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thefiredude

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i will set your house on fire with HEAVY METAL. then put it out cuz im a firefighter

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#211 - Wait, if you failed the gay test, doesnt that mean your not ga… 06/29/2011 on HUGE Demotivational Comp (2... +3
#11 - Randy Marsh is ashamed that you reposted. 06/09/2011 on Zap Muthafucka +28
#28 - your mother addresses you with "How's my boy?" but y…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/15/2011 on Crazy Things Parents Text 2 -17
#56 - jozzyrose (05/15/2011) [-]
i applaud your stupidity!
#30 - fefe (05/15/2011) [-]
It's a compilation of several different texts from different parents.
#9 - see is missing a chunk of her head...  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2011 on Silly Mind Tricks (Part 4) -8
#15 - fefe (04/24/2011) [-]
nuh uh D:, not if you're talking bout the top of her head. It's her hair~
#95 - i could do both, does that mean i have a full brain and not ju… 04/24/2011 on Silly Mind Tricks (Part 3) +4
#3 - so you are Raziel, Prepare to suffer your fate at the hand of … 04/22/2011 on Soul Reaver +2
#33 - I'm working on that. im hunting down scholarships like a fat p…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2011 on Dear children +2
#34 - EZBakeFourthAcct (04/21/2011) [-]
Good luck. You may want to note that it is 10 times easier to be dumb and athletic and get a full ride than it is to be brilliant and get any money at all.
#29 - I guess it's based on who you know and associate yourself with…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/21/2011 on Dear children 0
#32 - EZBakeFourthAcct (04/21/2011) [-]
Thats the average high school teenager.
If you want more of a say go to college. You can be really politically active there.
#33 - thefiredude (04/21/2011) [-]
I'm working on that. im hunting down scholarships like a fat person hunts cake
#34 - EZBakeFourthAcct (04/21/2011) [-]
Good luck. You may want to note that it is 10 times easier to be dumb and athletic and get a full ride than it is to be brilliant and get any money at all.
#26 - I didn't like either but I can't vote because "teenagers …  [+] (29 new replies) 04/21/2011 on Dear children -4
#28 - EZBakeFourthAcct (04/21/2011) [-]
What does the average teenager do? Get drunk, fall through a glass door, run away from the cops, and brag about it the next day. I am a teenager, and I am fucking glad that teenagers cant vote.
#91 - yea (04/22/2011) [-]
The sad truth is that while many teens aren't at all qualified to be voting, neither are the majority of Amercans that are currently registered. Politics has become a realm of celebrity and connections not actual ability.
#94 - EZBakeFourthAcct (04/22/2011) [-]
User avatar #36 - xldarkking (04/22/2011) [-]
couldn't that be said about some adults to? granted that there are probably more cuz most teens i know are dumbasses but i think a select few have matured enough to be able to vote
#38 - EZBakeFourthAcct (04/22/2011) [-]
The select few do not count for more votes than the idiots that will vote for whoever mentions legal marijuana or lowering the drinking age. Stuff like medical insurance plans and pensions will not matter to them. Actually, I can hear the exact response to that in my head right now. "nah man that shits gay."
User avatar #40 - xldarkking (04/22/2011) [-]
i can hear it to. and even so we just go for popular vote, the president is elected from the electoral college (which is a load of horsesh*t), who at times can be even greedier idiots
#43 - EZBakeFourthAcct (04/22/2011) [-]
The electoral college more often than not follows the popular vote though.
User avatar #47 - xldarkking (04/22/2011) [-]
indeed. but they have the power to do otherwise which they have done before
#49 - EZBakeFourthAcct (04/22/2011) [-]
True, but often they are afraid of losing position, as they are indirectly given power their power by the popular vote as well
User avatar #50 - xldarkking (04/22/2011) [-]
You win this time. i've run out of stuff to say that makes me sound like i slightly know what i'm talking about. When in a debate with some the most powerful phrase you can say "Ohh yeah? well f*ck you!" but your cool so i wont use it
User avatar #54 - EpicCharizard (04/22/2011) [-]
Why not have a fucking test to identify those who should be able to take it? That way only those smart enough can do it.
#73 - EZBakeFourthAcct (04/22/2011) [-]
People are governed by emotion and not logic. There would be too many ethical issues.
User avatar #56 - xldarkking (04/22/2011) [-]
the last time we had a test to consider if someone could vote it was ousted due to racism
User avatar #57 - EpicCharizard (04/22/2011) [-]
Sorry someones IQ isn't high enough? I have intelligent black friends and retarded ass white friends.
User avatar #75 - xldarkking (04/22/2011) [-]
im not being racist. A test that actually tests IQ is possible but im saying the last time it was done it was a test to separate race under the disguise of being an IQ test
#86 - EZBakeFourthAcct (04/22/2011) [-]
The bar would have to be set very low. If its something like 90, the person who has an 89 IQ is still aware enough to be pissed off. Either way, the smart hippies will still say that its a basic right afforded to all humans.
