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theflamingspork

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:3/03/2012
Last Login:5/03/2015
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Comment Ranking:#10566
Highest Content Rank:#1077
Highest Comment Rank:#10565
Content Thumbs: 3876 total,  4448 ,  572
Comment Thumbs: 410 total,  565 ,  155
Content Level Progress: 36% (36/100)
Level 132 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 133 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 80% (8/10)
Level 135 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 136 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Content Views:211120
Times Content Favorited:168 times
Total Comments Made:479
FJ Points:3596

latest user's comments

#327 - oh btw admin, i've always had this question to ask, how do you… 02/26/2015 on Mods tell you something... 0
#307 - Thanks everyone 02/26/2015 on Mods tell you something... 0
#301 - currently i dont have my phone right now, but thnks admin 02/26/2015 on Mods tell you something... 0
#288 - i am always worrying about my image, i never know what i look …  [+] (9 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Mods tell you something... +2
User avatar #433 - walcorn (02/26/2015) [-]
U look gud
User avatar #390 - brcstar (02/26/2015) [-]
Hey, you look better than me and half the users on this site
User avatar #396 - theflamingspork (02/26/2015) [-]
thanks m8
User avatar #386 - hotschurl (02/26/2015) [-]
7/10
-random straight dude
User avatar #319 - creamNscream (02/26/2015) [-]
You look pretty good. Maybe shave your hair a little, but im just not a fan of long hair anyways.
User avatar #307 - theflamingspork (02/26/2015) [-]
Thanks everyone
User avatar #303 - mofka (02/26/2015) [-]
looks good to me, maybe try growing a beard!?
User avatar #302 - adunsaveme (02/26/2015) [-]
You look better than me too
User avatar #299 - phanact (02/26/2015) [-]
You look better than me
#12 - the fuzzies, they're back, and they feel great 02/26/2015 on New Erma comic +3
#25 - aww 02/26/2015 on raichu +1
#123 - Picture 02/25/2015 on Drawstrings +2
#59 - it was unplayable the first 2 weeks due to so many people gett… 02/25/2015 on GTAV delayed again 0
#146 - Picture 02/25/2015 on Assholes after gay kiss on... +3
#34 - Picture 02/25/2015 on Hard Satisfying Wood +4
#46 - awww 02/25/2015 on Erma: Page 1-21 (Ongoing) +12
#22 - wtf is that last woman doing? "uhh where everyone going?'… 02/25/2015 on Demolition Fail 0
#42 - Picture 02/25/2015 on Sweet little Illya 0
#1510 - i'm sorry 02/25/2015 on Post your BEST picture +1
#106 - how does this get 200+ thumbs?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2015 on Happy Birthday to me. 0
User avatar #112 - AbortionRecylist (02/24/2015) [-]
I don't know!
#83 - aww 02/23/2015 on Hot as the Devil! -1
#1096 - i'm sorry  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2015 on Get told you're good looking +1
#1157 - Ken M (02/22/2015) [-]
So is God
#1106 - yousaygoodbye (02/22/2015) [-]
I'm not
#114 - Picture 02/22/2015 on 25 People Who Are... +6
#69172 - with his right leg i didnt want to run out of room again like … 02/22/2015 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
#1263 - thenks 02/22/2015 on Mods tell you something... 0
#1256 - Here is a pic of myself, say what you will...  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2015 on Mods tell you something... 0
User avatar #1259 - adunsaveme (02/22/2015) [-]
You have a nice nose
#1263 - theflamingspork (02/22/2015) [-]
thenks
#69162 - so i drew thing long ago, how is it? yeh i know i ran out of…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2015 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
User avatar #69164 - lunchablespizza (02/22/2015) [-]
One thing that is kinda weird is the scale on his legs. It looks like he is standing slanted with his left foot forward and his right foot back, but his right leg is larger than his left. And his right knee is in full side view while his right foot is at an angle. Though you got some pretty solid detail in there, what is he suppose to be, some kind of chaos space marine?
User avatar #69172 - theflamingspork (02/22/2015) [-]
with his right leg i didnt want to run out of room again like i did with his left so i shorten it, and i think i made him to be some kind of dragon slayer, or just a badass beefed up knight...
#844 - **theflamingspork used "*roll cis privilege*"** **theflamin… 02/22/2015 on Did you check your... 0
#179 - idk man that ass is too fat 02/21/2015 on People who shouldn't be alive 0
#62 - Good Christ this had to be scary if he had claustrophobia. If…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/21/2015 on People who shouldn't be alive +2
User avatar #70 - ronyx (02/21/2015) [-]
Perfect spot to get raped
User avatar #179 - theflamingspork (02/21/2015) [-]
idk man that ass is too fat

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User avatar #106 - theflamingspork (02/18/2015) [-]
**theflamingspork used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**theflamingspork rolls 57**
User avatar #105 - theflamingspork (02/18/2015) [-]
*roll number 2*
User avatar #104 - theflamingspork (02/18/2015) [-]
*roll number*
User avatar #103 - theflamingspork (02/18/2015) [-]
*roll dubs*
User avatar #102 - theflamingspork (02/18/2015) [-]
*roll dubs
User avatar #101 - theflamingspork (02/18/2015) [-]
*roll 2*
User avatar #57 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
Hello
User avatar #92 to #91 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
ah ok, only asked because when people draw **** half of me wants to look at for the art side and the other side for the ****
#93 to #92 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
You definition of masturbatory material and your definition of masturbatory material are two completely different definitions

