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#2 - Why the **** do people own pets if they're just g…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/12/2014 on >. +2
#9 - Dember (09/12/2014) [-]
Some dogs do well loose in a house when their owners age gone - many don't. For those who are destructive, it is safer for the dog, owner, and owner's home and peace of mind to use a crate.

This prevents the dog from chewing up things that it shouldn't, which can be costly and worst off all, very dangerous for the dog - chewing electrical cords and eating (yes, actually eating) drywall are NOT healthy.

The crate should always be introduced properly, so the dog is not afraid of it or stressed to the point of freaking out. If done correctly, dogs view their crate as a den or bed - mine love napping in theirs, doors left wide open. They go in on their own.

The crate should also be big enough for them to turn around, or lay down and stretch out - but for some dogs, any bigger than that will cause them to have accidents, because they are anxious and they learn that they can potty in one corner and have enough space to avoid contact with the mess. Dogs don't like staying somewhere dirty, and most will make an effort not to soil their own bed.

They should not be kept in their crate for more than a few hours at a time, depending on their energy level. If they need to be crated for 6 - 8 hours (this is FAR too long for puppies), it is best to devote at least an hour or two of vigorous play and exercise so they are so worn out and just want to rest.

Crates are a tool, and like any tool, they can be mis-used. Until you see a dog who is far too large, crammed in a tiny crate with sores and scar tissue from rubbing against the bars all day, every day, you have NO reason to be depressed.

This husky has a large clean crate with a soft blanket, and that silly face is the look of a dog who is happy to see its owner. There is no abuse or neglect going on here at all.

This is my husky. She loves her crate. Her cat likes to join her for cuddles in there too.
#5 - chcknchsr (09/12/2014) [-]
Of course leaving your pet crated for too long isn't good for them, but in the case of dogs, they actually prefer to have a "safe place" when you're not present. A good owner knows that proper crating helps most dogs deal with separation anxiety and makes leaving less traumatic. The crate should always be coupled with positive reinforcement and never used as punishment for bad behavior.

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User avatar #4 - newprinny (09/12/2014) [-]
Well if you're going out and the dog is rowdy, you don't want him to get into stuff and rip it up, dood. Whenever you're at home, you can play with it and eep it busy so it doesn't destroy all your shit.
#4 - I wan't to rip my ******* ears off  [+] (3 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Kittens +222
User avatar #94 - finblob (09/12/2014) [-]
r.i.p. Simon
#16 - zeroqp (09/12/2014) [-]
>wan't
#28 - settler (09/12/2014) [-]
>wan't
#8 - Picture 09/12/2014 on Not saying the jews did... +3
#10 - SPRING TIME FOR HITLER NATIONAL ANTHEM 09/12/2014 on You can't flim flam the zim... +7
#10 - Imagine if Kim actually visits Scotland if they become independent.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Well done 4dmin! +74
User avatar #76 - hellomynameisgodsy (09/12/2014) [-]
We do seem to attract the wrong kind of friends...
#88 - anonymous (09/12/2014) [-]
yfw someone points out Scotland don't actually have any friends.
#20 - Jayhon (09/12/2014) [-]
If he does, we'll be ready for him with this guy
#66 - Picture 09/12/2014 on So, yeah, mice. 0
#38 - my dad decided that his job was more important than his family.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2014 on Hi hungry 0
User avatar #50 - capslockrage (09/12/2014) [-]
my dad just.... didn't feel like it i guess, and split when i was born
#16 - I only see my dad once every 3-5 years.  [+] (6 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Hi hungry 0
User avatar #56 - MisfitsFan (09/12/2014) [-]
I havent seen my dad in 10 years



he passed away when i was 9
User avatar #17 - toosexyforyou (09/11/2014) [-]
I no longer get to see my dad.
User avatar #38 - thefifthdoctor (09/12/2014) [-]
my dad decided that his job was more important than his family.
User avatar #50 - capslockrage (09/12/2014) [-]
my dad just.... didn't feel like it i guess, and split when i was born
User avatar #26 - lodewijkbob (09/11/2014) [-]
No McDonald's for you

I had to
User avatar #24 - fuckyourtoast (09/11/2014) [-]
gg no re
#21 - the shanedawson theme started, closed it immediately. 09/11/2014 on Yes +13
#7 - This is really giving me mixed emotions. 09/11/2014 on It's That Time of Year Again +2

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#31 - thethirddoctor (07/05/2014) [-]
Have you read "The Eight Doctors" by Terrence Dicks? It's quite good. It kinda makes up for the bad McGann movie. The Fifth doctor sequence in the book is nice.

