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#114 - **** i got beaten to it, ah well it gives me some… 04/14/2014 on Futurama 0
#113 - i got this. top left- the luck of the fryfish, season 3 e…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2014 on Futurama +1
User avatar #114 - thefogwoggler (04/14/2014) [-]
fuck i got beaten to it, ah well it gives me some awesome episodes to watch.
#282 - it's fake, if i remember correctly it's from me, myself & irene.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2014 on #rekt +1
#298 - anonymous (04/13/2014) [-]
you sir are correct, thumb for accuracy
#97 - i think it'll be like when people try to explain to me the ext… 04/11/2014 on Lessons learnt from video... 0
#93 - Picture  [+] (42 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Lessons learnt from video... 0
#94 - arstya (04/11/2014) [-]
Would you like me to go into detail about them?
User avatar #97 - thefogwoggler (04/11/2014) [-]
i think it'll be like when people try to explain to me the extended lore of lord of the rings, my brain will just melt and i'll seem like a spacker.
User avatar #95 - zerpderp (04/11/2014) [-]
please do
#105 - arstya (04/11/2014) [-]
Alright then, listen up, kiddies. Again, these are spoilers, though I don't think I have to say that again.

Let's start with the Dark Soul.

The Dark Soul is humanity. Or rather, it was where humanity came from. Manus split the Dark Soul to give to the humans, who, as they gave birth to more, split it into even smaller part. When a human dies there is a good chance that their humanity will return to the Abyss, making it grow. Evidence of this is from the fact that humanity looks just like a soul does, but full of darkness.

Being a Lord soul itself, it contains immense power, even when split. This is why humanity gives humans intelligence, and why, when you have too much of the humanity inside you, you become a twisted monster (Like Manus, or the corrupted people in the DLC.). The bonfire keepers also have a ton of humanity in them, and are twisted in their own way, but are not insane demons.

Now on to the Chosen Undead. Your character.

You ever wonder why the Chosen Undead, no matter how often he dies, doesn't go mad? It is because he is the progenitor of the Pygmy. The inheritor of the true Dark Soul. This is why you become the DARK Lord in one of the endings, and also why it is only you who can end the Age of Fire and begin the Age of Darkness. You ARE the Dark Soul, and the Dark (The Abyss that is always growing evermore.) always snuffs the light of a fire in the end.


This is why I fucking love this game.
User avatar #107 - zerpderp (04/11/2014) [-]
i put up with the constant deaths and FUCKING WHEEL SKELETONS just for the lore of this game the lore of this game get over looked way too much its a game that when you win you feel like you actually aclompished something or you feel like you didn't win anything at all I'm so sorry sif i'm so sorry
#109 - arstya (04/11/2014) [-]
You are so very fucking right.
User avatar #110 - zerpderp (04/11/2014) [-]
god dammit this game was such a roller coaster of feels and anger i never felt so glad and happy when i tarkus soul summoning writing and watched him completely beat the shit outta of Iron Golem but than late on when i found his body I nearly broke seeing how even someone as strong as him failed don't get me started on solaire though motherfucker made me stop playing because of what i had to
User avatar #191 - thebluspyeatspie (04/12/2014) [-]
You know there is an alternate ending for solaire's story, where you save him and he helps you defeat Gwyn right?
User avatar #193 - zerpderp (04/12/2014) [-]
look at comment 112 i do know of it but i just learned a very very very long time later on
User avatar #194 - thebluspyeatspie (04/12/2014) [-]
I feel really stupid now. My bad. I almost cried on siegmeyer's story.
He only wanted adventure and to feel like a hero, but we took that from him.
User avatar #195 - zerpderp (04/12/2014) [-]
don't go there i already nearly fell apart after remembering sif and i ain't going back to that jolly bastard and his daughter
User avatar #196 - thebluspyeatspie (04/12/2014) [-]
Remember! Remember when he tried to risk his life for you to get away from the Choas Eaters, but you took that away from him too, you heartless bastard!
User avatar #199 - zerpderp (04/12/2014) [-]
actually the first time i was a little bitch and left him to die my first playthrough my character sucked horribly i couldn't even beat the game because of how retarded i leveled and did everything i was idiot and couldn't build a character for shit
User avatar #204 - thebluspyeatspie (04/12/2014) [-]
Never did get DLC sadly.

