claims to be better informed than actual experts.

You do realise climate change is bad for governments. It costs them money, drives up oil prices, decreases popularity, and reduces market confidence.

If you're a troll then well done, my jimmies are rustled.
User avatar #194 - skypatrol (09/30/2013) [-]
Actually, it is good for governments. The U.S. Government stopped caring about funds awhile ago.
Climate change allows them to slowly dissolve what little is left of private enterprise, and regulate everything more thoroughly. It only decreases popularity in certain areas. It increases popularity in green technology, which isn't efficient enough, as of yet. This gets politicians re-elected.
The PEOPLE hate climate change, because it costs them money, drives up oil prices, etc.
#52 - UnoSkullmanx (09/30/2013) [-]
Again, I never claimed to know more than a government scientist (though the amount that he knows is suspect), I just said that based on what I know, I'm skeptical (not the user, the concept). Could be wrong, we'll just have to wait and see. If it turns out you are trolling, then it works out better for me because you're hurting the man made climate change faction by doing so which furthers my agenda
User avatar #85 - gammajk (09/30/2013) [-]
No, you aren't "skeptical", you just deny everything that is clearly evident because you don't trust the government for asinine reasons. Literally all the research done on global warming is readily available, that's how science works. You can check ANY concerns you have using any amount of scientific data and analysis. Real skeptics actually make an attempt to find the truth. You don't.
User avatar #55 - thegamegestapo (09/30/2013) [-]
*Scientists, plural.

The evidence in favour of humanity being the primary cause of climate change is overwhelming, the evidence against is negligible. Denying it after the numerous independent studies conducted is on par with denying evolution in terms of sheer ignorance.

Based on current estimates we have sixty years to "wait and see" before we start causing irreversible damage. In the fight against pollution you're on pollution's side.

Please don't reproduce.
User avatar #58 - nervaaurelius (09/30/2013) [-]
thecontributor.com/why-climate-deniers-have-no-scientific-credibility-one-pie-chart

Most scientists on the subject already agree that climate change is happening and around the same percentage agree it's man made. It's not even a hot debate anymore. It's almost like intelligent design to biologists. At this point it's pretty much a political discussion. If humanity becomes devastated due to our inability to do anything about our affect on the environment then I say we deserve it cause we were to ignorant to stop our own downfall.
#253 - teenytinyspider (10/01/2013) [-]
WE ARE doing shit about it, but the alternatives are either still in development or are too expensive for most people to afford. Many first world nations have made great strives to reduce carbon emissions and pollutions from their factories. In fact, right now, China is the most pollutant country in the world, but they barely give a shit about themselves.

I think some of the pollution was caused by the industrial age and up towards maybe the 80's, and this is just a theory, because back in those times, they didn't give a shit about what they were emitting and what they dumped into rivers and streams and into the ground.
#59 - thegamegestapo (09/30/2013) [-]
Kind of sucks though, huh?

Here's hoping we pull our head out of our ass in time.
User avatar #49 - skeptical (09/30/2013) [-]
No matter how hard you try none of you will ever be me
So stop it
#60 - Picture 09/30/2013 on *click* +5
#11 - Or we think about it logically. During the attack on…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/28/2013 on What if? +38
User avatar #47 - ShizMyNiz (09/29/2013) [-]
or maybe its because it was a film...
#46 - tariv (09/29/2013) [-]
You posted Dr. Horrible. I am morally obliged to respond in kind.
User avatar #43 - PVTDickStryker (09/29/2013) [-]
Kind of ironic how the recruited soldiers are more expendable than the clones who's sole existence was to be an expendable fighting force.
User avatar #37 - eyemeralds (09/29/2013) [-]
One thumb = 1 Respect
User avatar #31 - vortexrain (09/29/2013) [-]
I've tried so hard to do what he is doing.
User avatar #30 - xsoulchaser (09/29/2013) [-]
Holy shit you're a genius and I love you.
User avatar #28 - theguniaofdoom (09/29/2013) [-]
Cool.
User avatar #17 - umaya (09/29/2013) [-]
Loads of people forget about Vader saying something like "let them leave" and Obi Wan saying that was too easy which pretty much, very obviously points out that they are ordered to miss.
User avatar #14 - isuriand (09/29/2013) [-]
that was perhaps the most beautiful explanation i have ever seen. i will thumb this later (if i manage to reach lvl 40 or whatever it is set at now)
#80 - Picture 09/28/2013 on Name that song +4
#47 - I was under the impression Dick Grayson was heavily implied to… 09/28/2013 on The Perfect Wedding 0
#25 - Failing that much is almost impressive... >Google … 09/28/2013 on Soldier on ecstasy 0
#8 - Picture 09/24/2013 on British Empire 0
#139 - I've read Crossed, I very much doubt it was every way possible… 09/24/2013 on Murdered 0
#185 - This is a classic example of someone who can't take a joke. …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2013 on I would have used crayons -3
User avatar #190 - scowler (09/24/2013) [-]
Fight. If you run, you'll just die tired.
#69 - I don't know where you're hearing that from but the death toll… 09/24/2013 on Colbert 0
#10 - With all due respect it's not genocide. Civil war, definitely,…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2013 on Colbert +3
User avatar #16 - nass (09/23/2013) [-]
I think 100000 dead people, including a lot of civilists , is quite a genocide. Also because it's pretty one sided.
User avatar #69 - thegamegestapo (09/24/2013) [-]
I don't know where you're hearing that from but the death toll has been pretty evenly split. Also UN observers reported the worst atrocities were being committed by the rebels.

