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#90 - That and and out of control Sith sorcery. Which is a shame rea…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/15/2014 on star wars quotes 0
User avatar #91 - huntergriff (09/15/2014) [-]
indeed it was. I still prefer the executor though.
User avatar #96 - thegamegestapo (09/15/2014) [-]
Sovereign class is where it's at. Large enough to be terrifying, powerful enough to level continents.

And it looks badass.
#87 - Right enough, I always assumed Palpatine meant the 501st since…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/15/2014 on star wars quotes 0
User avatar #88 - huntergriff (09/15/2014) [-]
eh...Palpatine basically succomed to the same bullshit that killed his master. Overconfidence.
User avatar #90 - thegamegestapo (09/15/2014) [-]
That and and out of control Sith sorcery. Which is a shame really, the Eclipse was a nice ship.
User avatar #91 - huntergriff (09/15/2014) [-]
indeed it was. I still prefer the executor though.
User avatar #96 - thegamegestapo (09/15/2014) [-]
Sovereign class is where it's at. Large enough to be terrifying, powerful enough to level continents.

And it looks badass.
#85 - If BF2 is canon it was the 501st in most of the film engagemen…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/15/2014 on star wars quotes 0
User avatar #86 - huntergriff (09/15/2014) [-]
BF2 was canon. Keyword, was. And as far as we know the 501st was only present (In the original movies, anyway) in the tantive IV scene in episode 4, and the battle of Hoth in episode 5. As far as I know, they weren't at endor, in fact the force at endor was tempest company, i think :/
User avatar #87 - thegamegestapo (09/15/2014) [-]
Right enough, I always assumed Palpatine meant the 501st since they were his "best troops".

Dumbass should have sent them

Clones>Ewoks>>>>>>>>>>>>Tempest
User avatar #88 - huntergriff (09/15/2014) [-]
eh...Palpatine basically succomed to the same bullshit that killed his master. Overconfidence.
User avatar #90 - thegamegestapo (09/15/2014) [-]
That and and out of control Sith sorcery. Which is a shame really, the Eclipse was a nice ship.
User avatar #91 - huntergriff (09/15/2014) [-]
indeed it was. I still prefer the executor though.
User avatar #96 - thegamegestapo (09/15/2014) [-]
Sovereign class is where it's at. Large enough to be terrifying, powerful enough to level continents.

And it looks badass.
#83 - Actually Stormtroopers were elite troopers. Imperial soldier w…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/15/2014 on star wars quotes 0
User avatar #84 - huntergriff (09/15/2014) [-]
yeah, but they weren't clones..At least not in the original trilogy, save for the ones you see at the beginning of episode 4 and 5, hence "Normal recruits".
User avatar #85 - thegamegestapo (09/15/2014) [-]
If BF2 is canon it was the 501st in most of the film engagements who were made up of clones. But we're arguing over nothing here, you''re right.
User avatar #86 - huntergriff (09/15/2014) [-]
BF2 was canon. Keyword, was. And as far as we know the 501st was only present (In the original movies, anyway) in the tantive IV scene in episode 4, and the battle of Hoth in episode 5. As far as I know, they weren't at endor, in fact the force at endor was tempest company, i think :/
User avatar #87 - thegamegestapo (09/15/2014) [-]
Right enough, I always assumed Palpatine meant the 501st since they were his "best troops".

Dumbass should have sent them

Clones>Ewoks>>>>>>>>>>>>Tempest
User avatar #88 - huntergriff (09/15/2014) [-]
eh...Palpatine basically succomed to the same bullshit that killed his master. Overconfidence.
User avatar #90 - thegamegestapo (09/15/2014) [-]
That and and out of control Sith sorcery. Which is a shame really, the Eclipse was a nice ship.
User avatar #91 - huntergriff (09/15/2014) [-]
indeed it was. I still prefer the executor though.
User avatar #96 - thegamegestapo (09/15/2014) [-]
Sovereign class is where it's at. Large enough to be terrifying, powerful enough to level continents.

