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#67 - this one?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2014 on (untitled) +5
User avatar #69 - buttinspecter (04/28/2014) [-]
Geez. If you had it, why didn't you reply to the first one with it so that one would flow into the other.
#70 - theezachulator (04/28/2014) [-]
fuck watermelons that's why
#28 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 04/28/2014 on (untitled) +152
User avatar #63 - buttinspecter (04/28/2014) [-]
"I hope everything bad happens to you and no one else but you."
#67 - theezachulator (04/28/2014) [-]
this one?
User avatar #69 - buttinspecter (04/28/2014) [-]
Geez. If you had it, why didn't you reply to the first one with it so that one would flow into the other.
#70 - theezachulator (04/28/2014) [-]
fuck watermelons that's why
User avatar #30 - medewu (04/28/2014) [-]
Yeah I hate myself as well for that... but it just fit... so perfect....
#56 - Picture 04/28/2014 on Seagull Necklaces 0
#70 - here's to the ravens that bring the bad children, the sparrows… 04/28/2014 on Creative Toasts 0
#7 - cant wait for all this Frozen shit to go away it was a ok movi…  [+] (13 new replies) 04/26/2014 on (untitled) +50
#45 - captainpatters (04/27/2014) [-]
I'm usually on your side of the fence on these things, ill be the first to call out something getting critical acclaim like the autistic faggot that I must be. But fuck me, I love frozen.
User avatar #24 - anthonyh (04/27/2014) [-]
The grass is in front of "sucks".
That is all.
User avatar #18 - closothehomosexual (04/26/2014) [-]
warhammer is overrated, legend of korra is overrated, attack on titan is overrated, everything is overrated. live with it. you arent gonna change shit
#19 - gameshredder (04/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #20 - closothehomosexual (04/27/2014) [-]
this is exactly the shit i mean

stop that shit
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User avatar #15 - herbolifee (04/26/2014) [-]
I agree. I really fucking loved Frozen (I'm a sucker for most Disney movies) but this hype...
User avatar #12 - rarityrarityrarity (04/26/2014) [-]
>opinions m9

frozen was better than the lion king anyway
#11 - lordcuntdestroyer (04/26/2014) [-]
I'd honestly say it was better than the lion king. The lion king was good, but the moral (face your past instead of running away from it) was totally thrown out the window in the end .No one helped simba until they found out he didn't kill mufasa after all. It basically said if you face your problems no one will help you and you're totally fucked unless it turns out you didn't actually do it in the first place. Also, the lion king was literally hamlet with lions.

Not to say the lion king is bad, it was a good film, but i believe frozen is better. That's just my opinion.
#51 - skinsfutureqb (04/27/2014) [-]
Crazy person that wants nothing but power: Scar and Hans
Homeland becomes wasteland: Frozen everything in frozen, lack of rain in Lion King
Silly companions for comedic value but come through for the hero in the end: Kristoff/Sven/Olaf and Timon/Pumbaa
Main characters parents died: The King/Queen and Mufasa
It's a musical

I had more after I first watched Frozen, but these will do for now. Frozen is just the Lion King but with humans instead of Lions. Also, Imma let you finish but Lion King is the greatest film of all time
User avatar #55 - lordcuntdestroyer (04/27/2014) [-]
Character archetypes were very similar, but those comparisons can be made with almost any story (especially disney). The lion king however takes it to a whole nother level. In hamlet, the uncle kills his brother who is the king, becomes the king, tricks the son into running away, only for him to come back and kill his uncle. That is to a tee what the lion king was. Hell even the scene where the father comes back as a ghost was repeated. I found the plot to frozen much more original and the characters were more interesting and entertaining.

Having said all that the lion king is a very good movie, but in my personal opinion frozen beats it any day of the week.
#17 - devout feminist (04/26/2014) [-]
"I didn't like the lion king simply because i nitpicked the moral of the movie and because it was similar to something else"
User avatar #21 - lordcuntdestroyer (04/27/2014) [-]
"I didn't like the lion king simply because the entire buildup of the whole movie was completely thrown away and it completely copy-pasted an already told story."
#42 - Picture 04/26/2014 on attention, web-user. . . 0
#120 - i got a 90 lock, war, mage, shammy and a druid ( i know i have…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2014 on Are Druids op? 0
#155 - edgeworthy (04/24/2014) [-]
Seriously, it isn't that hard, when you play since bc. I also have any class above 80.
#118 - fuck ya hit all the things then...die for tank cant keep argo 04/24/2014 on Are Druids op? 0
#50 - i enjoy that picture thank you 04/24/2014 on money +1
#43 - good to see someone else knows a little about Greek mythology …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/22/2014 on titons +2
#64 - whatamidoingwithme (04/22/2014) [-]
If you know about Greek mythology first thing to complain would be the fact that Hades isn't inherently evil and throughout the mythology only bad thing he does is kidnap his wife, who he lets go to earth half of the year.