I murdered sif without mercy though.

I'm the Dickwraith Darklord
User avatar #205 - zerpderp (04/12/2014) [-]
if you can murder sif without mercy you really are a dick on par with smough
User avatar #206 - thebluspyeatspie (04/12/2014) [-]
I did admit, I knew the backstory and I did feel bad about killing someone trying to help me, but needed that ring to become the Darklord. also murdered a shitton of Firekeepers after I lost my use for them.
User avatar #222 - zerpderp (04/12/2014) [-]
and here I am without either game damn
User avatar #223 - thebluspyeatspie (04/12/2014) [-]
That sucks.
User avatar #218 - zerpderp (04/12/2014) [-]
yep you are a Dickwraith Darklord
User avatar #219 - thebluspyeatspie (04/12/2014) [-]
Told you so.
User avatar #216 - zerpderp (04/12/2014) [-]
there are characters that people have built that have armor and all that good stuff high enough to damn near effectively block nearly any attack yet they can roll around like they're god damn fairies got my ass handed to me by one
User avatar #217 - thebluspyeatspie (04/12/2014) [-]
That's what I am. i'm a dex build with Giant's Armor and Great Scythe +15
User avatar #214 - zerpderp (04/12/2014) [-]
really no Havel the fuck you i'm the spider rock build
User avatar #215 - thebluspyeatspie (04/12/2014) [-]
wat?
User avatar #210 - zerpderp (04/12/2014) [-]
you're that asshole that invades everyone in when they're in tight spots aren't you
User avatar #213 - thebluspyeatspie (04/12/2014) [-]
Maybe. I just invade anywhere, steal their humanity then fuck them up with a katana.
User avatar #208 - zerpderp (04/12/2014) [-]
we all have that one playthrough where we say fuck everyone and everything and just start hacking and slashing
User avatar #209 - thebluspyeatspie (04/12/2014) [-]
that's pretty much me. Expect Solaire. Solaire was the shit. I ended up killing all the firekeepers besides Firekeep Shrine one, because I needed it for flask upgrades.
User avatar #200 - thebluspyeatspie (04/12/2014) [-]
Well then....

You let Siegmeyer die, you heartless bastard!
User avatar #201 - zerpderp (04/12/2014) [-]
and you took away the one thing he loved in his whole life and forced his daughter to fight him to the death and kill him
User avatar #202 - thebluspyeatspie (04/12/2014) [-]
Actually I let him die of poison because I forgot that part. But I did save Solaire!
User avatar #203 - zerpderp (04/12/2014) [-]
did you save artorias or sif?
#111 - arstya (04/11/2014) [-]
You could save Solaire.

Tarkus died BECAUSE he was so strong. He got full of himself and thought nothing could kill him.

and then he fell from the rafters of the Painting Cathedral and the armor that protected him killed him. A shame, really.
User avatar #112 - zerpderp (04/12/2014) [-]
imagine if they made a DLC package that let you witness some of these great characters before you met them or in most of the other cases before they became corrupted or died like say you got to play as them or along side them or something though I didn't find out about how you can save solaire until some time after i eventually did it in the end though that game made feel "hollow" inside after some of the things i had to do
#113 - arstya (04/12/2014) [-]
The main person I feel horrible about murdering is Priscilla.

Poor thing...a mutant and a bastard living in a lonely, dark, and cold painting.
User avatar #115 - zerpderp (04/12/2014) [-]
Sif is the one that haunts me from the game He died trying to protect you from the very thing that corrupted his companion and twisted him slowly into a Husk why they gotta make it hard and emotional
User avatar #117 - arstya (04/12/2014) [-]
Because there is no good and evil or happy fairy tale endings.

