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#13118 - Three thousand years ago there was a mighty dwarven king, who …  [+] (1 reply) 08/18/2016 on /tabletop/ 0
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#13119 - shadowfireball (08/19/2016) [-]
what comes to mind is the plot to oblivion
the bloodline is no longer on the throne so bad shit happens
maybe the same? or similar?
#12981 - I'm looking for fun ideas for magical items. So far I got…  [+] (4 replies) 07/18/2016 on /tabletop/ 0
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#13000 - dasistwunderbar (07/29/2016) [-]
Diadem of Deportment: Tiara meant for rebellious teenage princess that gives bonuses to charisma and diplomacy, but only when one acts with the etiquette and manners of a princess.

Bangle of Beswapment: A matchng set of two bangles that will lock onto their wearer, give a +1 bonus to dexterity and strength, but swap the hands they're worn on. As in they'll swap your left and right hands or graft a barbarian's hand onto a wizards arm, and vice versa.
#12990 - ukobarrywewa (07/24/2016) [-]
Cloak of Folly: The wearer thinks they have +3 in all stats and abilities
Giant's Glove: Grants +5 strength, but has to be worn as a full suit of armor
Staff of Eternal Light: Staff with an orb that glows a little bit
Ring of Obscenity: Wearer is not able to speak with any civilized people, especially not women
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#12987 - pamman (07/21/2016) [-]
The Wand of Wands: Wand with one use only - Create Wand of Wands
Optimist's Flask: The Flask is always half-full with whatever liquid is poured into it.
Cloak of Sometimes Useful Items: The wearer reaches into the cloak and announces what they want to pull out, and rolls a d4. On a 4, they pull out what they want (or something that produces the same result). On a 2-3, they pull out something related to the item, but not precisely what they want. Like if they want a potion of healing, they might pull out an empty potion flask, or a potion of fire breath. On a 1, they pull out something completely unrelated to their request.
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#12982 - rockmanfan (07/18/2016) [-]
ring of optimism: wearer is overly optimistic about all scenarios.
amulet of the ages: +1 to all stats when worn, -3 to all stats when removed.
shovel of might: 1/day, user can cast "create pit". considered masterwork spear for damage/ stats
hat of optimal fanciness: +2 charisma, +5 diplomacy. it's not magical, it's just a really, really snazzy hat.
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