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Tried to attack a lone low lev zombie away from his horde. Flung my flail into the forest and fall on the ground next to the zombie, ask for halp. My druid friend comes in to help me, trips and falls on me. Zombie tries to hit me, trips and falls on me.
Do tell of why there was a human head in your undies.
The game started with our group being captured by some cult (that was the session I joined in, don't know how they got there). We busted out of our cells, killed the two guards in the hallway, unlocked the rest of the cells, and found ourselves in front of a locked door. I, being the token 8 Intelligence brain of the party, decided to try the keys on the door. It didn't work, so I started to yell for help. Soon enough, more cultists arrived, and after i informed them that the keys their friends had are a dud, they proceeded to unlock the door and attack us.
That went well and good, no silly shenanigans there. We went out into a different hallway, and the noise from the battle had attracted the chief cultist and his bois.
during the battle, our bard died (RIP), I charged their leader, disarmed him of his maul, that I later had thrown in that statue, and proceeded to bash his head with my maul, while he was unsuccessfully trying to disarm me. That ended with me golf swinging his head off.
Now Durik Ragefist might not be a scholar, but he knows that two heads are better than one, so he added the now severed head to his pantaloons. From then onwards, whenever a problem occured, the bloody head was pulled out and Durik asked it for advice (usually that resulted in Durik charging at stuff and creatures).
This wasn't as interesting as the displacer beast fight, but it was memorable for me as my first dnd moment.
Also, don't ever pick up a death knight's sword, or you might get turned to dust. Durik learned that the hard way
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Sure thing. Also been reading up on 5th level Paladin spells and
dear fucking CHRIST
that shit is overpowered. The possibility of banishing a boss permanently
depending on the boss.
So much for throwing a lich at me
, immunity to spells
given my team members pass the saving throw
, blasting every creature within a 30 foot radius, not in front of me, a fucking
off their feet, potentially forcing whoever I want to do whatever I want for eternity and fucking
a dead party member if they've been dead for only 10 days.
- Yeah. Your biggest enemy will be charm spells, since those go …
I'd love if that happened that my luck would would just screw over every attempt the DM threw at me. Shit like separation attempts failing, nat 20 after nat 20, nat 1 after nat 1 (On the DM side), shit like that. Cause from what I gathered about what you've been saying, I got
lucky with this build.
- Yes. You can use simple and martial weapons. That pretty much …
Oh, I'd hate to be whoever my character has to fight. Especially evil or undead creatures
A lot of paladin spells have it in for these guys...
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Will I still stay proficient with shields, short-swords and crossbows?
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