And it looks badass.
#39 - Nah, then peer pressure and pride will cause him to do it for real. 09/15/2014 on ron 0
#73 - WEAPONISED DICKPOX! BALLSWEAT STRAINS THAT COULD WIPE OUT H… 09/15/2014 on this is why I don't pee at... 0
#72 - No, your legs do that for you and rubs everything together eve… 09/15/2014 on this is why I don't pee at... 0
#71 - The Funnyjunk comunity stars in... 09/15/2014 on this is why I don't pee at... 0
#70 - In my book: money > Ball sweat Besides, most bacteria c… 09/15/2014 on this is why I don't pee at... 0
#20 - Your balls just sit there all day collecting sweat and breedin…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/14/2014 on this is why I don't pee at... +8
#68 - anonexplains (09/14/2014) [-]
I don't smear my ball sweat on my fucking hands either.. what kind of a chromosone-low retard are you?
#73 - thegamegestapo (09/15/2014) [-]
WEAPONISED DICKPOX! BALLSWEAT STRAINS THAT COULD WIPE OUT HALF THE COUNTRY! STUFF I DON'T WANT ON ME! EVER!
User avatar #48 - thebellboy (09/14/2014) [-]
The thing is i dont fucking fondle my balls as i piss.
User avatar #72 - thegamegestapo (09/15/2014) [-]
No, your legs do that for you and rubs everything together every time you walk. Filthy heathen.

www.cdc.gov/features/handwashing/
www.cdc.gov/handwashing/
#18 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/14/2014 on this is why I don't pee at... 0
#38 - anonexplains (09/14/2014) [-]
I dont wash my hands either I have a foreskin too so when the top gets wet when I piss, I have to play with my foreskni to get rid of the water on the much larger surface area. This causes heat and friction which dries the remaining piss. I enjoy it though because it not only dries my dick but makes my thumb smell like knob cheese. You'll often seeme sneak a cheeky sniff of my right thumb while leaving the toilet.

posting as anon for no red pinkies but it's actually true :>
#71 - thegamegestapo (09/15/2014) [-]
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#15 - Christ, how horrifying. The whole world is just cove…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/14/2014 on this is why I don't pee at... +3
User avatar #17 - olesaintdikolas (09/14/2014) [-]
....... Do it.
User avatar #18 - thegamegestapo (09/14/2014) [-]
#38 - anonexplains (09/14/2014) [-]
I dont wash my hands either I have a foreskin too so when the top gets wet when I piss, I have to play with my foreskni to get rid of the water on the much larger surface area. This causes heat and friction which dries the remaining piss. I enjoy it though because it not only dries my dick but makes my thumb smell like knob cheese. You'll often seeme sneak a cheeky sniff of my right thumb while leaving the toilet.

posting as anon for no red pinkies but it's actually true :>
#71 - thegamegestapo (09/15/2014) [-]
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#16 - covered (09/14/2014) [-]
#13 - Fine then Davros. People touch their faces three times a minut…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/14/2014 on this is why I don't pee at... +3
User avatar #14 - olesaintdikolas (09/14/2014) [-]
I don't watch that show had to google the name still don't give a shit I'll put my penis hands and penis wherever I please. I hope this whole experience has made you weary of shaking the hands of chair bound people.
User avatar #15 - thegamegestapo (09/14/2014) [-]
Christ, how horrifying.

The whole world is just covered in unwashed penis-hand juice.
I'm going to go kill myself.
User avatar #17 - olesaintdikolas (09/14/2014) [-]
....... Do it.
User avatar #18 - thegamegestapo (09/14/2014) [-]
#38 - anonexplains (09/14/2014) [-]
I dont wash my hands either I have a foreskin too so when the top gets wet when I piss, I have to play with my foreskni to get rid of the water on the much larger surface area. This causes heat and friction which dries the remaining piss. I enjoy it though because it not only dries my dick but makes my thumb smell like knob cheese. You'll often seeme sneak a cheeky sniff of my right thumb while leaving the toilet.

posting as anon for no red pinkies but it's actually true :>
#71 - thegamegestapo (09/15/2014) [-]
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#16 - covered (09/14/2014) [-]
#11 - No you asshole, when you don't wash your hands you become a he…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/14/2014 on this is why I don't pee at... +6
User avatar #12 - olesaintdikolas (09/14/2014) [-]
I'm not an asshole I have arms and legs. Also being in a wheelchair would make me a rolling fomite. Fag
User avatar #13 - thegamegestapo (09/14/2014) [-]
Fine then Davros. People touch their faces three times a minute and you're touching everything with your penis hands. Why not go all the way and rub your dick all over their faces.
Just wash your hands.
User avatar #14 - olesaintdikolas (09/14/2014) [-]
I don't watch that show had to google the name still don't give a shit I'll put my penis hands and penis wherever I please. I hope this whole experience has made you weary of shaking the hands of chair bound people.
User avatar #15 - thegamegestapo (09/14/2014) [-]
Christ, how horrifying.

