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#109 - Modern guns maybe, but those flintlocks were solid and didn't … 05/17/2015 on The Last Seven Samurai... 0
#103 - I'm not the same guy just being funny Yeah, cause you…  [+] (18 new replies) 05/17/2015 on The Last Seven Samurai... +2
#132 - brothergrimm (05/18/2015) [-]
I win again
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#172 - commanderphoenix (05/18/2015) [-]
mod it to have a revolver or bolt action and boom never have to shot as the intruder will run in terror
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#173 - brothergrimm (05/18/2015) [-]
novabird
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#177 - novabird (05/18/2015) [-]
revolver chamber with 54 cal would be badass like that with cap and ball...
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#178 - brothergrimm (05/18/2015) [-]
You'd have to replace the cap after each shot though
#180 - novabird (05/18/2015) [-]
not really, as a revolver each chamber has a cap.
i used to own a pocket remington in 31cal, you could at least have 5 shots this way.
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#150 - novabird (05/18/2015) [-]
is there a kit for this?
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#154 - brothergrimm (05/18/2015) [-]
Fuck if i know. my brother sent this picture to me a while back
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#157 - novabird (05/18/2015) [-]
hmm, i'll have to use old parts and weld, there is no kit so far...-_-
54cal for dual use should work, then i can fire shot and balls.
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#159 - brothergrimm (05/18/2015) [-]
If you complete this project, i demand photos and details on how you did it so i can drag my brother to the forge and do it myself
#162 - novabird (05/18/2015) [-]
understood, i'll likely recycle an axe head and sheet steel/tubing for the blade and carve out other parts for the rest, i just need a 54cal musket ball, cap and barrel with trigger assembly.
i already craft damascus and gemstone knives.
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#165 - brothergrimm (05/18/2015) [-]
We're temporarily down until we can find a new place to set up the forge.
#168 - novabird (05/18/2015) [-]
ah, i don't even use a forge, i lack the physical ability and a safe place to use it, i just cut, weld, temper and shape my metal carefully then polish it to a mirror finish along with the stone grips, i'm not allowed to strain myself at all so i buy billets and slabs of material and just take my time, these take 3 days to craft if i don't stop.
i'm also a gunsmith in training too.
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#169 - brothergrimm (05/18/2015) [-]
Ahhhh there's the difference. our stuff is heated, hammered, quenched, etc, etc. The process of making a decent dagger takes at least a week bare minimum if we don't get fancy with the handle.
#174 - novabird (05/18/2015) [-]
i do the heating and quenching with special chemical treatments and thermal clay to get very well made blades that hold a good edge without weakening, chipping etc, i just can't hammer the metal to shape or strain myself because it will mess me up so i take my time filing, grinding and shaping the blade and cutting spare etc out with diamond tools.
i do miss when i could use those tools though, i used to make even more complex stuff.
i can do wonders with a mill and slow tools though, built this and gave it .001" clearances to break in, spent 1700usd on it over 6 months trying to get all the best parts.
www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/lunargre enhouse/3976863/Ponyville/579496#579496
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#105 - xoyv (05/17/2015) [-]
actaully a pretty good way to break your gun tho
#143 - anon (05/18/2015) [-]
Break them? Do you have any idea how sturdy those things were? There were gun barrels that were used and reused constantly on different guns for CENTURIES back in the day.
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#109 - thefirespike (05/17/2015) [-]
Modern guns maybe, but those flintlocks were solid and didn't really have any delicate parts. They were kinda designed with the idea that they'd be put into melee combat usually with a bayonet instead of bashing people with the stock but still. I'm no historical gun expert though so I'm not 100% sure on that. .
#92 - anything other than good old fashioned firearms! 'murica!  [+] (20 new replies) 05/17/2015 on The Last Seven Samurai... +2
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#97 - xoyv (05/17/2015) [-]
ah, so you'd rather use a clunky flintlock than a broadsword or mace?
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#103 - thefirespike (05/17/2015) [-]
I'm not the same guy just being funny Yeah, cause you can shoot someone and if you don't have time to reload BOOM its a club. its like a mace, but it shoots too. obvious upgrade.
#132 - brothergrimm (05/18/2015) [-]
I win again
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#172 - commanderphoenix (05/18/2015) [-]
mod it to have a revolver or bolt action and boom never have to shot as the intruder will run in terror
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#173 - brothergrimm (05/18/2015) [-]
novabird
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#177 - novabird (05/18/2015) [-]
revolver chamber with 54 cal would be badass like that with cap and ball...
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#178 - brothergrimm (05/18/2015) [-]
