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Age: 34
Date Signed Up:9/20/2010
Last Login:8/28/2014
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Comment Ranking:#7831
Highest Content Rank:#11167
Highest Comment Rank:#7435
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Level 124 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 125 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Content Views:16565
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Total Comments Made:136
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#825 - A cock meat sandwich panini style 08/07/2014 on Feed Admin 0
#1027 - Snood  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2014 on What games have aged... 0
User avatar #1439 - snood (08/08/2014) [-]
you rang?
#79 - I know how to pronouce it because of this. (Bad quality) 07/25/2014 on How to pronounce this? 0
#74 - Did you think about that question before you typed it? Serious… 07/25/2014 on 3-2-1.... 0
#22 - I botted 11 99s. Smithing, Attack, Strength, Defence, Constitu… 07/22/2014 on 07Scape Noobs -1
#12 - Stay protected with your funnyjunk gold accounts. I can't wait… 07/20/2014 on Boss +6
#20 - To each his own. I prefer big boobs. Like I wanna suffocate in them 07/19/2014 on Look at all that funny +1
#44 - You missed a perfect opportunity to make Tropius's bow a banana. 07/18/2014 on Pokemon Weapons 3 0
#39 - It says "Taste delicious" but it means "Rape pa… 07/18/2014 on That's probably accurate +2
#118 - I thought of that, but honestly just do a virus scan and tell …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Computer fixing 0
#121 - silenttortoise (07/18/2014) [-]
It's fun to snoop in other people's business though...
#148 - ciswhiteman (07/18/2014) [-]
Yes. yes it is, till you learn that there are some things you don't want to know about people in your life.
Saturday I'm suppose to go look at some of my in-law's computer, I'm going to be sure and look at their porn.
#150 - silenttortoise (07/18/2014) [-]
Christmas present ideas?
>Find father in law's fav porn site
>Give your father in law a one year-all access pass to his favorite porn site
>Gain "like a son" status
User avatar #160 - Silver Quantum (07/18/2014) [-]
or, tell him you purchased a life-time pass to a porn site he doesn't know is actually free.
#161 - silenttortoise (07/18/2014) [-]
Until he actually goes there and sees it is free?
User avatar #162 - Silver Quantum (07/18/2014) [-]
you can tell him there are some free vids (samples for example), but most of the vids are paid for. i really don't think he's gonna bother doubting you any further than that
#182 - ciswhiteman (07/18/2014) [-]
My father in law is actually dead, I'm going to be fixing my sister in law's
#3030 - Who said anything about this "public view" **… 07/18/2014 on Steam Code Giveaway! 0
#3005 - Comment deleted 07/18/2014 on Steam Code Giveaway! 0
#3003 - lel 07 scape 07/18/2014 on Steam Code Giveaway! 0
#3000 - **thefiveblade rolls 07** FOR RUNESCAPE  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on Steam Code Giveaway! 0
#3003 - thefiveblade (07/18/2014) [-]
lel 07 scape
#2995 - **thefiveblade rolls 89** Again?! 07/18/2014 on Steam Code Giveaway! 0
#2990 - **thefiveblade rolls 93** Last one was an accident. Here we … 07/18/2014 on Steam Code Giveaway! 0
#2985 - **thefiveblade rolls 21** Well here it goes. 07/18/2014 on Steam Code Giveaway! 0
#4878 - Age:18 Job: Grocery bitch Problem: I have tried an Eng…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #5093 - burdensomebucket (07/18/2014) [-]
Study religiously. Don't aim to pass aim to get 100%. Don't tolerate any mistakes you make. Do this and your guarenteed to get in.
Just remember your goal isn't to pass, but to excel.
#96 - Didn't log in crap.  [+] (9 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Computer fixing -2
#115 - ciswhiteman (07/18/2014) [-]
Most people that ask family members to fix their computers dont know what they did wrong in the first place. If you look at the browsing history and see a bunch of suspicious websites it will give you a clue what the source of the problems is it's always pron
#118 - thefiveblade (07/18/2014) [-]
I thought of that, but honestly just do a virus scan and tell them to stop installing tool bars.
#121 - silenttortoise (07/18/2014) [-]
It's fun to snoop in other people's business though...
#148 - ciswhiteman (07/18/2014) [-]
Yes. yes it is, till you learn that there are some things you don't want to know about people in your life.
Saturday I'm suppose to go look at some of my in-law's computer, I'm going to be sure and look at their porn.
#150 - silenttortoise (07/18/2014) [-]
Christmas present ideas?
>Find father in law's fav porn site
>Give your father in law a one year-all access pass to his favorite porn site
>Gain "like a son" status
User avatar #160 - Silver Quantum (07/18/2014) [-]
or, tell him you purchased a life-time pass to a porn site he doesn't know is actually free.
#161 - silenttortoise (07/18/2014) [-]
Until he actually goes there and sees it is free?
User avatar #162 - Silver Quantum (07/18/2014) [-]
you can tell him there are some free vids (samples for example), but most of the vids are paid for. i really don't think he's gonna bother doubting you any further than that
#182 - ciswhiteman (07/18/2014) [-]
My father in law is actually dead, I'm going to be fixing my sister in law's
#80 - Age of mythology 07/15/2014 on Steam Tags 0
#694 - Butt Cheeks 07/15/2014 on Rename Anonymous! 0
#34 - GG forgot where Antarctica was 07/12/2014 on Am I the only Antarctican... 0
#32 - North west territories in Canada basically the same thing, but…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2014 on Am I the only Antarctican... 0
#33 - mikesrevenge (07/12/2014) [-]
ya but its summer in the northern hemisphere
#34 - thefiveblade (07/12/2014) [-]
GG forgot where Antarctica was
#36 - It's starting to give me autism. 07/12/2014 on If Google was a guy - vaccines +2
#92 - I know what I'm going to test at the local pool tomorrow.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2014 on (untitle) +1
#93 - jonnythan (07/11/2014) [-]
considering the fact they put obvious thought into it, i'd advise against it.
The block of wood has to be dry, and the rubber has to be 100% rubber and etc.
Would be pretty funny if you RIP'd yourself though.
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