**** for me is my waifu just showing off all her money and not caring about anyone else but herself.

This is her wiping out a redwood forest to make room for another freeway...because she drives Gas Guzzlers and needs more room
User avatar #95 to #93 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
is that a bad thing?
User avatar #94 to #93 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
yeh i did see that one
#96 to #94 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
This is a commission that backfired. Was looking forward to this one

...4 months ago... **** that loser who took way too much time trying to draw this.
User avatar #97 to #96 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
yeah that doesnt look too good
User avatar #98 to #97 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
4 ******* months and this is the best he could do

angers me. Fired him immediently.
User avatar #99 to #98 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
did he say he tried though?
User avatar #100 to #99 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
Yep

Didn't try to MY expectations tho.
#75 to #58 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
So since I live in a triple padded shelted box of a world where I throw a tantrum if I don't get my way

I created my own little universe out of alcoholic depression and absolute pettiness

Because Tumblr likes making me an even bigger loser
User avatar #76 to #75 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
well its not always easy
#77 to #76 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
What do you mean?
User avatar #78 to #77 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
well you dont seem happy with what you get in life so you make your own, doing it how you want it, you getting your way...its a pretty common thing among people, i do it as well. but talking about all this and i dont have a name for you yet. what is it?
#79 to #78 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
My FJ name or real name?
User avatar #80 to #79 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
real...
User avatar #81 to #80 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
Damien

Damien Mumkhar
User avatar #82 to #81 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
well damien, im nathan, good to meet you
User avatar #83 to #82 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
Sup Damien

Wanna draw me pictures?
User avatar #84 to #83 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
ah sry man its been age since ive drawn and i can really only go off of what im looking at, theres way better people out there than i am...
User avatar #85 to #84 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
It's OK..
User avatar #86 to #85 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
what kind of pics anyway?
#87 to #86 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
More of my waifu being an evil materiaistic bitch with way too much money

Hilariously over the top **** like her masturbating furiously on top of a hot pink Private Jet. One of thousands that she owns.

User avatar #88 to #87 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
lol i dont think i could ever draw something like that, but props to whoever can. but i do like what you showed me, mind dropping a folder dump on whatever you have left, **** even?
User avatar #90 to #89 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
looked pretty neat but no **** ?
User avatar #59 to #58 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
That's a bomb ass dragon sketch
User avatar #60 to #59 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
oh thanks, you draw?
#61 to #60 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
I ******* wish. I do however commission A LOT

Like...A lot a lot more than what should be healthy
User avatar #62 to #61 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
sorry i dont know what commission is. explain
#63 to #62 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
Lets say you lack the skills to draw. Its a sucky world you live in but not to worry commissions are your alternative

commissions are where with a tiny bit of money you can PAY someone to draw for you.
User avatar #64 to #63 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
ah i see, and these images are of your own ideas?
#65 to #64 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
<-- This one right here was finished today

Since I commission a lot and from multiple different artists I have a lot of goals and projects that need to get done

I have one guy who does plot important commissions

and the rest just draw porn.
User avatar #66 to #65 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
from what you've shown me so far i can somewhat get an idea of the plot and it seems pretty interesting!

and basically there's the work side and the fun side of all this too
#67 to #66 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
Bruh

The plot is called Why is worst Avatar allowed to be happy.
User avatar #68 to #67 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
huh, its been a long while since ive watched any avatar so im kinda clueless one all of the charaters
#69 to #68 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
M8...I love you. I don't mean this in a homo way

I mean I wish I had your blissful ignorance because the bitch in the chair needs to die

A thousand times. Then a thousand times more. Every day until this pail next to me is filled with the collective tears of Tumblr
User avatar #70 to #69 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
well i do know about tlok and that the person in the chair is korra, but i dont know what has happened in the show that makes you want korra to be dead
#71 to #70 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
Tumblr

Just Tumblr

For **** sakes Tumblr stop ******* existing anyday now. How does one website have so much influence on anything that gets marketed to children

My waifu Asami is ruined. I feel like a ******* battered spouse crying and drinking at the same time.
User avatar #72 to #71 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
whats Tumblr doing this time?
#73 to #72 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
Turning my Strong, Proud, 110% Hetero Virgin waifu into a ******* Dyke

With KORRA

NO! **** off Tumblr!
User avatar #74 to #73 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
i see, well thats pretty much tumblr for you, ruining somebodys day
User avatar #50 - xxkillionarexx (07/06/2014) [-]
Damn son, way to woo the ladies
User avatar #54 to #50 - theflamingspork (07/06/2014) [-]
i wish i could have made a post about this
User avatar #52 to #50 - theflamingspork (07/06/2014) [-]
lol i just showed a pic lol
User avatar #53 to #52 - xxkillionarexx (07/06/2014) [-]
Well it worked my good man!
User avatar #55 to #53 - theflamingspork (07/06/2014) [-]
lol yeh
User avatar #56 to #55 - xxkillionarexx (07/06/2014) [-]
Well done my boy
User avatar #49 - braskasfinalaeon (07/06/2014) [-]
***** did you just get a girlfriend?
User avatar #51 to #49 - theflamingspork (07/06/2014) [-]
i think i might have lol
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#39 - theflamingspork (07/07/2013) [-]
**theflamingspork rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at Title **
User avatar #31 - theflamingspork (07/07/2013) [-]
"roll image"
User avatar #30 - theflamingspork (07/07/2013) [-]
*roll image*
User avatar #29 - theflamingspork (07/07/2013) [-]
**theflamingspork rolled user niggernog **
User avatar #28 - theflamingspork (07/07/2013) [-]
*roll image*
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