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#58 - Unless they don't know it's fiction. Maybe they live… 05/26/2014 on fuck it +3
#88 - Vodka is product of gods 05/26/2014 on (Irish national anthem plays) 0
#34 - It's still just a story for kids so yeah, it's not going to fi… 05/25/2014 on (untitled) 0
#28 - >What is a metaphor?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2014 on (untitled) 0
#32 - beastarro (05/24/2014) [-]
Pretty piss poor metaphor. It is very difficult to get your audience to think about the plight of the mutants when their only problem is that people are afraid they will use their powers for evil, which is actually a super rational fear because a good percentage of them actually do.
Gay sex does not have the potential to enslave humanity.
User avatar #34 - thegamegestapo (05/25/2014) [-]
It's still just a story for kids so yeah, it's not going to fit exactly. The point is that it shares many of the themes of racism, homophobia, or whatever.

But yeah, I agree, they don't do a very good job with the metaphor since all the mutants do is say "hurr durr we are the future hurr durr we are the next stage of evolution". No wonder so many people are against them.
#63 - Littlefinger is the worst person in the Seven Kingdoms. He's a… 05/24/2014 on Talk shti, get hit 0
#274 - Nice try /pol/ 05/24/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 3 0
#68 - Anti-material rifle with incendiary ammo One shot, one kill. 05/22/2014 on Big Gun Skill 0
#263 - see my above example for one of the many exceptions to your st… 05/21/2014 on Wise Words -4
#260 - Thanks anonymous person for explaining that applied maths invo… 05/21/2014 on Wise Words -2
#148 - 3 seems to make sense, although me being Scottish I assumed a …  [+] (10 new replies) 05/21/2014 on Good Guy Ex-Marine +3
User avatar #154 - grapesforall (05/21/2014) [-]
Turns out there is a 4th Scenario: 3 fully adult males start to terrorize a 14 year old child. Marine steps in like the BAMF he is and takes a Rodney King type wooping abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2013/09/former-marine-brutally-beaten-while-saving-teen-says-it-was-all-in-the-line-of-duty/
#157 - anonymous (05/21/2014) [-]
And there's why your retarded.. THEY ARE STILL MINORS!! They are under 21 "AKA" Minors.
#254 - anonymous (05/21/2014) [-]
that means that you cant do porn until you're 21 which is blatantly false
User avatar #190 - imagnetsux (05/21/2014) [-]
im 18 and a fight with 3 of me would take at least one cop to break up.
#159 - grapesforall (05/21/2014) [-]
As I said in Denmark you're a minor until you're 18 years of age. In America this beast to the left (19 year old Mike Tyson) is considered a minor. This is just one of the few reasons American law is considered laughable to the world
#250 - anonymous (05/21/2014) [-]
You realize that we're the country that charges 11 year olds and adults right?
#205 - magmon (05/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, you're a legal adult at 18 in America, but I like your argument founded upon nothing.
User avatar #187 - karson (05/21/2014) [-]
when you are 18 you are no longer considered a minor in the US. I don't know what anon was talking about. it's a bit annoying, because we can go and fight/die in the military, but we can't buy a pistol, or pistol ammo, and we can't buy alcohol. kinda stupid.
#277 - anonymous (05/27/2014) [-]
Yeah your only considered a minor in america if your trying to purchase beer, you gotta be 21 to buy handguns as well, 18 for longguns
#188 - grapesforall (05/21/2014) [-]
Anon never makes much sense. But you can't blame anon for being different. Anon is in the image
#145 - Who said anything about children? I mean we can assu…  [+] (17 new replies) 05/21/2014 on Good Guy Ex-Marine +2
User avatar #186 - karson (05/21/2014) [-]
they were guys in their 20's.
#147 - grapesforall (05/21/2014) [-]
It's hard to argue. There isn't any evidence of their size. But I'd like to think that they arent any taller than 160cm, they have yet to grow proper strength/muscle. They essentially look like Gumpi (please see attached photo for reference to gumpi) x3. Now there are a couple of ways this scenario could have gone down:

1. 3 kids are teasing some fat kid. Marine come running out of his car (this is very threatening way of approaching a gang of kids). Kids survival instincts kick in and they all agree to fuck him up (I would probly have acted the same if I were in the kids position). Fat kid runs away like the shameful pussy he is not to help his savior.

