thefirstporkchop
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| Gender: | male |
| Age: | 21 |
| Date Signed Up: | 1/21/2013 |
| Last Login: | 1/13/2016 |
| Location: | USA |
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| Comment Ranking: | #5727 |
| Highest Content Rank: | #8347 |
| Highest Comment Rank: | #2942 |
| Content Thumbs: | 46 |
| Comment Thumbs: | 1404 |
| Content Level Progress: | 86.44% (51/59) Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here |
| Comment Level Progress: | 76% (38/50) Level 210 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 211 Comments: Comedic Genius |
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| Content Views: | 7971 |
| Total Comments Made: | 697 |
| FJ Points: | 1200 |
just a useless person
latest user's comments
| #1 - *insert joke about replacing it with a penis | 23 hours ago on life in a nutshell | 0 |
| #2 - This is pleasing. | 01/11/2016 on Printing flowers on a bowl | +1 |
| #179 - Yes, getting the non automatic damage perk. (Forgive me for fo… | 12/11/2015 on Useless Legendary Item | -1 |
| #178 - no, it shoots two at a time. It isnt noticeable with most guns… | 12/11/2015 on Useless Legendary Item | 0 |
| #2 - good roll is good | 12/07/2015 on Facebook | +4 |
| #29 - ******* colors man. ******* epic album. [+] (1 new reply) | 12/06/2015 on Windshield wipers | -1 |
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| #3 - well youre not wrong | 12/05/2015 on Justin beiber has shit fans | +50 |
| #35 - **thefirstporkchop used "*roll 1, 1-99*"** **thefirstporkch… | 12/02/2015 on Pull the lever! | -2 |
| #34 - I wish you luck. | 12/02/2015 on Pull the lever! | 0 |
| #5 - Them ******* quads. Wonder how many skulls shes crushed… | 11/21/2015 on Dedication | -1 |
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thefirstporkchop ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
A few things
1. Thank you
2. Why?
3. Thank you for ruining my self esteem even more
4. Who the hell are you?
5. What did I ever do to you?
6. Who the hell are you?
1. Thank you
2. Why?
3. Thank you for ruining my self esteem even more
4. Who the hell are you?
5. What did I ever do to you?
6. Who the hell are you?
#9 to #7
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thefirstporkchop ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
I took a gander at your favorites and found a woman deep throating a glowstick dildo. DO you REALLY want to play this game?
#11 to #10
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thefirstporkchop ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
Right,
It looks cool because a glowstick lights up her thoat?
Or because it went down REALLY far?
It looks cool because a glowstick lights up her thoat?
Or because it went down REALLY far?
#13 to #12
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thefirstporkchop ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
You just watched half a gif?
WHO DOES THAT?
But lets get back to the matter at hand! I am gross because I am a 21 year old male and I like naked women. 1. Why do you care and 2. Why do you feel the need to tell me?
I swear to a deity that if youre a ******* troll, and the comments on your profile suggest you're quite "popular" I can safely assume youre probably ******* with me and have no real stake in this at all.
WHO DOES THAT?
But lets get back to the matter at hand! I am gross because I am a 21 year old male and I like naked women. 1. Why do you care and 2. Why do you feel the need to tell me?
I swear to a deity that if youre a ******* troll, and the comments on your profile suggest you're quite "popular" I can safely assume youre probably ******* with me and have no real stake in this at all.
#15 to #14
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thefirstporkchop ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
You changed your mind because I like women?
Wtf
You're welcome anyway I hope you enjoy you stay here at Camp Funnyjunk with little to no people being mean to you. That **** is mean.
ALSO ISNT IT MEAN TO CALL ME GROSS?!?!?!?
Wtf
You're welcome anyway I hope you enjoy you stay here at Camp Funnyjunk with little to no people being mean to you. That **** is mean.
ALSO ISNT IT MEAN TO CALL ME GROSS?!?!?!?
#17 to #16
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thefirstporkchop ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
Well, if i had a choice about whether or not my favorites where displayed actively on my profile I would probably prefer that they were not shown. However, this is a site that only I use amongst my friends. So the odds of them even seeing it or even knowing what funnyjunk is are very slim. Theres not much I can do in hiding my favorites ( That I know about) from random people on the site.
#20 to #18
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thefirstporkchop ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
There, I believe I have hidden them from view. I hope I have somewhat made you slightly less disgusted be me.
Is there anything else you would like to discuss? Or are we done here?
IF DONE
Have a good day and browsing session m'am.
(Assuming you're a female based on comments and profile picture, profile doesn't say itself, if it does, assume that I can't read)
Is there anything else you would like to discuss? Or are we done here?
IF DONE
Have a good day and browsing session m'am.
(Assuming you're a female based on comments and profile picture, profile doesn't say itself, if it does, assume that I can't read)
#22 to #21
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thefirstporkchop ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
I probably did change it a long time ago but honestly I either forgotten how or even completely forgot I could change it. And I only have one friend and he's never on ((((
But you are cordially and heartfelt-ly welcome.
But you are cordially and heartfelt-ly welcome.
#8 to #7
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thefirstporkchop ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
I am a 21 year old MALE! And not all of it. Some of it is legit funny. Why do you care anyway?
