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theflamingspork

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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:3/03/2012
Last Login:2/26/2015
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#69 - very informative, also in the comments, what are "trigger…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Close your windows +2
User avatar #70 - jacksipian (07/10/2014) [-]
it's a saying originating on tumblr referring to a triggered reaction, like if someone used to cut themselves, a picture of someone cutting or something might "trigger" a breakdown or something.
User avatar #71 - theflamingspork (07/10/2014) [-]
oh ok didnt someone kill themselves because of that?
User avatar #72 - jacksipian (07/10/2014) [-]
supposedly, but it's tumblr, they say they're dying all the time.
User avatar #73 - theflamingspork (07/10/2014) [-]
i see what was her trigger?
#74 - jacksipian (07/10/2014) [-]
This.
#76 - theflamingspork (07/10/2014) [-]
#45 - what was that one gif of that German or European soldier in th…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on Gotcha! 0
User avatar #47 - fuckingtrolls (07/10/2014) [-]
Nah, you're talking about Læffy

This is zergface
#55 - jokeplain plz  [+] (4 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Tumblr Retaliate With Gore 0
User avatar #104 - pkmnexplain (07/10/2014) [-]
spilt milk
#60 - anonexplains (07/10/2014) [-]
#61 - theflamingspork (07/10/2014) [-]
Well damn 4chan! lol
User avatar #59 - chuckbillrow (07/10/2014) [-]
split chocolate milk is to 4chan as gore is to tumbler
#62 - ight ive been kinda lazy and not paying any attention to these…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Close your windows +1
User avatar #77 - newmanbiggeo (07/10/2014) [-]
tumblr along with some anons from /pol/ raided /b/. so some anons from /b/ spammed tumblr with gore and cp
#68 - ginginhunter (07/10/2014) [-]
Tumbler talks shit about 4chan , wanting to spam 4chan with gore and porn
>inb4 pissing in an ocean of piss
4chan smacks a bitch for talking shit
Tumbler pisses itself , cries like a bitch

The end
User avatar #66 - jacksipian (07/10/2014) [-]
4chan vs. tumblr ACCURATE VID