2. 3 kids are teasing some fat kid. Marine walks over tells them to break it up and to go opposite directions. The 3 kids are not having none of it (they really want to bully this fat kid i suppose in this scenario) and just start tap dancing on the marines ass like it was an Irish river dancing contest. The marine takes the beating because he is very well retrained and would rather be hospitalized than to protect his own life. Fat kid runs away (so pathetic) from his savior.

3. 3 kids are teasing some fat kid. Marine grabs one by the arm to show dominance (this is also very aggressive, and the most likely scenario). Kids survival instinct kick in and beginning swinging at the marine like he was a pinata at cinco de mayo. Marine is surprised by the resistance but its too late, candy is falling out of him. Fat kid runs away like the deserter that he is.

I think you think its scenario 2... I think scenario 3 is more accurate... am I about right in my thinking?


User avatar #179 - mutzaki (05/21/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLrpLhhnMtE
Hope this clears things up. They weren't children.
#156 - anonymous (05/21/2014) [-]
Are you retarded? You are a minor until you are 21.. are you saying that everyone in the world under 21 is 160 cm tall and weights under 50 kilo?... you daft git.
User avatar #260 - agreatusername (05/21/2014) [-]
You're legally a minor until 21, but once you turn 18 you are at the full extent of the law and can be struck without legal recourse as far as assaulting a minor. If the person decides to press charges its a different story, but you cant be charged with assaulting a minor.
#158 - grapesforall has deleted their comment.
User avatar #148 - thegamegestapo (05/21/2014) [-]
3 seems to make sense, although me being Scottish I assumed a mugging of some sort was involved too.

My thinking was:
3 burly youths are in the process of decking Fatty and stealing his lunch money when Sgt. Do-Gooder kindly requests that the youths desist in their actions or he will render them incapable of continuing said action. The youths then spend the next five minutes kerb stomping Do-Gooder's ass while Fatty rolls away.
User avatar #154 - grapesforall (05/21/2014) [-]
Turns out there is a 4th Scenario: 3 fully adult males start to terrorize a 14 year old child. Marine steps in like the BAMF he is and takes a Rodney King type wooping abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2013/09/former-marine-brutally-beaten-while-saving-teen-says-it-was-all-in-the-line-of-duty/
#157 - anonymous (05/21/2014) [-]
And there's why your retarded.. THEY ARE STILL MINORS!! They are under 21 "AKA" Minors.
#254 - anonymous (05/21/2014) [-]
that means that you cant do porn until you're 21 which is blatantly false
User avatar #190 - imagnetsux (05/21/2014) [-]
im 18 and a fight with 3 of me would take at least one cop to break up.
#159 - grapesforall (05/21/2014) [-]
As I said in Denmark you're a minor until you're 18 years of age. In America this beast to the left (19 year old Mike Tyson) is considered a minor. This is just one of the few reasons American law is considered laughable to the world
#250 - anonymous (05/21/2014) [-]
You realize that we're the country that charges 11 year olds and adults right?
#205 - magmon (05/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, you're a legal adult at 18 in America, but I like your argument founded upon nothing.
User avatar #187 - karson (05/21/2014) [-]
when you are 18 you are no longer considered a minor in the US. I don't know what anon was talking about. it's a bit annoying, because we can go and fight/die in the military, but we can't buy a pistol, or pistol ammo, and we can't buy alcohol. kinda stupid.
#277 - anonymous (05/27/2014) [-]
Yeah your only considered a minor in america if your trying to purchase beer, you gotta be 21 to buy handguns as well, 18 for longguns
#188 - grapesforall (05/21/2014) [-]
Anon never makes much sense. But you can't blame anon for being different. Anon is in the image
#141 - m-muh supersoldier! Seriously man, it's not like in t…  [+] (19 new replies) 05/21/2014 on Good Guy Ex-Marine +12
User avatar #144 - grapesforall (05/21/2014) [-]
guys? you mean children
User avatar #145 - thegamegestapo (05/21/2014) [-]
Who said anything about children?

