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#27 - maybe aherorising is Master Chief and he is saying that's cu… 05/11/2014 on CALM DOWN DRAGONBORN -1
#25 - i don't know a army of Spartans in the GoT universe...id put m…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2014 on CALM DOWN DRAGONBORN -1
User avatar #26 - commontroll (05/11/2014) [-]
Yes, but it's unrelated and out of nowhere. Whereas Dany is talking about how her dragons will wreck their shit, and the Dragonborn (the only mortal capable of truly killing dragons) says "that's cute."

If it was talking about the Unsullied, then members of the various SPARTAN programs could be mentioned, as they're a future version of the Unsullied (who are based off of real life Spartans) yet even this is still a stretch to be relevant.
User avatar #27 - theezachulator (05/11/2014) [-]
maybe aherorising is Master Chief and he is saying that's cute ... Im grasping at straws here to plus its the internet who needs stuff to make complete sense
#10 - Picture 05/11/2014 on war +2
#2 - Picture 05/11/2014 on wow 0
#39 - Hemingway may have survived all that but he couldn't survive h… 05/11/2014 on Kickass Facts: Manly Men 0
#14 - Thank you for that last line, i now have She aint got no legs … 05/10/2014 on :) 0
#58 - assholes like you are the reason i went to the store today to … 05/08/2014 on Baja Blast released it... +3
#70 - hope they bring back baby godzilla  [+] (3 new replies) 05/05/2014 on SKREEEEOOOONK! +11
#168 - gigabowzer (05/11/2014) [-]
Oh the nostalgia.
#135 - bobbledoggy (05/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #131 - harbingerwolf (05/05/2014) [-]
In a giant, giant ass body bag...
#12 - ya his post said nothing of the sort but the inbox did 05/04/2014 on Since Admin asked 0
#3 - Picture 05/04/2014 on Chappelle Show 0
#4 - shazzam ill repost it  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2014 on Since Admin asked +1
User avatar #6 - teevee (05/04/2014) [-]
yeah admin said that people can't find this stuff on google if you name it like this.
you have done a great service for our Dear Leader today
User avatar #12 - theezachulator (05/04/2014) [-]
ya his post said nothing of the sort but the inbox did
#50 - and then you have these 2.... 05/03/2014 on (untitled) 0
#43 - star wars is great but ive always been a fan of Stargate SG 1 …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2014 on Ronan gonna play! +3
#80 - bounod (05/08/2014) [-]
I agree 100%. Although it's almost weird that you never heard about Stargate Universe (SGU) that I would rank one of the best sci-fi series and easily the best SG-1 spin-off. Call me crazy but it might even be better than the original SG-1, but that might be just because it's more serious. If you haven't seen it, you are missing a lot.

Like Firefly, it got canned right when it started to gather fan base...
#33 - thank you its nice to see a positive post about the law enforc… 05/03/2014 on Going beyond their duties 0
#131 - Picture 04/30/2014 on How horrible 0
#130 - George Engal 04/30/2014 on Famous Last Words 0
#105 - Picture 04/30/2014 on Wawdamelm +1
#105 - Picture 04/28/2014 on (untitled) 0
#70 - **** watermelons that's why 04/28/2014 on (untitled) +3
#6 - idk how but i ended up watching wkuk for a while ...thank you!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2014 on Butt +1
User avatar #11 - IamSofaKingdom (04/28/2014) [-]
Whitest Kids you know? They are hilarious but do they really use the letter "u" for "you"?
#67 - this one?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2014 on (untitled) +5
User avatar #69 - buttinspecter (04/28/2014) [-]
Geez. If you had it, why didn't you reply to the first one with it so that one would flow into the other.
#70 - theezachulator (04/28/2014) [-]
fuck watermelons that's why
#28 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 04/28/2014 on (untitled) +152
User avatar #63 - buttinspecter (04/28/2014) [-]
"I hope everything bad happens to you and no one else but you."
#67 - theezachulator (04/28/2014) [-]
this one?
User avatar #69 - buttinspecter (04/28/2014) [-]
Geez. If you had it, why didn't you reply to the first one with it so that one would flow into the other.
#70 - theezachulator (04/28/2014) [-]
fuck watermelons that's why
User avatar #30 - medewu (04/28/2014) [-]
Yeah I hate myself as well for that... but it just fit... so perfect....
#56 - Picture 04/28/2014 on Seagull Necklaces 0
#70 - here's to the ravens that bring the bad children, the sparrows… 04/28/2014 on Creative Toasts 0
#7 - cant wait for all this Frozen **** to go away it …  [+] (13 new replies) 04/26/2014 on (untitled) +50
#45 - captainpatters (04/27/2014) [-]
I'm usually on your side of the fence on these things, ill be the first to call out something getting critical acclaim like the autistic faggot that I must be. But fuck me, I love frozen.
User avatar #24 - anthonyh (04/27/2014) [-]
The grass is in front of "sucks".
That is all.
User avatar #18 - closothehomosexual (04/26/2014) [-]
warhammer is overrated, legend of korra is overrated, attack on titan is overrated, everything is overrated. live with it. you arent gonna change shit
#19 - gameshredder (04/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #20 - closothehomosexual (04/27/2014) [-]
this is exactly the shit i mean

stop that shit
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User avatar #15 - herbolifee (04/26/2014) [-]
I agree. I really fucking loved Frozen (I'm a sucker for most Disney movies) but this hype...
User avatar #12 - rarityrarityrarity (04/26/2014) [-]
>opinions m9

frozen was better than the lion king anyway
#11 - lordcuntdestroyer (04/26/2014) [-]
I'd honestly say it was better than the lion king. The lion king was good, but the moral (face your past instead of running away from it) was totally thrown out the window in the end .No one helped simba until they found out he didn't kill mufasa after all. It basically said if you face your problems no one will help you and you're totally fucked unless it turns out you didn't actually do it in the first place. Also, the lion king was literally hamlet with lions.

Not to say the lion king is bad, it was a good film, but i believe frozen is better. That's just my opinion.
#51 - skinsfutureqb (04/27/2014) [-]
Crazy person that wants nothing but power: Scar and Hans
Homeland becomes wasteland: Frozen everything in frozen, lack of rain in Lion King
Silly companions for comedic value but come through for the hero in the end: Kristoff/Sven/Olaf and Timon/Pumbaa
Main characters parents died: The King/Queen and Mufasa
It's a musical

I had more after I first watched Frozen, but these will do for now. Frozen is just the Lion King but with humans instead of Lions. Also, Imma let you finish but Lion King is the greatest film of all time
User avatar #55 - lordcuntdestroyer (04/27/2014) [-]
Character archetypes were very similar, but those comparisons can be made with almost any story (especially disney). The lion king however takes it to a whole nother level. In hamlet, the uncle kills his brother who is the king, becomes the king, tricks the son into running away, only for him to come back and kill his uncle. That is to a tee what the lion king was. Hell even the scene where the father comes back as a ghost was repeated. I found the plot to frozen much more original and the characters were more interesting and entertaining.

Having said all that the lion king is a very good movie, but in my personal opinion frozen beats it any day of the week.
#17 - Womens Study Major (04/26/2014) [-]
"I didn't like the lion king simply because i nitpicked the moral of the movie and because it was similar to something else"
User avatar #21 - lordcuntdestroyer (04/27/2014) [-]
"I didn't like the lion king simply because the entire buildup of the whole movie was completely thrown away and it completely copy-pasted an already told story."
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#1 - Womens Study Major (04/19/2014) [-]
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