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Date Signed Up:9/20/2010
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#2985 - **thefiveblade rolls 21** Well here it goes. 07/18/2014 on Steam Code Giveaway! 0
#4878 - Age:18 Job: Grocery bitch Problem: I have tried an Eng…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #5093 - burdensomebucket (07/18/2014) [-]
Study religiously. Don't aim to pass aim to get 100%. Don't tolerate any mistakes you make. Do this and your guarenteed to get in.
Just remember your goal isn't to pass, but to excel.
#96 - Didn't log in crap.  [+] (9 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Computer fixing -2
#115 - ciswhiteman (07/18/2014) [-]
Most people that ask family members to fix their computers dont know what they did wrong in the first place. If you look at the browsing history and see a bunch of suspicious websites it will give you a clue what the source of the problems is it's always pron
#118 - thefiveblade (07/18/2014) [-]
I thought of that, but honestly just do a virus scan and tell them to stop installing tool bars.
#121 - silenttortoise (07/18/2014) [-]
It's fun to snoop in other people's business though...
#148 - ciswhiteman (07/18/2014) [-]
Yes. yes it is, till you learn that there are some things you don't want to know about people in your life.
Saturday I'm suppose to go look at some of my in-law's computer, I'm going to be sure and look at their porn.
#150 - silenttortoise (07/18/2014) [-]
Christmas present ideas?
>Find father in law's fav porn site
>Give your father in law a one year-all access pass to his favorite porn site
>Gain "like a son" status
User avatar #160 - Silver Quantum (07/18/2014) [-]
or, tell him you purchased a life-time pass to a porn site he doesn't know is actually free.
#161 - silenttortoise (07/18/2014) [-]
Until he actually goes there and sees it is free?
User avatar #162 - Silver Quantum (07/18/2014) [-]
you can tell him there are some free vids (samples for example), but most of the vids are paid for. i really don't think he's gonna bother doubting you any further than that
#182 - ciswhiteman (07/18/2014) [-]
My father in law is actually dead, I'm going to be fixing my sister in law's
#80 - Age of mythology 07/15/2014 on Steam Tags 0
#694 - Butt Cheeks 07/15/2014 on Rename Anonymous! 0
#34 - GG forgot where Antarctica was 07/12/2014 on Am I the only Antarctican... 0
#32 - North west territories in Canada basically the same thing, but…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2014 on Am I the only Antarctican... 0
#33 - mikesrevenge (07/12/2014) [-]
ya but its summer in the northern hemisphere
#34 - thefiveblade (07/12/2014) [-]
GG forgot where Antarctica was
#36 - It's starting to give me autism. 07/12/2014 on If Google was a guy - vaccines +2
#92 - I know what I'm going to test at the local pool tomorrow.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2014 on (untitle) +1
#93 - jonnythan (07/11/2014) [-]
considering the fact they put obvious thought into it, i'd advise against it.
The block of wood has to be dry, and the rubber has to be 100% rubber and etc.
Would be pretty funny if you RIP'd yourself though.
#86 - I know literally nothing about electricity so bare with me. If…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2014 on (untitle) 0
#89 - jonnythan (07/11/2014) [-]
you know what; you actually stumped me for a second.
I went back and looked at the picture, if you notice the extension is connected to another red one, which is tied with conductive tape around a block of wood.
Wood is also an insulator of electricity.
which only further proves my point that they're pretty damn smart
#92 - thefiveblade (07/11/2014) [-]
I know what I'm going to test at the local pool tomorrow.
#93 - jonnythan (07/11/2014) [-]
considering the fact they put obvious thought into it, i'd advise against it.
The block of wood has to be dry, and the rubber has to be 100% rubber and etc.
Would be pretty funny if you RIP'd yourself though.
#16 - Only once? Weak.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on People born on 07/07/07... +93
#24 - micekill (07/09/2014) [-]
i was born on 29th of february, i am just 7 years old
#69 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on smoke 0
#71 - Marker Comment deleted by thefiveblade
#100 - Still ******* amazing show but yes Tomoyo should … 07/08/2014 on SPOILERS 0
#182 - I think it's the fact that you would actually watch an america…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on I can't think of a good title 0
User avatar #190 - bestfoxgirl (07/08/2014) [-]
Why is it sad? In Japan, voice acting is a serious industry. They have their famous voice actors which are celebrities just like 'normal' actors. Which is why japanese dubs are mostly high-quality.
#178 - You don't need a reason to re-watch it, you just re-watch it u…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/08/2014 on I can't think of a good title 0
User avatar #180 - bestfoxgirl (07/08/2014) [-]
It seems so (I have attracted a spoonful of red thumbs and I don't know why, so I take it most people got angry that I needed a reason to re-watch it in the first place)

Ty Lee best girl
#182 - thefiveblade (07/08/2014) [-]
I think it's the fact that you would actually watch an american made anime dubbed to Japanese and subbed to English. It's pretty sad.
User avatar #190 - bestfoxgirl (07/08/2014) [-]
Why is it sad? In Japan, voice acting is a serious industry. They have their famous voice actors which are celebrities just like 'normal' actors. Which is why japanese dubs are mostly high-quality.
#649 - Ha admin can't even make OC 07/08/2014 on Up Your Ass +1
#46 - Maybe he is color blind and to him it's just a different shade…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2014 on Gabe Newell becomes a cop +3
#47 - sirfapaton (07/05/2014) [-]
Well damn. I didn't think about that.
#11 - In the UK you get expelled for not saying cunt.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/05/2014 on The "c" Word +99
User avatar #14 - EdwardNigma (07/05/2014) [-]
In Australia, you're not a citizen if you don't say cunt on a daily basis.
User avatar #35 - gamagoriira (07/05/2014) [-]
In Texas you get deported to Mexico if you can't say cunt.
User avatar #28 - cptmctavish (07/05/2014) [-]
I imagined how the police would come at your house at 00:01 and be all like:
You son of a bitch didn't say cunt yesterday! You be arrested for like 2 Weeks, and don't you dare miss saying the word again.... You stupid cunt!
#41 - I didn't want to alarm you but did you know that your name is orange.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Gabe Newell becomes a cop +2
User avatar #45 - sirfapaton (07/05/2014) [-]
He knows. he's a mod. That's why his name is orange.
#46 - thefiveblade (07/05/2014) [-]
Maybe he is color blind and to him it's just a different shade of grey and he never understood why.
#47 - sirfapaton (07/05/2014) [-]
Well damn. I didn't think about that.
#9 - Yes skid is a pallet. My store manager is just a cunt he says … 06/30/2014 on How I felt on the first day... 0
#89 - Naruto < Boku no Pico Naruto < Anything else  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2014 on One Piece 0
User avatar #97 - ironbeak (07/01/2014) [-]
false
#68 - Wow if I was in that situation I would kill the step mother th… 06/30/2014 on Probably the Saddest... +1
#379 - Fack bud I'm a dynamo and you are getting reported on runescape. 06/30/2014 on Comments section 0
#55 - **** archery and footballsack I play runescape. S… 06/30/2014 on World cup shenanigans 0
#431 - **thefiveblade rolled image ** 06/06/2014 on Your new penis 0
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#1 - altari (09/16/2014) [-]
Your profile is empty as 						****					.
Your profile is empty as **** .
#2 to #1 - thefiveblade (09/17/2014) [-]
You 						****					 as empty. Dude azir doe.
You **** as empty. Dude azir doe.
#3 to #2 - altari (09/17/2014) [-]
He's out? Sweet. gonna be getting him soon.
He's out? Sweet. gonna be getting him soon.
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