thefirespike
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| Gender: | male |
| Age: | 20 |
| Date Signed Up: | 11/07/2010 |
| Last Login: | 1/14/2016 |
| Location: | Kentucky |
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| Total Comments Made: | 631 |
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latest user's comments
| #138 - and i think the toughest part is finding the right champion, o… | 07/24/2014 on League Of Legends Porn Trailer | 0 |
| #128 - Also prepare for neckbeards coming up to you saying, "nic… | 07/24/2014 on Types of people at every... | +1 |
| #57 - well then, we are royally screwed [+] (1 new reply) | 07/24/2014 on The Hourglass Of Life | +1 |
 Unless we destroy the worlds calcium supplies before it's too late! | ||
| #54 - cant you just smash them? break the bones? they may still be a… [+] (3 new replies) | 07/24/2014 on The Hourglass Of Life | 0 |
| Unless we destroy the worlds calcium supplies before it's too late! | ||
| #52 - 108 divided by 7 thats about 15 and a half per person, i think… [+] (5 new replies) | 07/24/2014 on The Hourglass Of Life | 0 |
| cant you just smash them? break the bones? they may still be alive but they cant really do much after that Unless we destroy the worlds calcium supplies before it's too late! | ||
| #36 - I was hoping for Wukong would make an appearance now im sad | 07/24/2014 on League Of Legends Porn Trailer | 0 |
| #71 - Also, I don't remember anything at all asexual in attack on titan [+] (3 new replies) | 07/23/2014 on Tights | 0 |
 i haven't gotten around to watching it, so i couldn't say yay or nay, unless you where telling to the one above me. Why did it matter, judge each piece of art in its own level. you don't look at a 2yo drawing if a cat and compare it to Picasso | ||
| #13 - they use nine portals i think, and the last one just copies it… | 07/18/2014 on Breaking The Law | 0 |
| #3232 - **thefirespike rolls 808,170,927** | 07/18/2014 on Roll for Red | 0 |
| #3228 - anon gets highest roll, anons get red text | 07/18/2014 on Roll for Red | 0 |
| #129 - Comment deleted | 07/14/2014 on Orc Donkey Punch | +1 |
| #10 - Yeah, I hate the idea that ALL extraterrestrial races are more… [+] (11 new replies) | 04/29/2014 on As Soon... | 0 |
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anon (04/29/2014) [-] That concept wouldn't make sense though. If a civilization has the technology to accelerate through space at near the speed of light, or faster than light using somehow, they would certainly have weapons capable of blasting massive holes into planets. And lets be honest, evolution does not favor the weak. That is why we have made it so far, humans destroy everything in their path to get what they want, even each other. An intelligent species similar to us would not get that far if they evolved to be merciful and weak in conflict #26 -
itsbendingtime (04/29/2014) [-] Wouldn't take them long. If they have got the technology to get to our planet then they have the technology to destroy it. If they didn't want our planet intact then simply launch one of their spacecraft on a collision course with our planet. Something impacting our planet at even half lightspeed would royally fuck us up. #31 -
itsbendingtime (04/29/2014) [-] >we destroy the ships that come to earth >a single escape pod makes it back to their home >they retaliate by launching some form of unmanned ship toward earth at near lightspeed We wouldn't even see it coming.  The idea occurs to you because you know what weapons are. If they have never had need to destroy something before, it might not to them. Not to mention that no matter what your technology it still takes massive amounts of energy to accelerate things to relativistic speeds. It might be more economically viable to just keep the fuck away. #36 -
itsbendingtime (04/29/2014) [-] I think any race intelligent enough to achieve interstellar travel would quickly work out what a weapon was after watching us blow their ships up. But at the same time, they may, as you say, not retaliate for economic reasons. Might just think "those guys are dicks, let's not go near them again." I'm not sure you're grasping the concept. Hundreds of millions of years of jolly cooperation, us attacking them isn't going to make sense at all. They might not even realize we tried to do it. They might think that that's how we say hello and that we're just attuned to that sort of thing, and we didn't realize it'd kill them. The idea of killing another thing intentionally would make about as much sense to them as the physics of black holes does to a three year old #38 -
itsbendingtime (04/29/2014) [-] so you're saying the concept of war is as alien to them as the concept of peace to us... that's deep man. | ||
| #49 - i knew what petrichor was | 04/29/2014 on Names | 0 |
| #441 - freaking chernabog... | 04/10/2014 on (untitled) | 0 |
| #15 - because thats where it was all recorded. how do you expect the… | 04/05/2014 on Important historical events | +6 |
| #56 - thats why i dress as normal for "dress as a pitate day&qu… | 04/05/2014 on uber hax | 0 |
| #60 - its like that kid that declared war all over again! KEVIN AR… | 04/03/2014 on Site has been further... | 0 |
| #165 - so how many explain accounts are there exactly? we need a list… | 04/03/2014 on Hello, I am dinoexplain | 0 |
| #59 - but Stormtroopers are clones... they don't have parents (unles… | 04/01/2014 on Rebel Scum | 0 |
| #92 - so become a hitman, get paid to kill someone, then get even mo… | 03/20/2014 on torn apart | 0 |
| #8 - I know there's nothing i can do about it, and I'll probably st… | 03/14/2014 on HE'S SO FLUFFY I'M GONNA DIE! | 0 |
| #33 - try this its relevant to your pic | 01/28/2014 on NSFW | +3 |
| #195 - "what in heaven did that boy drink?" hmm... believable | 10/26/2013 on Still a better love story... | +1 |
| #1 - i always wondered if you could actually buy the bike if you ha… [+] (17 new replies) | 10/19/2013 on I lol'd | +4 |
 no. youre going to be short by one dollar maximum money you can carry: 999,999 the bike: 1,000,000  But then Ill get the faggot haters all over my cock. You know what it means. #18 -
majormoron (10/19/2013) [-]  For the love of god I COULD NOT find the full version of this gif. | ||
| #11 - only reason i know what that word is | 10/19/2013 on smell of rain | +3 |