I mean we can assume that they're at least teenagers if they weren't scared off by a grown man.
User avatar #186 - karson (05/21/2014) [-]
they were guys in their 20's.
#147 - grapesforall (05/21/2014) [-]
It's hard to argue. There isn't any evidence of their size. But I'd like to think that they arent any taller than 160cm, they have yet to grow proper strength/muscle. They essentially look like Gumpi (please see attached photo for reference to gumpi) x3. Now there are a couple of ways this scenario could have gone down:

1. 3 kids are teasing some fat kid. Marine come running out of his car (this is very threatening way of approaching a gang of kids). Kids survival instincts kick in and they all agree to fuck him up (I would probly have acted the same if I were in the kids position). Fat kid runs away like the shameful pussy he is not to help his savior.

2. 3 kids are teasing some fat kid. Marine walks over tells them to break it up and to go opposite directions. The 3 kids are not having none of it (they really want to bully this fat kid i suppose in this scenario) and just start tap dancing on the marines ass like it was an Irish river dancing contest. The marine takes the beating because he is very well retrained and would rather be hospitalized than to protect his own life. Fat kid runs away (so pathetic) from his savior.

3. 3 kids are teasing some fat kid. Marine grabs one by the arm to show dominance (this is also very aggressive, and the most likely scenario). Kids survival instinct kick in and beginning swinging at the marine like he was a pinata at cinco de mayo. Marine is surprised by the resistance but its too late, candy is falling out of him. Fat kid runs away like the deserter that he is.

I think you think its scenario 2... I think scenario 3 is more accurate... am I about right in my thinking?


User avatar #179 - mutzaki (05/21/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLrpLhhnMtE
Hope this clears things up. They weren't children.
#156 - anonymous (05/21/2014) [-]
Are you retarded? You are a minor until you are 21.. are you saying that everyone in the world under 21 is 160 cm tall and weights under 50 kilo?... you daft git.
User avatar #260 - agreatusername (05/21/2014) [-]
You're legally a minor until 21, but once you turn 18 you are at the full extent of the law and can be struck without legal recourse as far as assaulting a minor. If the person decides to press charges its a different story, but you cant be charged with assaulting a minor.
#158 - grapesforall has deleted their comment.
User avatar #148 - thegamegestapo (05/21/2014) [-]
3 seems to make sense, although me being Scottish I assumed a mugging of some sort was involved too.

