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#137 - There's a CIA joke in there somewhere that I'm definitely not … 12/21/2014 on Angels 0
#135 - Sounds like the sort of thing that'd be in the Old Testament. … 12/21/2014 on Angels +1
#133 - That sounds like Heresy to me Praise be Terra, … 12/21/2014 on Angels 0
#129 - Samson if I remember correctly. Right before he pulled a templ…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Angels +1
User avatar #134 - slenderwolf (12/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, that sounds right, and wasn't his hair the source of his power or something?
User avatar #135 - thegamegestapo (12/21/2014) [-]
Sounds like the sort of thing that'd be in the Old Testament. I seem to recall something about collecting the foreskins of defeated enemies too but it's been a while so that could be nonsense.

The Bible is fairly metal.
#127 - I hate to be the one to say it but from a biblical point of vi…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Angels +1
User avatar #168 - lolollo (12/21/2014) [-]
How else were they to indirectly portray how big God is supposed to be? It's a little difficult to portray with any accuracy when omnipotence or omniscience are when we have neither.
User avatar #169 - thegamegestapo (12/21/2014) [-]
Morgan Freeman, obviously.
#42 - One of my neighbours used to play guitar at 02:30 every night.… 12/21/2014 on My Heart Will Go On +4
#235 - I... uh... what? 12/21/2014 on Steal his look: joshlol +1
#230 - That is an ugly ass coat buddy.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Steal his look: joshlol 0
User avatar #233 - clavatninenine (12/21/2014) [-]
Exactly.
User avatar #235 - thegamegestapo (12/21/2014) [-]
I... uh... what?
#77 - I think you're right 12/21/2014 on Spider-Man +4
#71 - Sing this: 12/19/2014 on wut i read? 0
#18 - I don't trust anyone who ties anything other than a half-Windsor knot. 12/19/2014 on How to knot 0
#16 - Chris Pratt became really cool very quickly. Wat's with that?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2014 on Raptor Lord +1
User avatar #22 - wobblyloo (12/19/2014) [-]
he was cool anyway,just not well known from parks and rec,now with the avengers hes gettin (i believe) much deserved credit
User avatar #21 - misscleoisotaku (12/19/2014) [-]
He's hilarious and hot. Chicks are falling allllll over that. Trust me.
#65 - That's disgusting. Pretending to have a serious cond… 12/19/2014 on Tumblr Dictionary Part 2:... +1
#102 - Those are also pretty inconvenient but imagine the lava from t…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on I was just talking about... 0
User avatar #104 - newpulse (12/18/2014) [-]
He would only shoot lava once. Case closed.
#96 - While I'm on about it have you ever noticed how it's only the …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/18/2014 on I was just talking about... 0
User avatar #100 - newpulse (12/18/2014) [-]
Really? Spew lava from his eyes? That's the worst you can think? What about the guy that his mutant power is farting from his toes? Or the one that turns all the food into glass?
User avatar #102 - thegamegestapo (12/18/2014) [-]
Those are also pretty inconvenient but imagine the lava from the eyes one if it didn't come with immunity to lava.
User avatar #104 - newpulse (12/18/2014) [-]
He would only shoot lava once. Case closed.
#95 - Because they're a bunch of people with the ability to fly, rea…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/18/2014 on I was just talking about... 0
#96 - thegamegestapo (12/18/2014) [-]
While I'm on about it have you ever noticed how it's only the A-lister mutants who go on about Mutant Pride? I mean, fair enough if they all had the ability to regenerate wounds at a superhuman rate but think about the poor sod who's only ability is to spew lava from his eyes at random. You think he wants that for his children? But no, if you talk to the X-Men about maybe researching a treatment for that poor guy then you're a genocidal asshole, regardless if lava eyes kid consented.

And while we're talking about consent, you know who doesn't ask for consent: the god damn X-Men. Imagine you just want to keep your minor telekinetic abilities secret because your dream is something normal, like to be a football player or an actor. Then one day a massive Blackbird stealth plane appears in your front garden and a guy with body odour and indestructible metal claws announces to the whole neighbourhood that you've been hiding the fact you're a mutant. You're screwed. You can't go back to living your normal life because no one will trust you (on account of all the times the X-Men and Brotherhood of Mutants have killed people or levelled cities) so your only real option is to follow the scary man to the compound where you will then be brainwashed by a group of Mutant paramilitaries into believing your part of the Master Race because you were born with a special genetic make-up.

That's why people hate the X-Men.
#mutantsagainstXmen
User avatar #100 - newpulse (12/18/2014) [-]
Really? Spew lava from his eyes? That's the worst you can think? What about the guy that his mutant power is farting from his toes? Or the one that turns all the food into glass?
User avatar #102 - thegamegestapo (12/18/2014) [-]
Those are also pretty inconvenient but imagine the lava from the eyes one if it didn't come with immunity to lava.
User avatar #104 - newpulse (12/18/2014) [-]
He would only shoot lava once. Case closed.
#6 - Rudimentary creatures of console and PC, you touch my produce,… 12/18/2014 on don't belive this anons lies, +3
#11 - Joker isn't a normal character. In the Grant Morrison run it w…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on THE JOKER'S TRUE NATURE +68
#37 - guldknight (12/19/2014) [-]
Holy shit that sounds sweet
#17 - Turns out that when you consider yourself above the law people… 12/18/2014 on Welp. Someone's getting... +62
#6 - Okay Padmé, you better roll to determine how powerful your ch… 12/18/2014 on Epic D&D Moments in Movies #3 +4
#22 - But that's heresy. "Enough dakka" is an in…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on Dear Emporer +1
User avatar #37 - spaceparadox (12/18/2014) [-]
You have a glorious point there.
#4 - What did I just watch? Seriously, that was retarded.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on behold! the ultimate stupid 0
User avatar #5 - genesisfuz (12/17/2014) [-]
You watched spirit "science"
#2273 - **thegamegestapo used "*roll cis privilege*"** **thegameges… 12/17/2014 on Did you check your... 0
#59 - >Set 'Santa traps' from the age of about four >Most… 12/17/2014 on archer +30
#27 - "XM8: Because the M16A1 was too reliable" 12/17/2014 on Fuck popular cat 0
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