You'd have to replace the cap after each shot though
#180 - novabird (05/18/2015) [-]
not really, as a revolver each chamber has a cap.
i used to own a pocket remington in 31cal, you could at least have 5 shots this way.
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#150 - novabird (05/18/2015) [-]
is there a kit for this?
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#154 - brothergrimm (05/18/2015) [-]
Fuck if i know. my brother sent this picture to me a while back
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#157 - novabird (05/18/2015) [-]
hmm, i'll have to use old parts and weld, there is no kit so far...-_-
54cal for dual use should work, then i can fire shot and balls.
User avatar
#159 - brothergrimm (05/18/2015) [-]
If you complete this project, i demand photos and details on how you did it so i can drag my brother to the forge and do it myself
#162 - novabird (05/18/2015) [-]
understood, i'll likely recycle an axe head and sheet steel/tubing for the blade and carve out other parts for the rest, i just need a 54cal musket ball, cap and barrel with trigger assembly.
i already craft damascus and gemstone knives.
User avatar
#165 - brothergrimm (05/18/2015) [-]
We're temporarily down until we can find a new place to set up the forge.
#168 - novabird (05/18/2015) [-]
ah, i don't even use a forge, i lack the physical ability and a safe place to use it, i just cut, weld, temper and shape my metal carefully then polish it to a mirror finish along with the stone grips, i'm not allowed to strain myself at all so i buy billets and slabs of material and just take my time, these take 3 days to craft if i don't stop.
i'm also a gunsmith in training too.
User avatar
#169 - brothergrimm (05/18/2015) [-]
Ahhhh there's the difference. our stuff is heated, hammered, quenched, etc, etc. The process of making a decent dagger takes at least a week bare minimum if we don't get fancy with the handle.
#174 - novabird (05/18/2015) [-]
i do the heating and quenching with special chemical treatments and thermal clay to get very well made blades that hold a good edge without weakening, chipping etc, i just can't hammer the metal to shape or strain myself because it will mess me up so i take my time filing, grinding and shaping the blade and cutting spare etc out with diamond tools.
i do miss when i could use those tools though, i used to make even more complex stuff.
i can do wonders with a mill and slow tools though, built this and gave it .001" clearances to break in, spent 1700usd on it over 6 months trying to get all the best parts.
www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/lunargre enhouse/3976863/Ponyville/579496#579496
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#105 - xoyv (05/17/2015) [-]
actaully a pretty good way to break your gun tho
#143 - anon (05/18/2015) [-]
Break them? Do you have any idea how sturdy those things were? There were gun barrels that were used and reused constantly on different guns for CENTURIES back in the day.
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#109 - thefirespike (05/17/2015) [-]
Modern guns maybe, but those flintlocks were solid and didn't really have any delicate parts. They were kinda designed with the idea that they'd be put into melee combat usually with a bayonet instead of bashing people with the stock but still. I'm no historical gun expert though so I'm not 100% sure on that. .
#412 - yeah, its him as the face of boe. over 5 billion years old. 05/17/2015 on which one FJ? +1
#403 - to all the people saying picking a date billions of years in t…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2015 on which one FJ? 0
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#411 - gmarrox (05/17/2015) [-]
Is that Captain Jack? I think I recognize that from Dr. Who but it's been a while.
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#412 - thefirespike (05/17/2015) [-]
yeah, its him as the face of boe. over 5 billion years old.
#66 - **thefirespike rolled user tinkotin ** i think you meant this guy  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2015 on Girlfriend is better 0
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#67 - geminiousofohara (05/12/2015) [-]
**geminiousofohara used "*roll cah question*"**
**geminiousofohara rolls Avatar: The Last _ bender.**
#43 - what are the odds of finding you? Hi taco.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2015 on The Wrath of Reggie 0
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#44 - tikitaco (04/29/2015) [-]
Hi, how are you?
#128 - hehe pepe-ridge 04/19/2015 on Rarest Pepe +1
#47 - Basically its because infinity is a concept and not an actual … 04/13/2015 on ­ +8
#7 - I've got nothing  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2015 on Nothing Comp 2 +4
#12 - anon (04/05/2015) [-]
#98 - then you're obviously hanging out with the wrong people 04/02/2015 on Mommy I think my leg is gay 0
#141 - read the powers section 04/02/2015 on G reading materials and... 0
#143 - I have yet to make a commander deck because I'm still re… 03/19/2015 on Aint so tought now are ya? +1
#177 - i knew what he was referring to, i was just wondering what it … 02/28/2015 on Block twits 0
#145 - what? those are hex codes for green and red...  [+] (4 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Block twits 0
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#156 - jcenderion (02/27/2015) [-]
knowyourmeme.com/memes/what-color-is-this-dress

