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thefirstporkchop

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:1/21/2013
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:USA
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#5727
Highest Content Rank:#8347
Highest Comment Rank:#2942
Content Thumbs: 46 total,  72 ,  26
Comment Thumbs: 1404 total,  1985 ,  581
Content Level Progress: 86.44% (51/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 76% (38/50)
Level 210 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 211 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:0
Content Views:7971
Total Comments Made:697
FJ Points:1200
just a useless person

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#28 - caette ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
I totally ****** up
**** using this site on a phone
#29 to #28 - thefirstporkchop ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
lmao, i did once. never again
#30 to #29 - caette ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
Meant to delete my wrong reply and ended up deleting the whole thing :|
#31 to #30 - thefirstporkchop ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#32 to #31 - caette ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
It's ok we can reenact it
#33 to #32 - thefirstporkchop ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
OKAY!

HI BEST FRIEND YOURE AWESOME!
#34 to #33 - caette ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
**** I don't remember my line
#35 to #34 - thefirstporkchop ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
thats okay
youre still awesome
#36 to #35 - caette ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
thank you
so are you
#4 - caette ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
you are gross
#6 to #4 - thefirstporkchop ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
A few things
1. Thank you
2. Why?
3. Thank you for ruining my self esteem even more
4. Who the hell are you?
5. What did I ever do to you?
6. Who the hell are you?
#7 to #6 - caette ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
Your favorites are all porn
#9 to #7 - thefirstporkchop ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
I took a gander at your favorites and found a woman deep throating a glowstick dildo. DO you REALLY want to play this game?
#10 to #9 - caette ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
It looks cool I didn't even see it as sexual first time I saw
#11 to #10 - thefirstporkchop ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
Right,
It looks cool because a glowstick lights up her thoat?
Or because it went down REALLY far?
#12 to #11 - caette ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
Cause it lights up through her neck, I didn't even see the full gif
#13 to #12 - thefirstporkchop ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
You just watched half a gif?
WHO DOES THAT?


But lets get back to the matter at hand! I am gross because I am a 21 year old male and I like naked women. 1. Why do you care and 2. Why do you feel the need to tell me?

I swear to a deity that if youre a ******* troll, and the comments on your profile suggest you're quite "popular" I can safely assume youre probably ******* with me and have no real stake in this at all.
#14 to #13 - caette ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
Because you thumbed down someone who was mean to me and I was gonna say thanks but I changed my mind
#15 to #14 - thefirstporkchop ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
You changed your mind because I like women?
Wtf
You're welcome anyway I hope you enjoy you stay here at Camp Funnyjunk with little to no people being mean to you. That **** is mean.
ALSO ISNT IT MEAN TO CALL ME GROSS?!?!?!?
#16 to #15 - caette ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
It's not that you like women it's that you're so public about it like you want everyone to know you're a perv
#17 to #16 - thefirstporkchop ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
Well, if i had a choice about whether or not my favorites where displayed actively on my profile I would probably prefer that they were not shown. However, this is a site that only I use amongst my friends. So the odds of them even seeing it or even knowing what funnyjunk is are very slim. Theres not much I can do in hiding my favorites ( That I know about) from random people on the site.
#18 to #17 - caette ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
Yes you can hide windows in your profile
#20 to #18 - thefirstporkchop ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
There, I believe I have hidden them from view. I hope I have somewhat made you slightly less disgusted be me.

Is there anything else you would like to discuss? Or are we done here?
IF DONE
Have a good day and browsing session m'am.
(Assuming you're a female based on comments and profile picture, profile doesn't say itself, if it does, assume that I can't read)
#21 to #20 - caette ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
Then i can say thank you
also i thought you already knew you could hide windows since i didn't see any friends windows
#22 to #21 - thefirstporkchop ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
I probably did change it a long time ago but honestly I either forgotten how or even completely forgot I could change it. And I only have one friend and he's never on ((((
But you are cordially and heartfelt-ly welcome.
#23 to #22 - caette ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
((((( who is it
and thank u
#24 to #23 - thefirstporkchop ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
JakCarnage is his name.
#25 to #24 - caette ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
never heard of him. i'm your new bestfriend ok?
#26 to #25 - thefirstporkchop ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
okay?
#27 to #26 - caette ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
ok
#19 to #18 - thefirstporkchop ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
Well I didnt know that
#8 to #7 - thefirstporkchop ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
I am a 21 year old MALE! And not all of it. Some of it is legit funny. Why do you care anyway?
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