User avatar #89 - xldarkking (04/22/2011) [-]
the smart hippies will say anything. But i say some basic rights could kill us if left in the wrong hands
#93 - EZBakeFourthAcct (04/22/2011) [-]
Yes. However, some basic rights if taken away could easily lead to mass anarchy and revolution. Theres always an annoying counter to everything isnt there?
User avatar #100 - xldarkking (04/22/2011) [-]
dude, look at our world. Were really close to anarchy as it is. violent overthrows in Egypt and Libya (ongoing.... i think). Our world is slowly deteriorating and i started to beleive this after i watched the uncensored video of Re-Education (Through Labor) by Rise Against
#104 - EZBakeFourthAcct (04/22/2011) [-]
There have always been violent overthrows. Just now we can tell everyone about it with the internet while having the ability to annihilate the entire planet with the turn of a few launch keys that can rain thousands of nukes anywhere we want. Back then news spread by myth and dudes on horses, and the revolutions were fought with swords and bows.
User avatar #105 - xldarkking (04/22/2011) [-]
if i were old id slightly miss those days
User avatar #109 - wolvesbrickwall (04/22/2011) [-]
can someone post the demotivational about running in the special olympics
#51 - EZBakeFourthAcct (04/22/2011) [-]
Could always go off topic and talk about communism. Im sure there are plenty of people who have strong feelings about it that would be willing to shout them in your general direction.
User avatar #53 - xldarkking (04/22/2011) [-]
OHH YEAH!! WELL F- wait... crap.
#31 - UberDood (04/21/2011) [-]
amen to that brother
User avatar #29 - thefiredude (04/21/2011) [-]
I guess it's based on who you know and associate yourself with.
But I would like more say on the things that will effect me and my generation down the road.
#32 - EZBakeFourthAcct (04/21/2011) [-]
Thats the average high school teenager.
If you want more of a say go to college. You can be really politically active there.
#33 - thefiredude (04/21/2011) [-]
I'm working on that. im hunting down scholarships like a fat person hunts cake
#34 - EZBakeFourthAcct (04/21/2011) [-]
Good luck. You may want to note that it is 10 times easier to be dumb and athletic and get a full ride than it is to be brilliant and get any money at all.
#6 - i didnt intend for it to be a perv trap but if thats what you …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2011 on CANT I SCHLICK IN PEACE? +15
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User avatar #8 - MajorRed (04/22/2011) [-]
That was funny, though
#4 - apparently schlicking requires her to remove her bra.... th…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/21/2011 on CANT I SCHLICK IN PEACE? +13
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#6 - thefiredude (04/21/2011) [-]
i didnt intend for it to be a perv trap but if thats what you want i will get naked and put on my trench coat
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User avatar #8 - MajorRed (04/22/2011) [-]
That was funny, though
#145 - its the ames room effect. commonly used in movies much like… 04/13/2011 on Mind Fuck +5
#215 - thank you good sir, for your kind act i reward you with a p…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2011 on Virgin 0
#227 - xXJkillerXx (04/08/2011) [-]
I shall respond with one of my best random gifs.
#182 - if i havent seen it, its new to me  [+] (3 new replies) 04/08/2011 on Virgin +6
#212 - xXJkillerXx (04/08/2011) [-]
Here you go.
#215 - thefiredude (04/08/2011) [-]
thank you good sir,
for your kind act i reward you with a picture of my own
#227 - xXJkillerXx (04/08/2011) [-]
I shall respond with one of my best random gifs.
#17 - i just had a ****** day. ottovan, you have just mad… 04/01/2011 on Brutal Relax (Totally worth... +1
#62 - in the honour of metal, bang your head into the nearest hard object 03/25/2011 on Metalheads +4
#10 - why didnt they just do this? <---  [+] (4 new replies) 03/24/2011 on WIN +4
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#29 - SleepyGhost (03/24/2011) [-]
Gasland?
User avatar #23 - MadameMeowmers (03/24/2011) [-]
Because it isn't Farenheit 451? :D
#15 - salai (03/24/2011) [-]
#20 - guy: *puts box on condoms on counter* cashier: do you want … 03/21/2011 on Buying Condoms +18
#916 - Comment deleted 03/21/2011 on My birfday cake 0
#2 - Picture 03/10/2011 on Pie 0
#1 - related? maybe. funny? you decide! 03/10/2011 on Easy to Find Love 0
#2 - Picture 03/10/2011 on Funny things to do +1
#143 - Picture 03/10/2011 on FJ Points 0
#34 - its because gases are the only things that burn, solids and li…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2011 on awesome +4
#83 - fefe (03/09/2011) [-]
fvsdfsfsfsdf
#163 - im a firefighter, so i have tons of fire related stuff. al… 03/09/2011 on LIKE A FIREMAN 0
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#1 - ThexD (09/13/2011) [-]
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