It keeps going from white/gold to blue/black to me.
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#177 - thefirespike (02/28/2015) [-]
i knew what he was referring to, i was just wondering what it had to do with my comment.
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#153 - lebarricuda (02/27/2015) [-]
IT'S WHITE AND GOLD OMG FFSS
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#162 - shruika (02/27/2015) [-]
Orange and Green, fuckin colour blind fucks
#83 - #008000 ---- #FF0000  [+] (7 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Block twits +23
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#143 - lebarricuda (02/27/2015) [-]
IT'S FUCKING WHITE AND GOLD
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#145 - thefirespike (02/27/2015) [-]
what? those are hex codes for green and red...
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#156 - jcenderion (02/27/2015) [-]
knowyourmeme.com/memes/what-color-is-this-dress

It keeps going from white/gold to blue/black to me.
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#177 - thefirespike (02/28/2015) [-]
i knew what he was referring to, i was just wondering what it had to do with my comment.
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#153 - lebarricuda (02/27/2015) [-]
IT'S WHITE AND GOLD OMG FFSS
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#162 - shruika (02/27/2015) [-]
Orange and Green, fuckin colour blind fucks
#84 - anonymoose (02/27/2015) [-]
#97 - how i consider it is thaumaturge and theurgist is just the gen… 02/17/2015 on Freshly squeezed OC +1
#30 - yeah, I'm gonna become a lich eventually. i may not have worde…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2015 on D&D ALL 4E UNDEAD 0
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#31 - veya (02/16/2015) [-]
Oh, then I have what you are looking for right... here rp g.stackexchange.c om/questions/36581/is-it-possible-to-create-undead-with-class-levels

It is more of a comprehensive answer than I could give, the TL;DR answer is that you cannot make an undead and say "By the way, I made this guy with 10 levels of Wizard.", you have to find a wizard, kill him/her, and then raise him/her as a Huecuva or a similar undead (anything that keeps their respective casting score works, the link gives some options) , a good way to get around that requirement perhaps would be to take on the Leadership feat, have a loyal cohort that is willing to die for you... and kill him/her and then raise, only to get a new cohort and do the same with the new cohort, ad infinitum.
#25 - After google-ing a bit I'm mostly interested in the bone creat… 02/16/2015 on D&D ALL 4E UNDEAD 0
#17 - so I'm preparing to play my first campaign ever with a few fri…  [+] (20 new replies) 02/16/2015 on D&D ALL 4E UNDEAD 0
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#27 - veya (02/16/2015) [-]
A Lich is what you are looking for, Liches retains their minds after transitioning to undead, and gain all the bonuses from being a Lich, the process is described on pages 167-168 of the Monster Manual I, but it only denotes the mechanical part of becoming a Lich, the proper ritual and fluff for the ritual is to be decided between player and DM, so go ahead and get crazy, if you need help on figuring it all out, Libris Mortis might be a very good book to look into and get some ideas.

Vampires also work, but Liches are generally better, becoming a vampire is highly situational, where becoming a Lich can be done by your own devices, plus, most special abilities gained from being a Vampire are of little use to a caster, so that's another point towards being a Lich, if you do want to be a Vampire, the mechanical details are on pages 252-253 of Monster Manual I.

Keep in mind seeking either of those is irremediably evil, but I suspect your character is already evil from being a Dread Necromancer, so that's not much of an issue.
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#30 - thefirespike (02/16/2015) [-]
yeah, I'm gonna become a lich eventually. i may not have worded it right at first but basically what I'm wanting is to make minions with class levels. so i can have some skeleton wizards and the likes in my ranks.
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#31 - veya (02/16/2015) [-]
Oh, then I have what you are looking for right... here rp g.stackexchange.c om/questions/36581/is-it-possible-to-create-undead-with-class-levels

It is more of a comprehensive answer than I could give, the TL;DR answer is that you cannot make an undead and say "By the way, I made this guy with 10 levels of Wizard.", you have to find a wizard, kill him/her, and then raise him/her as a Huecuva or a similar undead (anything that keeps their respective casting score works, the link gives some options) , a good way to get around that requirement perhaps would be to take on the Leadership feat, have a loyal cohort that is willing to die for you... and kill him/her and then raise, only to get a new cohort and do the same with the new cohort, ad infinitum.
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#19 - tigtone (02/16/2015) [-]
Vampires and Liches retain their previous abilities and become stronger, so regarding the official SRD that's as close as you can get.