This reality, and what you'd face with insanity infesting every facet of the world.
User avatar #123 - zerpderp (04/12/2014) [-]
its a shame the main thing this game is known for is how hard it is and not the lore which is possibly the best out of any game i've ever played
this game fucked with my head so badly but it was worth it all can't wait to start digging into the second games lore though
#129 - arstya (04/12/2014) [-]
Come to sate your digital masochism, stay for the beautiful world, eh?

I'm waiting for the 25th because I bought it on Steam. I wanted to be able to play with a friend, and I had gotten a controller anyway.

I don't even mind the wait if they don't screw up the controls this time around!
User avatar #135 - zerpderp (04/12/2014) [-]
my therapist is rich enough i think i'll just wait till people start coming out with the lore and just learn and read up on it who am i kidding as soon as i have enough money i'll be paying for the damn game with my humanity nearly
User avatar #136 - arstya (04/12/2014) [-]
Make sure you grind the rats in the sewers!
User avatar #137 - zerpderp (04/12/2014) [-]
mental trauma here i come again
#64 - as someone who has only played about 2 hours of dark souls bef…  [+] (44 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Lessons learnt from video... 0
User avatar #90 - arstya (04/11/2014) [-]
Actual spoilers for some here.

It's Manus, the first primordial human in the Abyss. It's been implied that he was the original Pygmy who carried the Dark Soul and split it to create the Abyss.
#93 - thefogwoggler (04/11/2014) [-]
#94 - arstya (04/11/2014) [-]
Would you like me to go into detail about them?
User avatar #97 - thefogwoggler (04/11/2014) [-]
i think it'll be like when people try to explain to me the extended lore of lord of the rings, my brain will just melt and i'll seem like a spacker.
User avatar #95 - zerpderp (04/11/2014) [-]
please do
#105 - arstya (04/11/2014) [-]
Alright then, listen up, kiddies. Again, these are spoilers, though I don't think I have to say that again.

Let's start with the Dark Soul.

The Dark Soul is humanity. Or rather, it was where humanity came from. Manus split the Dark Soul to give to the humans, who, as they gave birth to more, split it into even smaller part. When a human dies there is a good chance that their humanity will return to the Abyss, making it grow. Evidence of this is from the fact that humanity looks just like a soul does, but full of darkness.

Being a Lord soul itself, it contains immense power, even when split. This is why humanity gives humans intelligence, and why, when you have too much of the humanity inside you, you become a twisted monster (Like Manus, or the corrupted people in the DLC.). The bonfire keepers also have a ton of humanity in them, and are twisted in their own way, but are not insane demons.

Now on to the Chosen Undead. Your character.

You ever wonder why the Chosen Undead, no matter how often he dies, doesn't go mad? It is because he is the progenitor of the Pygmy. The inheritor of the true Dark Soul. This is why you become the DARK Lord in one of the endings, and also why it is only you who can end the Age of Fire and begin the Age of Darkness. You ARE the Dark Soul, and the Dark (The Abyss that is always growing evermore.) always snuffs the light of a fire in the end.