this is a good synopsis.
#69 - theflamingspork (07/10/2014) [-]
very informative, also in the comments, what are "triggers"???
User avatar #70 - jacksipian (07/10/2014) [-]
it's a saying originating on tumblr referring to a triggered reaction, like if someone used to cut themselves, a picture of someone cutting or something might "trigger" a breakdown or something.
User avatar #71 - theflamingspork (07/10/2014) [-]
oh ok didnt someone kill themselves because of that?
User avatar #72 - jacksipian (07/10/2014) [-]
supposedly, but it's tumblr, they say they're dying all the time.
User avatar #73 - theflamingspork (07/10/2014) [-]
i see what was her trigger?
#74 - jacksipian (07/10/2014) [-]
This.
#76 - theflamingspork (07/10/2014) [-]
#347 - kid with long hair, gets goodish grades, no gf, chill, talks a… 07/10/2014 on Admins School 0
#72 - i dig 07/09/2014 on Emma Watson as Harley Quinn +2
#1533 - **theflamingspork rolls 606,095,418** 07/09/2014 on Roll for Red Text 0
#129 - welp, finally saw someone die... 07/09/2014 on The Smarterest +1
#55 - get out 07/09/2014 on Nature is fucking scary man. -1
#50 - props to cheta  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Nature is fucking scary man. -1
#53 - lucariopwnz (07/09/2014) [-]
mfw its a jaguar
#55 - theflamingspork (07/09/2014) [-]
get out
#186 - too* 07/09/2014 on (untitled) 0
#185 - to long did not read, guessing its about 4chin v tumbler  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on (untitled) +2
User avatar #186 - theflamingspork (07/09/2014) [-]
too*
#1776 - god damn why do people always have a ******* prob… 07/08/2014 on It's Selfie Tuesday -1
#1748 - also why the **** do you care what kind of hair s…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/08/2014 on It's Selfie Tuesday 0
#1761 - Orc (07/08/2014) [-]
It doesn't matter. You TOTALLY don't look like him. =)
User avatar #1776 - theflamingspork (07/08/2014) [-]
god damn why do people always have a fucking problem with my hair
#1721 - oh yeah totally, looks just like me 07/08/2014 on It's Selfie Tuesday 0
#1701 - i dont even remotely look like JB  [+] (5 new replies) 07/08/2014 on It's Selfie Tuesday 0
#1708 - Orc (07/08/2014) [-]
You've got the same faggy haircut that he used to have.
User avatar #1748 - theflamingspork (07/08/2014) [-]
also why the fuck do you care what kind of hair style i have, its not bothering you
#1761 - Orc (07/08/2014) [-]
It doesn't matter. You TOTALLY don't look like him. =)
User avatar #1776 - theflamingspork (07/08/2014) [-]
god damn why do people always have a fucking problem with my hair
#1721 - theflamingspork (07/08/2014) [-]
oh yeah totally, looks just like me
#1695 - wow spend all night coming up with that one?  [+] (7 new replies) 07/08/2014 on It's Selfie Tuesday -1
#1697 - Orc (07/08/2014) [-]
No, I literally just saw the comment. You posted it 3 minutes ago, dumbass.
User avatar #1701 - theflamingspork (07/08/2014) [-]
i dont even remotely look like JB
#1708 - Orc (07/08/2014) [-]
You've got the same faggy haircut that he used to have.
User avatar #1748 - theflamingspork (07/08/2014) [-]
also why the fuck do you care what kind of hair style i have, its not bothering you
#1761 - Orc (07/08/2014) [-]
It doesn't matter. You TOTALLY don't look like him. =)
User avatar #1776 - theflamingspork (07/08/2014) [-]
god damn why do people always have a fucking problem with my hair
#1721 - theflamingspork (07/08/2014) [-]
oh yeah totally, looks just like me
#1679 - from my instagram  [+] (9 new replies) 07/08/2014 on It's Selfie Tuesday 0
#1689 - Orc (07/08/2014) [-]
TFW Justin Bieber comments on .
User avatar #1695 - theflamingspork (07/08/2014) [-]
wow spend all night coming up with that one?
#1697 - Orc (07/08/2014) [-]
No, I literally just saw the comment. You posted it 3 minutes ago, dumbass.
User avatar #1701 - theflamingspork (07/08/2014) [-]
i dont even remotely look like JB
#1708 - Orc (07/08/2014) [-]
You've got the same faggy haircut that he used to have.
User avatar #1748 - theflamingspork (07/08/2014) [-]
also why the fuck do you care what kind of hair style i have, its not bothering you
#1761 - Orc (07/08/2014) [-]
It doesn't matter. You TOTALLY don't look like him. =)
User avatar #1776 - theflamingspork (07/08/2014) [-]
god damn why do people always have a fucking problem with my hair
#1721 - theflamingspork (07/08/2014) [-]
oh yeah totally, looks just like me
#303 - jolly... 07/08/2014 on free colored text Tuesday 0
#49 - yes, yes brother 07/08/2014 on Sweet PC 0
#46 - im sorry elder brother, i cannot find a way to ever impress you  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Sweet PC 0
User avatar #48 - theflamingfire (07/08/2014) [-]
Don't fail the committee again or you will be terminated
User avatar #49 - theflamingspork (07/08/2014) [-]
yes, yes brother
#41 - ok sry  [+] (5 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Sweet PC -1
User avatar #45 - theflamingfire (07/07/2014) [-]
You failed me
User avatar #46 - theflamingspork (07/07/2014) [-]
im sorry elder brother, i cannot find a way to ever impress you
User avatar #48 - theflamingfire (07/08/2014) [-]
Don't fail the committee again or you will be terminated
User avatar #49 - theflamingspork (07/08/2014) [-]
yes, yes brother
User avatar #43 - sailorsmooth (07/07/2014) [-]
It's ok
#34 - Comment deleted  [+] (7 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Sweet PC -2
User avatar #40 - sailorsmooth (07/07/2014) [-]
could you not
User avatar #41 - theflamingspork (07/07/2014) [-]
ok sry
User avatar #45 - theflamingfire (07/07/2014) [-]
You failed me
User avatar #46 - theflamingspork (07/07/2014) [-]
im sorry elder brother, i cannot find a way to ever impress you
User avatar #48 - theflamingfire (07/08/2014) [-]
Don't fail the committee again or you will be terminated
User avatar #49 - theflamingspork (07/08/2014) [-]
yes, yes brother
User avatar #43 - sailorsmooth (07/07/2014) [-]
It's ok
#38 - its just a Crouch Jump jesus christ people … 07/07/2014 on White Men Cannot Jump +1
#55 - lol yeh  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on theflamingspork's profile 0
User avatar #56 - xxkillionarexx (07/06/2014) [-]
Well done my boy

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User avatar #106 - theflamingspork (02/18/2015) [-]
**theflamingspork used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**theflamingspork rolls 57**
User avatar #105 - theflamingspork (02/18/2015) [-]
*roll number 2*
User avatar #104 - theflamingspork (02/18/2015) [-]
*roll number*
User avatar #103 - theflamingspork (02/18/2015) [-]
*roll dubs*
User avatar #102 - theflamingspork (02/18/2015) [-]
*roll dubs
User avatar #101 - theflamingspork (02/18/2015) [-]
*roll 2*
User avatar #57 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
Hello
User avatar #92 to #91 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
ah ok, only asked because when people draw **** half of me wants to look at for the art side and the other side for the ****
#93 to #92 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
You definition of masturbatory material and your definition of masturbatory material are two completely different definitions

**** for me is my waifu just showing off all her money and not caring about anyone else but herself.

This is her wiping out a redwood forest to make room for another freeway...because she drives Gas Guzzlers and needs more room
User avatar #95 to #93 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
is that a bad thing?
User avatar #94 to #93 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
yeh i did see that one
#96 to #94 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
This is a commission that backfired. Was looking forward to this one