Oh. Flashback. Do you remember when we got cell phones? That was radical.
#32 to #31 - thefifthdoctor (07/05/2014) [-]
Afraid i haven't read it, but oh yes...that was pretty wizard.
Afraid i haven't read it, but oh yes...that was pretty wizard.
User avatar #30 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
#29 - thethirddoctor (05/23/2014) [-]
Soon we'll be united. I've been watching you in your TARDIS, Doctor.
#24 - thethirddoctor (05/09/2014) [-]
How are you doing old man?   
Plans for the weekend?
How are you doing old man?
Plans for the weekend?
#25 to #24 - thefifthdoctor (05/09/2014) [-]
Comic Con weekend actually, cosplaying myself
Comic Con weekend actually, cosplaying myself
#26 to #25 - thethirddoctor (05/09/2014) [-]
Neat! Have you hand made the costume? Post pics if you can. I'd love to see a good five cosplay.
Neat! Have you hand made the costume? Post pics if you can. I'd love to see a good five cosplay.
#27 to #26 - thefifthdoctor (05/09/2014) [-]
i will send one once i find one on the internet haha.   
   
Lots of people took pictures of me.
i will send one once i find one on the internet haha.

Lots of people took pictures of me.
#28 to #27 - thethirddoctor (05/09/2014) [-]
Superb.
Superb.
#21 - thefourthdoctor (03/21/2014) [-]
Happy Anniversary!
#17 - thethirddoctor (03/20/2014) [-]
I believe we might have crossed my own time stream Sarah Jane.
I believe we might have crossed my own time stream Sarah Jane.
#18 to #17 - thethirddoctor (03/20/2014) [-]
Oh dear. I see a decorative vegetable. We should run Sarah Jane. It's clearly upset.
Oh dear. I see a decorative vegetable. We should run Sarah Jane. It's clearly upset.
#19 to #18 - thefifthdoctor (03/21/2014) [-]
Whats wrong with celery?
Whats wrong with celery?
#20 to #19 - thethirddoctor (03/21/2014) [-]
It's just not dapper. Neeeds more ruffles.
It's just not dapper. Neeeds more ruffles.
#22 to #20 - thefifthdoctor (03/22/2014) [-]
How about this?
How about this?
#23 to #22 - thethirddoctor (03/22/2014) [-]
Oh yes. That is a beauty. Look at that craftmanship.
User avatar #9 - andranadu (03/05/2014) [-]
Dat video tho
Thanks ^^
I only saw it today :/
#10 to #9 - thefifthdoctor (03/05/2014) [-]
Im glad you liked it
Im glad you liked it
User avatar #11 to #10 - andranadu (03/05/2014) [-]
it was beautiful, not gonna lie
i also liked how i was in bed with ChromedDragom
not ChromedDragon the one with an "m"
i'm also really glad that i'm famous enough to be in a video like that
User avatar #12 to #11 - thefifthdoctor (03/05/2014) [-]
yea he mentioned it in the video, i was making it at 2 in the morning with no lights on so.

Also i wanted to use two people who do similar things, I see your comics then go "Oh right ChromedDragon. So yea
User avatar #13 to #12 - ChromedDragon (03/05/2014) [-]
mentions are my life
User avatar #14 to #13 - thefifthdoctor (03/05/2014) [-]
we were just talking **** about you. you werent suppose to see
User avatar #15 to #14 - ChromedDragon (03/05/2014) [-]
I thought you were talking **** about ChromedDragom
User avatar #16 to #15 - thefifthdoctor (03/05/2014) [-]
yea that guys an ass. But we did mention a few things about you
#6 to #5 - mudkipfucker (01/21/2014) [-]
This isnt me, though i do have quite a few Fifth Doctor gifs
This isnt me, though i do have quite a few Fifth Doctor gifs
User avatar #3 - thebestpieever (01/17/2014) [-]
'Sup? Your hair is great.
#4 to #3 - thefifthdoctor (01/17/2014) [-]
Thank you
Thank you
#1 - thefourthdoctor (01/11/2014) [-]
Nice celery.
Nice celery.
#2 to #1 - thefifthdoctor (01/11/2014) [-]
Nice scarf
Nice scarf
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