My thinking was:
3 burly youths are in the process of decking Fatty and stealing his lunch money when Sgt. Do-Gooder kindly requests that the youths desist in their actions or he will render them incapable of continuing said action. The youths then spend the next five minutes kerb stomping Do-Gooder's ass while Fatty rolls away.
User avatar #154 - grapesforall (05/21/2014) [-]
Turns out there is a 4th Scenario: 3 fully adult males start to terrorize a 14 year old child. Marine steps in like the BAMF he is and takes a Rodney King type wooping abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2013/09/former-marine-brutally-beaten-while-saving-teen-says-it-was-all-in-the-line-of-duty/
#157 - anonymous (05/21/2014) [-]
And there's why your retarded.. THEY ARE STILL MINORS!! They are under 21 "AKA" Minors.
#254 - anonymous (05/21/2014) [-]
that means that you cant do porn until you're 21 which is blatantly false
User avatar #190 - imagnetsux (05/21/2014) [-]
im 18 and a fight with 3 of me would take at least one cop to break up.
#159 - grapesforall (05/21/2014) [-]
As I said in Denmark you're a minor until you're 18 years of age. In America this beast to the left (19 year old Mike Tyson) is considered a minor. This is just one of the few reasons American law is considered laughable to the world
#250 - anonymous (05/21/2014) [-]
You realize that we're the country that charges 11 year olds and adults right?
#205 - magmon (05/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, you're a legal adult at 18 in America, but I like your argument founded upon nothing.
User avatar #187 - karson (05/21/2014) [-]
when you are 18 you are no longer considered a minor in the US. I don't know what anon was talking about. it's a bit annoying, because we can go and fight/die in the military, but we can't buy a pistol, or pistol ammo, and we can't buy alcohol. kinda stupid.
#277 - anonymous (05/27/2014) [-]
Yeah your only considered a minor in america if your trying to purchase beer, you gotta be 21 to buy handguns as well, 18 for longguns
#188 - grapesforall (05/21/2014) [-]
Anon never makes much sense. But you can't blame anon for being different. Anon is in the image
#244 - Actually... You ever hear of flogistan? Scientists we…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/21/2014 on Wise Words +1
User avatar #254 - mathmanchris (05/21/2014) [-]
"Guesswork" is called a hypothesis. For example: I can assume that there are no prime number lager than 10^100. How to prove that? Well, we can randomly take any number with 100 digits and check for factors, but we're most certainly not gonna have a prime. Does it make our hypothesis true? Nope.
Other example (famous one): Until 1995 noone could prove Fermat's Last Theorem. Mathmaticians thought it was true but weren't able to prove so it's a hypothesis and not a theorem.
Beliefs are, from a scientific point of view, worthless. A proposition that one can't verify is simply worthless.
Btw, sorry for the maths :p
User avatar #263 - thegamegestapo (05/21/2014) [-]
see my above example for one of the many exceptions to your statement. Religion is actually a form of science since it's an ancient human's theory of why things happen, but now , as it's non-disprovable it, by definition, cannot be refuted conclusively.

Given your name I'd expect some maths.
#247 - anonymous (05/21/2014) [-]
you might find that scientific theories have a lot of mathematical backing. Not that you'd understand any of it.
User avatar #260 - thegamegestapo (05/21/2014) [-]
Thanks anonymous person for explaining that applied maths involves maths. Now go cry some more.
User avatar #250 - mathmanchris (05/21/2014) [-]
That is partially right. If you're talking about nature science such as physics, chemistry etc, you're absolutly right, in many other domains like history, medicin or fine arts, well... xD

> Not that you'd understand any of it.
I wonder who you're talking to... ?
#272 - popeflatus (05/21/2014) [-]
History and fine-arts are not sciences.
#147 - You're forgetting that Superman immediately checked Bat's iden… 05/20/2014 on Caped crusader. 0
#146 - Superman doesn't kill people if he can help it. I've seen the …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2014 on Caped crusader. 0
User avatar #149 - ilikethisusername (05/20/2014) [-]
and oh btw, the thing he's being controlled with made superman crazy....he wasn't himself. it was something that made victor cyborg. I'm not sure what the fuck it is though, but i'm pretty sure that's not victor's real story. oh well, overall i liked the movie though, but just didn't understand what that blue thing is. maybe i am wrong; maybe that's how he became a cyborg. i need to do research on him, but too lazy.
User avatar #148 - ilikethisusername (05/20/2014) [-]
I'm not even that big of a batman fan. as i said, i don't know. i need to watch the movie again.
User avatar #150 - ilikethisusername (05/20/2014) [-]
plus, with that blue thing, i don't know if he would "hold back" because that thing was controlling him and superman lost all his conscious.
#123 - Supes is holding back. If he wasn't then Bats would be jam.  [+] (7 new replies) 05/19/2014 on Caped crusader. -3
User avatar #141 - ilikethisusername (05/19/2014) [-]
oh yeah, and also; before superman was being controlled by those tentacle things, he still tried to kill batman. he didn't know who batman was, and batman stopped him after telling superman his identity; clark kent. superman had to stop after that. a strategy batman never fails to use. he knows everyone's secret identity, he has the brains, a detective's mind, technology, and his own fucking satellite (in that movie, he mentions he has his own goddamn satellite monitoring superman's location.
User avatar #147 - thegamegestapo (05/20/2014) [-]
You're forgetting that Superman immediately checked Bat's identity with his x-ray vision. Even if he hadn't we're talking about a guy who can bench press planets. Your Mary Sue in a cape did well to last five minutes but you can't honestly believe that he's in the same league as Superman.
User avatar #140 - ilikethisusername (05/19/2014) [-]
actually...in that movie, superman didn't hold back to be honest. he actually tried to kill batman, throwing shit at him and all.