The whole world is just covered in unwashed penis-hand juice.
I'm going to go kill myself.
User avatar #17 - olesaintdikolas (09/14/2014) [-]
....... Do it.
User avatar #18 - thegamegestapo (09/14/2014) [-]
#38 - anonexplains (09/14/2014) [-]
I dont wash my hands either I have a foreskin too so when the top gets wet when I piss, I have to play with my foreskni to get rid of the water on the much larger surface area. This causes heat and friction which dries the remaining piss. I enjoy it though because it not only dries my dick but makes my thumb smell like knob cheese. You'll often seeme sneak a cheeky sniff of my right thumb while leaving the toilet.

posting as anon for no red pinkies but it's actually true :>
#71 - thegamegestapo (09/15/2014) [-]
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#16 - covered (09/14/2014) [-]
#9 - That's disgusting...  [+] (19 new replies) 09/14/2014 on this is why I don't pee at... +14
#40 - brisineo (09/14/2014) [-]
If you're that concerned about germs, you'd probably think twice about touching the money in your wallet... or the sponge in your kitchen sink... or pretty much every door handle, especially in public... any phone... Or the skin of another human being.

Seriously, there are things you handle every day that are a hundred times more filthy than your junk. The immune system exists for a reason and unless you got AIDS or something of the sort, or if the non-hand washer is contagiously sick, nothing's going to happen.. Even if you have a trillion little microbes that call the wrinkles of your scrotum 'home', they're pretty chill compared to the stuff that breeds on a dollar bill that most likely has been in the sweaty vagina of a stripper and then used to snort cocaine.

Not saying you shouldn't be courteous and wash your hands anyways. Still makes you look like a slob when you don't do it.
User avatar #70 - thegamegestapo (09/15/2014) [-]
In my book: money > Ball sweat
Besides, most bacteria can't survive outside of ideal conditions (ie. your sweaty ballsack) for more than a day. Furthermore our immune systems have spent the past two million years being fine tuned to all the nasty stuff floating around in the real world as social etiquette dictates we don't run our balls in people's faces.

Now maybe you want to argue that that has left us open to a pandemic of deadly testicle-bred plague but until the WHO files a report on that one I'm going to keep finding all of you disgusting.

I can't believe I'm having to justify washing your hands after you go to the toilet.

#19 - anonexplains (09/14/2014) [-]
I wash my dick, so that I don't have to wash my hands.

I don't piss on my hands, do you?
User avatar #20 - thegamegestapo (09/14/2014) [-]
Your balls just sit there all day collecting sweat and breeding microbes that aren't found on your hands. They're also warmer, perfect breeding ground for nasty penis germs.

Wash your god damn hands.
#68 - anonexplains (09/14/2014) [-]
I don't smear my ball sweat on my fucking hands either.. what kind of a chromosone-low retard are you?
#73 - thegamegestapo (09/15/2014) [-]
WEAPONISED DICKPOX! BALLSWEAT STRAINS THAT COULD WIPE OUT HALF THE COUNTRY! STUFF I DON'T WANT ON ME! EVER!
User avatar #48 - thebellboy (09/14/2014) [-]
The thing is i dont fucking fondle my balls as i piss.
User avatar #72 - thegamegestapo (09/15/2014) [-]
No, your legs do that for you and rubs everything together every time you walk. Filthy heathen.

www.cdc.gov/features/handwashing/
www.cdc.gov/handwashing/
User avatar #10 - olesaintdikolas (09/14/2014) [-]
It's MY penis. Keep your judgments for the mirror.
User avatar #11 - thegamegestapo (09/14/2014) [-]
No you asshole, when you don't wash your hands you become a health and safety hazard.

Learn some god dam common courtesy you walking fomite.
User avatar #12 - olesaintdikolas (09/14/2014) [-]
I'm not an asshole I have arms and legs. Also being in a wheelchair would make me a rolling fomite. Fag
User avatar #13 - thegamegestapo (09/14/2014) [-]
Fine then Davros. People touch their faces three times a minute and you're touching everything with your penis hands. Why not go all the way and rub your dick all over their faces.
Just wash your hands.
User avatar #14 - olesaintdikolas (09/14/2014) [-]
I don't watch that show had to google the name still don't give a shit I'll put my penis hands and penis wherever I please. I hope this whole experience has made you weary of shaking the hands of chair bound people.
User avatar #15 - thegamegestapo (09/14/2014) [-]
Christ, how horrifying.