Although dndxplain or veya will probably know more than me regarding the player templates.
#41 - veya (02/16/2015) [-]
Can I just say that I am incredibly flattered that you consider me knowledgeable enough to point people my direction for DnD information?
#42 - tigtone (02/16/2015) [-]
I only ever get to DM, so my understanding of the many intricate character templates is limited, although I can guarantee you I know Rogue from top to bottom from the back of my head.

Rogues be using defensive roll on my traps like fuck that.
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#20 - dndxplain (02/16/2015) [-]
there aren't many player templates for liches, and vampires are considered a race.
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#25 - thefirespike (02/16/2015) [-]
After google-ing a bit I'm mostly interested in the bone creature and corpse creature templates (BoVD 184-5) it says they can arise from a create undead or create greater undead spell. I'm not sure how to do that though, and I dont think those spells gives me control over them.
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#21 - tigtone (02/16/2015) [-]
Even better, be a vampire lich. all g.
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#22 - dndxplain (02/16/2015) [-]
technically viable, but the usual prerequisits for lichdom require you to be living first.
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#23 - tigtone (02/16/2015) [-]
I wonder what happens if you do both rituals at the same time.
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#24 - dndxplain (02/16/2015) [-]
that...
is a good question.
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#28 - veya (02/16/2015) [-]
And those are the points the DM have to step in and say "Nope, not happening.", I guess.
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#29 - dndxplain (02/16/2015) [-]
I have to do some research
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#32 - veya (02/16/2015) [-]
Well, ring me up if you find anything, I am going with "You can't do both at exact same time, and whichever is first, even if a milisecond first, is the one that sticks." or "The soul can't take it and is destroyed.", either way, it can't work, it shouldn't be allowed to work.
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#33 - dndxplain (02/16/2015) [-]
the only issue I'm finding is more a whole "well how would you perform two rituals"
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#36 - veya (02/16/2015) [-]
Perhaps you could use Simulacrum to have your clone perform one ritual, and then step in to receive the effect? it would at least remove the issue of dealing with the ritual itself, and the clone is technically you.
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#38 - dndxplain (02/16/2015) [-]
honestly that might work...
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#44 - veya (02/16/2015) [-]
Alright, if you figure everything out, make a post about it or something, I am interested in the end result.
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#84 - dndxplain (02/16/2015) [-]
from what it looks like, there's nothing stopping you from doing both rituals.
#969 - Ill give that a shot, and ill be fine i just needed to get it …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2015 on How will you spend the rest... +1
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#971 - tikitaco (02/05/2015) [-]
No problem, I'm here to listen!
#966 - She wasn't mean or anything, and there aren't any hard feeling…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2015 on How will you spend the rest... 0
#986 - sacredsouless (02/05/2015) [-]
I get them feels. First bitch i was in love with i friendzone cause I was bout to leave to a different country. I don't want to be douche who insists she be exclusive with a dude she can't see. I care a lot about women. I love them long time.
#947 - Damn forgot anon, oh well. 02/05/2015 on How will you spend the rest... +1
#944 - Thanks. Ive been dumped before, and have always just brushed m…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/05/2015 on How will you spend the rest... 0
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#950 - tikitaco (02/05/2015) [-]
I'll be on for a bit longer if you need someone to talk too! I'm pretty exciting so talking to me won't help with that sleeping problem though I recommend just laying down and thinking about life and playing some music. If you're getting too overwhelmed by feelings, just pack it in and save them for another day as you're just wasting unnecessary energy
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#969 - thefirespike (02/05/2015) [-]
Ill give that a shot, and ill be fine i just needed to get it all off my chest. Thanks for listening man.
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#971 - tikitaco (02/05/2015) [-]
No problem, I'm here to listen!
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#947 - thefirespike (02/05/2015) [-]
Damn forgot anon, oh well.
#205 - yeah, pretty much what that movie said, but they were only gon… 02/04/2015 on The Government 0

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