This is why I fucking love this game.
User avatar #107 - zerpderp (04/11/2014) [-]
i put up with the constant deaths and FUCKING WHEEL SKELETONS just for the lore of this game the lore of this game get over looked way too much its a game that when you win you feel like you actually aclompished something or you feel like you didn't win anything at all I'm so sorry sif i'm so sorry
#109 - arstya (04/11/2014) [-]
You are so very fucking right.
User avatar #110 - zerpderp (04/11/2014) [-]
god dammit this game was such a roller coaster of feels and anger i never felt so glad and happy when i tarkus soul summoning writing and watched him completely beat the shit outta of Iron Golem but than late on when i found his body I nearly broke seeing how even someone as strong as him failed don't get me started on solaire though motherfucker made me stop playing because of what i had to
User avatar #191 - thebluspyeatspie (04/12/2014) [-]
You know there is an alternate ending for solaire's story, where you save him and he helps you defeat Gwyn right?
User avatar #193 - zerpderp (04/12/2014) [-]
look at comment 112 i do know of it but i just learned a very very very long time later on
User avatar #194 - thebluspyeatspie (04/12/2014) [-]
I feel really stupid now. My bad. I almost cried on siegmeyer's story.
He only wanted adventure and to feel like a hero, but we took that from him.
User avatar #195 - zerpderp (04/12/2014) [-]
don't go there i already nearly fell apart after remembering sif and i ain't going back to that jolly bastard and his daughter
User avatar #196 - thebluspyeatspie (04/12/2014) [-]
Remember! Remember when he tried to risk his life for you to get away from the Choas Eaters, but you took that away from him too, you heartless bastard!
User avatar #199 - zerpderp (04/12/2014) [-]
actually the first time i was a little bitch and left him to die my first playthrough my character sucked horribly i couldn't even beat the game because of how retarded i leveled and did everything i was idiot and couldn't build a character for shit
User avatar #204 - thebluspyeatspie (04/12/2014) [-]
Never did get DLC sadly.

I murdered sif without mercy though.

I'm the Dickwraith Darklord
User avatar #205 - zerpderp (04/12/2014) [-]
if you can murder sif without mercy you really are a dick on par with smough
User avatar #206 - thebluspyeatspie (04/12/2014) [-]
I did admit, I knew the backstory and I did feel bad about killing someone trying to help me, but needed that ring to become the Darklord. also murdered a shitton of Firekeepers after I lost my use for them.
User avatar #222 - zerpderp (04/12/2014) [-]
and here I am without either game damn
User avatar #223 - thebluspyeatspie (04/12/2014) [-]
That sucks.
User avatar #218 - zerpderp (04/12/2014) [-]
yep you are a Dickwraith Darklord
User avatar #219 - thebluspyeatspie (04/12/2014) [-]
Told you so.
User avatar #216 - zerpderp (04/12/2014) [-]
there are characters that people have built that have armor and all that good stuff high enough to damn near effectively block nearly any attack yet they can roll around like they're god damn fairies got my ass handed to me by one
User avatar #217 - thebluspyeatspie (04/12/2014) [-]
That's what I am. i'm a dex build with Giant's Armor and Great Scythe +15
User avatar #214 - zerpderp (04/12/2014) [-]
really no Havel the fuck you i'm the spider rock build
User avatar #215 - thebluspyeatspie (04/12/2014) [-]
wat?
User avatar #210 - zerpderp (04/12/2014) [-]
you're that asshole that invades everyone in when they're in tight spots aren't you
User avatar #213 - thebluspyeatspie (04/12/2014) [-]
Maybe. I just invade anywhere, steal their humanity then fuck them up with a katana.
User avatar #208 - zerpderp (04/12/2014) [-]
we all have that one playthrough where we say fuck everyone and everything and just start hacking and slashing
User avatar #209 - thebluspyeatspie (04/12/2014) [-]
that's pretty much me. Expect Solaire. Solaire was the shit. I ended up killing all the firekeepers besides Firekeep Shrine one, because I needed it for flask upgrades.
User avatar #200 - thebluspyeatspie (04/12/2014) [-]
Well then....

You let Siegmeyer die, you heartless bastard!
User avatar #201 - zerpderp (04/12/2014) [-]
and you took away the one thing he loved in his whole life and forced his daughter to fight him to the death and kill him
User avatar #202 - thebluspyeatspie (04/12/2014) [-]
Actually I let him die of poison because I forgot that part. But I did save Solaire!
User avatar #203 - zerpderp (04/12/2014) [-]
did you save artorias or sif?
#111 - arstya (04/11/2014) [-]
You could save Solaire.

Tarkus died BECAUSE he was so strong. He got full of himself and thought nothing could kill him.

and then he fell from the rafters of the Painting Cathedral and the armor that protected him killed him. A shame, really.
User avatar #112 - zerpderp (04/12/2014) [-]
imagine if they made a DLC package that let you witness some of these great characters before you met them or in most of the other cases before they became corrupted or died like say you got to play as them or along side them or something though I didn't find out about how you can save solaire until some time after i eventually did it in the end though that game made feel "hollow" inside after some of the things i had to do
#113 - arstya (04/12/2014) [-]
The main person I feel horrible about murdering is Priscilla.