i don't know, i need to watch the movie again.
User avatar #146 - thegamegestapo (05/20/2014) [-]
Superman doesn't kill people if he can help it. I've seen the film to and if you recall he was more interested in interrogating them about the motherboxes.

Take your batgod and get out.
User avatar #149 - ilikethisusername (05/20/2014) [-]
and oh btw, the thing he's being controlled with made superman crazy....he wasn't himself. it was something that made victor cyborg. I'm not sure what the fuck it is though, but i'm pretty sure that's not victor's real story. oh well, overall i liked the movie though, but just didn't understand what that blue thing is. maybe i am wrong; maybe that's how he became a cyborg. i need to do research on him, but too lazy.
User avatar #148 - ilikethisusername (05/20/2014) [-]
I'm not even that big of a batman fan. as i said, i don't know. i need to watch the movie again.
User avatar #150 - ilikethisusername (05/20/2014) [-]
plus, with that blue thing, i don't know if he would "hold back" because that thing was controlling him and superman lost all his conscious.
#74 - heil HYDRA 05/19/2014 on skrull 0
#78 - No worries, thanks anyway. 05/17/2014 on We all felt it 0
#76 - AC3 is the first and only AC game I've ever played. I was real…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2014 on We all felt it 0
User avatar #77 - franklyimaperson (05/17/2014) [-]
Not sure what to say buddy, my only advise would be to restart and follow the snow trail, it's been a few months since I played it, so I can't be as much help as I'd want to

I think you can use eagle vision to track her, however, again, I can't be positive
User avatar #78 - thegamegestapo (05/17/2014) [-]
No worries, thanks anyway.
#219 - Actually the mountains of human skulls taller than me in Cambo… 05/17/2014 on justgirlythings +1
#213 - Aren't you a special snowflake  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2014 on justgirlythings +2
#217 - anonymous (05/17/2014) [-]
Some day you will encounter something similar. Then the likes of you will finally "give a fuck".
User avatar #219 - thegamegestapo (05/17/2014) [-]
Actually the mountains of human skulls taller than me in Cambodia have made it pretty difficult to get upset about a picture on the internet. Now get of your high horse and stop pretending you know what you're talking about.
#149 - Don't lie, we both know he's tweeting. 05/17/2014 on Just my bird and I +2
#31 - Never hit anyone with a closed fist. although it is … 05/15/2014 on Old people write the best... 0
#31 - clever use of language there. 05/15/2014 on Urban Dictionary +7
#39 - It works in my accent.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/09/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #113 - iamaniceperson (05/09/2014) [-]
I love this gif so much
User avatar #74 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/09/2014) [-]
I need sauce.
User avatar #44 - JonasWest (05/09/2014) [-]
Found dracula
User avatar #67 - caffeinecommissar (05/09/2014) [-]
GREAT!

Who brought the pointed-stick... I mean stake?
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