...4 months ago... **** that loser who took way too much time trying to draw this.
User avatar #97 to #96 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
yeah that doesnt look too good
User avatar #98 to #97 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
4 ******* months and this is the best he could do

angers me. Fired him immediently.
User avatar #99 to #98 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
did he say he tried though?
User avatar #100 to #99 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
Yep

Didn't try to MY expectations tho.
#75 to #58 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
So since I live in a triple padded shelted box of a world where I throw a tantrum if I don't get my way

I created my own little universe out of alcoholic depression and absolute pettiness

Because Tumblr likes making me an even bigger loser
User avatar #76 to #75 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
well its not always easy
#77 to #76 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
What do you mean?
User avatar #78 to #77 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
well you dont seem happy with what you get in life so you make your own, doing it how you want it, you getting your way...its a pretty common thing among people, i do it as well. but talking about all this and i dont have a name for you yet. what is it?
#79 to #78 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
My FJ name or real name?
User avatar #80 to #79 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
real...
User avatar #81 to #80 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
Damien

Damien Mumkhar
User avatar #82 to #81 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
well damien, im nathan, good to meet you
User avatar #83 to #82 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
Sup Damien

Wanna draw me pictures?
User avatar #84 to #83 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
ah sry man its been age since ive drawn and i can really only go off of what im looking at, theres way better people out there than i am...
User avatar #85 to #84 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
It's OK..
User avatar #86 to #85 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
what kind of pics anyway?
#87 to #86 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
More of my waifu being an evil materiaistic bitch with way too much money

Hilariously over the top **** like her masturbating furiously on top of a hot pink Private Jet. One of thousands that she owns.

User avatar #88 to #87 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
lol i dont think i could ever draw something like that, but props to whoever can. but i do like what you showed me, mind dropping a folder dump on whatever you have left, **** even?
User avatar #90 to #89 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
looked pretty neat but no **** ?
User avatar #59 to #58 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
That's a bomb ass dragon sketch
User avatar #60 to #59 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
oh thanks, you draw?
#61 to #60 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
I ******* wish. I do however commission A LOT

Like...A lot a lot more than what should be healthy
User avatar #62 to #61 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
sorry i dont know what commission is. explain
#63 to #62 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
Lets say you lack the skills to draw. Its a sucky world you live in but not to worry commissions are your alternative

commissions are where with a tiny bit of money you can PAY someone to draw for you.
User avatar #64 to #63 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
ah i see, and these images are of your own ideas?
#65 to #64 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
<-- This one right here was finished today

Since I commission a lot and from multiple different artists I have a lot of goals and projects that need to get done

I have one guy who does plot important commissions

and the rest just draw porn.
User avatar #66 to #65 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
from what you've shown me so far i can somewhat get an idea of the plot and it seems pretty interesting!

and basically there's the work side and the fun side of all this too
#67 to #66 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
Bruh

The plot is called Why is worst Avatar allowed to be happy.
User avatar #68 to #67 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
huh, its been a long while since ive watched any avatar so im kinda clueless one all of the charaters
#69 to #68 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
M8...I love you. I don't mean this in a homo way

I mean I wish I had your blissful ignorance because the bitch in the chair needs to die

A thousand times. Then a thousand times more. Every day until this pail next to me is filled with the collective tears of Tumblr
User avatar #70 to #69 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
well i do know about tlok and that the person in the chair is korra, but i dont know what has happened in the show that makes you want korra to be dead
#71 to #70 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
Tumblr

Just Tumblr

For **** sakes Tumblr stop ******* existing anyday now. How does one website have so much influence on anything that gets marketed to children

My waifu Asami is ruined. I feel like a ******* battered spouse crying and drinking at the same time.
User avatar #72 to #71 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
whats Tumblr doing this time?
#73 to #72 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
Turning my Strong, Proud, 110% Hetero Virgin waifu into a ******* Dyke

With KORRA

NO! **** off Tumblr!
User avatar #74 to #73 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
i see, well thats pretty much tumblr for you, ruining somebodys day
User avatar #50 - xxkillionarexx (07/06/2014) [-]
Damn son, way to woo the ladies
User avatar #54 to #50 - theflamingspork (07/06/2014) [-]
i wish i could have made a post about this
User avatar #52 to #50 - theflamingspork (07/06/2014) [-]
lol i just showed a pic lol
User avatar #53 to #52 - xxkillionarexx (07/06/2014) [-]
Well it worked my good man!
User avatar #55 to #53 - theflamingspork (07/06/2014) [-]
lol yeh
User avatar #56 to #55 - xxkillionarexx (07/06/2014) [-]
Well done my boy
User avatar #49 - braskasfinalaeon (07/06/2014) [-]
***** did you just get a girlfriend?
User avatar #51 to #49 - theflamingspork (07/06/2014) [-]
i think i might have lol
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#39 - theflamingspork (07/07/2013) [-]
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"roll image"
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*roll image*
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