Poor thing...a mutant and a bastard living in a lonely, dark, and cold painting.
User avatar #115 - zerpderp (04/12/2014) [-]
Sif is the one that haunts me from the game He died trying to protect you from the very thing that corrupted his companion and twisted him slowly into a Husk why they gotta make it hard and emotional
User avatar #117 - arstya (04/12/2014) [-]
Because there is no good and evil or happy fairy tale endings.

This reality, and what you'd face with insanity infesting every facet of the world.
User avatar #123 - zerpderp (04/12/2014) [-]
its a shame the main thing this game is known for is how hard it is and not the lore which is possibly the best out of any game i've ever played
this game fucked with my head so badly but it was worth it all can't wait to start digging into the second games lore though
#129 - arstya (04/12/2014) [-]
Come to sate your digital masochism, stay for the beautiful world, eh?

I'm waiting for the 25th because I bought it on Steam. I wanted to be able to play with a friend, and I had gotten a controller anyway.

I don't even mind the wait if they don't screw up the controls this time around!
User avatar #135 - zerpderp (04/12/2014) [-]
my therapist is rich enough i think i'll just wait till people start coming out with the lore and just learn and read up on it who am i kidding as soon as i have enough money i'll be paying for the damn game with my humanity nearly
User avatar #136 - arstya (04/12/2014) [-]
Make sure you grind the rats in the sewers!
User avatar #137 - zerpderp (04/12/2014) [-]
mental trauma here i come again
#10 - please, louise, pull me off of my knees 04/11/2014 on tumblr content #649,476 0
#9 - oh **** whoville's in grinch isn't it, well i've … 04/11/2014 on tumblr content #649,476 0
#6 - i've watched the old cartoon and the jim carrey one, i don't k…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2014 on tumblr content #649,476 0
User avatar #7 - flemsdfer (04/11/2014) [-]
If you've seen the jim carey one I'd assume you could see the resemblance of the people (who's) and that face.
User avatar #9 - thefogwoggler (04/11/2014) [-]
oh shit whoville's in grinch isn't it, well i've made a complete ass of myself.
#4 - ahhh now i...still don't have a clue, as weird as i'm gonna gu…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/11/2014 on tumblr content #649,476 0
User avatar #5 - flemsdfer (04/11/2014) [-]
Seen the new one or the old one?
User avatar #6 - thefogwoggler (04/11/2014) [-]
i've watched the old cartoon and the jim carrey one, i don't know if there is more.
User avatar #7 - flemsdfer (04/11/2014) [-]
If you've seen the jim carey one I'd assume you could see the resemblance of the people (who's) and that face.
User avatar #9 - thefogwoggler (04/11/2014) [-]
oh shit whoville's in grinch isn't it, well i've made a complete ass of myself.
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User avatar #1 - qwarthos (09/22/2013) [-]
u mad
User avatar #2 to #1 - thefogwoggler (09/22/2013) [-]
not particularly why?
User avatar #3 to #2 - qwarthos (09/22/2013) [-]
cuz u is mad
User avatar #4 to #3 - thefogwoggler (09/22/2013) [-]
i'm really not i'm quiet happy right now to be honest thanks for asking though
User avatar #5 to #4 - qwarthos (09/22/2013) [-]
I don't know, I think you might be mad
User avatar #6 to #5 - thefogwoggler (09/22/2013) [-]
i'm slightly confused about why you think i'm mad since i don't think i've talked to you before but i am definitely not mad
User avatar #7 to #6 - qwarthos (09/22/2013) [-]
you thumbed down a couple comments. I know you aren't mad, but I figured I would fool around
User avatar #8 to #7 - thefogwoggler (09/22/2013) [-]
ok...i thumb down a lot of comments care to elaborate?
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