Seriously fucking hate the fact that Hades is portrayed evil everywhere when Poseidon did much more things to spite Zeus, including trying to overthrow him and managing it for a while until Zeus was freed and punished them.
#186 - hillbillypowpow (04/22/2014) [-]
Hades kidnapped and raped Persephone, causing all of the crops of Earth to die from Demter's hissy fit, and he's relatively a really nice god.
#188 - whatamidoingwithme (04/23/2014) [-]
Seriously though it must get lonely in underworld, not gonna blame him. After all their relationship gets better.
#187 - hillbillypowpow (04/22/2014) [-]
Hephaestus was pretty chill too.
#42 - someone already tryed to eat Zeus ...his dad(Cronus) . Zeus fr…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/22/2014 on titons +51
User avatar #136 - FightClub (04/22/2014) [-]
that's the most impractical scythe i've ever seen

how fucking blunt of a blade
#81 - devout feminist (04/22/2014) [-]
didn't Zeus also eat one of his children Athena?
User avatar #94 - Furubatsu (04/22/2014) [-]
He ate Athena's mum while she was pregnant with Athena, to hide his infidelity from Hera
User avatar #91 - alfonshister (04/22/2014) [-]
i think he made athena out of his mind. Thats why she is so wise duh
User avatar #103 - daractive (04/22/2014) [-]
Yup, Athena came straight from the Zeus' head (he cut it open with an axe, and she jumped out).
User avatar #110 - alfonshister (04/22/2014) [-]
seriously? o.O
User avatar #117 - daractive (04/22/2014) [-]
It was something like that: Zeus got a spliting headache so he asked Hephaestus to open his head with his axe. When he did it Athena jumped out of it with the full armor and battle cry (I know it's quite f***ed up, but thats the mythology -oo_-).
User avatar #118 - daractive (04/22/2014) [-]
And she was in his head because he ate her mother, because he was afraid that his children will be too powerfull (tbh that's the part i just read about, well "More you know"...).
User avatar #145 - alfonshister (04/22/2014) [-]
#6 - ..."first time using Photoshop" na dog that's real e… 04/20/2014 on first time using photoshop -1
#13 - i was just thinking wow no one mentioning south park yet...thank you 04/20/2014 on jen4 lorinch 0
#5 - howed that work for ya 04/20/2014 on AoE II 0
#7 - Picture 04/19/2014 on desc 0
#2 - no immortal tec...i am disappointed. " i jack off ins… 04/19/2014 on Before The Fame, Fortune... +2
#11 - Picture 04/19/2014 on Cringe Comp +1
#6 - Picture 04/19/2014 on Face Hole +2
#2 - i am honored 04/19/2014 on theezachulator's profile 0
#1 - in my opinion greatest movie of all time  [+] (3 new replies) 04/19/2014 on AoE II +3
User avatar #4 - derangedshadow (04/20/2014) [-]
Squeal Like a Pig

I am going to have to say that he is a bitch with how he was trying to squeal like a piggy
#5 - theezachulator (04/20/2014) [-]
howed that work for ya
User avatar #3 - prontato (04/19/2014) [-]
#4 - this episode is my fav. ...lets drug Spenny 04/19/2014 on From Kenny vs Spenny +1
#20 - i know its a dark souls post but i hate you 04/19/2014 on I praise all the time +2
#20 - sounds better then tobacco 04/19/2014 on At least it will taste like... 0
#1 - are you done pooping.....no im reloading pow pow 04/19/2014 on intense bathroom session +36
#8 - when i was a kid we went to a zoo and there was a hand strengt… 04/19/2014 on tumblr gets fit +3
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#1 - devout feminist (04/19/2014) [-]
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