The whole world is just covered in unwashed penis-hand juice.
I'm going to go kill myself.
User avatar #17 - olesaintdikolas (09/14/2014) [-]
....... Do it.
User avatar #18 - thegamegestapo (09/14/2014) [-]
#38 - anonexplains (09/14/2014) [-]
I dont wash my hands either I have a foreskin too so when the top gets wet when I piss, I have to play with my foreskni to get rid of the water on the much larger surface area. This causes heat and friction which dries the remaining piss. I enjoy it though because it not only dries my dick but makes my thumb smell like knob cheese. You'll often seeme sneak a cheeky sniff of my right thumb while leaving the toilet.

posting as anon for no red pinkies but it's actually true :>
#71 - thegamegestapo (09/15/2014) [-]
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#16 - covered (09/14/2014) [-]
#110 - "I'll try anything once" Based answer on na… 09/14/2014 on Shes got a secret... 0
#38 - Right enough, I'll rephrase. There's never been this much of a… 09/14/2014 on Admin vs USA 0
#19 - The main problem with North Korea is lack of resources. They d…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Admin vs USA +2
User avatar #23 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (09/13/2014) [-]
I don't need to imagine it, its already happened.

World War 2.

World War 1.

Napoleonic wars.

Punic Wars.

The Two Largest (in a lot of cases 4 or more) powers in the world have clashed before and we have turned out OK. Don't think that will stop it.

The Cold war didn't become an actual war because of M.A.D., which back in the day the Soviets and USA didn't actually know whether the other side would actually fire a nuke. These days we know no sane power would use nuclear weapons, So it would be only N.Korea who would possibly fire a nuke, and if N.Korea fired China would up and leave their asses. They don't want a nuclear war.

China and the USA would fight a conventional war, if any seeing as N.Korea is on a tight rope with China, so it would happen whether its a good idea or not.
User avatar #38 - thegamegestapo (09/14/2014) [-]
Right enough, I'll rephrase. There's never been this much of a power gradient in human history. In the First and Second World Wars Germany was arguably the most powerful nation involved.

Two of the powerful countries always run the risk of butting head, but their's no logical argument that the weaker countries will start trouble with multiple superpowers.

I mean even if the weedy kid at school does have a baseball bat there's not way he's going to start a fight with the entire baseball league.
#28 - zeittergiest (09/13/2014) [-]
you misunderstand what OP is saying - China would side with the US in the Event of glorious Admin deciding to war. Admin knows this and will probably not ever decide to war because of it
#23 - Doesn't make sense. If all life has ended why is the grass sti… 09/13/2014 on some advice 0
#23 - I once saw a train guard throw a student off a train because h… 09/10/2014 on well this is Britain all over -1
#22 - Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?  [+] (4 new replies) 09/10/2014 on well this is Britain all over +7
User avatar #53 - discfan (09/10/2014) [-]
the real question is who watches the watcher of the watchmen?
#67 - kikkelikeiju (09/10/2014) [-]
feel like I´m getting a little repetitive here... but what the hell.
#36 - kikkelikeiju (09/10/2014) [-]
#30 - muthsera (09/10/2014) [-]
#228 - And while we're on the topic, what's the deal with "stron… 09/10/2014 on Strong Female Characters +3
#225 - Despite being a troll account he does have a point... …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2014 on Strong Female Characters +1
User avatar #228 - thegamegestapo (09/10/2014) [-]
And while we're on the topic, what's the deal with "strong female characters"? Is strong the only personality trait a female character can have in order to be a good character?

Strong is a pretty bland trait at best. I mean male characters in games can be smart, comically stupid, noble, slimy, ruthless, heroic, treacherous, brave, cowardly, pensive, regretful, hot headed, hopeless, inspirational, or really good at calibrations and they're great characters. Women get to be strong. Or maybe "OMG 1337 Haxor girl".

The exception that I can think of offhand is Ashley Williams who was just a big old space racist.
#4 - "Everyone is king when there's no one left to pawn."…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2014 on Deep +8
#5 - blastros (09/09/2014) [-]
Yo.......... i'm listening to that song right now
#36 - Look on the bright side, your accent is still cool. 09/09/2014 on Tony Abbott: Terrorist Hunter +4

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