Large death toll does not necessarily entail genocide which is the extermination of a specific racial or ethnic group. It's not a great definition since that means Cambodia wasn't technically genocide either but it certainly fits in the case of the Syrian Civil War. It's more like a meat grinder.
#8 - How do you feel about NATOs report that 70% of Syrians support…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/23/2013 on Colbert +1
User avatar #9 - nass (09/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, and the elections in some parts of the world are also legit because some UN people standing next to the both? The people who fight against Assad aren't able to answer that report, because you know, they gettin bombed and stuff. I've lost several relatives in this genocide , and neither them, nor any other people they know support Assad.

I just can't believe , that so many people accept whats in "the news".
User avatar #10 - thegamegestapo (09/23/2013) [-]
With all due respect it's not genocide. Civil war, definitely, but genocide is a very specific term.

Also the report didn't say they supported Assad himself, just that they would prefer for him to stay in power rather than the rebels taking over. The report itself is relatively unbiased, especially given that NATO wanted an excuse to bomb Syria.
User avatar #16 - nass (09/23/2013) [-]
I think 100000 dead people, including a lot of civilists , is quite a genocide. Also because it's pretty one sided.
User avatar #69 - thegamegestapo (09/24/2013) [-]
I don't know where you're hearing that from but the death toll has been pretty evenly split. Also UN observers reported the worst atrocities were being committed by the rebels.

Large death toll does not necessarily entail genocide which is the extermination of a specific racial or ethnic group. It's not a great definition since that means Cambodia wasn't technically genocide either but it certainly fits in the case of the Syrian Civil War. It's more like a meat grinder.
#74 - >2013 >Not appreciating the man of wealth and taste 09/23/2013 on yes +2
#54 - He's actually made a fair point 09/23/2013 on so silllly -5
#102 - That's right. Americans don't play sports 09/22/2013 on MURICA 0
#21 - That is absolutely ridiculous and I can't believe the ignoranc…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2013 on MURICA +3
User avatar #28 - leettaco (09/22/2013) [-]
More like examples of real events in bongland
#20 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2013 on Guns -7
User avatar #63 - espay (09/22/2013) [-]
Strawman

I like guns so i believe in jew reptilian brony catholic homosexuals running our world?
#55 - Ken wit' you dinnae know nuttin' aboot life as a weegie hen … 09/21/2013 on Weegie +1
#24 - There's also multiple references to a overpriced, overdue tram…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/19/2013 on GTA V Like A Baws +39
#77 - lankyman (09/19/2013) [-]
I still have no idea why

First and Lothian buses are pretty damn reliable compared to most bus services
in the country, and its just been announced that the tram service costs just as much as the buses.

Imeanseriouslywhy?

User avatar #62 - kristovsky (09/19/2013) [-]
>be me
>got to Edinburgh
>stand in town centre
>squint my eyes, dramatic as fuck
>silently whisper "tram"
>the rumble starts, theycome.jpg
>the tartan stampede approaches, bagpipes in hand
>i am brutally murdered on the spot, celtic victory
>troll supreme, died doing what i loved
>Steve Irwin awaits me.

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#5 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
User avatar #6 to #5 - thegamegestapo (05/22/2015) [-]
You "heard" me?

geddit? Heard/herd? amiright?
#7 to #6 - murrlogic has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #8 to #7 - thegamegestapo (05/22/2015) [-]
I'm sorry, do I know you?
User avatar #9 to #8 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #10 to #9 - thegamegestapo (05/22/2015) [-]
Do I get any explanation at all?
User avatar #11 to #10 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
What is there to explain?
User avatar #12 to #11 - thegamegestapo (05/22/2015) [-]
Who are you? What are you doing? Why me? Is there an actual correlation between number of pirates world wide and the rate of climate change?
User avatar #13 to #12 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
>Who are you?

Murr

>What are you doing?

Looking for people to talk to

>Why me?

why not?
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